#tf2xreader

[2frosty4you]

Hiii! If reqs are open, can I request for all the mercs finding out teen merc reader grew up with very neglectful parents, and is basically a mother to her younger siblings? The only reason she even took up a job as a mercenary is so she can pay the bills for her little brothers and sisters, since her parents are too busy using their money on drugs:/

Mercs find out teen!reader takes sole care of her siblings [Platonic

| All mercs & GN!Reader Platonic | 826 words | Masterlist | Ask/Request |

Hardest thing about this was actually getting a name for it :cry:

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Scout

✧ He says he relates, but in reality he doesn't. His family was filled with successful boys (fatherless) and his mother who they all loved. He sent his paychecks to her every time.

✧ When you explained that you had to take care of your siblings from a younger age over the campfire he became quiet.

✧ Doesn't make a joke, but the awkward air was getting to him.

"so.. how many siblings ya got?"

✧ He only says this to break the ice

✧ After a while he understands why you're always on calls with people, always away on ceasefire and always take any off days you can get (hardly any)

Soldier

"AN AMERICAN CARETAKER SHOULD NOT INTAKE DRUGS FROM THE FRENCH!!"

✧ He's trying, but not hard enough

✧ He offers you one of his extra helmets and his raccoons. He cares for you like a strange rabid dog you found on the street.

✧ Shares his food with you, gives his loyalty to your brothers and sisters with a goofy salute.

✧ Don’t let him meet your siblings unless you want him to get them to dig a trench around your house

Pyro

".. mph?"

✧ They don't understand why your parents aren't using their own money.

✧ They don't understand a lot of what you explained

✧ They'll begin to offer any candies they have to you, not like they weren't already. Protects you a lot on the battlefield and draws pictures for you and your siblings (mostly balloonicorn) 

✧ Would like to meet your siblings though, they've got plushies to share 100%

Heavy

✧ He pats you on the back and nods, he didn't need to mother/father a group of kids but having no father made his family's life harder.

✧ Teaches you some night hearty meals that could feed a battalion

✧ Also teaches you self defense, even if you know it already it's never enough (heavy tells you that like :nerd: )

✧ Also makes you sit and have some time to yourself, he's your 'father' now. No ifs, buts or whys

Engineer

"pardon."

✧ He says, frying pan in hand as he was cooking breakfast. Staring at you like he was going to kill a set of parents.

✧ Tries to keep you safer on the battlefield, not wanting you to suffer more than your family has done to you.

✧ Teaches you to cook, like heavy 

✧ Cooks breakfast for you first, and when you have a rough time its 100% only you getting proper meal.

✧ Will drive you to your family's house, and stand there like a guard as you let him meet your brothers.

✧ Probably would build little contraptions for them and help tutor them.

✧ Loves you like family, including your siblings (not your parents, not at all)

Demoman

✧ He's drunk when you tell him this, he raises his bottle and spits out

"aye, fuck ya parents"

✧ He passes out immediately

✧ If he's sober when you mention it again he's going to be more caring(slightly) and since hes always at least tipsy he'll offer you his bombs like a drug dealer.

✧ If you say yes he'll blow up them and their crackhouse.

✧ Is on the fence about meeting your siblings, he doesn't really want your brothers seeing a drunk, half-blind Scot stumbling around.

Medic

✧ His eye twitches, a large insane smile on his face as he turns to you while having his elbows deep in the corpse of the enemy heavy.

"Did I mishear you?"

✧ He removes his hands from the corpse and comes over to you shaking you like crazy. Ranting about how a teenager shouldn't be caring for small children and asking if you had symptoms for any mental issues.

✧ He's insane, I'm not gonna sugar coat it.

✧ But he is smart and teaches you how to do some basic first aid

'no medic I'm not going to remove any appendices please stop cutting into scout'

✧ Wants to meet your sisters, offers them to play with his birds and offers up some plushies

'MEDIC DON'T GIVE THEM SYRINGES' 'and PLEASE put away the baboon heart'

Sniper

✧ Asks for you to repeat what you muttered and then offers to 'get rid' of your parents (sniper put down the rifle.. and the jarate)

✧ Drives you back and to your family home, is uncomfortable around small children so he's going to 100% either stay in his truck or be leaning against it the whole time.

