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Finally featured in a CC! - Zeus

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You know you are a man whore when:

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Like if you are excited for Halloween!

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When you're in a party and have no clue how to socialise:

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Women In Science - The Ancients

Aglaonike, 1st-2nd century Greece, Astronomer

People believed she was a sorceress for her ability to “cause the moon to disappear” - to predict lunar eclipses. 

Mary The Jewess, 1st-3rd century Europe, Alchemist/Inventor

The first “true alchemist” of the Western world is credited with inventing various apparatuses to distill, collect, and refine chemicals. She may have discovered hydrochloric acid. 

Merit-Ptah, 2700 BcE Egypt, Physician

She may be the first named woman in science. In ancient Egypt, she held the title of “Chief Physician” and her likeness is painted in the Valley of Kings.

Hypatia, 3rd-4th century Byzantium, Mathematician/Astronomer 

The head of a Neoplatonic school at Alexandria, she “made such attainments in literature and science, as to far surpass all the philosophers of her own time.” She was caught between a feud between two prominent leaders and murdered by a Christian mob. 

Agnodice, 4th century BCE Athens, Physician/Midwife

Athenian leaders banned women from working in medicine after discovering midwives were being performing abortions. She cut her hair to continue her practice and later left for Egypt to continue her training. 

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Hermes on the beach

(Percy Jackson & the Olympians - The Sea of Monsters)

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Latin: We don't need a definite article!

English: We'll just use the. Simple.

French: Le, la, les. For a bit of variety.

Ancient Greek: :)

Latin: Oh no.

Ancient Greek: :) :)

English: Don't do it.

Ancient Greek: :) :) :)

French: Why are you like this?

Ancient Greek: ο, του, τω, τον, οι, των, τοις, τους, η, της, τη, την, αι, ταις, τας, το, τα, τω, τοιν

Ancient Greek: :)

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What if Atlantis is just a Greek wizarding school.

Muggles originally knew of the island in Ancient Greek times, but then as new spells and magic was created, muggles thought it sank/mysteriously disappeared, after anti muggle spells were cast on the island to hide the school.

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When you're in Greek Mythology class being like:

Source: http://bit.ly/1qsEdvb @CollegeHumor

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Zeus: When your wife tries to kill your children and mistresses

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When your step-mom tries to kill you with TWO SNAKES but you kill those suckers and survive:

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It’s not that bad actually

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GREEKS BE LIKE:

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1,092,231 views!? 

Greek Gods be like:

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Sure...I get that:

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Nothing shall part us in our love till Thanatos (Death) at his appointed hour removed us from the light of day.

Apollonius of Rhodes