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dancedanceinferno · 9 months ago

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What if Frankenstein was a doomed romance. Like creating someone to love you but realizing any love you artificially create won’t last and is broken because it’s not real. What twisted love you’ve created. What do you do if that creature starts loving you? What do you do when that creature learns how to be someone outside of you? How to be more than what you created? More than your purpose?

Doomed both ways. Frankenstein desperate for love and so so toxic to any growth outside of the box he created. The so called monster growing outside the limits, learning to love more than Frankenstein but not wanting to leave. Every kind of growth there could be, killed.

What if they were lesbians.

#frankenstein #frankenstein’s monster #frankenstein’s creature #writing inspiration #writing ideas #guess I’ll have to do it myself #all this but it all devolves into #what if they were lesbians #Frankenstein but gay #doomed romance #doomed yuri #or #doomed yaoi #doomed relationship

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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neapenning · 2 months ago

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Mydei is so lucky he doesn't get golden thread service in Castrum Kremnos

#phainon gets to make a youtube thumbnail face one (1) time as a treat. yknow. before the Horrors #still feeling robbed that i pulled mydei after finishing the story and he didnt text me... my 15 jades #the only explaination is he doesnt have service #also if he had service you know all the heirs would be blowing up his notifs for fun #and phainon would take full advantage of that just to piss him off #hed start with occassional encouraging 'were making good progress. hope youre not dying too often'#and then itd devolve into a text every hour thats like 'eatnig dinner' with a pic of the amphoreous equivalent of cup ramen #also yeah. i liked the seal slammer event lmao #honkai star rail #phainon #mydei #hyacine #aglaea #hsr #neapart

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aprill-99 · 5 months ago

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Xaden: “Okay everyone, safety briefing for this weekend.”

Xaden *to Ridoc and Bodhi*: “Do not add to the population.”

Xaden *to Imogen*: “Do not subtract from the population.”

Xaden *to Rhiannon, Sawyer, and Garrick in order*: “Do not end up in the newspaper, the hospital, or in jail.”

Xaden *to Violet*: “If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.”

#incorrect quotes #incorrect fourth wing quotes #xaden riorson #bodhi durran #ridoc gamlyn #imogen cardulo #rhiannon matthias #sawyer fourth wing #garrick tavis #violet sorrengail #violet x xaden #violet and xaden #he’s doing his best #the standard used to be higher but we all know shit has devolved by now #that they put him in a leadership position is never going to be un-funny #took the charismatic son of a ‘traitor’ known to be a charismatic speaker and thought it’d be fine #Basgiath put him in charge of 1/4 their incoming force and no one thought that was going to be a problem #they told him he had to safety brief and this was the best he could do

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obibail · 6 months ago

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- Thought you could use a hand! - You're late! - Didn't want to arrive without a gift.

#dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #datv #datv spoilers #datvedit #the viper #ashur #datv ashur #daedit #**da #i have fully accepted that all i wanna do now is gif. i feel like i've devolved #he's just so..... he's so #how do you save treviso over minrathous when it deprives you of the swaggiest entrance i think i've ever seen

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annyankers · 3 months ago

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while i do enjoy spike being a bit of a loser i get really annoyed when people lean too into it because like.... this motherfucker killed two slayers almost killed 2 more, knew enough occultism to pick the best spot for dru's wellness and where to find a cure, and found the gem of amara which is some truly indiana jones level illegal archeology. the man is a menace and a simp but he is not stupid nor is he incompetent. if you let him cook he can take out a city block with a car bomb.

#train.txt #spike #the people i'm most annoyed at are all the various show writers who have ON RECORD said they nerfed him or made him stupid or w/e #to make him look less appealing or not as cool as buffy or angel or to 'educate' 00s spuf.fy fans on why he's Bad #and then because they devolve or flanderize or nerf his character on screen bc of Agendas it bleeds into the fandom and then i'M IN HELL

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joejhang · 7 months ago

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when i say i want jeremy knox to crash out i mean i want him to CRASH OUT. i want it to be debilitating. i want it to be brutal. i want him to lose it so bad people think he won't recover. i want him to lose his goddamn mind. i want everyone around him to panic and lose it too, because jeremy is always in control, always knows what he's doing, and he's finally been derailed. i want him to lose control and spiral and devolve and i want all the tentative threads holding him and his family and whatever past transgressions he has to unravel and for him to lose it so badly everyone gets worried that he won't make it out alive. i want every terrible thing in his past, big or small, to catch up with him and eat him alive. i want him to be irretrievable inconsolable unreachable i want him to be so out of it everyone is kind of like "well what the fuck do we do now" like if it's not that kind of a crash out i don't want it.

