#LEX POSTING

[stup1dk9]

No one understands how I want to be beat and hit until I’m broken on the floor begging for you to stop and just to love me…then when your satisfied you pick me up and be all nice to me telling me how good I did and that you were “ just so upset” nghhhhh

[jarold-rat]

Would you guys still love me if I posted him

[mrmeeps3654]

Guys my boyfriend made me a whole ass Valentine’s Day Minecraft build and wrote me a card in a book. I fucking win. Checkmate. Yall WISH you had my boyfriend

[hyperref-lex-ia]

My spouse cant leave me home alone anymore i had to get our neighbor to open the pickle jar

[grimzeyblogs]

hope every trans man with a name like Kai or Alex gets to beat the shit out of anyone who uses their name just to shit on trans people, you deserve it honestly

EDIT: If you rb this while posting about Harry Potter I'll kill you, idc if you "don't support jkr" get away from me, you're embarrassing

[faramirsonofgondor]

AU where the mayor of Gotham retires or dies or something, and the Batsiblings decide it would be funny if they ran for mayor. Except they don’t run as their civilian identities, but as they’re vigilante ones.

Dick won’t stop pouting because the people of Gotham refuse to vote for someone from Bludhaven, Tim is incredibly offended that he ends up tied with Dick for last place, Damian is smug that he beat Tim and indignant that people refuse to vote for him because he’s “a child”, and Jason preens but is internally panicking as more and more people vote for him. He wins by a landslide.

His first act as mayor is to increase Bruce Wayne’s taxes. His second is to ban Lex Luthor from entering the city. Someone tries to tell him it’s illegal to do that and he just… walks away. Eventually he starts to get a hang of this whole mayor thing and ends up working with Wayne Enterprises to strengthen housing and construction in poorer neighborhoods, he gives teachers raises, encourages trade school and alternative routes for henchmen, he adds diversity and inclusivity courses to public schools, safety programs and gas masks are made more accessible, and he reinforces the security and integrity of Arkham.

Of course there are still times where he misuses his power a little bit, but it’s never anything serious and most Gothamites watch in amusement as the scene unfolds.

Like just imagine:

Jason, dressed as RH: You’re not allowed in, you know what you did.

Dick, standing outside the Gates of Gotham, giving his best pouty expression in his Nightwing gear: Please, Hood! I promised Robin I would take him to the zoo after patrol!

Jason: You should’ve thought about that before you ate the last cookie Agent A made.

Dick, now wailing: This is abuse of power! Cruel and unusual punishment! I demand a lawyer!

Of course there are also the times when Jason decides to do something nice for his siblings, except it just ends up confusing the fuck out of everyone else in Gotham. On Dick’s birthday, he announces that there is now an Official Animal of Gotham, and most people are expecting a bat, or maybe a bird, or hell even a crocodile. Everyone except for Dick, Bruce, and Alfred are confused when it ends up being an elephant instead. Jason also decides to unveil plans for a Gotham Animal Sanctuary on the same exact day. Everyone is even more surprised when Nightwing jumps on Hood, entrapping him in an octopus hug as their mayor flails around trying to pry him off. It doesn’t work and Batman has to pick Dick up by the scruff of his neck to get him off.

There are also some of the odder, but somewhat sensible laws that are passed. Condiments are banned during the holidays and in schools (Condiment King could be heard sobbing throughout Gotham when this proclamation aired). No one is allowed to dress as clowns for any circumstance. The sewers are off limits to everyone except maintenance/construction workers, who must carry guns on them at all times. Lex Luthor’s birthday becomes Gotham’s Official “Fuck Lex Luthor Day”.

Then comes Jason’s most popular decision to date, he has The Joker reassessed mentally, and when he’s found as sane he pushes for the death penalty to be given (not that he really needed to - it was going in that direction already). He almost expects an angry lecture or fight with Bruce to occur, but Bruce just looks at him and says, quietly, “You’ve done a beautiful job, son, I couldn’t be more proud.”

[kirammansbow]

[fanaticalthings]

the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol

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[frownyalfred]

The sonic boom that heralds Superman’s arrival is terrifying at an instinctive level. It’s like getting buzzed by fighter jets but ten times worse. You can hear him coming, but only for the briefest of moments. The earth shakes. Windows ripple and shattered. Wind gusts through the street and if you’re lucky — he won’t land hard, too. He’ll lower himself down, slowly, while the kickback from his arrival shatters through the atmosphere above you.

