#awful alignment charts

[randombatcharts]

Not sure if someone made one with this chart before, I didn’t think so though. Since so many people make fun of their cooking abilities I thought this would be a fun one to make. It’s not that I don’t think they can cook, they all just get distracted really easily, and leave the house burning. I May have also done similar things to this as last week I forgot I was making cookies multiple times, and almost burned the oven.

[molinaesque]

"Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures, but- by the sweat of our brows and the strength of our backs and the courage of our hearts!" (Extended from these: x, x)

[jackimer]

A young Finarfin, sanest of the Noldor (the bar is low). Poor guy, victim of youngest-sibling-forced-to-take-responsibility-bc-of-crashout-older-siblings disease.

I see him wearing a lot of pearls and coral. His crown is made of twisted silver, coral, and pearl accents.

Next Up: Neutral Good

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[imakitastrophe]

honestly think that all of them would definitely get completely lost

please stream the show in the background on low volume!!

also sign this petition :)

earlier parts are here!

[fxreflyes]

ahhhh my lovely friends we’re all gearing up to fight something I love it so much!!! I feel like I have been invited to go on a quest w you all and feel very prepared y’all all look so exceptionally badass ❤️‍🔥 (where’s that post abt going on a quest or turning evil… I think that’s us but we’re going on a quest)

thank u sm for the tags @faggylittleleatherboy @kaaaaaaarf @lynxindisguise @polaroidcats @greengrug @silkencanis @wanderingdonut 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

take this quiz and this picrew!

I think I would give my arm for a pet wolf 😭

no pressure tagging to come join on what is sure to be very amusing quest: @cosmmicdancer @shipsnsails @ethercain @sugarsnappeases @sunattacksthemoon @dieonysian @moongays @kaleidoscopexsighs @fatemy-friend @magneto-manifesto @themuseoftheviolets @thebloatedfrog @belleandsaintsebastian @hermioneswifeee @hxlda-hxlda and open tag <3333

[vilnmelling]

The Matthews-Goldstein-Lipschitz-McNeils

While I make some more alignment charts, voilà, here's my rendition of the Jon Matteson family tree!

Gary and Paul are brothers, and they have an older sister who my sister and I definitely didn't name after Jon himself. There's quite a big age difference between the siblings, with twelve years between Joan and Paul (Gary's somewhere undecided between there).

I've seen many people headcanon Gary as Richie and Trevor's dad, but I just canNOT see that man raising children. Plus, the surnames don't match up. Speaking of surnames, though, Gary changed his on his own accord, purely for his lawyer brand. "Gary Matthews" just didn't have the right ring to it.

Joan has three sons: Trevor, Richard ("Richie") and Daniel. Trevor and Richie are twins (Trevor is eleven minutes older, I don't make the rules). Paul used to be saddled with babysitting the trio, and as a result, he's very close with his nephews, even now that they don't need babysitting anymore. He's especially close with Richie. BONUS: Trevor is the reason Paul had to see Godspell at the rec center. Trev was in it, and he also thought it was awful (in a fun way).

Since Black Friday tells us two of Linda's sons aren't Gerald's, and Lauren has confirmed that Linda and Gary have had at least one affair, we put two and two together and now Gary's the biological father of Trent and Seaton. (Seaton was picked at random, and Trent being Gary's child was just obvious). Whether or not Gary knows this is up to interpretation. It's possible Linda's the only one who knows.

Wallace McNeil and Boy Jerry are brothers and the cousins of Joan, Gary and Paul. Wallace got the f*ck out of Hatchetfield the moment he had the possibility to. Girl Jeri converted Boy Jerry into such deep Christianity, but then he took it further than she ever had.

Due to Lauren confirming Linda and Gary's affair/s (whether it was a joke or not, I take that as canon now), Roman Murray and the Monroe family aren't a part of this family in any official, legitimate way (*cough* looking at you, Gary and his illegitimate children *cough*).

For reasons I hope are obvious, Wiggly isn't included either.

Now just imagine the family gatherings. Summer barbecues, where Trevor takes every opportunity to reference the Barbecue Monologues. Christmas celebrations that Boy Jerry is specifically asked not to show up to. He shows up anyway — even the time they didn't tell him at whose house they were celebrating. Birthday parties where no one has any idea what to buy the birthday person. What does Paul get Trevor the theater kid? What would Boy Jerry get Richie the anime nerd? What does anyone get Paul the Normal Man?

[punkrockvalkyrie]

While trying to explain the 'Alignment Chart'...

Y/N: So, yeah, your alignment basically represents how you address interactions and conflict.

Barbara: Oh! It's like a moral compass then?

Y/N: I never thought about it like that, but you're absolutely right Barbara!

Adam: You're brilliant Honey! *pecks Barbara on the cheek*

Barbara: Thanks guys

Lydia: Right, so what does being Chaotic Good mean exactly?

Y/N: Good question Lyds. The characters I play tend to fall under Chaotic Good. What it means is that you, or your character, believe in doing what they think is right, no matter what the rules say.

