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Human tav in their 20s or early 30s making everyone else in their party feel ancient is hilarious to me. Them running ahead of everyone while Gale’s knees are cracking. Wyll and Karlach discussing a recent historic event and Tav going “Oh yeah that happened the year before I was born” and them both going :O because they lived through it. Tav and Shadowheart shopping for clothes and Tav calling things “retro” and “vintage”. Astarion just thinking they’re like 50 because let’s be real the elf vampire is not going to be good at guessing human age. Halsin never batting an eye because he’s used to being older than everyone else.

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Shadowheart, unblinking, staring at Tav across the campfire because everyone knows they snuck off with Astarion after the tiefling party last night: does fucking a vampire count as necrophilia?

Everyone: *freezes*

Gale: *drops his big spoon into the breakfast pot, spattering some on Lae’zel*

Wyll: *startled coughing fit*

Halsin: *genuinely considering the question*

Karlach: *whispering to Wyll* what is necrophilia? does that mean, like, a thing about necks, or, what…?

Tav: I…I think I need to go lie down.

Astarion, returning from his morning hunt a few moments later, emerging from the woods and taking in the strained camp-mosphere: why is everyone being weird? who died?

Lae’zel, still angrily cleaning herself off: you

Gale: *drops his spoon again, seconds after successfully fishing it out the first time*

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I'm playing BG3 for the first time, I'm the Tiefling party, and I was fully set on romancing Astarion (and Halsin) on my first go butttt I just talked to Karlach (after already making plans wit lh Astarion) and she wants to hang out. LIKE HOW COULD I SAY NO?? She is so effing cute! I didn't want her to be disappointed so I was just going to go with Astarion that night anyway but then Karlach did a little fist pump as she was walking away and now I'm in it. I will be absolutely romancing Karlach this run. Like she is too precious and I already love her 😆🤭

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MC drunk in the three broomsticks:

Been there *points at Amit*

Done that *Points at Garreth*

Currently doing that *Points at Sebastian*

*turns toward Ominis*

Ominis: No, dont you dare say it.

Definitely open to exploring whatever that might be *Points at Ominis*

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When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣

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Pictured: Gale rolling a nat 1 on his insight check

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i could be such a good writer if i would just *clenches fist* write

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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER

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Lana, slow-mo, dark lighting = the mood when I met Ominis for the first time in the common room. Still the same feeling more than a year after.

What were your very first thoughts on him?

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(Sebastian banging his quill on the table in frustration)

MC: Stop that! How would you feel if I banged you on the table like that?

Sebastian: I-I don't know the correct answer to that question.

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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fairy!reader who’s hunting for fresh berries in the forest who happens to stumble upon a giant!eren who’s injured and can’t help her feminine urge to cater to his wounds. accidentally giving him an aphrodisiac that makes the pretty giant wanna fuck the cute tiny fairy he’s suddenly in love with. 👉🏾👈🏾

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I made another hehe

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What about all the people they murdered?

Everyone: The LOV is so terrifying

The LOV: *Playing videos games and arguing over food*