#yeast wizard

[yeast-wizard]

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[mold-wizard]

Although it isn't a type of mold, do you have any opinions on yeast?

I've never met a yeast I didn't like.

Then again, I've never met a yeast I liked, either.

I've never met a yeast who was actually a sufficiently conscious, intelligent being that I could therefore form an opinion about them socially.

Oh, no, wait; that guy who gave me the booze a couple weeks ago. I think he may have been made of yeast? If so, sure, I guess he seemed like an alright guy. So, yeah, sure, in my limited experience with yeasts, they're, you know, okay in my book.

[sunseed-fandump]

Beast-Yeast EP 8

[concoctionboy]

Hi, potion man! I have come to try to get to know you better so I can try to avoid getting on anyone's nerves during our adventure, since I don't want anyone to end up hurt or dead... m-mostly me, since I am completely incapable of... magic... and vulnerable to heat, cold, salt, lack of food, lack of water, and antibacterial chemicals... hahaha...

-- @yeast-wizard

Oh! I don't think you have to worry about that too much. I think I'm pretty easygoing; I don't think I'm too easily annoyed. (Although that gnome who keeps inexplicably yelling about beans is getting there.)

Anyway, I'm in the same boat as far as magic goes. I mean, I guess I am magic, being a living potion, but I mean, that just means I have effects on people who drink me; it's not something I have conscious control over. I can't cast spells. And I may be pretty much impervious to damage from direct physical force, but I think I'm vulnerable to extreme heat and cold, too. So, uh... I'm not sure what I can really do to help you on the adventure, but I mean, you're not the only one who can't use magic, if that makes you feel any better.

[yeast-wizard]

The funny green man has seen one of my wizard poems. Good.

I need to crank these things out as fast as I can to gain experience and become the superior wizard poet.

[yeast-wizard]

Found this on my orb, is this the one you all mean?

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[fennekinfoxuwu]

Oh...~ Pure Vanilla Cookie if only

Oh, ho, ho, HO!! If only, better prepared for all the fluffy and wholesome moments in this au.

Gingerbrave - the oldest

- only can read in symbols & or drawing

- an artist, is athletic and flexible

- fears burning alive, hates cowardness, and cookies breaking their promises

Strawberry Cookie - is the 2nd oldest

- loves video games, cooking, baking, and or play with guitarlele

- fears drowning, and men with black colored hair and ruby shade eyes

- is the strongest in the group ( lollipop is heavy okay)

Wizard Cookie - reads, plays piano

- is the most blunt and sassy but very wise

- fears losing those he cares

- his staff belongs to the witch that disappeared all theirs.

Hopefully, this clears up any future problems

I'll probably deal with it in the future.

[i-chrystophylux]

The entirety of the plot is drama, angst, and being broken. Welcome to the club gang. Being fruity is bonus points according to tumblr.

Don't keep us waiting silent salt cookie, you're next.

[yeast-wizard]

This cat’s pattern is mackerel tabby, you can tell from the stripes and the distinct M on the forehead!

i have no request or questions i just want to show you my cat his name is max

[Image description: three pictures of the same brown and black striped cat in various positions around a living space, sitting, sleeping, curled up.]

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oh my goddd wow... i'm going through the backlog of my inbox and just 😭😭😭. i love cats so much y'all. like my lorddd

[nerdysting]

Silly Little Headcanons I had in mind

[rain-cloudsky]

SPOILERS!!!!!!

[j0vialmoon]

The children are evil now

[yeast-wizard]

...oh, shit, wasn't expecting someone trick-or-treating this late. Or at all at my tower, really, uhh.... here you go?

[ i don't care that halloween is over, i just want free stuff. ]

[randomthingsthatidointhedaytime]

CRK The witch’s castle

Srry guys, I got so busy 🥲🥲🥲

I heart these guys ❤️❤️ ALSO EP 7 IS OUT ON BEAST YEAST…. Not happy at all

BRO NOT STRAWBERRY, WIZARD AND PURE VANILLA COOKIE’S VAS ARE ON STRIKEE NOOOOOOOOO WHYYYY

>:c

[yeast-wizard]

IIiiI'm drunk.

Fermis flops floorward face-first. Uproarious laughter plays from seemingly nowhere.

[yeast-wizard]

Gavvy. Bud. You know you can save, right? Then again, if the battery in the cartridge dies, that save file’s far past fucked…

A wizard whose staff is entirely illusory, but so consistently cast that for all practical purposes it is a real object. They use it for casting and for combat, but conjured it some time in the last century and have just kept it running ever since.