Lydia: Gotcha. That sounds fun. And by that logic, Chaotic Evil would be something along the lines of... *subtly points to Beetlejuice messing with Y/N's miniatures*

Y/N: *snorts* Actually Lyds, that is an example of the newest alignment: Chaotic Dumbass

Lydia: *laughing* Well, you're not wrong!

BJ: *Looks up with a NPC mini up his nose* What's up?

Y/N, Barbara, Lydia, Adam: *various noises of disgust*

Y/N: *grossed out* Aw, c'mon man! First my dice, now my minis? Why?!

BJ: I was bored! It's not my fault your toys can fit up my nose

Barbara, Y/N, Adam, Lydia: *facepalm*

Adam: I'll get the Kleenex and tweezers.

Y/N & Barbara: Don't forget the Clorox!

[patopq]

Hey so this is my list of Molly character traits i gathered through talks and various sources

Thought it could help anyone figuring out how to write molly, if you even care? Take this however you want, ill just leave this here

These are factual shit taliesin or others said about him, my personal opinions or notes are between the [ ] thingies

(in case someone wants the source of X thing, just ask me)

• contrary to percy de rolo (who is trying to find his place in the world) molly ALREADY found his place in the world, the world has to contourt around him and he's not changing anything about himself, fuck all

• he has a clear, strong moral code that he follows strictly, even if his actions seem random. [and thats why i dont consider him "chaotic" in the alignment chart, even if he SEEMS chaotic]

• talking about alignment, he also doesnt have any, he def doesnt fit into the "lawful" category, but also "neutral" doesnt sound like him, which makes sense because taliesin based molly (among other things) around the idea of a character NOT being able to fit into the alignment chart, as if if he ever picked a weapon that only worked for people of certain alignment, the weapon would never work with him. Everything explodes [this is all mentioned in the m9 wrap up, regarding mollys creation]

• molly doesnt want to be lonely / is lowk afraid of being so. He doesnt know what its like to be alone because he literally has no memory of ever being so; he has always been in company. And so he's NOT eager to find out.

• he likes complex group dynamics because he's used to them, so being with the nein feels comfortable. (Taliesin said, he literally just went from shifty group to another shifty-unhealthy-group) Still, he knows theres some shit they have to work out in terms of "you fuck everybody over, but THIS group of people you dont fuck with"

• to the previous point, molly is very serious about the little group he has, be it the circus or the nein, you DONT fuck this people over, you may start a war with the dynasty, but THIS group you dont fuck with, and i believe molly has explicitly said this himself (i think around ep12. not the dynasty part though, he doesnt know what a kingdom is in the first place)

• hes damn functionally illiterate, dont care about books, and hes not that bright [*looks at that 10 int*]

• hes a classisist (no explanation needed. I also am not going to rewatch 26 episodes rn to psychoanalyse this part of him. Give me 2 years)

• he doesnt care about anybody's backstory, he doesnt have one, "doesnt see the point in the mess" he will wait until you ACTUALLY do something fucked up and then we'll see [taliesin said that he doesnt think thats a good way of thinking,, but well. NEVER think that their dnd characters are right, ever]

• he didnt learn any name of any Town he went to "because WHY. BOTHER." [This is very conected to the whole illiterate deal, he really doesn't know anything about the world and doesnt care (take for example this moment)]

• he's his own moral compass. He's the center of his own moral reality. He's a deep believer of "I am smart enough to not do anything wrong UNLESS its entirely by accident. So anything i do on purpose cant possibly be wrong because i'm never a wrong person" [yes, thats fucked up LMAO, & im quoting this from taliesin]

• he has a "experience everything" mentality because of the fact that he lost an unknown number of years of his life, and suspects that his past will eventually come and bite his ass and.. he probably wont survive it. so he doesnt think he will be here for long

• theres a definite fear of mortality (?said taliesin) [which is weird since i thought he didnt care? aw man, now his death is even sadder -> this was written when i wasnt over molly's death, okay?]

• he thinks all tm9 is attractive "this is a very shaggable group" [-said taliesin in a panel-]

• he was a BAD roommate. Take this however you want, but for example, he would be casually naked, [at least often enough for taliesin to say this]

• he takes advantage in people making assumptions about him and hes comfortable with it

meaning, if you're a weirdo who enters a room, the way people react about you, tells YOU all you need to know about THEM

[In case its not clear, skip this if it is: if when people see you the first thing they do is side-eye you and make assumptions about you, then you easily learn you dont even need to engage with them, "why talk with someone who makes assumptions abt ppl like that? They've got problems"]

There are more things, if i didnt add them, i probably just didnt even think about adding because i thought of them as obvious, or i actually missed it.

[honeyhotteoks]

Okay I'm 5'7 too so thank you for your detailed description of the members and I'm not surprised but kinda am at the same time about their appearance??

Low-key love seeing all the live content but also feel left out as an Aussie atiny BUT I'm seeing skz in October so I'm excited for that!!

Speaking of their appearance, the members of skz are a lot more muscular in person than how they look.