✧ Don't worry he didn't bring any jarate with him.. Just don't check the truck (please) 

✧ But if he mentions taking care of birds your siblings demand to see them, so they get along well

Spy

✧ He will assassinate them, won't tell you, but it'll be suspicious when your mother dies from an overdoses while having and obvious bullet hole through her chest

✧ Look, he wasn't a father to scout but he'll be a father for you. Better than your last father at least, and a little better than he was to scout.

✧ Teach your siblings french 100%, you won't know until they start speaking it and you're left dumbfounded.

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Posted 1.03.2024 if you see any typos or anything pls tell me!!

[snakess-17]

Omg medics reaction to finding a badly injured s/o who didnt call for him cos they didnt want to interrupt

had not seen you nor heard your voice some time ago in battle, it seemed strange to him.

It was when the scout informed him that you were in a corner badly wounded that he became concerned.

It was one of the few times that he left heavy alone on the battlefield and came to your aid, with the Russian's approval.

when he sees you he has mixed feelings

sadness, doubt, anger

he heals you immediately, while letting you go to continue on the battlefield.

When it's all over and his team wins, he calls you to start bombarding you with 'why didn't you call him for help' questions.

When you tell him it was because you didn't want to interrupt or bother him, his face goes blank.

Did he give you some wrong signal that you were bothering him or thought you were interrupting him?

he assures you otherwise, you tell yourself that you are very important to him and not to let it cross your mind that you are interrupting him at any time, he is happy to attend to you and your needs.

From now on he always keeps an eye on you in the battlefield, if he doesn't see or hear you for a long time, he simply goes looking for you.

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

~Introduction~

~Masterlist~ ~Masterlist 2~ ~My ao3~ ~My wattpad~

~About me~

Hello! My name is Mr. Fluff Ball. This blog is an tf2 x reader blog :) I will take requests in! (by the way, all the writings will be gn reader) Read the rule down below. Also, I am not a super experienced writer so yeah...my writing is not the best and will probably have spelling mistakes (if I do then feel free to tell me!) I just wanna have fun writing! \(*´▽｀*)/

By the way here is my second account! I do lupin the third x reader stuff there: @another-mrfluffball

What I will write for: tf2 x reader fluff (hell yeah), slightly angst (comfort, etc), (give me the fluff!!!), headcanon, imagine, etc are ok.

What I will not write for: merc x merc (character x character), nsfw (I repeat I won't write for nsfw!), sexual abuse, yandere, senstive topics, pregnancy, gore, eating disorder, suicide, really sad stuff (like cheating, break up,etc) yep thats it I think, I might add more but just in general this blog is an tf2 x reader fluff

Extra notes: I don't do matchups, oc, cant do accents but might add phases in their language. Umm...I swear a lot. let's just say that for short. I also don't do one-shots I like to keep it pretty short. Also, I kinda suck at writing about children so um this might change later on but for now pls don't do anything about children. As I said before this might change after I gain some experience.

~Rules~

The most important rule! Be nice and polite, not all requests are going to be worked on, so just letting you know that if I don't come to your request then I am sorry! But feel free to request something different if the requests are open!

You can request all the mercs but! it will be shorter the more characters you request for. If you ask for one merc it will longer.

Not a rule but it is okay to request twice! There is no problem with that. But don't send like 10 requests okay? I also am a human and have a life. :)

Pls, send requests/ask/questions in English.

Don't feel shy to give me advice, tip, or any questions! I am happy to receive advice! I am hoping to get better at writing :)

~Mini rule~

So when you request for reacting for all of the mercs. I would appreciate it if you added the top 1~3 characters/mercs you want to see. You see, sometimes I cannot do all 9 mercs. I also have a life and is not generally busy but not free all the time either. So um if you could put the 1~3 character that you definitely want me to write about, that would be epic.

