yeetfort

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Will anything ever give me more joy than calling spy “spook”?

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Me: ah, life has been lovely! I got past a bunch of really tough assignments in school last week and overal my grades have been good. I feel like I’m forgetting something...?

This blog: *exists*

Me: OH FUCK YEAH THAT

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Please do what you can.. support an FtM teen getting kicked out in 6 months

So a few of my friends from several discord servers have said I should start a GoFundMe page. Basically my situation is as follows:

My parents are controlling to the point that it's detrimental to my mental health. They have complete control over any way for me to buy myself food or buy my gecko supplies.

They read my bank statements when neither of their names are on my account. And control what I buy and where from.

They are kicking me out in about 6 months (at 18). And yet when I say I have friends who could help me land a job, they ridicule me and say "What do you think that will get you? How will that help?"..... Huh?

They refuse to acknowledge that I have mental health issues and disorders/illnesses, and that I am transgender, and have done for six years. It has only gotten worse. They chalk it all up to laziness and lack of motivation. Literally multiple times they have messed with or hidden my depression and ADD medication in the past.

I have a friend, and I will not state names or locations, that has asked me to move in with her once she has a new apartment. This is all fine and dandy except for one thing: She can't help pay for a moving truck or driver. She isn't in a spot for helping with moving costs or helping me get a new phone, or helping with pet food and groceries.

Which is where you come in.

Any amount helps. All I know is that I make $100/mo. by working at my parents church and most of it goes to buying food for me and my gecko, Olive, and it's not enough to sustain us. I need to leave home as soon as my friend can let me move in, but I'm underage. I will be taken home and charged with running away if I go back to my "work" at the church.

To those that can't help, please reblog or share the link. I have a limited amount of time before it's too late and I'm on the streets.

I need to get a moving truck, a new phone and SIM card, food and tank supplies for my gecko, food for myself, and toiletries. Anything helps... Thank you all ❤️

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It’s 9:55 pm

Ok so self ship fic with medic specifically where medic is just out and about maybe shopping or whatever and also he has Archimedes because he’s a weird fuckin dude and takes his birds everywhere. Archimedes sees u and maybe you have a shiny thing they like in your hair and they go Ape Shitte™ and fly over and land on your head and nest on it like it’s a totally normal thing and ur like “????????????? This sweet little bird just fuckin asserted itself on me but I like it because how cute” and medic immediately crushes hard because this very attractive person (yes, you are extremely attractive, and I don’t mean just your idealized self, I mean YOU! YOU THERE! Handsome, gorgeous, breathtaking) just got absolutely loved up on by his favorite bird, and may I add, a bird that does not like everyone, and he only trusts people that his bird likes and holds them in high respect. ANYWAYS you’ve got this pretty little bird on your head and this dude is like “I’m so sorry, he just gets a little excited around pretty people”. Your fluster meter is at like 100% while this handsome dude who just said you’re good-looking untangles his cute bird from your hair. After walking and talking together a little more and getting to know each other, you’re both just kind of like “guess I’m in love now :/” and like...it just grows from there bro.

And that’s the meet-cute story you tell your kids and friends.

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wOW so like i haven't done Any tf2 content bc of school n shit but I Really Want To but yet... Muse?? She gone. Motivation? Left for France vacation..... However once I get this new digital drawing pad imma get Rioght Bæck Into Tha Content

I think I possessed you and then you write this or sumn

(That being said, looking very forward to more fantastic art from you!!)

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Yer vibes are lookin’ pretty damn rancid!

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when you draw you and your f/o bein cute

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Big Love Hours 2

Imagine your fave merc being really touch starved. Every time you lay just the lightest touch on his shoulder, he shudders and whines when you stop. He adores when you come up behind him while he’s sitting down and you plant a kiss on his forehead. He’ll find a way to get you back, like giving you a shoulder rub while you’re working on something. Sometimes he can’t sleep if he isn’t holding you close to him. It especially gets him flustered when you’re out in public. Maybe he likes PDA, maybe he doesn’t, but either way, he still cherishes every moment of affection you two share.

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Hey guys I’m sorry I kinda keep dropping off the face of the earth for days at a time

I haven’t been writing lately because 1 school is really stressful and consumes a lot of my time, and 2 I get burnt out on writing fairly easily. That’s not to say that I’m not going to write anymore! It’s just that I’ll have days where I can write 4/5 posts and then days where I can’t push myself to do anything. Also, just looking at the amount of requests in my inbox gets so overwhelming that I can’t write one. Alternatively, if I try to start one and then I start another and now I have a bunch that are half-finished.

I’m working on managing it all, and I’m not leaving or anything, I’m just trying to explain why I haven’t been posting and I’m really sorry if anyone’s been thinking like “where is my request didn’t I send it like a month ago????” And the answer is yes you did and no I’m not ignoring it I’m just scattered right now.

Thank you for your understanding. Love you and will try to post soon!

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Imagine your f/o, who is a casual friend of yours, occasionally secretly following you on your way home from school/work. One day, you get the feeling that someone is behind you, but they run and hide before you can see them. You run back to where you'd come from and call your f/o and ask them to come pick you up because you're scared. They happily oblige and come to "rescue" you, and take you home. For them, It's like a dream come true. (I love your blog it's my fav guilty pleasure to read thru

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hehwufhuehehhe hehe so nfeshiyfj I got a fucking amazing idea and i'm drawing it as I (we?) speak and i'm gonna submit it once i'm done so hfewhrhre hold on to your boots

:0

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OHHHH MY GOD

GUESS WHAT BITCH JUST GOT HER EARS PIERCED !!!!!! Skjdkadjosdjkssjishjs!!!!

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This was funnier in my head

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@beetledrink was doing a himbo chart and i thought i’d take a crack at a more comprehensive version

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Sniper? owo for the ask thingy

Sniper - have you ever peed outside/in public?

Actually, all the time. At the beach, the water is no man’s land. Actually, it’s not even land....point is, I pee in it a lot

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Send me a TF2 character

Pyro - Which type of food do you prefer: spicy or sweet?

Engineer - Do you like to create stuff(building, painting, making gifs, making music etc.)?

Spy - Are you a virgin?

Heavy - Do you have an item(not including phone/PC/laptop) that is precious to you?

Sniper - Have you ever peed outside/in public?

Scout - Selfie?

Soldier - Are you a bit reckless?

Demoman - Do you drink alcohol?

Medic - Do you have a pet? If yes, post a picture.

Miss Pauling - Do you tend to overwork yourself?

Merasmus - Can you roll your Rs?