I was expecting them to be skinny and boney but they all look incredibly strong and fit-even Han and Felix-

Han actually looks slightly more buff and muscly then Felix which surprised me and Lee Know is just as defined and muscular as Changbin which no one talks about.

Anyway- yunho brain rot.

I was listening to the audiobook of haunting Adeline because I finally caved in from the TikTok influence and my friend telling me how sexy the novel is.

Idk if it's because I'm going to therapy or I'm too old but I thought it was over-hyped-

I did love how the author described the themes of fear and stalking because when I did get tense when she'd leave the room, come back and there would be a 🌹 on the counter.

BUT I did get delulu and I was reading some scenes where zade is just consumed with Adeline and I was gasping 'like omg yunho could be like this' because his natal chart indicates if he was psychotic and unhealed enough- could delve into stalking territory.

And yes okay- this shit is toxic and scary and awful in real life BUT LET ME FANTASISE FOR A SECOND!

What if yunho was that borderline toxic boyfriend that just CANT leave you alone??

Watches you from afar, sends you messages all day-

Somnophilia thought here-

You don't live with yunho but have given him a key and go to bed with no panties on b/c it's a common occurrence he'll drive over in the middle of the night b/c it's been too long since he's felt you under him and he has to ravish you.

You wake up to his tongue on you clit as he moans and breathes your scent in which eventually leads to you making love with him as he virtually suffocates you with his body and words?

You're mine, you're not leaving me, I'm destined to be with you, on top of you, inside you, I can't breathe w/o you.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!

MY FRIEND THE WAY YOU ALWAYS SERVE UP THE GREATEST IMAGERY OF ALL TIME TO RUIN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first of all........ love that you're seeing skz!!! i'm hoping if and when they announce tour dates for north america next year there's a chance for me to see them

as far as your yunho brainrot goes................. IM DIZZY. i love your natal chart content, and i've been so obsessed with the idea of yunho being like perfect boyfriend great guy................but................there's that part of him that just can't help being possessive and having this sense of ownership over his partner.

i was just actually reading a fic for another fandom along the lines of what you're describing and i was like YUNHO YUNHO YUNHO the whole time. i might write my own version but......... brainrot under the cut

so i think there's two yunho possibilities that i love within this like possessive/stalker/dubcon realm, and one is straight up like suuuuuper healthy relationship but they play with CNC in intense ways and do full on like roleplay OR my current favorite brainrot which aligns with your idea and the fic i was just reading which is like...... desperately obsessed desperately in love fully fixated on reader not leaving him because he just has to consume her fully at all times.

he and reader have been dating for a while and he's honestly the 10/10 perfect boyfriend (she thinks) only.... she knows he gets a little funny about certain things. when other guys talk to her he just has to have his hands on her, and when he worries about her he really worries, almost too much. he gets jealous about the funniest little things, and he's always nervous about change, he just doesn't want anything to burst their little bubble so much so that he's controlling the situation a little too much. but.... she also loves him, and he hasn't really stepped over the line of toxic.......... until she catches him stealing a pair of her panties and realizes his phone is full of pictures of her.

and it starts off like an argument, until he starts to confess his real fantasies. and he knows it might be too much, but she makes him so insane it's like he can't help himself. and the longer he talks about all of those fantasies, confessing how fucked he knows it is and how she really could do better, she just keeps getting more and more turned on. and it's shocking to her too, but she really fucking likes it. she's never had someone take care of her, really and truly take care of everything and just let her exist without having to make all the decisions or take control, and he's just offering it all to her on a platter she just has to let him take it.

and so while he thinks revealing his desires is about to break them up, and he's losing his fucking mind about it, she's ready to double down hard on the relationship and on what they do behind closed doors. so she shocks him when she not only agrees for more but asks for more.

and so that's when she gives him the key, that's when she tells him that he's allowed to come in whenever he wants. to touch her whenever he wants. she wants it all, but all she asks in exchange is that he stops hiding his desires from her, because that's what was driving the wedge between them. he's patient about using the new found control though, because he doesn't know what that will do for their relationship and she doesn't necessarily know what she's allowing him to do..... he can't smother her ALL at once.

but that changes when she falls asleep one night before texting him goodnight, she's been stressed and worn thin and he's not had the opportunity to see her let alone take care of her..... and he's feeling a little neglected too. and he waits a couple of hours for a response, but finally he decides it's time to use the key. so he drives over, slips in quietly, and finds her sound asleep, phone still clutched in her fingers and a video looping on repeat.

he's hard in a second, desperate in a second, and he has to do something about it. so he starts off slow, peeing off her clothes and gently teasing her nipples, getting a blush in her cheeks and making her perfectly hot and receptive to his tongue teasing her sweet clit.

she’s been so tired lately that she’s well and truly out, and she doesn’t really wake up until he’s teasing her wet cunt with his cock, not quite fucking her yet but everything in between. and when she wakes it’s mid-orgasm and desperate for more, and she's aware that something feels different but she just woke up and she's caught between realizing yunho is actually here and pushing himself inside her and thinking it might be a dream.