Example: How the mercs heat patting you. (medic, sniper, scout)

I can do all! Just putting those three can save me time and just help me not stress out!

Basically, the (___) is just HEY! um If you don't have time for all of them you can focus on these three :D

You can also ask for a part two if you liked it!

Yep, that's it! for now Have fun sharing your creative ideas that you want me to write about! :)) Also check if my request is open or not. Sometimes I am busy and have to work on the ones I have.

[uwuowotf2waslife]

Could I get the mercs reacting to an so who doesn't realize they're injured till someone points it out to them? Not broken bones or anything just sometimes they get big cuts or gashes on their legs and don't notice cause they haven't seen it

my dude, have you met me? are you talking about me? relatable to a scary degree, imma try a new format

Same, you two are Medics nightmare: Scout, Soldier, sniper

runs after you like a mother hen and takes cares of your scratches: MEDIC, Engineer, Pyro and heavy

points them out and escorts to you to the Medic while nagging about how you should be more careful: Spy, Demo and Scout (hypocrite)

[killjoy-rider]

To start off with my page I have created each one of the characters from Team Fortress 2 a moodboard! I hope you like it 💕💕 I also included the Announcer and Miss Pauling!

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Engineer:

Sniper:

Demoman:

Soldier:

Spy:

The Announcer:

Miss Pauling:

Scout:

Medic:

Heavy:

Pyro:

[yeetfort]

Mercs’ Phobias

Soldier - Wiccaphobia (fear of witches/witchcraft) Merasmus got him all screwed up on magic crap and while he’s not totally petrified of it, he just really hates the idea of it and doesn’t want it near him. If you’re Wicca yourself, he’ll actually try to have an open mind about it. Maybe you’ll even teach him some basic stuff about it! Otherwise, it doesn’t come up until you go to watch horror movies. He likes a movie that actually freaks him out, and it’s always witch-centered!

Scout - Trypanophobia (fear of injections) Poor scout, medic is just trying to give him his vaccinations but he hates getting shots so much. He can’t stand to see the needle go in, and he starts sweating and breathing irregularly. You always stay in there with him and let him squeeze your hand and keep his focus just anywhere else. Medic keeps those little lollipops you see in drs offices just for lil scoot to have after he gets one.

Demo - Toxiphobia (fear of being poisoned) He’s so worried that he won’t be paying attention while drinking one day and someone will slip some drugs or deadly poison into his cup. He knows what some of those chemical agents can do, and he couldn’t imagine a worse kind of death, even if he does respawn afterward. You’re the only person he lets handle his alcohol after he’s already opened it.

Engie - Nebulaphobia (fear of fog. This is especially terrible at night for him) Engie likes everything to be clear-cut and visible. Even the most complex things have very clear inner workings. He cannot stand to think of anything clouding his view, whether physically or mentally. If they have to go to battle on a foggy day, you keep a foglight which, while not removing the problem, brings him some comfort knowing that he doesn’t have to be alone when facing it.

Heavy - Autophobia (fear of being alone) Heavy has spent his whole life around family and friends. He can handle some solitary life, but he knows he always has someone to come back to, namely you. You spend quality time together most every day, and reassure him He doesn’t know what he would do if it were all gone.

Pyro - Eisoptrophobia (fear of seeing oneself in a mirror) Even with his mask on, pyro hates to see himself. He doesn’t want to think about what’s under the mask, whatever it is. After a very lengthy building-up of trust, he let you get a look at him, but he absolutely refuses to face it himself. The base has mirrors only in individual rooms and one part of the communal bathroom, so it is never really too bad of a problem.

Spy - Gamophobia (fear of marriage) Because of his job, spy was always moving from place to place and found it hard to stay for any meaningful length of time. He can’t stay committed in anything as serious as a marriage; it would tie him to something. He’s so anxious that what you have will become really serious, and you’ll to start to talk about having a future together. He dreads that if he came clean about those reservations, he’d break your heart and you wouldn’t think he loved you.

