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people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

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You can't fry a man twice, after all.

The Green Mile

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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historical summaries: the french revolution

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thankfully matter cannot be created or destroyed so You don’t even have to worry about it

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hello, i was wondering if you knew how to shorten larger numbers using javascript. for example, i want to display a note count that is 1203 as 1.2k. i know it's possible, i just don't know how to do it. :(

how much do you love me

   var $container = $('.content');    $container.find('.notecount').each(function(){        var n = $(this).html().split(' ')[0].replace(/,/g, '');        if (n > 999) {            n = Math.floor(n / 100) / 10;            $(this).text(n + 'k notes');        }    });

after you include this in your scripts, you need to check three things

add the class “notecount” to your note count links

make sure the container class “content” above matches the container element in your particular theme

include it in your infinite scroll function if you’re using one

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“She goes to the sea, she comes from the sea, and tiny seas grow calm in the warmth of her chest, sleeping like doves. / […] / She is all air, all gentle waters. A memory of salt, of lost horizons, and the soaking of every wave. The foam left by a shipwreck clings to her waist and the tips of wings send a shiver up her spine.”

— Dulce María Loynaz, tr. James O’Connor, Absolute Solitude: Selected Poems; “CI”

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“A rose could prick you harder [than death], I suppose; you’d feel more terror at the sound of petals falling to the ground.”

— Wisława Szymborska, from I’m Working on the World (tr. by Stanisław Barańczak & Clare Cavanagh), 1957.

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A tide of quiet thought now came gently caressing my brain; softer and softer rose the flow, with tepid undulations smoother than balm.

Charlotte Brontë, from Villette

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Y'ALL THAILAND APPROVED SAME SEX MARRIAGE AS OF 7 HOURS AGO!!!!!!!

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Pixactly is an online tool that tests how well you know your pixels. Try it for yourself! #pixactly

Ohh man, I scored 530 :(

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I GOT THE COVID VACCINE

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for once I am posting the second song first