but he's whispering to her, clutching her close and begging her to just let him have this.... and of course she will, she agreed, but as she comes more and more into consciousness the feeling of him and his words start to make sense. he’s not wearing a condom for the first time ever, and that's not something they've ever agreed on going without before. she's just trying to figure out what is going on but he's fucking into her harder and deeper than before, with a whimpering need on his lips that makes her body curl up in pleasure and she knows she should stop him but truthfully she doesn't want to.

and while she clings to him, yunho's delirious. the feeling of having her completely, of knowing he's the only person who's ever been inside her fully with nothing between them, of knowing that the risk might be worth it. his mind starts to spin until he's a babbling mess, telling her he's going to leave a piece of himself behind for her, make them whole, make sure she can never ever leave.

and even though she knows it's a terrible idea, a decision only made in the middle of sex because it feels good, she finds herself clutching him closer, goading him on. no one has ever wanted her quite like he does and it makes her want to throw everything she's ever cared about right out the window if it means he'll look at her like this forever.

ANYWAYS now i have to write full lowkey toxic possessive yunho with a reader who is down to be fully consumed by him like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ghostingkai]

Not me crying over the Q&A section of the guidebook— the stuff below is absolutely not everything, just the parts I enjoyed the most.

-Oh my god, there is an alignment chart for a bunch of the characters showing “Popular VS Unpopular, Receives lots of valentines VS Doesn’t receive many valentines”. Iori and MIkuni are the two most popular characters (with Lily in close third) but Mikuni is slightly more popular than Iori. Iori, however, receives more valentine gifts than Mikuni (but they are both extremely popular. That’s that trust fund money at work, baby.) Touma is very popular, but doesn’t seem to get many valentines lol

Other alignment charts:

-Housework skills and frequency of chores performed (Mahiru wins at this chart obviously lol. Yumi is second place after Mahiru.) Iori is apparently awful at house work and doesn’t do it often, I’m assuming he has a cleaning person. Touma is amazing at house work, but doesn’t do it much. Tsurugi does tons of house work… but is apparently terrible at it lmao.

-Muscle capability/strength and weight. Hugh and Misono are the lightest and “softest” fighters lol, while Tsurugi is very light but incredibly muscular/strong. Ildio is the heaviest/strongest fighter. Iori is fairly “light” and not very strong, and Touma is stronger/heavier than him by a fair bit. I’ve always wondered about that, so I’m happy to have this chart.

-A chart showing “high energy when drunk” versus “falls asleep” and also alcohol tolerance level lmao. So Nico is the one who gets the most smashed when drunk, but his alcohol tolerance is very high. Touma comes in second place, with Gear and Otogiri in third/fourth. Yumi has the lowest tolerance, but gets incredibly energetic when drunk. Mikuni has high tolerance, but gets really sleepy when he’s drunk. Iori has poor alcohol tolerance levels, but he gets sleepy when he’s drunk instead of wired. And I love that for him… I love that for myself 😭

That’s all for alignment charts!

-Tanaka confirms Iori receives the most valentines gifts, but pretty much all of them are obligatory. That makes me sad ;u;

-Iori plays the violin. Which is not shocking in any way, but it’s nice to have confirmation c:

-Mikuni and Tsurugi apparently have the most horrendous handwriting skills out of everyone by a long shot lol

-Mahiru dreamed of becoming a teacher when he first entered high school ;u;

-Mahiru was 7 years old when his mom died.

-Iori was the one Tooru was talking to on the phone when he and Mahiru met Tsubaki at the sushi restaurant. He was also the one on the phone with Tooru when he was bragging about Mahiru during that one flashback. Which isn’t really relevant to anything except I love how Tooru openly discussed Mahiru with Iori and Iori was just like, ah yes… Touma’s son… I mean, Tooru’s adorable nephew.

-Tanaka confirms Misono continues to grow taller as he becomes an adult lmao

-Misono was 9 when he made his contract with Lily.

-Tanaka talks about how Mikado loves Mikuni, but it doesn’t always seem that way because he was also afraid of how smart Mikuni is

-Mikado knew Mikuni had gone to C3 after running away, and specifically asked them to protect him. Mikuni was in C3 for about three years.

-Tsurugi was affected by “My Fair Lady” because even though he had only killed vampires up to that point, he carried the guilt of having killed someone. Mikuni looked shocked when Tsurugi began to choke because he didn’t think Tsurugi had actually killed anyone until then.

-Mikuni left C3 just before he turned 20, and opened his shop a year later.

-Mikuni and Tsurugi specifically don’t like being addressed by their family names, because… well, you can imagine lol. So they prefer to be called by their first names.

-Mikuni opened a shop because he wanted a place to store all of the magic items he had collected over his travels. He also wanted to put up a false smile in front of C3 to put them at ease about what he was getting up to.

-Mikuni was seven when he proposed to Hokaze 😭

-Mikuni loved Misono a lot and would stop to play with him whenever he wanted 😭 😭 STOP

-Oh my god, Mikuni would force Jeje to perform difficult jobs in order for them to get enough money to travel abroad, where they would then sell magic items to other magicians around the world. He’s such a prick, I love him so much.