Sniper - Agoraphobia (fear of crowded spaces) He’s spent most of his life socially isolated and is very awkward around others. He gets so overwhelmed in any kind of crowd, and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself by reacting to that fear. You encourage him to come to places with you, but are always by his side holding his hand and telling him to focus on you when he gets too anxious about it.

Medic - Gelotophobia (fear of being laughed at) He was ridiculed for odd behavior throughout his childhood, and even into his adult life when others in the medical field said his work was laughably bad. He is reluctant to do experiments with anyone watching or share details about himself with anyone. It takes him a while to open up to you, and even that was only because you’d come into his office and marvel at jars of old experiments. You don’t ever laugh when he tells you his worries, and you’re the one person he has confidence in.

A/N: Personally, I have scopophobia and casadastraphobia (fear of falling up into the sky) Like, as if gravity is just gonna fail. It’s especially bad if I look up into a blue sky with few clouds and no visible grounding objects. Add your phobia in the tags!

[uber-den-pyromanen]

Ch 1 SniperXreader

Reader goes to check on her friend (*cough* Jeremy) from art collage who's gotten a hit placed on them... and ends up working with him.

     It took time to let the idea settle… Jeremy my friend from art collage was now a Mercenary and someone wanted him dead. I had to find out who. Art school didn't pan out too well for me either. I was now a side show in a fucking circus. 'The Amazing Female Sharpshooter' is what I was called… how demining. At least I could use these skills for something better than being a sideshow; I had to stop whoever wanted my old friend dead. So I packed my stuff up in the back of my Hurst and headed to New Mexico… Trufort. Shouldn't be too hard to find him from there.

       The drive to Trufort was horrible. It was too hot during the day and my car kept overheating. It was too cold to sleep at night without several layers of clothes, which is overly annoying. The town… if it could be called that, was strangely green. People where everywhere, giving me strange looks… I guess that’s what I get for driving the a car of the dead.  I soon found a place to eat; it was a tiny dinner, didn't look like it had been upgraded since the twenties. I sat down at the crowed bar next to a man in a suit, hopefully he wouldn't bother me… although I should be asking about Jeremy. "What can I get you outsider?" The waitress was old and used up, she looked worse than most of the people I worked with in the circus. "I'll have a sweet tea and a menu please." The suited man next to me gave me a slight glance, I paid no mind to him. The waitress dropped a menu in front of me and my sweet tea. "Just holler when you're ready sweety." I nodded to her… "You're from Texas aren't you?" It was the man in the suit, why on gods green earth was he talking to me? "Yeah, what's it to ya?" He just let out a hum in response. I gave him a longer glance, he was just as out of place as I was… Who the hell wears a balaclava in the middle of the New Mexico summer? He may be the one I want to talk to find Jeremy. "So, Frenchie…" I set my menu aside. "I wouldn’t eat the food here…"

"Not what I wanted to ask ya." He turned to me, we faced for the first time, his clear blue eyes pierced me. "I'm looking for an old collage friend, he's had a hit put on him…" He turned form me and pulled out a smoke. "He knows." The man took a long drag off of it. "I'll let him know that you came by to see him." A gun was put into my side, I didn’t flinch. "Look mister, Jeremy's a friend of mine…" the gun was removed. "So you do actually know him." I faced the counter again and called for the waitress. "I'll have a slice of apple pie." She nodded and walked away, the man stood and walked left the dinner. He was somewhat strange, but he knew Jeremy, so it was a start. I sat and ate my pie in peace.

       The next morning was slow. The whole town knew Jeremy… and wanted him dead… So much so that they arrested me for being an accomplish!... "I demand my phone call!" the guards just laughed at me. I guess they thought a small angry woman was something to not be scared of. If I ever got out of this they would be the first on my list to kill. As the day went I sat and bore holed into the guards with my eyes until they got uncomfortable and left the hall. "Hey… (Y/N)?" I looked to the window. "Ah, so you do know her…"

"We got to get her out Spy." It was Jeremy and the guy from the dinner. "Hey, you're still alive." I reached up to the window and pulled myself up to look out of it. Sure enough I saw Jeremy, and a pair of well-dressed legs. "Thanks for coming and checking on me, I knew you'd always be a good friend!..." He turned away from the window. "Don’t worry, me and Spy'll get ya out." Jeremy stood. "There was never a 'we' in this…" I heard them walk away. So, the nice dressed one went by Spy… what an odd nickname. I lowered myself from the window and sat back on my bed and waited.