#yes it's toxic #whatever #i need to see it #i need to see jeremy lose it #nora PLEASE let jeremy crash out in tgr #it's like i know i'd start getting upset about it but i think it's kind of just something that needs to happen #even if it's just like a self-contained explosion #or implosion #as long as something has him spiralling and devolving #he's on a downhill trajectory surely this is the only way for him to go #zoe yaps #aftg #all for the game #the sunshine court #tsc #the golden raven #tgr #jeremy knox

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claraoswalds · 1 year ago

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This is a brand new science for me, and I love it. The language of luck. 'Cause what is a coincidence but a form of accident? Two things bumping together unexpectedly. Like you and me.

#dwedit #doctor who #usertennant #userteri #userveronika #miatendos #userdiana #usertreena #ruby sunday #fifteenth doctor #maestro #*#originally this was just going to be ruby + snow and then it devolved from there #memories changing... being brought into the present..... some connection to the ancient one. luck coincidences connections.#the doctor describes the legion as a 'pantheon'; a group of gods. and so far they're all personifications #the toymaker is 'a living game'; maestro is 'the essence of music itself'; henry arbinger = harbinger and acts as prelude to the gods #then 'the one who waits' is perhaps... time? death?#and 'the oldest one'... that could mean a lot of things #my first thought was that the oldest one would be death since the finale is called 'the empire of death'. alternatively: life.#but if you connect it back to ruby: luck coincidences connections. so far that's been her whole thing. so maybe something related to that #then again we're only on ep 2 of 8 so... anyway. idk what any of this means but. thinking thoughts!!!#worth noting: if the snow is a warning it starts snowing in the tardis during the scan. it reveals her genetic id/species/age #but not her nucleotide composition. whatever tf that is. and it only gets to 75% complete before it pans away. but it does finish scanning #and in canon 6+ months pass between the end of ep 1 and the beginning of ep 2 so... presumably the doctor has SEEN those results. fwiw.

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majoralynx · 1 month ago

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Welcome back to I have nothing to post so I share silly doodles!!!!! These pages started with just ravioli but I didn’t know what to fill the empty space with,, and when idk what to draw, silliness happens…. The Fledge page was drawn for mother@leaperfr0gg !!

#look at them they’re just little guys…..#who are totally not gonna steal your rupees 🥰#aren’t they cute #just look at those sweet eyes 🫶🫶#the twilight page was the origin of my Highlia(Hylia with highlighters) drawing #it’s Highlight #except he’s not high he’s just eating highlighters #well….maybe he’s a bit high…#I was streaming these drawings in the hero’s paradox discord and we were all delirious #and people kept saying things while I was drawing twi and it devolved into drawing him eating highlighters and glass #isn’t Sheerow adorable #what a lovely bird with lovely wings #and lashes #MAJORAS YAPPING TOO MUCH AGAIN AHHHHH #lu legend #lu ravio #lu twilight #lu sky #technically…#he’s there in one doodle #my art #majora’s doodles #linked universe #legend has a Minecraft bed because I didn’t know what kinda sheets to give him #epona #ravioli

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adastreia-12 · 1 year ago

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poseidon’s relationship with percy is something that is so personal to me. love so flawed and complicated, so wary and tentative. your father is here. he’s always been here. he’s not sure what to make of you but he is proud of you. you’re not sure what to make of him either. you’re sally jackson’s son, but you have your father’s eyes. you are the sea as much as he is. trust him. trust yourself. breathe. the sea does not like to be restrained.

#I’m so scared they’ll fuck up their relationship in the show but I have HIGH hopes #so far interesting things have been introduced about him which I hope will actually insert nuance to the show #what does it mean for your father to be a monster?#your mother never talked about him that way #but all are victim to the immortality of gods and the detachment it brings #how much can a profound being truly love you without making a victim out of you?#does one’s immortality inherently devalue one’s love?#this devolved into thoughts about sally and Medusa and Poseidon and poseidon’s monstrosity #but whatever #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackson

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the-great-horse-cocktail · 9 months ago

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Alternate timeline where Stanley doesn’t accidentally ruin Ford’s project but he still doesn’t get into Geek Life University bc some kid showed up with a baking soda volcano