-Apparently, Johan showed up one day in Mikuni’s shop and just started doing whatever he wanted and that’s how they met. Lmaooo.

-Jeje receives blood from Mikuni sometimes, but only after Mikuni himself has put it into a container.

-Tetsu’s other sister is a shogi player and her name is Kaoru (Oh, sure, SHE gets a name 😤 )

-Apparently Licht introduced Lawless to his parents as “the demon I purified” and his parents are just happy he’s found a friend ;u;

-Freya feels she gets along best with Lawless. Lawless apparently disagrees.

-Tanaka gives a scale of “mental degradation due to magic abuse” stages.

Stage 1: You can hear people but can’t make out what they’re saying.

Stage 2: You start to hallucinate faceless people.

Stage 3: More hallucinations and memory confusion.

Stage 4: Retirement

She also notes that during stages 1-3, a magician can recover over time if they don’t use their magic. I’m assuming stage 4 this isn’t possible, and I’m pretty sure that’s what stage Iori is at now, since he even mentions retiring in the final chapter. But that’s not explicitly stated.

-Tsurugi’s mom hid the fact she had a child. She left Tsurugi behind after she found another man and ran off with him.

-MIKUNI, APPARENTLY, DOES NOT PROTEST THE SIGHT OF TSURUGI. He is fine with how Tsurugi looks. It’s only when Tsurugi is speaking that Mikuni wants to fling himself into the dark void.

-Someone asked how Akira and Touma got close, but Tanaka only says to leave it up to everyone’s imagination

-Confirmation that Touma had feelings for Akira, and wasn’t the kind of person who would date someone for the sole purpose of hurting someone else (like Tooru.)

-Touma’s scarf is a magic item that makes his invisibility magic stronger apparently

-Touma was angry that Iori saved his life and he owed a debt to someone he deemed the worst type of person. But while he was crashing at Iori’s apartment, he was free to use anything he wanted apparently. Don’t know if that’s info I needed, but I’m happy to have it now.

-When Gear and Touma were staring at each other in that one popularity poll page, Touma was apparently thinking “So this is the werewolf Tsurugi is related to…” While Gear is thinking, “So this is Tsurugi’s brother… that makes him my grandson, too.” PLEASE. GEAR, TRY CALLING TOUMA YOUR GRANDSON. I would die to see that played out lmao.

-Confirmation that when Touma said, “I’ll drag him down!” In that one flashback, he WAS talking about Iori. I knew he was, but it’s nice to have the cold hard proof lol.

-Touma took on Tsurugi’s debts, and Tsurugi pays him back.

-Touma became the vice president at 33. At 33?!?! Holy frick I didn’t realize his promotion from the combat team happened so recently compared to the series timeline. That’s wild. Iori took fifteen years to convince his mother Touma was right for the position (/jk on that last sentence)

-Yumi quit the archery team in high school because he felt he was following the path forced on him by his parents and older brother.

-Miyako and Kei met during a flight. Miyako was really worn down, and Kei’s kindness touched her heart and she quickly fell in love, so from that moment on, she pursued Kei with a lot of passion. I can’t believe we actually got an answer to that question 😭

-Miyako knew about Iori’s real plan the entire time. Which was pretty obvious, but confirmation is still nice.

-All of the Tsukimitsu kids cross dress when they’re drunk 😭 😭 But Iori is careful not to get blackout drunk in front of other people. Bless you for this little nugget of sustainment.

-A C3 agent who moved overseas couldn’t take their hamsters with them, which was how Iori ended up with them, and he just decided to keep them.

-Iori suspected Mikuni could be working alongside Tsubaki when he met him in the control room, but he didn’t know for sure yet.

-Shirayuki met her husband through an arranged marriage and he joined her family. He left C3 early on so he could better support Shirayuki’s schedule. So that pretty much confirms he was a househusband, yes? I think so 😌 (BUT HE WASN’T GIVEN A NAME, AAAAAAAAA—)

-Mikuni didn’t go to college. Shuhei did, and Touma went to college with Iori and Tooru. I love knowing that. I am so happy to know that ;u;

-Iori met Tooru in their third year of elementary school and they became friends after Tooru spoke to him. Tooru would try to talk to Touma in middle school, but Touma ignored him. Iori used to avoid Touma because he knew about Touma’s home life, but after seeing how much Tooru wanted to be friends with him and how hostile Touma was to them, he started becoming interested in him. (Bless Iori for being brave enough to admit his crush started when Touma was the first person to tell him to fuck off.)

-The three of them became friends because Touma was already on the combat team at 15, and when they joined C3 at 17, they wanted to get on the combat team as well. So they all ended up connecting in that manner.

-Working at C3 while a student was easy thanks to flexible scheduling, so the three of them were able to work at C3 and attend university at the same time.

-Iori and Tooru would compete in cross dressing competitions in high school, just like Yumi and Tsurugi 😭 bless

-They don’t typically drink so much that they get drunk. They know the party is over once Iori starts getting sleepy ;u; because he has low tolerance… adorable.

