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[yourlocalalpha]

You already did father Dante if this is not too much can I get father Vergil with the same scenario?

LETS GOO

I know I have more requests I'll do them I promise

Father!Vergil and Brother!Nero.

Only says your name if he’s mad.

Nero finds out he has a sibling and goes through all five stages of grief in like 0.2 seconds “he got laid twice???”

You and Nero roast each other constantly but if someone else does? it’s on sight.

He secretly loves that you two are close.

Vergil acts cold but he 100% checks on both of you when you're asleep. Like adjusts your blankets and pillows.

You and Nero tried to get Vergil to play a fighting game once. He destroyed you both. Then stood up and said:

“I find no joy in illusionary combat.”

Sometimes he tells you stories about Sparda but not his childhood

You and Nero challenged him once. The fight was NOT fair.

You're beaten, bruised, humbled. He leaves you both dying on the grass like it was a yoga session.

Nero: “Next time I’m bringing a rocket launcher.”

You both joke. Knowing there will be a next time.

He let you touch Yamato exactly once.

Nero: “Yo he actually parented for a second?!?! Write it down”

Vergil trains both of you differently.

With Nero: combat drills, pressure, sparring.

With you: precision, aim. Often positions your stance with the tip of Yamato.

You once fake fainted mid swing. Vergil just looked down and said “Get up.”

You did. Quickly.

If Nero goes easy on you, he immediately calls it out.

When you and Nero fight? If it's just yap and light arguing he ignores it entirely.

If you’re yelling, like really yelling, and things get physical he’ll stare between you like he’s evaluating whether this is worth punishing.

”If you insist on behaving like a fool, I will treat you as one.”

He will put you both through full combat training that breaks your stamina and resets your pride.

When your pranks are too much he will pull you to the training yard and you’ll be dodging air slices by the end of it.

He allows it though because he wants you and Nero to bond. If he truly hated it, he’d stop it completely.

“You lasted two minutes longer. Impressive. For a fool.” That’s the highest praise you’ve ever gotten from him.

Dante lets you crash at Devil May Cry shop.

He trains you… when he remembers. And when he does, he turns it into a game. He’ll show you cool moves then block your attacks with one finger.

He likes it when you and Nero team up against him because that's when he can pull his favorite ’sit on you both while you’re down’ move

Nero once tried to dye your hair white to complete the Sparda aesthetic. (If your hair is not white)

Kyrie is an angel in a house full of demons. She makes cookies during an active fight between you and Nero and does not flinch when the couch explodes.

She also treats you like you're her own sibling.

Nico will fix your gear for free if you bring her cigarettes.

Trish teaches you the art of being a baddie. Buys you 2000s clothes and makes you fine shyt.

Lady teaches you to fight dirty, tells you dumb stories about demon hunts gone wrong. She teaches you every single gun in her arsenal. Even the big ones. especially the big ones.

[yourlocalalpha]

I was reading your bsd organization leaders as parents and was wondering if I could get something similar but with a young teen child around Kyoka and Kenji's age?

(I'm sorry if this is redundant)

NO I love writing family headcanon sm so if you request something like this ill definitely be writing it.

I know I haven't been active lately. I don't use Tumblr much and i have to study🥀 anyways here you go anon

BSD organization leaders with a young teen!reader

Fukuzawa Yukichi

You'd think he would be strict as a father but no. He just says one disappointed sentence and you feel like you've dishonored ten generations of ancestors.

You’ll be like, “I got into a fight at school.”

His reaction ”I see.” That's the punishment

Is it a metaphor?? Is he disappointed?? Proud?? Is this a test??? (He knows exactly what he’s doing.)

Once you came to his room ”i accidentally threw a rock at the police and I need legal advice.”

He thinks something is wrong with you but no you're just like this.

You go to his office and say dumb things just to get a reaction. He doesn't even flinch.

He adapts like it’s the most normal thing in the world.

“Use the other towel if you’re pretending to be a ghost. That one’s still damp.”

You see him holding back a smile everytime.

Your scrolling at 3am with brightness on 100% Fukuzawa will appear in the doorway then take away your phone like he's sealing a cursed sword.

If you get in trouble with the law he refers to you as ”my child” formally. It makes a difference, trust.

He enrolled you in martial arts without asking. You’re not sure if it’s because he wants to pass on his swordsmanship or because he caught you holding scissors wrong.

If you add sugar to your tea he stares at you like you committed war crimes. ”If you wanted candy water you should of said so.”

Ranpo starts questioning your intelligence and your snack preferences.

“Are you good at math? How many jelly beans are in this jar? Go.”

Atsushi knows what you feel. He knows what it's like to lose everything and end up somewhere new. But he's shocked- “I can’t believe the President is raising a Gen Z child”

Yosano is like your older sister now. “If anything hurts tell me right away. Doesn't matter if it’s physical or not.”

You once told Kunikida that his notebook would be cooler if it had stickers.

“You... had so much potential.”

Dazai is canonically good with kids. He takes you out to get icecream. Knows how to get words out of you (lmao) asks if ”You got any weird talents?” while he's smiling like an idiot.

You try to befriend Kyouka. She's not loud herself but she defends you when you get scolded.

Kenji gives you organic milk ”drink this, you'll grow taller.”

Mori Ougai

This man has no gifs💔

Silly with Elise but actually acts like an adult around you.

No fast food.

Gives you vitamin gummies in the shape of organs

When you fake sick to skip school he says:

“Convincing 6/10. Next time add slight shaking and glassy eyes.”

Regular checkups. You know what a stethoscope feels like on your back more than most medical students do.

“Open your mouth wider. Don’t be dramatic, it’s just a tongue depressor.”

You learn all the biological terms.

“My tummy hurts”

“Lower quadrant or upper quadrant?”

”...”

He’s bluntly honest. If you ask where babies come from, he gives you a scientifically accurate 30 minute explanation.

He gives off the illusion of freedom. But you start to realize every street you walk down has a Port mafia member hanging around.

“Wait… am I being babysat by Higuchi in sunglasses and a wig.”

He’s one of those horrible at phrasing it dads.

“I feel like I’m not good enough.”

“Statistically speaking, you probably aren’t.”

“WHAT.”

“But neither is anyone else. You’ll be fine.”

You can't enter his room without permission and there's no expectations.

“I’m the Boss’s kid.”

“Boss said no exceptions.” hello?? That's crazy???

He will compare you to Dazai in the most unhinged ways possible.

“Dazai used to sneak out by picking the lock with a spoon.”

”Okay?”

You once skipped school and Mori was SO unbothered.

“Nice try. Dazai once staged his own funeral. You’ll need to try harder.”

He bribes you constantly. Get good grades and he will buy you whatever you want.

Chuuya’s not the type to get involved in things he doesn’t have to, especially when it involves Mori's private matters.

But he makes sure you don't even stub your toe because well, your father will question it even if it's small.

Higuchi babysits you when Mori leaves you to her. She was very nervous around you at first.

“Are you cold? Hungry? You don’t look well. Wait, are you feverish? Should I call- no. I’ll handle it. I was trained for this. Probably.”

“I love my job” she says her eye twitching as Mori hands her another file for “bonding time” with his child.

Hirotsu is not the type to teach you how to kill. He’d rather teach you how to read body language or defuse a conflict with words first.

Calls you “Young Master” or “Young Lady” (even if you tell him to stop).

