#/SARCASTIC

[tam-is-damned]

you might have been on this earth for _____ amount of time as a disabled person but you will never know yourself better than a middle age person trying to cure your disabilities

[amyisraelchaiforever]

Who's ready for the "I don't celebrate Christmas" three times a day?

Basically, every year when it comes to Christmas, I (fairly conservatist & religious jew, at least for my area) end up answering the question "What are you doing for Xmas" or "what are you most excited for during Xmas?" about 1-2 times a day.

My answers:

I don't celebrate

I'm gonna celebrate Hannukah :) !! (then they say, "hanukkah and xmas? I say 'no'. they don't believe me OR I get a dirty look)

If you know someone is Jewish, stop asking them what they're doing for Xmas! You know they probably aren't, so please, please, please stop, it's so uncomfortable + awkward.

[serosedflamio]

Hmm... 🤔

🧐

I see.

[sunshine-and-her-ikevil-stuff]

Thanks, Elbert. Your words inspire confidence

[zombieboyxdd]

i hope in this next season will likes mike back =(

[archie-daycare]

HELLO EVERYONE!

hey there guys! Its me! Archie! the guy you all know as the wholesome and christian friendly transformers blogger who EVERYONE loves SOOOOOO much for being totally kid friendly! Due to an erroneous flagging on my main blog (@archie-sunshine) I've decided to make a secondary blog just in case! feel free to send me lots of asks and art requests, especially for art of all your favourite characters praying! and reading scripture!

[jonmattdaily]

what a totally normal man, nothing strange about him

[sixteenthtry]

My best friend said that she's afraid of Gerard :(

[tumble-tv]

I'm rapidly losing mobility in my hands but that's fine because it's all anxiety and it'll get better if I go on a walk

[bambi-lesbian-posts]

More crayon stuff at work: Favorite Hollow Knight Characters

[tiredofthehumanlife]

Not me coming back to the marauders and the marauders tag automatically trending 🤭

[arachnherphobia]

Remind Me Not To Look At My Close Friends Stories Again Because I Will Get Jealous

[dumb-about-legos]

y'all over here complaining about the ninjago leaks and I'm over here suffering in spoilers cuz I'm too curious to block the spoiler tags

[a-bucket-in-the-void]

guys you’re never gonna guess why i’ve been feeling weird today

it’s actually insane

no one could’ve predicted this

[guesswhat-im-trans]

dont you just love it when trans people who complain about being misgendered misgender you