[theatreofthelivingmind]

Seasonal Celebrations from Lex

Lex does have a few really great listings for events and gatherings in my area for Seasonal Spooky Gatherings.

The two that have my interest are:

Queer Goth Prom

Listed events include bands, queer goth cabaret, photography, an ADA area for disabled folx.

Live Screening of The Hunger

Yes THAT CULT FILM featuring featuring Bauhaus singing a song about undead vampires over credits to a Susan Sarandon David Bowie Catherine Deneuve vampire movie (1983).

I have NERVES on both events and CONCERNS of overdoing things/having a flairup/being called out for being Queer ⚧️ while Disabled ♿ and using mobility devices.

Still, I want to participate and feel some sort of season of the witch 🧙‍♀️ 🦇 💀 🎃 seasonal celebration.

Taking words of encouragement on chat. Whats happening in your area? Would love to see some folx there.

[v1sexual]

i love a complex character especially when you see their growth 🙏

[stup1dk9]

Send me asks please!! Idc what they say I just want freaks to interact

[thisdudedoesntexist]

Danny has been out of the hero game for a while now.

You see, when clockwork reset the timeline to one where the disastroid didn't happen Danny made it his mission to quit the job for good. This involved forming an actual defense from Ghost invasions (though he's sure his parents loved testing out what the magic community likes to call "An awful combination of sentience and technology.") and also giving rights to ghosts. Hell, even Vlad's started to come around. The old fruit loop actually changed his ways and is setting him up to the heir to DALV.co while trying to fix the shit they did to the environment when doing trial runs of Val's suit.

(Mostly because sam threatened to break Vlad's knees, both of the halfas think she could do it.)

He finally do what wants with his life and satisfy his obsessions with space and protection. Danny's got all sorts of projects he's tinkering on like air purifiers and growing food in space. He's been just, doing his thing for so long that his powers had gone into a kind of reserve mode. Danny's strength and speed are back to just above average, his ice only good for ice cubes and being a human AC, can't even feel ghostly presence if it's not right on top of him.

But Danny is actually happy.

Or he would be if not for Lex Luthor. He hates that vindictive, capitalist egg. The male pattern baldness horror story managed to weasel his way into a partnership with Vlad when he was still trying to put the (now reformed) GIW on his leash.

The first time Danny met the man his hair nearly turned all white, literally. He's lucky Lex was more interested in Vlad, his investment partner than him otherwise he'd have seen. He wouldn't have been that mad if not for Lex's pocket full of (condensed mass of kryptoian suffering.) kryptonite, and his kryptonian clone? who kept eyeing that pocket. Kon was the kids name BTW, also he DEFINITELY saw Danny's hair change.

Now he has to deal with the pair every other week, one reason being Lex is not so subtly trying to get his hands on some ectoplasmic generator schematics. The other is that Kon is helping him catch Luthor before he does.

[mrmeeps3654]

First kiss more like um uh uh uhuma what. Jokes aside, I love you @honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns

[suigenerisisadiva]

Crazy Shit Y/N Wayne Has Done

a definitive but not exhaustive list

Pairings: Batfam x Batsis!reader batsis!reader centred fic! Content: Swearing, crack yet again

1 - Dated 2 Justice League members to get access to the WatchTower files because Batman wouldn't give them to her.

(Nothing gets in her way, she ghosted them both, they still like her.)

2 - Used Bruce's name to buy shares in LexCorp

(Told Lex Luthor to "SYBAU" in a meeting via Zoom chat, had Jason's full support)

3 - Got placed in public school for a hot second, and recruited all the cheer team girlies into a gang

(Was technically a self defence class, and all their uniforms were Dior hand-crafted)

4 - Has used "I am Batman's daughter" as a threat, pick up line and an excuse.

( succeeded all three times.)

5 - Accidentally went viral by calling Klarion Bleak bad asf

(Is yet to apologise, the video amassed 22 million views, Tim chuckles everytime he thinks about it)

6 - Made a fake villain OC to catfish real villains to gain some intel

(Account is still up to this day, she flirts with it sometimes, Dick hates it)

7 - Snuck into her OWN gala, as a decoy just to see who would shit talk. (She was dripped out in a way Bruce & Damian didn't even recognise her, only Cass did)

Hope you all enjoyed this! Likes, comments, reblogs and requests are highly appreciated! Requests are open!

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Bat dividers - @sister-lucifer

Grey dividers - @cursed-carmine

Bow Divider - @dollywons

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[ottern0t]

screenshot redraw. Why does no one talk abt this shot