#Happens every time I’m telling ya #gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #a tale of two stans #Y’all I just thought of smth fucked up #Remember that baby pic where ford was reaching towards the yellow triangle?#What if bill’s always been there #Cuz perpetual motion machines aren’t scientifically possible (think it’s bc entropy or smth to do w/ thermodynamics)#Ford couldn’t have made one—no one can #Either he was scamming them or (if what I said abt bill above is correct) *he* fucked w/ Ford’s machine to make it weird #Bc ford getting into a top school means he has more opportunities which means a better chance of getting the portal built #And then when Ford starts being like “screw your cipher” bill’s like “oh you think you can just *leave* me; I *made* you sixer!”#“I’m the reason you got into that fancy pants college! You honestly think you could’ve built that machine #We may be a team but I’m the mvp—always have been”#Okay I know it’s far-fetched but what is the gf fandom if not full of far-fetched theories (ain’t even a theory really more like an excuse #for angst and also bc of the fact that Ford invented Physics Breaker 5000 was slwsys a sticking point for me FOR SOME REASON)#Like I truly don’t know why that of all things bothers me #I really did just devolve into fanfic in the tags of a shitpost—oh and ig ford got into west cost in that au/version of events #shitpost

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licorishh · 4 months ago

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so uhhh happy valentine's day i suppose !!

shoves this in your face and runs away

so. uh. yyyyyeah. when i said i liked all interpretations of their dynamic equally i uh. i lied. and to be totally and completely and 100% honest with you it speaks volumes to the state of the internet that i have been legitimately afraid to say that like i've genuinely been debating and turning it over in my head and arguing with myself about it for days because i don't want people frickin' YELLING at me and telling me to off myself because i like a dadgum fictional ship but it's valentine's and my friend has been hyping up the crap outta me so i'm past the point of having a reasonable excuse to chicken out (and i know myself and if i don't do it today then i likely won't do it at all)

anyway words actually cannot express how obsessed i am with post-o66 aus in which they stay together (largely because i so completely refuse to believe they'd be willing to split up after THAT, ESPECIALLY that soon) so yeah shoutout to the softest fluffiest gut-punch-iest pair in the galaxy to whom everything bad has happened but who stay silly despite the horrors

#star wars #clone wars #star wars the clone wars #rexsoka #ahsoka tano #captain rex #clone wars ahsoka #clone wars rex #my art #crying screaming throwing up etc.#LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN WATCHING THE SIEGE OF MANDALORE FOR THE FIRST TIME CHANGES A PERSON OKAY I AM A SIMPLE GIRL #uploading both versions cause y'all seem to really like the simple gradient coloring apparently #i am such a sucker for these two it's actually kind of pathetic haha! i've been into them for years now ever since i first watched s7 #but i am only recently devolving into like. neuvia levels of unhealthily obsessed. ouegh.#i'd just like for them to have the freedom to sit in a grassy field with a nice breeze and just Exist for a little while #iiiii've actually been working on an extensive post-o66 au of my own and i reaaaaaaaaaally wanna draw some stuff related to it. hehehe #if you don't like the ship that's totally fine but please just be nice about it or don't say anything at all #i do not have the energy to deal with people screaming at me and it's also just kind of insanely offensive so #i am so scared to put this up actually whoaa haha #also unrelated but looking at the cover for the ahsoka novel... how did y'all arrive at the conclusion that her shirt is blue #that. that looks brown to me. i am relatively sure that is brown #ALTERNATIVELY COME TO THINK OF IT IF THAT IS BLUE THEN HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MORE 501ST COLORS I LIKE IT #i drew this like two weeks ago but wanted to save it for today so i could finally get out of this rut of being too nervous to say anything #ughhh.#do y'all even still like them here...? seems like a lot of the rxsk-centric blogs just disappeared in recent years for some reason #hope it wasn't antis but it would not surprise me in the slightest #PUT THIS IN THE QUEUE AND GO TO BED YOU COWARD (<- talking to myself)

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livwritesstuff · 2 years ago

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Middle-aged Steve, Eddie, Robin, and Nancy definitely have a group chat once Apple introduces it. They actually love it because it makes it way easier to stay in touch while Robin and Nancy travel.

Steve and Eddie's three daughters are usually the main topic of conversation.

As is the case one morning in October 2013:

Steve: Which one of you got my children to call froot loops gay cheerios

His text is accompanied by a video taken in their kitchen that starts with Steve, behind the camera, asking, “Wait - what did you guys want for breakfast?”. Robbie and Hazel giggle from their seats at the counter as they respond, “Gay cheerios, please,“ and “yeah, gay cheerios.”

Steve's long sigh is cut off when the video ends.

Nancy: Not me.

Steve: I know

Eddie: definitely not me

Eddie: Apple Jacks are way gayer than froot loops

Robin: ???

Robin: in what world are Apple Jacks gayer than Froot Loops?

Steve: Okay so it was Robin

Steve: Great work team

#Nancy definitely sticks to formal grammar structure even when she texts #punctuation and all #we love her #the thread devolves into ranking cereals by perceived homosexuality #fruity pebbles wins #steddie #ronance #steddie dads #liv’s steddie dads verse #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #nancy wheeler

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localicecreambiter · 1 year ago