Corrects your kanji. Answers every “why” you ask, no matter how stupid.

Kouyou will teach you how to hide a knife in your sleeve, walk without sound, and kill without a sound. (if you choose that path)

To be honest Dazai wouldn't be nice to you or empathize with you.

You cry? He’ll use it to manipulate your allies. You ask him for help? He’ll smile and walk away if he doesn’t use it against you later. To him everything is leverage. Even your pain.

Remember when he told Q that he would rip their heart out next time? The same applies to you.

Taneda Santoka

I'm so sorry you had to see this💔

He’s not strict, he’s tired.

You could show up to breakfast in a full demon cosplay and he would just go

“...That’s nice. Eat your eggs.”

He protects your civilian status at all costs.

You’re not registered as an ability user (even if you are. Doesn't matter if you're evil.)

Despite running Special Division for unusual powers, Taneda would never train you for combat unless absolutely necessary.

He does NOT let you near sensitive documents.

You will not meet Dazai. You will not walk near PM territory or ADA.

You make one (1) mistake and he says “Small mistakes are how buildings fall.” Okay sir?? I just dropped my water bottle??

You said “I might drop out and become a criminal.” He just handed you a folder titled ’Projected Consequences of Your Stupid Plan’ that contains: Maps, survival plans and a detailed list of who would and would not bail you out of prison.

You asked for a game console. He said no so you emotionally ghosted him.

Later that week he bought you a Switch, 3 games and a note left: “I will not be emotionally manipulated. Enjoy.”

You show him a TikTok video and he just goes “This is how nations fall.”

Still says “why are you like this” at least twice a day.

If you turn out to be a criminal? He becomes Chief Taneda, not your father.

He will step back operationally and reassign your case.

Taneda will not be the one to strike but he will not interfere when the Special Division comes for you. That's the only mercy he can give.

Ango just goes “...Of course.” he knew.

He doesn’t treat you like a child. He treats you like a walking diplomatic liability.

If Taneda dies or is weakened, you will be placed under surveillance. Which means he now owns your future.

Tsujimura assumes you know how to kill a man with a pencil. You might not. She doesn’t care.

Ayatsuji thinks you will be an interesting file in the hands of Special Division one day. Probably one that ends with criminal activity.

[yourlocalalpha]

*Akutagawa watching Gin and Atsushi at a cafe*

Atsushi: *says something funny*

Gin: *laughs*

Akutagawa: what are those two doing...

Atsushi: his eyes are like lasers aren't they

Gin: and he's right behind you

Akutagawa: what the fuck are you two doing? Jinko, I need to speak with you---

Atsushi: you think I am cheating on you?

Akutagawa: I just want to make sure---

Atsushi: your boyfriend cheating on you with your sister who btw is a lesbian? How smart Ryuunosuke.

Gin: can't I have coffee with brother-in-law

Akutagawa: yes of course, but I thought liking Jinko is universal!

Atsushi & Gin:......

Akutagawa: you mean, it's something I specifically do willingly?

Atsushi: I get what you meant, when you called him hopeless

Gin: right.

[yourlocalalpha]

Sweetie this is like. Your third or fourth death. You're gonna be fine.

[yourlocalalpha]

Whenever I think of would Bsd Dazai ever agree with Beast Dazai’s methods I always disagree.

Not so much him keeping Beast Oda alive but what came after because it comes at the expense of Beast Atsushi.

To Dazai, Atsushi as one of the most important people in his life. He knows Atsushi trusts him and he cherishes that so deeply.

He was going to tell Atsushi why he seemingly allied with Fyodor and Shibusawa, because he didn’t want him to think he’d betray him.

Atsushi knows about Odasuku and while he can’t recall the answer (55 minutes) Dazai told him why he keeps trying to die.

Simply because Atsushi asked.

Barely a week after knowing Atsushi, Dazai let himself be captured by the Port Mafia with enough black mail to destroy the organisation from the inside out.

All so he could find out who was hunting Atsushi.

Dazai who gave Atsushi a home simply because he needed one. Dazai who revealed his past and set up a meeting with the Port Mafia because Atsushi proposed it.

He had another plan but listened to Atsushi and went with his idea.

When people are looking for Dazai they send Atsushi to find him.

Dazai beams with pride whenever he sees Atsushi succeed. He sat outside waiting for him to fall from the Moby Dick and carried him to safety.

Dazai thinks the world of Atsushi and it kills him that Atsushi can’t see how much he’s worth.

So for him to see Beast Atsushi who looks at him in fear, whose trust in his counterpart was twisted against him.

That all the secrets Atsushi told him, all the things Dazai holds so carefully in his hands, be used to hurt another version of him.

Dazai who would never dream of hurting Atsushi beyond snapping him out of a self deprecating spiral. To see Beast Atsushi collared like a dog and tortured for his ability.

And made to suffer in an endless spiral of fear and self destruction. The very thing Dazai hopes to bring his Atsushi out of.

He would be devastated.

And go ballistic against Beast Dazai.

He wouldn’t hear any excuses because they both knows he’s smart enough to have constructed a plan that kept all his precious people safe.

Odasuku would never have wanted his life to come at thus kind of cost.

But it seems only one of them truly listened to him.

[yourlocalalpha]

aa yay! you take requests okay then um!!!

could I have characters with an autistic reader (preferably to make it relatable to me, more of a "loud" autism like vocal stims, infodumping, has meltdowns, ect)? if I can request characters I'd like Chuuya, Dazai, Kunikida and Francis but if not any characters you'd like will be fine!

oh and relationship to the reader (friend,lover, sibling, ect) is up to you

TYSM and I'm so sorry if this sounds awkward 💔

Hiiii! Not awkward AT ALL. I love requests like this. Had so much fun writing but sorry if this is too long/inaccurate🙏🏼

(I have like 2 more requests I'm not ignoring you guys💔)

I may not be the best at writing an autistic!reader forgive me

BSD characters with an autistic!reader

Dazai Osamu (lover)

Dazai absolutely does not bat an eye

He joins in when you infodump. He nods with a suspiciously focused expression.

he deliberately sets you off like

“Remind me again why the moon isn’t a planet?”

He knows. He just wants to see your eyes light up.

Sometimes he ignores you. He absolutely zones out mid rant chewing on a straw. If you call him out

“You talked about snail reproduction for thirty two minutes. You get five minutes of my attention max. That’s generous.”

Later that night he sends you a meme about snails.

He repeats facts you told him at random times. Like you'll be in line for groceries and he'll say

“Did you know sea otters hold hands while they sleep so they don’t float away?”

You blink then realize it was your own info from a week ago.

He doesn’t pretend your loud stims are “adorable.” Sometimes they’re a goddamn assault.

Dazai does not romanticize your meltdowns. He doesn't act all fluffy. He will wait it out.

“do you want to wake the dead? I’m not babysitting a bomb.”

He leaves the room during your worst moments. Not because he doesn’t care, but because he can’t deal with that level of intensity.

Sometimes he’s the cause of the overload.

He will not always apologize. But he will show up the next day with your favorite snack. Or a fuzzy keychain. Or some weird fidget toy.

When you’re overstimulated from something and Dazai is already stressed sitting with a report in his lap but you’re too lost to notice.

“Can you shut up for five seconds? Just five. I can’t think with you screeching like that.”

You’re not doing it at him but Dazai has had a bad day too.