       About an hour and a half passed, I was about ready to give up when the power cut off and my cell door opened. "About time." I stood and started walking out of the jail. "Hold it!" It was a guard, all he had was a baton. "I'm good, not that you  can stop me." I kept walking towards him, and like magic he fell to the floor with a knife in his back. With a cloud of smoke Spy appeared. "I could have handled him." Spy picked up his knife and I reached for the baton. He put his knife away with one swift movement. "If we want to live we have to hurry." He began walking towards the door. "Walking isn't exactly hurrying." He disappeared in a cloud of smoke, I took this as my que to take off running. I left the building to see Jeremy in my car. "Move over!" He moved from the driver's seat and I jumped in the open window. Seconds later Spy appeared opening my car door. "Move…" I slid over in the bucket seats and he sat down at the wheel. "You know how to drive a stick right Spy?" Spy glared at Jeremy. "Of course I do!" We took off towards the desert. "You're friend better be worth it!" I looked in the rear view mirror. "We have company…" I climbed over the seats into the back of the Hurst. I grabbed my riffle and opened the back window. I took a shot at the driver of the cop car, if my bullet didn’t kill him the crash that happened afterwards did. The cars piled up behind us. "Good shot (Y/N)!" I turned to Jeremy and gave him a wink. "I've been practicing…"

"Hold on!" The car took a sharp lane change at a high speed and I was slammed into the side of the car, knocked unconscious by the butt of my riffle.

[meettheprivate]

Team Fortress 2 x Reader Collection (on Wattpad)

So, ya girl has a Wattpad now, designated for Reader Insert fluff and other stuff. If people prefer I can upload the stories on here as their own posts too, I just liked that I can have them as a collection. <3

[xelles-archive]

me looking at my xreader fanfics:

me looking at my personal self-insert fanfics:

the people who requested:

[magnetictapedatastorage]

hey if youre archiving tf2chan stuff please archive as many of the tf2xreader stuff as possible, theres a ton of good stuff

uh, i'm not archiving hetfic, sorry. unless you're talking fem-readerxfem? i wasn't aware any of that existed on tf2chan, unless it was hiding on the sfw board or something? i'm VERY interested to see it if it's on there though!

i wouldn't even know how to best archive a longform tf2chan fic, some of those things are well over 100 posts long. and i know how excruciating it is to read a fic that's been preserved incorrectly (smoke wisps as a google doc full of horizontal screenshots, for example).

if you can link me some of these femslash-reader fics (or particularly notable femslash), and tell me how to archive them, i'm all ears.

[fruitywruity]

Demoman x Reader

note: This is kinda sad and I kinda just quickly did it so its not too well put together, but I tried 🤷‍♂️

