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[yeast-wizard]

im selling lil ford to one direction guys

im glad i waited until morning to post this i forgot the entire will/will not draw page fiuhvrfiuh

i really recommend looking through my art first if you dont already look at it so you know what you're buying btw!!

i doubt anyones gonna want a commission of specifically things i want to draw but im going through something of an art block and this makes it easier so i figured id give it a shot so dm me or send in an ask (i can answer them privately in case you dont know) if you're interested!

[yeast-wizard]

baking wizard is unsure,

needs to keep the profit up

hands over a honey jar

(full of high fructose corn syrup)

the baking wizard bakes what great things he makes oh-so pleasant tastes sometimes alters fates

[yeast-wizard]

Even better. I shan’t speak his name, I am not ready to wizard rap battle him yet, but it starts with G and follows the “‘the’ + color name” title formula.

The funny green man has seen one of my wizard poems. Good.

I need to crank these things out as fast as I can to gain experience and become the superior wizard poet.

[yeast-wizard]

These are just a few of the reasons I LOVE the LGBTQIA+ community so much!

It's always important to remember what being a part of a community like this means. For me personally it means home, it means love, friendship and safety but for millions of people across the world right now it's the opposite, with everything going on in the world (especially with the recent rulings in the UK and USA) it's easy to forget that not everyone has a safe space in the world, they're being persecuted and hated for just being themselves!

Remember people, be there, be seen, be careful, be proud but above all be kind!

And on that note, if you need a friend, a place to vent or rant about anything that's going on in your life then my inbox and DMs are open to all who need a friendly face and listening ear.

If your family don't accept you then I'm your family now. Go eat, drink some water, and take your meds!

💜💜

[yeast-wizard]

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

[yeast-wizard]

Okay, so I’m made of predominantly flour, not toilet material, but that sounds pretty nice. Forty pounds, if it’s too much I’d just kind of ooze out.

But you’re both porcelain AND bigger than me, and presumably stronger. Forty pounds is around the same as five gallons of water. You just got back from the wizard grocery store and don’t want to make a second trip to the wizard car because it has started wizard raining.

Good luck!

...Halp me I have been trapped under the weighted blanket..

[yeast-wizard]

You really don’t get the same experience on other websites huh

[yeast-wizard]

Gavvy. Bud. You know you can save, right? Then again, if the battery in the cartridge dies, that save file’s far past fucked…

A wizard whose staff is entirely illusory, but so consistently cast that for all practical purposes it is a real object. They use it for casting and for combat, but conjured it some time in the last century and have just kept it running ever since.

[yeast-wizard]

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

[yeast-wizard]

The funny green man has seen one of my wizard poems. Good.

I need to crank these things out as fast as I can to gain experience and become the superior wizard poet.

[yeast-wizard]

hey all. fermis mod here. I’m trying my best to post on my many accounts on many platforms but I feel really demotivated rn, on account of my family being 2k in the hole and struggling to get food. i hate asking this of people but if anybody could help us out my dms are open. any small amount helps, a bag of flour is around $0.60 in my area, or, if any of you happen to live in serbia, food would also be welcome. i haven’t eaten today because i don’t want to waste resources

we have two dinners’ worth of sausage in the freezer, and four eggs (although we do have chickens giving us around ten eggs per day, we have already collected them today)

a few dollars could really help. I promise I’ll try not to post like this again cuz I know that it can be annoying to see on your dash. thank you for reading

[yeast-wizard]

the baking wizard bakes

tarts and pies and cakes

a lemon tart awaits

for customers who pay

the baking wizard bakes what great things he makes oh-so pleasant tastes sometimes alters fates

[yeast-wizard]

the baking wizard bakes what great things he makes oh-so pleasant tastes sometimes alters fates

[yeast-wizard]

I already inhale enough methanol fumes, I can’t withstand the vapors.

my method is dogshit thiugh. Not working on my iOrb. Dogshit.

they took away the yellow font. how am i meant to indicate that something is pollutive now?

[yeast-wizard]

[yeast-wizard]

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

[yeast-wizard]

Your move.

Pro tip: Tumblr has removed the menu option for the color yellow but not the color itself. You can go back to a previous yellow post, edit it and copy a yellow letter to use yellow again in a new post, just be sure to hit your left arrow key to go back into the yellow section of the text after pasting. Good luck.