You flinch and stare at him with wide eyes

Blinking fast, trying not to cry or scream or both.

Dazai is already regretting it. He runs his hands down his face. He didn't mean it.

You curl into yourself, your hands twisting your sleeves, barely holding the whimper.

He sits beside you, no smile, no jokes.

Doesn’t say anything until your breathing slows down.

“Okay. Yell at me. Call me every name. Throw that shitty croissant at my head. I deserve it.”

Then after you calm down a little reaches into his coat pocket slowly like real slow and pulls out your stim toy.

“You can keep talking. Or not. But if you do I’ll listen.”

He won’t baby you or treat you like a delicate flower. But he knows when to apologize.

Chuuya Nakahara (lover)

Chuuya does get annoyed when your vocal stims get loud, especially if he’s trying to focus or get comfortable after a mission.

He’ll snap sometimes but it’s never to hurt you more like an exhausted warning.

“Hey, will you keep it down? Some of us need to think.”

Chuuya’s no expert at handling meltdowns. But he won’t ask a million questions or say the wrong things he just stays near, letting you know you’re not alone.

You might be screaming or crying, or retreating into silence.

Chuuya’s first instinct is irritation but he won't ever say anything that is slightly offending.

“Hey. Breathe. I’m here. You’re not alone.”

He plays with your hair because he doesn’t really know what else to do but somehow, it helps. He will stop if you don't like it.

When you talk about your passions, Chuuya listens. He may pretend he’s bored, but he remembers every weird fact you throw at him. To him nothing is weird about you.

“So what you’re telling me is... this rice cooker is smarter than half the Mafia.”

When you get overwhelmed by bright lights or noises he puts his hat where it covers your eyes.

If you stim by pacing or walking in loops he will move furniture out of your way.

When you stim by repeating phrases, he’ll sometimes counter stim.

“Blue light bad.”

“Yeah, so is Dazai.”

“Blue light bad.”

“So is your posture.”

“Blue light BAD.”

“Okay okay okay I’ll fix the lights”

He always buys multiples of your comfort food and lines it up in the fridge like a ritual.

He gets offended when you say “you didn’t have to.”

If you’re nonverbal for a day, he doesn’t pressure you. He just leaves little notes

“Want tea? Yes / No”

“Need a hug? Yes / Not Yet”

And he checks in with the same intensity he fights with on missions.

He folds your stim blankets, lets you echo phrases at him. keeps your favorite texture sweatshirt on the coat rack just in case you need it.

He won’t call you “too much.”

He’ll call you “loud” “ridiculous” “a headache”

but never in a way that makes you feel less.

To him you’re not difficult. You're you and that's enough

Kunikida Doppo (lover)

His coffee routine is exact grams, water temperature, steep time. If you stim by narrating his process like a cooking show host:

“AND HERE WE HAVE THE ANGRY MAN MAKING HIS ANXIETY JUICE.”

“Please... stop.”

He adjusts his Ideal Schedule™ to include your quirks. Literally writes in his notebook:

7:45 8:15 (Y/N) Info dump.

8:15 8:20 Respond affirmatively.

8:20 8:30 Sensory break.

You’re the only person who ever made him rewrite his rules.

Saturdays are chore day. You hate it. You forget steps, misplace items, stim with cleaning supplies, get distracted by dust particles.

Kunikida tries not to lose it. He really tries. But when you break the vacuum hose again

“How?!”

“...”

He’s annoyed. But by evening he’s already fixing it. He apologizes. He always does.

You sneak in and write things like

“11:45 AM eat grass”

“12:00 PM Accept that (Y/N) is inevitable.”

he goes rigid mid day, opens the page, looks at you over the top of the notebook.

“Did you. Alter. The. Ideal. Schedule.”

“I altered destiny.”

Kunikida is a listener. A real one. You’ll talk for hours about whatever your brain has locked onto and he will take notes.

Literally.

You found your name in his notebook under a section titled: “Preferred Comfort Topics.” It had stuff like:

Labubu

Sad wet dogs

Illuminati

Dad Jokes

Sometimes he’ll set a timer if he’s low on energy and ask permission to pause when it rings.

“Can we revisit this later?”

You blink. Nod. No guilt. He made it feel okay.

When meltdowns happen

He panics the first time. He tries to fix it “What do you need? Do you need food? Quiet? Can you just breathe?”

It doesn’t help.

The second time, he does better. Sits next to you. Holds you if you allow. Doesn’t speak. Just waits with you.

He doesn’t fully understand your pain but he respects it.

He made you a stim board made up of your favorite materials.

“I tried to categorize them by texture. Is this soft fluff? Or silky fluff?”

You cried.

In grocery store

“Why is this list sticky.”

“Because I licked it. Sensory.”

He rants to the ADA about you.

Francis Fitzgerald (father)

When you’re born, Francis doesn’t want you.

The house is full of expensive things, but cold. Your noises, the tapping, the humming, the repetitive questions annoy him.

He had a favorite child. (The dead unnamed daughter that he tries to bring back with the book)

“Why can’t you just be quiet? Why can’t you be like her?”

He never says it out loud.

At first you’re left mostly to nannies, tutors, and therapists. Francis attends board meetings and social events, avoiding the chaos of your sensory overload and meltdowns.

When you meltdown screaming, crying, pacing he often reacts with impatience or coldness. He may raise his voice, tell you to “control yourself” or even leave the room.

After his daughter's death he becomes more irritable you feel like your presence is an interruption to his mourning.

As you grow he warms up to you.

He still struggles with your loud stim and emotional outbursts, but he starts tolerating them more, even defending you when others misunderstand you.

One night, after a particularly bad meltdown, Francis quietly sits beside you, not saying much.

“You’re… not easy. But neither was she.”

The house remains grand but feels less cold. You are no longer “the problem child”

Zelda, your mom, is happy now you're happier. She never had favorites.

One morning you sing the entire royal family’s genealogy at full volume, coffee brewing in the background.

“If you get any louder, I’ll put a tax on your voice.”

He is not the best cook, but insists on trying to “make something special.” that you will eat.

You once kept tapping on the crystals. He bought you a collection of crystals.

He lets you get on Moby Dick. But doesn't let you come with him.

[yourlocalalpha]

Found your blog. Read through the entire thing. Throughout enjoyed it. Immediately followed. I notice that you take requests, so... Can I get a BSD characters as (platonic) soulmate in a Soulmate AU?

THIS MADE MY DAY

Thank youuu so much I love when people say things like this in requests this is the best thing to wake up to as a writer😭😭

BSD has many platonic relationships that would eat in a soulmate AU but somehow that’s exactly where i be struggling💔 I try my best tho

And by platonic soulmates I took it as soulmates with no sex so I hope this is what you asked for

I’m not really good at soulmate mark systems I usually just stick with the 'you feel each other's emotions in real time' trope. Hope that's okay with you too🙏🏼

BSD characters in a platonic soulmate AU

Ryunosuke Akutagawa

You've been feeling someone else's feelings recently and they are a lot...

You think “omg am I possessed”

It turns out no, your soulmate is just perpetually enraged at life

To the point you think your soulmate is in constant danger. Or just chronically pissed off. (Correct.)

The recognition moment when you both freeze mid fight you feel his confusion go up. Then this weird feeling of ”Wait, this is it?”

He literally says nothing, just stares and walks away.