Note: Also I feel like this is kinda cringey but whatever

This is for you @tf2xreader and @cyxxxx

Finally! You get to go see Demo. It had been a few years since you saw him...but that didnt matter now, you finally get to be reunited with him. "Yes here please." You said to the taxi driver. "Here? Its in the middle of nowhere?" The taxi driver said with an eyebrow raised. You nodded and the taxi driver shrugged, getting out to open the door for you. You smiled at the taxi driver, and started walking towards the RED/BLU base. When you finally got there, you knocked on the door and paitently waited for an answer. You were suprised to see a very tall and...well large man open the door. He looked down at you, "Da?" He said. You stood there, looking at him for a moment, before clesring your throat, "Uh, is Tavish-er I mean Demo here?" You asked excitedly. The man was quiet for a moment before nodding, "Yes, one moment." He said, walking back into the base. You waited there, fidgeting with your ring. It was a little ring Tavish had given you. It wasnt a proposal ring, more like a promise ring. Finally you heard a voice. You looked up, you recognized the voice. "Aye lassie?" Demo said when he got to the door of the base. You smiled and ran to hug him, and he stood there awkwardly. "I-er-" He stuttered confused. "Can I help you lad?" He asked, looking at you. You looked up at him, "Tavish, its me!" You said, pulling away from the hug, kind of confused, but figured he probably just needed a little push in memory. "..." he stayed silent, obviously confused. You felt your heart drop. "D-dont you remember me?" You asked, looking up at him, a little bit of sadness and confusion in your eyes. "Im afraid I dont, lass." He said, scratching the back of his neck. You could hear footsteps tun in and looked up. You saw a man with black hair and glasses. He had a little bird on his shoulder. Covered in blood. You chose to just ignore that. The man walked to you and said, "Oh uh hello!" With a little wave. You didnt answer. "I assume youve met Demo?" The man said, he seemed to have a German accent. "Uh yeah...im his partner." You muttered, looking at the ground. Medic winced a little. Demo stood there, "Uh, who are you again?" He asked, still confused. He looked at his scrumpy. "Im too sober for this..." He muttered, walking off for a moment. You almost cried when you heard that. You felt everything in you just...shatter. You looked at the ground. Medic sighed and put a hanf on your shoulder. "Hey, dont vorry, its not his fault he doesnt remember jou." He said. You looked up at him, "Wait what?" You said confused. "Aheh, vell uh- I uh, may have...heh, you know, done a little bit of brain scooping on zhe Demoman." You looked confused. "He kept asking for a new eye, and, vell, his eye is a little...vell haunted." He said with a little embarrassed chuckle. You looked up at him, "You did what?" You said, almost seeming a little mad. "Tavish doesnt remember me because of that?" You said, your heart breaking. Medic looked at you, "Look...zhere vasnt anyzhing else I could do." He muttered. "Im sorry." He muttered. You walked away from Medic and in the direction of where Demo had gone. When you saw him again, you saw him sitting on a couch, drinking scrumpy. You almost cried on the spot. The one man you had truly loved...gone. Demo looked up abd waved at you in a friendly manner. You gave a little smile, holding back you emotions, waving a little bit back. Demo went back to his scrumpy, stumbling around a little bit. You looked at him, feeling weak. Weaker than you had felt in a long time. You looked at your lost love, wondering if you could ever get him back.

(Note: So guys, tell me if I did anything wrong, like did I do Demo right and such, gimme that constructive feedback :>)

[2frosty4you]

Hello! I wanted to ask if you would do the Mercs w a gender neutral reader who finds a stray animal (like a dog or cat) that somehow wandered into their base and BEGGING the Mercs to keep it. Preferably all mercs, but if that's too many, then just Scout, Spy, and Engie please! Thank you! ♡

Convincing them to keep a stray animal [Headcanons]

| Scout, Spy, Engie x GN!reader | 334 words | | masterlist | request-box |

Couldn't feel up to writing all 9 so these three as you wanted anon :) Tysm to my gf for her stamp of her approval ╔═════════════════╗

Scout:

The moment you show him the dog he wants it

No convincing needed, he's always wanted a dog

Now both of you have to convince Engineer and Medic to keep it.

Which was easy

This dog is going to be spoiled by you and scout

He goes on his morning runs with it

Instead of a collar it has a bandana wrapped around its neck

He tried to name it bonk and you immediately declined and threatened to lock him out of the base

Engineer:

When you found a small, skinny brown cat hidden behind a few crates you were in love.

Taking it to engineer quickly and begging to keep it, he looks uneasy (cat could have fleas, or ringworm and you're here touching it)

You and the cat convince him quickly, you with your puppy eyes and the cat with its.. uh cat qualities.

Medic gave it a small look over, it doesn't have fleas or ringworm.

He doesn't want it inside his workroom in case it gets too close to the machinery.

He'll sneak the cat some food when he's cooking meats.

Spy

"non"

You did not even SHOW him the cat and he was saying no.

You found a skinny black cat on the battlefield, took it and ran straight to spy to show him.

