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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#I don’t think xy OR z happened but damn if this isn’t compelling#‘he would never do that. next chapter’#also it’s good to look beyond our own perceived ideas of the narrative and be fascinated by others takes#I’m only reading fanfics from one fandom so#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fan fiction#ao3#old man yaoi#the office#dwight schrute#screencaps
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#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit#there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings#erik having mod access for some reason#(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors#someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi#erik fully just doxxes them in the comments
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST
#just like. it doesn’t have to be this way#the number of people I’ve talked to who would absolutely do a night schedule if it didn’t suck ass because you can never get anything done#like. go to the doctor. without waking up at your equivalent of 2am to make their latest afternoon slot#the sleep deprivation of trying to keep a normal schedule and trying to get stuff done sometimes on my natural schedule are like#the same. I started getting fevers any time I stayed up longer than 14 hours bc I had to do it so often to make appts#it’s only a little better now because I’ve been strict with a schedule that’s somewhere in the middle#so I at least have 2 hours to try and do stuff before the entire country fucks off to bed#.txt
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I think a lot of people are forgetting that on tumblr fandom used to be practiced very differently. now everyone fucks off to their discords or tumblr groups to discuss everything with a select few, making tags be nearly only used for posting some finished fanworks or not at all
a decade ago people didn't have tumblr groups. people didn't even have dms. if you wanted to talk to anyone about anything you had to make a post, or send an ask (which more often than not would get published and thereby become a post in the end too)
so next time you think "I have a fandom thought but I have to find a small group of hyperspecifically like-minded people to share it with in private" remember all the freaks you could be missing out on meeting by keeping the tags dead. use tags, make friends. fuck discord.
#me? hating discord? on main?? of course I am I always am#anyway nothing like someone discovering a fandom post years later through tags and becoming a new friend#one you would never have met had you only shared your thoughts in some discord that's dead now
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toby when i get you toby
#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#that's gerson's no mercy dialogue#edit: NO MERCY IN UNDERTALE#and that deltarune dialogue is only if you keep defending instead of attacking#i didnt think this would get notes sorry for not being specific
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby
#sorrrryyyy i can't stop thinking about this#i was writing a thing that i allegedly do for fun#and i found myself wishing that somebody else would write the sequences that i find uninspiring but are necessary to the story#like that's an easy thing to want. would you create a person to do that and only that is the question#and like. maybe not for your stupid hobby but a lot of people just aren't too many steps removed from being okay with it#the groundwork is there it's capitalism baby!!!!!!#severance#severance spoilers
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Gojo gives a class assignment
#jujutsu kaisen#megumi fushiguro#nanami kento#jjk#community meme#my art#sunnysidemage#also while I feel like Nanami would say this—he'd probably act the exact opposite#I’ve had this one as a draft for months now when I was only done with season 1#now I finished season 2 and there’s a whole in my heart only jjk can fill
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anyone else thinking about effie spending 24 years watching haymitch completely fall apart. effie, who met haymitch by accident, who knows exactly what kind of person he is, who sees him every year on his birthday for 24 years and each year he’s drunker, each year he’s angrier, each year he’s faster to give up. and then they get katniss and peeta. peeta, who is kind and open and understanding, who refuses to give up on haymitch. and katniss, who is so much like haymitch at 16 that it hurts. and over the few days they’re together, effie watches haymitch come back to life. watches him try. watches him have hope. and then they get to keep not one but both of those kids. they get to come home. and then, less then a year later, effie pulls haymitch’s name at the reaping.
#the 75th reaping was a special hell for all four of them#katniss knew it would be her no matter what and effie couldn’t save her.#haymitch and peeta were going to volunteer for the other regardless#and god. just thinking of haymitch wanting to die for all those years and effie only being able to watch#because how could she know why? how could she understand what had been done to him?#and finally. FINALLY she sees the light come back to him because he loves katniss and he loves peeta#and for once there’s a chance he can keep them. AND HE DOES#but there are no winners. not even in the capitol. and so effie is forced to reap haymitch#i’m actually ruined#sunrise on the reaping#sotr spoilers#thg#haymitch abernathy#effie trinket#hayffie
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This goes out to poppy playtime pianosaurus enjoyers
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanny#sammy lawrence#pianosaurus#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime#bendy and the ink machine#this goes out to yall Pianosaurus fans#I’ve been where you are at now with Vanny lmao#specifically Vanny too like we get quite a bit of Vanessa#but not enough of the Vanny suit itself 😭#Sammy fans I don’t know what to even say to yall#done dirty and that was awhile ago now BAHA#some crumbs to the bendy fans 🩵#I will say though pianosaurus fans currently got it the worst#seeing his scene is literally only 30 seconds long#it’s okay he gets to join the club of#characters we thought would have more important roles than they ended up having
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Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted
The Batfam: …
Dick: .. only one?
#Bruce: I meant biological only one is biological#dc comics#dc#dc universe#dcu#Jason would milk this#so would Steph#‘you didn’t fucking adopt me and I’m not your wtf am o’#dick was adopted but didn’t change his name I will fight you#I like all headcannons about that but not the angsty ones#look my family is bad enough I just want the fictional family I like to be happy always#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote gen#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#Bruce Wayne#Batfam#Batfam ily#Batfamily#Batman
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Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?
Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.
Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?
Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.
Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?
Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.
Kon: And I won't?
Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.
Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.
Tim: YES! You won't regret this!
Kon: I will absolutely regret this.
#Bruce is absolutely just as curious as Tim is over this topic#Clark would just never allow that#From the Gotham Knights game#Dick: “Please don't try and make a Talon in the Belfry Tim”#Tim: “I wouldn't do that... I mean maybe only on a small scale. Like a bit of a Talon. For research.”#Dick: “TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE! DO NOT!”#This isn't slashy but I feel the need to mention that I am a huge supporter of Timkon#tim drake#conner kent#timothy drake#batman#robin#kon el#superboy#superman#tim drake wayne#dcu#dc comics#young justice#timkon#teen titans
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surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.
#and viktor would never tell him that jayce is the only one who actually gets to hug him#because he would never feed his ego like that#kidding#he would#i just wanted to draw them hugging#when will my sleep schedule go back to normal#jayvik you have ruined me#let me go already#jayvik#jayvik fanart#jayce#jayce talis#jayce and viktor#arcane#arcane fanart#viktor#my art#fanart#digital art
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