You’re left standing there like “?????? okay?? soulmate bonding???”

He is deeply offended that his soulmate is some random civilian looking idiot.

Meanwhile, you’re offended that your soulmate has zero idea how to regulate his emotions like a normal human.

Akutagawa treats the whole soulmate thing like a curse. You catch every feeling of frustration and “get away from me”

after a day full of brutal missions, you text him something dumb “You mad at fate or just me?”

He doesn’t reply, but next time you meet, he doesn’t glare at you the entire time. Progress.

“Your sadness over a pigeon documentary derailed my assassination mission. Control yourself.” like??

Daily texts from Diablo:

“Are you sad or am I sad. Respond quickly.”

“Stop overthinking and being nervous. It’s distracting.”

“Your happiness today is irritating. What happened.”

He feels your panic every time someone mentions taxes.

He knows when you’re hangry. He doesn’t say anything just throws food at you like he’s feeding a neanderthal in a cave.

Once you ate six tacos and he was furious for hours.

“What is wrong with your stomach?”

“Joy, Akutagawa. It’s called joy.”

He once felt you cry during a sad anime and came to your apartment because he thought you were being attacked.

He’s never entered an apartment more awkwardly. “What… the hell is this?”

“...Episode 1 of Violet Evergarden.”

Now you cry together quietly. Like men.

But you’re what he needed. It's comforting for him knowing someone out there somewhere is just as emotionally messy as him.

Dazai Osamu

He had no idea he even had a soulmate. This man probably thought he was alone in a world full of soulmates.

Want to find your soulmate? Yeah abort the plan.

Finding out you’re Dazai’s soulmate is like waking up and discovering your brain got hacked by a suicidal guy

One moment you’re good the next you feel intrusive feelings.

You’re like, “who the hell feels like this all the time?”

And then you meet Dazai.

“Ahhh,” he says the first time he sees you. “So you’re the one who keeps crying at 2 AM while watching cat rescue videos.”

He may try to get rid of the bond.

You try to kill him. He escapes and then buys you lunch like that fixes everything.

You feel his mood swings like a rollercoaster: giddy, then numb, then too quiet to be safe.

You call him out constantly.

“Stop bottling your emotions like they’re limited edition tea.”

He abuses that bond of course.

You’re trying to focus on work and suddenly you feel mischief. The kind that precedes duct taping Kunikida’s notebook to the ceiling.

You text him: “DON’T.” too late.

He senses your heartbreak and goes quiet for hours, before texting you something dumb “can you write my report for me.”

You sense when he’s not joking. When the suicidal ideation is more than performance. And you call. You always call. You talk about dumb things until he goes to his usual sarcastic persona. And it works.

When you're spiraling he feels it too. Fast and deep.

When words don't make a difference he slaps you. Literally. Like hard enough to stop everything.

He knows it’s not the most gentle thing in the world. Dazai’s way of caring is messy and sometimes brutal but it's for good. Right?

Atsushi Nakajima

Whoever your soulmate is… they’ve suffered. You’ve felt their pain. Their shame. Their tiny bursts of hope that get crushed the moment they bloom.

You finally meet him after he joins the Armed Detective Agency.

The moment your eyes meet the bond clicks in.

Atsushi doesn’t know what to do with the bond. He’s never had a person who stayed, let alone someone tied to him by fate.

The emotional crossfire is horrendous.

You’re both so nervous you end up standing six feet apart, acting like confused NPCs, silently panicking while also feeling each other’s panic.

Over time he starts showing up more. Always hesitant. Always polite. But you can feel how much he wants to be around you and get to know you.

You start feeling random spikes of embarrassment at the worst times.

Like you’re brushing your teeth and suddenly full body anxiety

You’re like: “Did I offend my mirror???”

He definitely gets your sudden excitement over fictional characters.

“You look like you’ve just realized your soulmate is emotionally unhinged,” Dazai tells Atsushi. Not helping at all

“I think they’re just really passionate”

Whenever he is having breakdows, it hits you. That wave of tight, clawing dread. Like your lungs forgot how to do their job. That’s when you know.

He’s sitting curled into himself. You have to slap him to get him out of spiraling.

You sit with him till spiraling slows down. He will say sorry like a thousand times for making you feel this to. You have to stop him.

When it happens to you Atsushi feels it before you even say a word.

he does the weirdest things to calm you down He starts showing you a children's book. (He just doesn't know what to do in moments like this)

Says things like:

”Koyouka's plant is judging us from that corner.”

“I am 78% sure Ranpo is eating your art right now.”

He’s still awkward, still tries to hide his feelings, but you can tell he’s grateful to have you.

Chuuya Nakahara

When you first feel your soulmate’s emotions, you're like "Who tf is this drama queen??"

You think that your soulmate is probably a short, angry wine aunt who owns three leather jackets and a grudge against God. (You’re 80% right.)

You felt a full body wave of swag so strong you tripped walking past a mirror.

It clicks during a Port Mafia incident you weren’t supposed to be part of.

You’re trying to stay alive and not look suspicious, but then he turns to you like he just felt something.

Chuuya does not take the news well.

“Are you kidding me? Now?”

He feels your shock. You feel his rage.

“So you’re the one making my moods weirder than Dazai’s work ethic...”

You are freaking out because your soulmate is apparently a Port Mafia executive.

Chuuya wants nothing to do with it at first. He’s already got enough baggage. Soulmate? Emotion linked? He’s busy trying not to lose his mind.

You start getting his mood swings like weather alerts.

Chuuya's about to deck someone in a meeting. Seek shelter.

Chuuya starts to tolerate you. Reluctantly.

He feels a wave of secondhand embarrassment because you tripped in public and he felt it in his soul.

You feel a spike of joy? He shoots you a text: “Someone flirts with you again?”

“No, I got free food.”

“...Fair.”

“You ever wish it was someone else?” you ask.

“Every day,” Chuuya says. “But then I realize no one else could handle your crap like me.”

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You like dmc? Omg can you do father!Dante with a teen kid where finds out their existence later?

I love your writing btw

HI I actually love this idea so much too and thanks for asking <3

People love my writing?😭 thank you so much.

Sorry im posting late I wanted to post all the requests at once

Father!Dante with a teenage kid.

Okay first of all no one (including Dante himself) ever thought he’d have a kid.

Like the man lives off pizza runs a demon hunting business that barely pays rent, and his idea of parenting is probably "don’t die." And somehow he ends up with you.

You’ve been fighting demons since you were thirteen. Not because you wanted to be a hero but because they just kept showing up, like they knew who you were before you did.

Your first devil trigger happened during a breakdown. You’ve never been the same since.

Nero was on a solo job when he met you.

He actually thought you reminded him of Dante. Until you literally reminded him of Dante.

White hair, blue eyes, stronger than most humans. He knew something's up.

”You got a dad?”

”None of your business.”

”Did he go to buy milk?”

”How do you know?”

”Mine did too.”

Then Nero puts the pieces together and drags you back to Devil May Cry like a feral monkey and you hiss the whole way there.

“Dante, I found something. It talks back and might be yours.”

He laughs at first. Like, legit thinks it’s a joke.

Until he gets a good look at you.

It’s classic Dante when he doesn’t want to deal with something real. But he feels it. There’s no hiding the truth when your blood recognizes your own.

You hate how much you look like him. The eyes. The attitude.

Nero has to drag you everyday because you just won't listen.