He doesn't want a feline shedding fur onto his suits, furniture or himself.

You keep the cat either way

The cat is very laid back, an older feline who just enjoys being in the sun.

He'll like the cat one day, but not early on.

The cat loves him though, always wants to be inside of his smoking room and wanting to lay in-front of the fireplace.

He'll buy it expensive cat food, if its going to stay in his smoking room it won't be eating cheap, disgusting smelling cat food

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Posted 5.03.2024

[snakess-17]

Nsfw with engineer? 🤨

This man can be a complete vanilla naturally, but if you are not satisfied with that he can overstep his borders and there is no turning back.

He loves looking at your face as he drives his cock deep inside you, he loves watching you blush or roll your eyes as he fucks you against his desk in his engineering workshop.

He spends a lot of time busy trying to make his machines work and improve for better quality in battle, but he doesn't forget about you and makes little vibrator With remote remote control, or automatic dildos with different speeds and rhythms.

He masturbates frequently thinking of you, always alone late at night, moaning your name and thinking that you are giving him a blowjob or that his own hand is yours

By God, this man made a prosthetic for his hand and adapt it to vibrate and just give you more pleasure with it.

Don't forget the kisses, this man kisses like a pro, always keeping his tongue busy in your mouth or on your neck, going through your shoulders to your nipples, to make you moan more.

He likes to show that he's strong so most of the time he'll hold you up against a wall, with your legs around his waist while he puts his cock in you.

However this man will always put your pleasure before his, he will not release your cum until you have cummed 2 times before him just to make sure you are satisfied.

[uwuowotf2waslife]

How would the mercs feel about they're s/o whos followed by a spirit/demon/ghost or some other entity but was once a loved one but s/o wasn't old enough to hold any memories of them ? Learned I had a grandpa who I was the first grandkid of but he passed when I was still a baby, sorta hope hes with me still

( kinda unrelated but while not supersistisious, ghosts/ paranormal stuff freak me a lot)

Lowkey scared but  tries to keep a straight face and look at the phenomenon with logic since the entity won’t harm you or them : Spy, Heavy,  Engineer, medic, scout

Done with paranormal stuff, pretty much chilling with the ghost and will offer snacks/drinks: DEMO, soldier, Pyro, Spy ( eventually), Sniper

[killjoy-rider]

Oo could we get headcannons for sniper with a civilian S/o??? She/her pronouns preferred but idm uwu

I absolutely love this prompt so this is gonna be a great one to write!

With dating on the outside of the base it is gonna be a little difficult between Sniper and his s/o

The team sees him sneaking off in his camper to go see his s/o almost everyday but who could complain about young love!

His s/o owns a cute little cottage on the outskirts of teufort that is just the most whimsical (almost out of a fairytale) house that his s/o owns with pride and joy!

Every Time he visits his s/o, they spend time cuddling in front of the fireplace in his s/o’s living room with a cup of coffee or hot chocolate in their hands just having a good time

Camper dates are an all time must!! Enjoying wildlife is what attracted Sniper to his s/o in the first place so it is not a surprise that almost all of your dates are camping trips.

His s/o doesn’t know at first what his job really is, but hearing the town gossip and seeing him coming to his s/o house with specks of blood doesn’t really faze her as much

Sniper is overall surprised at the fact that his s/o is not scared of what he does so he makes them promise not to tell a soul about what he does and his s/o agrees

Nicknames with his s/o is like breathing without oxygen, they are totally expected within this relationship.

His nicknames for his s/o: Roo, Darling, Cutie, Shelia, the list goes on!

His s/o’s nicknames for him: Hunter, Love, Honey, Trapper, My Darling

This relationship is so pure and sweet it can give any person internal happiness!

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Honorable Mentions: @k8isall-alone

[yeetfort]

It’s gentle love hours

Imagine your fave merc running his hands through your hair and softly whispering to you how much he loves you while you sit in his lap, back to his chest. You are seated on a “scenic” cliffside near a canyon. You look up at the stars. All is calm as you hear crickets sing into the cool desert night.