-Tooru likes simple soy sauce ramen, Touma likes tonkotsu, and Iori likes shio ramen.

-Iori, Miyako, and Yumi are all really good at singing ;w; Thank you, that’s good to know.

-In addition to Gear and Yotarou completing odd jobs, Yotarou has an online store where he sells magic clothes and items that he makes.

-Gear rescued a woman (one of Tsurugi’s ancestors) he had become friends with by using his powers to help heal her/bring her back to life. He was afraid what people would do to her/them if they found out about it, so he ran off before the woman woke up and found out what had happened. It sounds possible she had no idea she had been given werewolf genes in order to survive.

[randombatcharts]

Sorry for the wait. I have been very busy, but it will be much better soon! I recently went to the fossil and gem show in Denver which is really cool, and I got some ammonites.

[daddy-dins-girl]

CAN YOU DO A PEDRO BOYS IDEAL FIRST DATE

Ok well I don't have an alignment chart for this one, but I can provide some headcanons!

And apologies, I didn't get ALL the boys in here, but I got a lot. Feel free to reblog with HC's of any of the boys I missed.

Hope this is somewhat what you had in mind!

PS: My ask box is always open.

Headcanons under the cut!

Joel Miller - Joel takes you to a bar. It’s a little divey, but not without its charm. There’s live music and all the furniture is made of rich mahogany that gleams even under the low lighting. Joel looks amazing, foregoing his usual flannel for a black button-down shirt that’s tucked into dark jeans and a brown leather belt. Once you’ve gotten your drinks from the bar he takes you to a round booth and slides in right next to you, slinging his arm over the back of the bench and over your shoulders so that there’s no question to anyone else in the establishment who exactly you came here with (and who you’re leaving with). The table he picked is close to the stage so that every time you want to talk to each other you need to lean in real close just to hear what the other is saying. You think he did that on purpose, and you think you like Joel. scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️

Marcus Pike - Marcus has planned everything ahead of time. He has a reservation for a restaurant he knows you’d love, based on just the few short conversations you’d had previous to setting up this date. After your meal you take a romantic walk along the pier at his suggestion and you wonder why Marcus keeps checking his watch every few minutes until suddenly fireworks start bursting high in the sky above your heads and you realize he wanted to time your walk perfectly so that you wouldn’t miss the scheduled show. He’s literally so adorable you could melt. You pretend to be cold as you watch the colorful display in the sky so that he’ll maybe put his arm around you. He does, but not until after shrugging out of his suit jacket and laying it across your shoulders first. You have a second date on the books before the first one even ends. scorcher score:🌶️

Dave York - You’re certain it’s no coincidence that Dave picked a restaurant that happened to be inside of a fancy hotel. And to his credit, you’re at the concierge desk before dessert has even been served, pawing all over each other while he hands the clerk his AMEX card and reminds them you do not wish to be disturbed this evening.  scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Jack Daniels - Jack takes you to the rodeo. You’ve never been before so it’s actually really fun and exciting as he explains all the events to you and you look around in wonder at everything happening around you. Jack failed to mention, however, that he’s in the fucking rodeo. You don’t mind though because the whole bucking bronco thing? Kinda hot…  Later you make sure to tell him that, and to leave the hat on. scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Max Phillips - Max called it a “date” when he’d invited you. You (and literally everyone else including Webster’s Dictionary) would actually refer to what he’s brought you to as an orgy but… tomato/tomahto.  Max Phillips is an absolute menace, but you knew that already. scorcher score:🚨 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ 🚨

Javi Gutierrez - He takes you to the movies, of course. You half expect him to have rented out the entire theater for just the two of you, but once the movie starts playing you watch in awe of how into it he gets, eyes lighting up like a kid at Christmas. And it's not just the movie, but the joy he seems to get from sharing the experience with the hundred or so people around you. It’s sweet. He’s sweet.  scorcher score: 🌶️

Frankie Morales - He picks you up from your place and drives for a good hour up the coast line until he stops finally for what he tells you is the absolute best taco truck you’ll ever experience (and turns out, he’s not wrong). After dinner and an ice cream cone from another nearby food truck he holds your shoes (and your hand) as you take a walk down the beach on warm sand while soft summer waves lap at your feet. You absolutely let him get to 3rd base in the cab of his truck before he drops you off. scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️

Javier Peña - It’s not exactly a date, but you do get a text to your phone at 2am. “U up?” scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Maxwell Lord - Maxwell wants to show you off. He takes you to a swanky party that is crawling with Washington’s social elites. Politicians, Diplomats and business men and women make up a majority of the guest list and he’s eager to have you on his arm when he makes introductions. The party is a little stuffy, a little boring, so when the entertainment portion of the evening begins and everyone is distracted, you and Maxwell happily sneak off to the back of the coat check room for your own private party instead. Maxwell turns out to be a little spicier than you originally gave him credit for.  scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️

Oberyn Martell - see “Max Phillips”. scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Marcus Moreno - Marcus takes you to a carnival that happens to be in town for the weekend. You shove cotton candy in each other’s faces like complete dorks in love, share your first kiss at the top of the ferris wheel, walk the fairgrounds eating snow cones, and before the night is over Marcus wins you a teddy bear with a red ribbon around its neck that is literally so huge you can barely get it through your front door later that night when he drops you off.  scorcher score:🌶️🌶️

Dieter Bravo - very similar to Javier Peña, except the text he sends is all in emojis... “🍆 💦 🍑 ❓🥺” scorcher score:🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Choose your first date! It's a tough one but... gun to my head, I think I'm going with Frankie.