You move in. Eventually. After a month of ghosting Nero five times.

You sleep on the floor for the first week. You don’t trust the bed. Nero gives you blankets. Dante gives you space. Lady gives you a taser “just in case,” and Trish nods in approval when you flip it.

You break a demon’s jaw on your third day there. No one’s surprised. Except maybe Nico, who yells, “DID Y’ALL SEE THAT?!”

For some reason Vergil doesn't call you by your name he calls you “Dante’s kid”

Dante pretends to check on weapons but actually he's like “What the hell do I do with a kid? I can’t even keep plants alive”

Leaves food out near you like you're a stray cat.

”If you don’t want pizza, there’s... pizza.”

Starts calling you “kid” not ”my kid”

He buys you your own set of pistols and sword.

He teaches you the old school stuff: how to recognize demon residue, where to stab a demon so it stays dead.

But one night you’re curled up on the couch, blood on your hoodie, and Dante throws a blanket over you without waking you.

“Night, kid” he says quietly but you swear you heard him.

You and Dante literally compete at everything. He always lets you win. Except for arm wrestling. That’s war.

He once handed you Rebellion and said, “Wanna try?”

You nearly decapitated a ceiling fan. He clapped.

You duct taped your name on a cup in the kitchen that says “DO NOT TOUCH.”

Dante drinks from it out of spite.

Nero’s been the one who dragged you into this mess, so he feels responsible sometimes too responsible.

When you two actually get along you’re unstoppable on missions.

You two have older sibling/younger sibling energy from day one.

Vergil and Dante love him more-

When you’re feeling down, Trish is the first to drag you out for some ridiculous demon hunt just to get your mind off things.

She’s the cool aunt who doesn’t say much but always sees everything.

You’re sad? She throws a drink at you and says nothing.

Occasionally Lady spoils you with snacks and says

“Don’t tell Dante, but you’re my favorite.”

She’s surprisingly affectionate when no one’s looking. Ruffles your hair. Buys you weapons as birthday gifts. Roasts Dante in front of you to make you laugh.

Vergil hates the fact that you look exactly like young Dante (even though you try to look different).

“There is no universe in which Dante is capable of fatherhood.”

“Okay but like… here I am?”

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[yourlocalalpha]

I'm very invested in this

BSD characters as siblings

Had this one in drafts so here we go

Dazai Osamu

He knew. Or at least, he suspected.

Dazai never trusts coincidences, and the first time your name appeared on a case file, he suspected. Ran quiet checks behind the scenes. Kunikida didn’t even know.

The moment it clicks with absolute certainty that you’re really his sibling, he doesn’t bring it up right away. That would give you too much control.

He laughs it off when you first bring it up. “Is this some ploy to gain my inheritance? Jokes on you, I’m broke.”

He will get used to you though.

Starts leaving really specific jokes in front of you just to see if you’d flinch.

Taught you to pick locks in case you get kidnapped or need to steal snacks.

A notebook titled: “101 Ways to Fake Your Death (Sibling Edition).”

He never calls you “sibling” though. Not once. Not directly. That word means acknowledgment, and Dazai doesn’t do well with emotional anchors.

On the surface, he will act like it’s no big deal.

But quietly covering for you when Kunikida gets too strict, sending you those ridiculous notes with weird advice.

Not because he thinks you can’t manage on your own, but because he cares enough to bother.

Surprisingly gives good advice when you ask for it.

Buys matching sunglasses and says, “We’re undercover now.” You’re just at the grocery store.

In every minor inconvenience he calls you ”biological betrayal”

Kunikida tries to be supportive but he’s absolutely watching you like you might also jump into a canal at any moment.

Atsushi is too stunned like actually. ”You’re… Dazai-san’s sibling? Like… related?”

Yosano just laughs

Ranpo obviously knew but it was fun to watch it reveal the emotional damage naturally.

Fukuzawa just goes ”If you ever need support separate from your brother’s… unique influence, my door is open.”

Kenji is innocently excited

Doesn't he just radiate older brother energy?

Chuuya Nakahara

At first? Denial. Hard denial.

“There’s no way. Nope. I would’ve known. That can’t be true.”

Mori gives him the files. The couple had another child after Chuuya.

He's mad. Not because he hates the idea, but because it seems impossible.

He doesn’t say anything at first because what can you say when your sibling suddenly appears in your dangerous, chaotic life?

He’s always been told he was alone. Manufactured. Cloned. The mafia was his only family.

He tears through records. Old Mafia logs. Government documents. Orphanage rosters. Blood types. Medical files. Everything.

You go from “colleague” or “stranger” to “under mafia-grade protection.”

Suddenly he’s showing up at your place like, “What kind of lock is this? You call this secure?”

He expects you to be tough because family is family. No weaklings allowed.

You’re his equal in battle and spirit. If not, he’ll make you so, whether you like it or not.

He’s fiercely competitive and loves challenging you to things whether it’s a fight, a race, or who can drink more sake. But he never cheats.

He’ll text you out of the blue just to say, “Don’t get into trouble. And don’t eat crap food.”

If you want advice, he’s blunt but honest. No sugarcoating.

You catch him checking in on you during missions more than he lets on, especially when things get dangerous.

He’s softer with you than with anyone else but acts twice as tough to cover it.

Dazai just laughs out loud. He starts asking casual, seemingly meaningless questions that feel too pointed to be innocent. He wants to know if you’re a weak spot. Not for the Mafia but for Chuuya.

Akutagawa acts like he doesn’t give a damn, but he notices everything. Keeps tabs on you not out of kindness but out of respect for Chuuya.

Kouyou isn't surprised. She gives you small guidance, traditional advice, and “He doesn’t say it. But he’s relieved to have you.”

Mori doesn’t speak to you directly at first. Just watches. Smiles. You become part of some silent calculation. A piece on a board. Be careful though because if you ever betray the Mafia he’ll make Chuuya choose.

And that’s a knife you don’t want to put in your brother’s hands.

Kunikida Doppo

It starts with a file. One of those background checks that come with new recruits. Kunikida didn’t think twice about it at first. Just procedure.

But your birthday, your birthplace, the timeline, it didn’t add up. Or rather, it added up too well.

He thinks it’s a coincidence too. But Kunikida doesn’t like coincidences. They offend his order-driven worldview.

•Adoption records. Hospital notes. The kind of paper trail only someone with an obsessive notebook and high moral standards could actually follow.

He pieces it together like a mystery one he desperately hopes he’s wrong about. Because what would it mean, if it were true? What does he do with something like that?

He doesn't tell you right away.

Were you hiding something? Did you know? Would telling you disrupt the team’s balance? Would it disrupt him?

He pulls you aside one day after a mission. He doesn't sugarcoat it. Just showing you the files.

Then he waits. Like your reaction will either validate or completely ruin his life plan.

On the surface? He’s composed. Focused. Back to work like nothing’s changed.

Internally he's panicking, screaming in italics.

"This was not in the notebook. There are no pages labeled: ‘How to Be a Good Brother While Also Maintaining Professional Standards in a Government-Affiliated Agency.’ I am underprepared."

He starts writing new sections in his notebook.

SIBLING DUTIES:

-Always ensure their safety in the field

-Offer moral guidance and discipline

-Do not play favorites (difficult but necessary)

-Pack emergency snacks in case.

He tries not to be overbearing. He really does. But you’ll catch him glancing over at you during missions, checking for injuries before anyone else’s.

