yourwitchjay

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NEW CHAPTER !!

it only took *checks notes* OVER NINE MONTHS?! but i finally updated lets leave together!

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can't wait for 30 days of adding "during pride month!?" to every little inconvenience I have

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When Malachi comes back to life hes so excited that he can taste things again that something tasting GOOD is completely irrelevant.

He begs Zoey to put hot tu'lan spices on his pancakes. He puts pickled beets on peanut butter and jam sandwiches, pours hot fudge on his salad, dips zoeys cookies in salsa. Hes chasing Flavor™ oh boy, it sure does Taste™

Levin (only eats buttered noodles and will flip his shit if two of the foods on his plate are touching) is horrified.

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I think barty is a great cook but will only cook at like 4am when he can't sleep some sometimes evan will just wake up to a full ass roast chicken and no explanation

who do we think does the cooking in rosekiller? I think evan would be the one to cook usually because he knows how to have a balanced diet and barty would be living off pizza and instant ramen otherwise but barty bakes when he's anxious so there would be cupcakes on a random tuesday or something like that

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do you think dante was scared to fall in love. he felt it happening and it terrified him. but he couldn't stop it.

everyone who he ever loved left him. he'll never forget the unfamiliar look in his mama's eyes when he saw her for the last time. the scornful his expression his father wore and a 'stranger' disrupting his day. or the day lord aphmau disappeared, taking his brothers-in-arms too. he waited, and they returned, but they weren't the same people he once knew.

so when he falls in love with nana, he thinks she'll leave too. it's not a question of if, but when. it takes years until he finally begins to get over the fear. a daughter, and later a son, and dante is finally, at last convinced that maybe, this time will be different. the world wont forget him.

and the day gene comes, the day she asks "do i know you?" proves everything he ever feared. he begs and pleads with her, the same way he did his parents, the same he did with irene each night to just bring his friends back, please

dante's destiny is to be forgotten

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"mother to all daughter to none" is so true and it HURTS

like this women is beloved but not loved at the same time. she has protectors but no caregiver. everytime zoey or kiki or anyone talk about her not taking care of herself I want to scream bc it's so true!

she takes care of everyone and gets reamed for the smallest imperfection and was never given a change to learn who she is before she became crushed by responsibility.

she never got a childhood, and even the next closest thing, having a childhood through her children, was taken from her.

mcd aphmau u will always be famous to me. woman who was born yesterday and immediately given the responsibility of fixing Everything. knows nothing about the world yet is expected to save it. no family no past no future. mother to all daughter to none. can you imagine how lonely and confusing that would be? and yet she just keeps on. she's strong because she has to be, there is literally no other option!!! how tragic and lovely she is. im going to be ill.

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aphmau, pre o'khasis heir reveal but post face reveal, telling garroth "i didn't realize you were such a prince!" (in reference to his Youthful and Handsome appearance when she definitely thought he was an old man). garroth, who stumbles down the step he was on with a loud clattering of armor behind her, "W-WHAT?!"

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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barty who has kissed all his friends just because he likes to kiss and show love that way and no one has a problem with it. pandora? lovely. regulus? punched him in the face after. dorcas? she's a lesbian so they have kissed just to kiss. but evan has a problem because he's the only one barty hasn't kissed and he doesn't get why. like. does barty not see him as a friend too? what is going on there?? so eventually they get into an argument and barty ends it up with "I don't want our first kiss to be casual" and well, they end up kissing, and it is not casual, because it could've never been casual between them.

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dude being 18 is so weird bc suddenly the charactered I've simped on for YEARS and read countless x readers with in my youth have become me children? and like I have no clue when that happened? like that 15 year old who I've had a crush on since I was 10? yeah that's my son. I birthed him acually.

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laurance will notice aphmau in a situation and think "will pretending i'm in a relationship with aphmau improve this situation?" and then do it without even waiting for an answer

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do you ever think abt how Dante gave aphmau his amulet in s1 to prove his faith and familial love to her and show that he’d never harm phoenix drop despite that being the one final symbol he had of a life where he grew up loved and cherished and known and she takes it with her to the Irene dimension and Dante spends the greater part of 15 years alone and unknown again. probably feeling just as lost and forgotten as he did after gene destroyed matataki or borboros or whatever their village was called. and he never gets that amulet back. no one touch me

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 When Jason Grace wakes up, he's surrounded by friends. He's holding hands with a beautiful girl who says that they're in love, and there’s a boy with a wild grin who says they’re best friends. Jason doesn’t know what’s going on, but he knows he's surrounded by people who care for him and want to help him.

When Percy Jackson wakes up, he's almost completely alone. His only connection is a wolf that seems to be judging his every move as it decides his worth. He's fighting for his life and desperately searching to find a place that would take him in and accept him.

When Jason and Percy were switched, they didn't just have their physical selves swapped. They had their lives swapped. Jason got to believe that someone loved him, and Percy got to experience what it was like to have no one.

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so of course the one time there's a character im actually interested in reading 'x reader' fics about there's almost nothing. the ONE TIME i actually want x readers clogging up the tags. zip. zilch. nada. id say this is retribution for my sins but if bitching about x reader fics cluttering tags is a sin then brother i don't want to be a saint

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ah shit sorry man i didnt mean to spill my "aro4aro friends with benefits relationship" all over your favorite ship, fuck dude my bad, it wont happen again

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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.