[jackimer]

Silm Alignment Chart: Chaotic Good

Disturber of the Peace

Faster turnaround on this one but someone suggested Gandalf and I was hit on the head by divine inspiration. He's got a simpler outfit but I added star and teardrop patterns embroidery to represent Varda and Nienna.

Next Up: Lawful Neutral! comment suggestions below!

[dreamypisces888]

The Conjunction of Jupiter and Uranus - A 14-Year Cycle!!!

On April 20-21st, 2024, we are about to witness a highly significant transit - one that may be the most important of the year, and quite possibly, of the entire decade. During this time, Jupiter will align with Uranus at 21° Taurus.

For some of us, something tangible and concrete may occur on the day of the conjunction or within the following weeks. This is especially true if you have planets or angles around 21° Taurus. However, for most of us, the impact of the transit may not be immediately apparent.

Why is the Jupiter conjunct Uranus transit so momentous? Well, it involves two outer planets. Unlike the personal planets such as Mercury or Venus, outer planets move at a much slower pace, which means their conjunctions occur very infrequently. When they do converge - as they are doing now - they inevitably bring about substantial shifts.

Jupiter and Uranus come together in a conjunction every 14 years, but in different signs of the zodiac each time. The last Jupiter-Uranus conjunction took place in 2010-2011.

For my chart they will conjuct on my 2nd House and I am really hoping to get a new job that pays way better that my current one ! I am not delusional because 2 days ago I had the first job interview so I feel that this change in my career and my finance is coming after landing awful and abusive CEOs ! I hope this will break that cycle !

Tell me in the comments in which house do you have this conjunction and how this will affect your lives?

[theink-stainedfolk]

New WIP!!!

The Erudite Fracture

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In the Library of Exile, a liminal realm where thought bends reality, the greatest minds of history are stolen from death’s grasp to play an eternal game of ideas. Here, logic conjures storms, metaphors shatter walls, and paradoxes bleed into the air. But something is wrong. A Fracture—a rip in the fabric of reason—is unraveling the Library, turning books into prophecies and scholars into ghosts. To solve its mystery, or be consumed by it, seven thinkers must wield their philosophies as weapons in a battle where truth is both salvation and doom.

Anaxagoras the Luminary, a star-obsessed seer, maps the Fracture’s chaos with jars of whispering mind-stuff, but his cryptic visions hint at a truth too vast to grasp. Empedocles the Pyromancer, draped in volcanic robes, burns with Love and Strife, convinced he can conquer the Fracture as he claims to have conquered death. Democritus the Laughing Blade wields an atom-forged dagger that cuts through lies, his manic laughter hiding a dangerous secret. Leucippus the Vanished, unseen but ever-present, reshapes reality with midnight marginalia, their words a riddle no one can solve. Chanakya the Strategist schemes from a shadow archive, manipulating truths with poison-tipped philosophies, but even he can’t outwit the Fracture’s spread. Hypatia, the Ghost of Alexandria, writes backwards on mirrors, her spectral wisdom haunted by rumors of escaping the Fracture once before. And Averroes, the Mirror-Split, torn between reason and mysticism, decodes secrets that threaten to unravel them all.

As the Library warps—corridors looping, stars vanishing, ideas turning feral—these seven must unite or betray each other to uncover the Fracture’s source. Is it a cosmic flaw, a sentient rebellion, or a mirror of their own suppressed doubts? In a world where knowledge is power, poison, and punishment, every answer risks shattering their minds.

(For the gals, gays, and theys who crave truth and wield it like a blade, The Erudite Fracture is a labyrinth of mystery, philosophy, and unhinged academia where the only way out is to question everything—even themselves.)

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Character Introduction

ANAXAGORAS the LUMINARY

Age: Appears 50, timelessly wise

Birthday: Unknown (aligned with cosmic cycles, perhaps spring equinox)

Zodiac Sign: Pisces (intuitive, cosmic, enigmatic)

Ethnicity: Inspired by ancient Greek Ionian culture

Height: 5’11”

Build: Lean, almost ethereal, as if stretched by starlight

Eyes: Swirling nebulae, glowing faintly with cosmic light

Hair: Long, silver streaked with cosmic black, flowing like a solar wind

Skin Tone: Pale, with a faint shimmer like moonlight on water

Dominant Hand: Ambidextrous, as if guided by the stars

Style: Midnight-blue robes embroidered with shifting constellations, a silver circlet etched with celestial sigils, and a satchel of glowing mind-stuff jars.