He starts calling you out more in meetings to include you.

He cares in a responsibility kind of way. At first.

But he softens over time

You matter to him because you are proof that the world can still surprise him and that maybe, not all surprises are bad.

Also Dazai starts calling you “Notebook Jr.”

Tries to provoke fights between you two on purpose just to watch who will win.

“How to Corrupt Two Kunikidas at Once.”

Atsushi tries not to call him your brother out loud because it feels like a title he hasn’t earned the right to say.

Yosano offers you sibling bonding “advice” that’s basically just, “Annoy him until he snaps and throws a pen at the wall. That’s how you know he cares.”

When it comes out, Ranpo just goes, “Took you long enough”. He also tells you both weird things about each other he somehow knows

Fukuzawa might subtly assign missions that build your sibling teamwork, but he'll never admit it.

Kenji asks adorable questions like, “Do you have matching notebooks?”

Stress level: notebook-shredding.

Atsushi Nakajima

He doesn’t believe it at first. Not out of denial, but out of pure disbelief like it’s too good to be true.

The moment he sees the files your name next to his, your birthday just months apart, the orphanage his breath catches in his throat.

You try to say it gently, like it won’t shatter him but his eyes go wide and he steps back like the air was knocked out of his lungs.

His first reaction is to apologize. For not knowing. For not being there. For being him.

You have to stop him or he’ll spiral right there in the middle of the Agency.

After that? He’s so soft with you it’s almost awkward.

He keeps trying to do things for you. Fetching tea. Holding doors. Doing your paperwork for you.

Constantly checking in like “Are you okay? Did you eat? Are you warm enough? Should I get you something else?”

You’re his only family. The only person tied to his past that didn’t hurt him.

Buys you things he thinks you’ll like, even if it’s just a pen with your favorite color.

Tries to cook for you. Fails. Tries again.

Offers to patch up your wounds even if you’re not bleeding. Just in case.

He doesn't need you to fix him. He doesn't even think he's worth fixing. But you remind him that he isn’t alone anymore.

Dazai starts referring to you as “Little Tiger No. 2”

Kunikida cross-checks every legal record to verify it. He's ’very Kunikida’ about it. Immediately updates your personal files.

Ranpo doesn’t say much more, but sits next to Atsushi for a long time after he finds out. Just keeps him company.

Kenji asks you both if you want to visit his village one day.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

He knew you. He just didn't feel the need to reach out and make it public.

He acts like he’s above you but he’s the first to pull you out of danger like it's his full time job.

He’s not good at hugs. You try once. He pats your back like you’re a centuries old artifact.

if you fall asleep in the same room as him while he’s working, he will adjust the lighting and lower the music volume like you’re a literal houseplant. (You grow best in low light and mild humidity.)

You ask if he wants to hang out and he says of course and pulls out a 500-piece chess set.

Makes you practice chess with him. he destroys you every time, but then pretends to be shocked when you finally beat him once. “What’s this? The peasant has risen? How thrilling.”

Game night is banned after he wins Monopoly by psychologically destroying the banker (you).

He says stuff like “I left you something on the table” and it’s either a slice of bread or a coded message for his wicked plans.

He plays cello late at night sometimes. You wake up to it. It’s haunting.

When you argue, it’s philosophical warfare. He doesn’t yell. He debates.

“Your logic is flawed,” he says, sipping tea like he didn’t just dismantle your worldview in three sentences.

Looks like he’s plotting your downfall, but is actually just trying to remember if you like strawberry or raspberry jam.

100% the type to insult you affectionately:

“Out of all the fools in this world, you shine the brightest.”

“You’re not unbearable. That’s a compliment.”

Dazai treats you the same as how he treats Fyodor. He doesn’t trust you. But he doesn’t hate you either. ”I wonder why he leaves you out. Not very nice of him.”

Chuuya just goes ”No way that trash rat bastard has a sibling” You’re still a problem, sure. But you’re not the enemy.

The moment this reaches to Ango, he opens a new file. You’re either leverage or a threat.

Chief Taneda is calm. He’s seen worse. He’s been worse. “Even monsters are born from somewhere.”

If you’re captured by the government, he tries to learn how much you know about Fyodor.

Chief Taneda does keep you in high security cells. Not because he doesn’t trust his agents but because he knows Fyodor will get you out.

Nikolai is absolutely delighted. “Dos-kun has a baby sibling! That’s hilarious!"

“Do you think he would cry if you died?” “Did he ever smile at you when you were kids? Oh wait you had a childhood?” weird questions like this.

You’re either his new favorite toy or his least favorite disappointment. The line shifts daily.

He calls you “little devil” and “Fedya Jr.”

Sigma is scared of you by association.

Jouno immediately sniffs you. Literally. “You smell like coffins and existential dread. Like him. But softer.”

Doesn’t trust you. At all. For a long time. But over time, he realizes you don’t lie. You barely know how to.

Eventually says something off handedly kind “You’re too pathetic to be him. That’s a good thing.” (Coming from Jouno? That’s affection)

Tecchou stares at you like you’re an endangered animal. Keeps trying to bond with you in awkward ways. “Do you… like horses?”

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what are the primary fandoms you write for

Hey so this is a good question I might have to pin this

I'm not in many fandoms and I mainly write for BSD but here are all the fandoms I write for

Bsd ofc

K project

started watching this it's so good

Spider-verse

Invincible

DCU (comics)

Anything that is in DCU

Devil may cry

Resident evil

[yourlocalalpha]

Do you take requests? 👀 sorry to bother

Yeah I do! It's ok I should've made it clear I take requests😭

[yourlocalalpha]

BSD characters as siblings

Had this one in drafts so here we go

Dazai Osamu

He knew. Or at least, he suspected.

Dazai never trusts coincidences, and the first time your name appeared on a case file, he suspected. Ran quiet checks behind the scenes. Kunikida didn’t even know.

The moment it clicks with absolute certainty that you’re really his sibling, he doesn’t bring it up right away. That would give you too much control.

He laughs it off when you first bring it up. “Is this some ploy to gain my inheritance? Jokes on you, I’m broke.”

He will get used to you though.

Starts leaving really specific jokes in front of you just to see if you’d react.

Taught you to pick locks in case you get kidnapped or need to steal something.

A book titled: “101 Ways to Fake Your Death (Sibling Edition).”

He never calls you “sibling” though. Not once. That word means acknowledgment, and Dazai doesn’t do well with emotional anchors.

On the surface, he will act like it’s no big deal.

But quietly covering for you when Kunikida gets too strict, sending you those ridiculous notes with weird advice.

Because he cares enough to bother.

Surprisingly gives good advice when you ask for it.

Buys matching sunglasses and says, “We’re undercover now.” You’re just at the grocery store.

In every minor inconvenience he calls you ”biological betrayal”

Kunikida tries to be supportive but he’s watching you like you might also jump into a canal at any moment.

Atsushi is too stunned like actually. ”You’re… Dazai-san’s sibling? Like… related?”

Yosano just laughs

Ranpo obviously knew but it was fun to watch it reveal the emotional damage naturally.

Fukuzawa just goes ”If you ever need support separate from your brother’s… unique influence, my door is open.”

Kenji is innocently excited

Doesn't he just radiate older brother energy?

Chuuya Nakahara

At first? Denial. Hard denial.

