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valtsv · 1 year ago

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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

#🐉#guess who just had another goddamn breakdown #caused by trying not to have a breakdown and failing no less

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yourockthebeatofmyheart · 5 months ago

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I need y'all to watch this clip

#dirty laundry #dropout #josh scherer #tw: alcohol #tw: drugs #this is a goddamn mad lib of a story #he tells it like it's just a normal thing lmao

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dramatic-dolphin · 9 months ago

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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class #with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious #i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does #“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class #🌌

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Finally caught up with Apothecary Diaries. I can't believe they gave Maomao a gun.

#the apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #I started watching back from the beginning and oh man...this series is a delight.#Maomao is one of my favourite protagonists for the fact she is a unique mystery lover who also loves to stay in her own lane.#She's here to solve the 'how' of the mystery but the who? Not her problem and not her job.#No crazy leaps in logic. Just a girl who loves her posions and puzzles.#I want to say so much more about this series but It really is best enjoyed as something to discover on your own! It's a mystery after all!#I want to draw some crossover art for this series so badly...Perhaps...perhaps...#This dehydration story comes from my own life - in which my flatmates have a running bit about calling sport drinks 'potions'.#This was very relevant when I was suffering from dehydration (low sodium intake + over drinking lead to a very bad time).#That's right. You can dehydrate via drinking too much water. Low sodium and low potassium can make you very ill as well.#Sometimes what you need is someone aggressively reminding you to add salt to your dishes and drink your goddamn potion.

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highly-illogical · 2 months ago

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captain james t cunt of the mothership enterpussy and his first officer mr. serve

#cant forget dr.mothercoy #this is so goddamn stupid i just cant get over that picture of shatner in the red tights #this is the woke star trek people are afraid of btw #star trek tos #spock #jim kirk

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reverserewind · 9 months ago

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Yep. Still having thoughts.

#I keep getting waves of emotions about things #All positive at least #Just the fact that she offered to help me with make-up keeps hitting me #and it's so weird for me to feel so seen for who I am #rather than the appearance that I have to wear for the time being #It's definitely a very good kind of weird though #It's hard to not tear up about it #but I don't really have any kind of privacy at the moment #and I'm not willing to be that kind of vulnerable around these people #and I'm especially not interested in dealing with the kinds of questions that would come with all of that #I'm just like...#Is this what gender euphoria feels like?#Do I get to look forward to more of this?#I've been internally screaming (positive) since last night #It just feels so goddamn good to be seen like that #To be accepted as what I will one day be #instead of just being seen as what I am #Just... Goddamn. Goddamn.#Yeah this is... good.

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paintedcrows · 7 months ago

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When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

#Beloved Grunkles you will never die <3 #They're speaking to a like 50-60 year old Dipper and Mabel. The former of which is just... So done #I'm certain this has been done before and goddamn its such a fun concept! They change their story every time! They never die!#Also love dennys memes because as someone who is not american to me it is a mythical location that only exists to have fistfights behind it #Gravity Falls #Sea Grunks #Fan art #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Grunkle Stan #Grunkle Ford #Ford Pines #Stan Pines #Post canon #Fanart #GF Fanart #Artists on Tumblr #My art

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epiaphany · 2 months ago

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8x09 / 8x17 buckandeddie after successfully pulling the most domestic and loving prank you've ever seen

#that's the same goddamn smile #no this isn't the same gif from the last set i just posted #why would you say that #911 abc #911 spoilers #911edit #buddie #buddieedit #nessa.gif #911168 #svenjalook #usersary #rutual #1k #2k #3k

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electroempathy · 3 months ago

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One thing about old men, they do be napping.

#70 yo disaster bi whose end game is an incredibly cancellable subversive age gap bi4bi toxic relationship #with arguably the hottest vampire in the chronicles #daniel molloy nobody is doing it like you #art slumping atm so I'm just using my sketches like a goddamn coloring book #old man belly enjoyers might still appreciate it #interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #armand #daniel molloy #devil's minion #armandaniel #old daniel molloy #iwtv fanart #my art

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lacquerheadd · 3 months ago

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L, do you know Gods of death love apples?

L, do you know Gods of death who love apples have red hands?

#death note #l lawliet #light yagami #lawlight #deathnote #lights gay ass having an internal struggle about how he wants to bite L instead of the apple #in a hot way or a murderous way either way it’s possessive #L just trying to eat his goddamn apple #and egging him on bc he knows that’s kira and wants to see how far he can push it #l death note #religious imagery goes crazy #digital art #art #llawliet #sketch #wip

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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I'm still processing 7-13, in the meantime have this super quick thing! of all the things that happened that I didn't expect, one of 'em certainly was a not insignificant subplot revolving around Silver unintentionally committing international mail fraud.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers #honestly i wanted this bit to go on forever. every five minutes a new update on the package. a new thing that silver somehow did wrong.#but oh. oh my gracious. that sure was. a chapter huh #and there's still another part coming huh #'oh this will be a short one probably just buildup to part 2' oh past self you foolish FOOL #how am i supposed to wait for monday now #still churning stuff over in my brain right now. god. so much happened.#kinda disappointed it seems like we're not going to get a silver dream after all :(#but they went in such a COMPLETELY different direction than anything i expected that i'm just like. what is HAPPENING #not in a bad way i'm just treading water here! what the heck twst!#can't believe next week is gonna be like #twst: you know what? fuck you *un-tsunos your tarou*#shit fuck goddamn is this why they wanted to get it in before the anniversary #IS THIS WHY TWST #WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO MY BOY TWST #YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO A CHARACTER YOU SELL MERCH OF

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teaboot · 16 days ago

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Oh, *my* favourite part of living in an apartment complex in the year of our lord 2025?

Well number one has gotta be paying 60% of my living wage on rent pre-utilities, but number two is definitely being home making dinner on my one night off this week and hearing my wall-neighbor shout “Alexa! Alexa! Alexa, play “dance monkey!” Alexa play dance monkey! Alexa volume down! Alexa stop! Alexa stop! Alexa, stop music! Alexa stop music, open Spotify! Alexa open Spotify and play Dance Monkey! Alexa play Dance Monkey! Alexa! Alexa volume up! Alexa!” for 20 fucking minutes and yes funny you ask it is still happening

#It is every goddamn day I swear to god just stand up and walk to your phone im going to kill you #I want to connect their Alexa with victims services #Im sorry to anyone named Alexa before this shit came out you deserve financial compensation

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nebulousfishgills · 1 year ago

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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

#thoroughly enjoyed today's episode #helaena babygirl i'm so so sorry for all of this #also apparently you can't spell delusional without criston cole #all my homies hate criston cole #also rhaenyra this episode?? emma d'arcy the actor that you are #and i would in fact let olivia cooke slap me #also peak acting from her goddamn the acting is just incredible this season #also THE FUCKING STITCHES ON THE BABY'S NECK BRO #fishgills speaks #house of the dragon #hotd #house of the dragon season 2 #hotd season 2 #hotd spoilers #spoilers #house of the dragon spoilers

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anglerflsh · 2 months ago

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