“There’s no way. Nope. I would’ve known. That can’t be true.”

Mori gives him the files. The couple had another child after Chuuya.

He's mad. Not because he hates the idea, but because it seems impossible.

He doesn’t say anything at first because what can you say when your sibling suddenly appears in your dangerous, chaotic life?

He’s always been told he was alone. Cloned. The mafia was his only family.

He goes through records. Government documents. Blood types. Medical files. Everything.

You go from “colleague” or “stranger” to “under mafia-grade protection.”

Suddenly he’s showing up at your place like, “What kind of lock is this? You call this secure?”

He expects you to be tough because family is family.

You’re his equal in battle. If not, he’ll make you so, whether you like it or not.

He’s competitive and loves challenging you to things whether it’s a fight, a race, or who can drink more. But he never cheats.

He’ll text you out of the blue just to say, “Don’t get into trouble. And don’t eat crap food.”

If you want advice, he’s blunt but honest. No sugarcoating.

You catch him checking in on you during missions more than he lets on, especially when things get dangerous.

He’s softer with you than with anyone else but acts twice as tough to cover it.

Dazai just laughs out loud. He starts asking seemingly meaningless questions that feel too pointed to be innocent. He wants to know if you’re a weak spot for Chuuya.

Akutagawa acts like he doesn’t give a damn, but he notices everything. Keeps tabs on you out of respect for Chuuya.

Kouyou isn't surprised. She gives you small advice and “He doesn’t say it. But he’s relieved to have you.”

Mori doesn’t speak to you directly at first. Just watches. You become part of his plans. Be careful though because if you ever betray the Mafia he’ll make Chuuya choose.

And that’s a knife you don’t want to put in your brother’s hands.

Kunikida Doppo

It starts with a file. One of those background checks that come with new recruits. Kunikida didn’t think twice about it at first. Just procedure.

But your birthday, your birthplace, the timeline, it didn’t add up. Or rather, it added up too well.

He thinks it’s a coincidence too. But Kunikida doesn’t like coincidences. They offend his order-driven worldview.

•Adoption records. Hospital notes. The kind of paper trail only someone with an obsessive notebook and high moral standards could actually follow.

He pieces it together like a mystery one he desperately hopes he’s wrong about. Because what would it mean, if it were true? What does he do with something like that?

He doesn't tell you right away.

Were you hiding something? Did you know? Would telling you disrupt the team’s balance? Would it disrupt him?

He pulls you aside one day after a mission. He doesn't sugarcoat it. Just showing you the files.

Then he waits. Like your reaction will either validate or completely ruin his life plan.

On the surface? He’s composed. Focused. Back to work like nothing’s changed.

Internally he's panicking, screaming in italics.

"This was not in the notebook. There are no pages labeled: ‘How to Be a Good Brother While Also Maintaining Professional Standards in a Government-Affiliated Agency.’ I am underprepared."

He starts writing new sections in his notebook.

SIBLING DUTIES:

-Always ensure their safety in the field

-Offer moral guidance and discipline

-Do not play favorites (difficult but necessary)

-Pack emergency snacks in case.

He tries not to be overbearing. He really does. But you’ll catch him glancing over at you during missions, checking for injuries before anyone else’s.

He starts calling you out more in meetings to include you.

He thinks you're his responsibility. At first.

But he softens over time

You matter to him because you are proof that the world can still surprise him and that maybe, not all surprises are bad.

Also Dazai starts calling you “Notebook Jr.”

Tries to provoke fights between you two on purpose just to watch who will win.

“How to Corrupt Two Kunikidas at Once.”

Atsushi tries not to call him your brother out loud because it feels like a title he hasn’t earned the right to say.

Yosano offers you sibling bonding “advice” that’s basically just, “Annoy him until he snaps and throws a pen at the wall. That’s how you know he cares.”

When it comes out, Ranpo just goes, “Took you long enough”. He also tells you both weird things about each other he somehow knows

Fukuzawa might assign missions that build your sibling teamwork, but he'll never admit it.

Kenji asks adorable questions like, “Do you have matching notebooks?”

Stress level: notebook shredding.

Atsushi Nakajima

He doesn’t believe it at first. Not out of denial, but out of pure disbelief.

The moment he sees the files your name next to his, your birthday just months apart, the orphanage his breath catches in his throat.

You try to say it gently, but his eyes go wide and he steps back like the air was knocked out of his lungs.

His first reaction is to apologize. For not knowing.

You have to stop him or he’ll spiral right there in the middle of the Agency.

After that? He’s so soft with you it’s almost awkward.

He keeps trying to do things for you. Fetching tea. Holding doors. Doing your paperwork for you.

Constantly checking in like “Are you okay? Did you eat? Are you warm enough? Should I get you something else?”

You’re his only family. The only person tied to his past that didn’t hurt him.

Buys you things he thinks you’ll like, even if it’s just a pen with your favorite color.

Tries to cook for you. Fails. Tries again.

Offers to patch up your wounds even if you’re not bleeding. Just in case.

He doesn't need you to fix him. He doesn't even think he's worth fixing. But you remind him that he isn’t alone anymore.

Dazai starts referring to you as “Little Tiger No. 2”

Kunikida cross-checks every legal record to verify it. He's ’very Kunikida’ about it. Immediately updates your personal files.

Ranpo doesn’t say much more, but sits next to Atsushi for a long time after he finds out. Just keeps him company.

Kenji asks you both if you want to visit his village one day.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

He knew you. He just didn't feel the need to reach out and make it public.

He acts like he’s above you but he’s the first to pull you out of danger like it's his full time job.

He’s not good at hugs. You try once. He pats your back.

if you fall asleep in the same room as him while he’s working, he will adjust the lighting and lower the music volume like you’re a literal houseplant. (You grow best in low light and mild humidity.)

You ask if he wants to hang out and he says of course and pulls out a 500-piece chess set.

Makes you practice chess with him. he destroys you every time, but then pretends to be shocked when you finally beat him once. “What’s this? The peasant has risen? How thrilling.”

Game night is banned after he wins Monopoly by psychologically destroying the banker (you).

He says stuff like “I left you something on the table” and it’s either a slice of bread or a coded message for his wicked plans.

He plays cello late at night sometimes. You wake up to it. It’s haunting.

When you argue, it’s philosophical warfare. He doesn’t yell. He debates.

“Your logic is flawed,” he says, sipping tea like he didn’t just dismantle your worldview in three sentences.

Looks like he’s plotting your downfall, but is actually just trying to remember if you like strawberry or raspberry jam.

100% the type to insult you affectionately:

“Out of all the fools in this world, you shine the brightest.”

Dazai treats you the same as how he treats Fyodor. He doesn’t trust you. But he doesn’t hate you either. ”I wonder why he leaves you out. Not very nice of him.”

Chuuya just goes ”No way that trash rat bastard has a sibling” You’re still a problem, sure. But you’re not the enemy.

The moment this reaches to Ango, he opens a new file. You’re either leverage or a threat.

Chief Taneda is calm. He’s seen worse. He’s been worse. “Even monsters are born from somewhere.”

If you’re captured by the government, he tries to learn how much you know about Fyodor.

Chief Taneda does keep you in high security cells. Not because he doesn’t trust his agents but because he knows Fyodor will get you out.

Nikolai is absolutely delighted. “Dos-kun has a baby sibling! That’s hilarious!"

“Do you think he would cry if you died?” “Did he ever smile at you when you were kids? Oh wait you had a childhood?” weird questions like this.

You’re either his new favorite toy or his least favorite disappointment. The line shifts daily.

He calls you “little devil” and “Fedya Jr.”

Sigma is scared of you by association.

Jouno immediately sniffs you. Literally. “You smell like existential dread. Like him. But softer.”

Doesn’t trust you. At all. For a long time. But over time, he realizes you don’t lie. You barely know how to.

Eventually says something off handedly kind “You’re too pathetic to be him. That’s a good thing.” (Coming from Jouno? That’s affection)

Tecchou stares at you like you’re an endangered animal. Keeps trying to bond with you in awkward ways. “Do you… like horses?”

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BSD organization leaders as fathers

Wrote this on Eid Al adha (I hate meat I wanna go home so bad)

I hate this holiday the most i get the urge to vomit and my whole house smells like meat like it's not like we can't eat meat 364 days of the year I hate this sm😭

Fukuzawa Yukichi

Honestly? You caught him off guard and not much does that anymore.

You walked in holding a file and a name, and introduced yourself like someone pitching a very polite business proposal.

He just blinks at you. Blink. Blink. Sip of tea. Long pause. “…I see. Would you… like tea?”

That’s it. That’s his grand reaction to learning he might have a whole child. Tea.

He doesn’t question you like a stranger. He doesn’t reject you. But he doesn’t embrace you, either.

He doesn’t say much at first. Not because he’s cold because he’s buffering.

Instead of panicking, he very calmly offers you a seat and a plate of rice crackers like you’ve just informed him of a new filing cabinet.

Over time ge starts doing that awkward dad thing where he tries to bond, but in the weirdest, most formal way possible.

"Do you... Like cats?"

He begins placing items on your desk with no explanation: money, food, clothes.

You’re like: “...Is this from you?”

He’s like: “I don’t know what you mean.” (He very much does.)

Once you fell asleep in the ADA lounge, and he covered you with his coat. Didn’t mention it the next day.

Ranpo knew IMMEDIATELY.

”So that’s why he has been reading all those parenting books in secret.”

Surprisingly thoughtful, though. Leaves you snacks when you’re overwhelmed.

Atsushi actually thought you were his grandchild

Dazai starts calling you “Nepo Baby” with zero shame.

The day Kunikida finds out, he goes “The PRESIDENT?! Of ALL people?!”

The math doesn't add up in his head. He actually pulls out a calendar and starts trying to calculate when this happened.

”Wait if you were born then, and the president was then who was-” Dazai takes the calendar away.

Yosano LOVES it. ”Finally, some actual gossip”

Will absolutely tease you in front of Fukuzawa with the worst possible jokes. “They got your eyes, boss. And your ‘I won’t talk about my feelings’ disorder.”

Katai sends you a cryptic coded message welcoming you to the agency and you still haven’t cracked it. Refers to you as “Junior Boss Unit [JBU-01]” in his notes.

Mori Ougai

You show up with a blood test. Mori is... delighted like suspiciously.

He absolutely knew there was a possibility. He just… forgot. Or pretended to. Who knows.

He immediately assigns someone to run a background check on you, even if you already gave him everything. Just to be thorough.

He’s suddenly very invested in your health. “You’ve been eating well? Sleeping properly? Come by for a check-up. I am a doctor.”

He tries to be warm, but it comes out like a corporate villain learning human emotion via flashcards.

He won't try to make you his heir. It was Dazai's role. He wouldn't do that to you.

Your relationship with him is not warm. It’s not conventional. So he tells you stories about the power structure of the Mafia and his favorite surgical techniques. You pretend to be fascinated. He absolutely knows. He’s pleased anyway.

Also? Weirdly doting. Makes sure you eat, sends you supplements, lectures you about hydration and posture.

He doesn’t apologize for not being there. He doesn’t regret it, either.

He won’t force you into the Mafia. Not really. But he’ll make it very difficult to say no.

So don't ever make him choose between you and the mafia. It's obvious which side he will be on. Nothing can change that.

Chuuya nearly drops his wine glass when he finds out. “The Boss has a kid? Like a real one? Not just another creep from the medical ward?”

Akutagawa is very much in “If you’re Boss' child, prove it” mode. He respects his boss not you.

Higuchi has no idea how to treat the Boss’s kid. She’s always trying to be extra formal, even if you’re just eating lunch next to her.

Gin is quiet, like always. But bows politely.

Kouyou is your mafia aunt now. Quietly takes you under her wing. Teaches you things Mori never would.

Elise doesn't like you at first. She's basically a 10 year old who loves being spoiled. Eventually declares you her sidekick. That’s a promotion.

Kajii tries to build you a personalized bomb as a welcome gift. To symbolize explosive new beginnings. Someone stop this man.

Fukuzawa is not judgmental. Just… processing. The idea of Mori being anyone’s father is so deeply at odds with how he views reality.

“...Mori? A child?” And then “Willingly?”

Chief Taneda knew the moment Mori knew. “Has he weaponized you yet?”

Ango stares. Doesn’t blink. He just stares at Taneda like: “...You’re telling me that man has a biological legacy now?”

MORI_PARENTAL_PROFILE_v9.pdf

Taneda Santoka

You’ve been on the special division's radar for a while

No yelling. No panic. Just paperwork. You’d think he got a parking ticket, not a full-grown anarchist with his DNA

He takes the file home. Re-reads it during dinner like it’s the sports section.

His expression doesn’t change. Not when Intelligence confirms your identity. Not when the ADA submits a warning report.

Not even when Mori sends him a condolence bouquet just to be petty.

He doesn’t deny it. He doesn’t try to discredit the intel. “I suppose I’ll need to update my will.”

He of course puts duty first. He would rather kill a person to save millions

“Yes, that’s my child. Yes, they are trying to destabilize the region. No, I will not be answering further questions.”

He’s not mad. He’s just mildly disappointed in your criminal branding.

Doesn’t report it to Ango right away.

He wonders if he should send a passive aggressive letter, or maybe a fruit basket (with a note: ‘Try to keep it legal, kid.’)

Keeps your wanted poster in his drawer like a school photo. Sometimes sighs fondly.

When you get captured, Taneda finds out immediately mostly because the news arrives with a very official report titled “Potential Conflict of Interest.”

The first thing he does? He clears his schedule, cancels a few meetings, and prepares to visit you himself.

No one questions him. They know he’s the kind of guy who handles things even if the thing is his own child blowing stuff up.

Sometimes he tries to give fatherly advice mid-interrogation:

“So, what were you planning to blow up?”

“The water plant.”

“Hm. Bold choice. But water infrastructure’s heavily defended. Try data centers next time. Hypothetically.”

If you ever try to escape and actually make it out you find a handwritten note in your coat pocket:

“I hope you have a better plan this time. Stay hydrated.”

Fukuchi loses it laughs. ”You? You made a kid and didn’t file a report? What happened, forget to put a tracking chip in them?” Relentlessly mocks Taneda about it over beer.

Fukuzawa just drinks his tea slowly. Sets it down with a thoughtful “Ah.”

“You’re his? That poor man. You’re going to age him ten years.” Tsujimura says.

Ango immediately goes into “government containment mode.” Begins drafting updated security files, future hypothetical protocol scenarios, and a PR disaster plan. (Just in case.)