Moodboard: Star charts, indigo skies, shattered glass, glowing ink, ancient scrolls, silver threads.

Appearance:

Anaxagoras moves like a comet—deliberate, untouchable, trailing faint starlight. His robes shimmer with constellations that no longer exist, and his nebulae eyes seem to see beyond the Library’s walls. A pendant shaped like a cracked star hangs at his chest, pulsing with his thoughts. His presence feels like standing under an infinite sky, both awe-inspiring and unsettling.

Past:

In ancient Greece, Anaxagoras was exiled for daring to claim the stars were not gods but fiery stones. Moments before his death, staring at a sky that refused to answer, he was pulled into the Library. His obsession with cosmic order became his weapon, but his isolation left him haunted by questions he couldn’t voice.

Personality & Traits:

✔ Visionary: Sees patterns where others see chaos.

✔ Cryptic: Speaks in metaphors that unravel minds.

✔ Detached: Emotionally distant, tied to the cosmos over people.

✔ Curious: Driven to understand the Fracture’s cosmic roots.

✔ Resilient: Unfazed by the Library’s shifting realities.

✔ Introspective: Constantly questions his own truths.

✔ Aloof: Keeps others at arm’s length, fearing intimacy.

Hobbies:

Mapping non-existent constellations.

Collecting fragments of “mind-stuff” from the Library’s edges.

Writing celestial poetry that rewrites itself.

Meditating in starless voids.

Quirks:

Hums cosmic frequencies absentmindedly.

Never looks directly at anyone, only upward.

His jars rattle when he’s near a lie.

Leaves star-shaped sigils in his wake.

Likes & Dislikes:

✅ Likes:

Silence of empty skies.

The smell of ancient parchment.

Paradoxes that defy logic.

Hypatia’s clarity.

Solitude in the Observatory of Absence.

The hum of the Axiomatic Sea.

❌ Dislikes:

Chanakya’s manipulations.

Emotional outbursts (like Empedocles’s).

Closed rooms without windows.

Linear arguments.

The Fracture’s refusal to align.

Earthbound concerns.

Favorite Food:

Star-dust infused ambrosia (metaphorical, not literal).

Bitter herbs steeped in moonlight.

Bread baked with cosmic ash.

A Line That Defines Them:

“The stars are gone, but their absence speaks louder than light.”

~☆~

EMPEDOCLES the PYROMANCER

Age: Appears 35, vibrant and ageless

Birthday: Summer solstice (for his fiery nature)

Zodiac Sign: Leo (bold, passionate, dramatic)

Ethnicity: Inspired by ancient Sicilian Greek culture

Height: 6’0”

Build: Muscular, radiating heat like a furnace

Eyes: Molten amber, flickering like flames

Hair: Wild, dark red, streaked with ash, always slightly singed

Skin Tone: Sun-scorched bronze, warm to the touch

Dominant Hand: Right, with a fiery grip

Style: Volcanic-ash robes in crimson and black, adorned with obsidian beads that smoke faintly. A cloak that billows like flames trails behind him.

Moodboard: Lava flows, smoldering embers, red velvet, cracked marble, alchemical symbols, burning manuscripts.

Appearance:

Empedocles is a walking inferno, his robes trailing ash and heat. His amber eyes blaze with passion, and his wild hair seems to ignite in anger. He moves with theatrical flair, every gesture a performance of Love or Strife. A pendant shaped like a burning heart swings at his chest, pulsing with his emotions.

Past:

In ancient Sicily, Empedocles was a poet-priest who claimed divinity, leaping into a volcano to prove his immortality. Moments before the flames took him, the Library claimed him instead. His belief in Love and Strife became his alchemy, but his arrogance hides a fear of being forgotten.

Personality & Traits:

✔ Passionate: Lives for emotional extremes.

✔ Charismatic: Draws others with his fiery presence.

✔ Arrogant: Believes he’s above death and doubt.

✔ Volatile: Swings between love and rage.

✔ Romantic: Sees beauty in chaos.

✔ Reckless: Acts before thinking, trusting his instincts.

✔ Loyal: Fiercely protective of allies, like Hypatia.

Hobbies:

Conjuring elemental flames to sculpt ideas.

Writing love poems that burn when read.

Debating with theatrical flair.

Exploring the Library’s molten core.

Quirks:

Lights candles by snapping his fingers.

Leaves scorch marks on everything he touches.

Laughs during tense moments.

Calls everyone “my spark” or “my ember.”

Likes & Dislikes:

✅ Likes:

The heat of debate.

Volcanic landscapes in the Library.

Hypatia’s spectral calm.

The thrill of danger.

Dramatic gestures.

The smell of burning parchment.

❌ Dislikes:

Chanakya’s cold schemes.

Democritus’s cynicism.

Cold, sterile rooms.

Silence without passion.

The Fracture’s indifference.

Being ignored.

Favorite Food:

Spiced wine that burns the throat.

Charred figs drizzled with honey.

Bread baked over open flames.

A Line That Defines Them:

“Love builds, Strife destroys, and I am both.”

~◇~

DEMOCRITUS the LAUGHING BLADE

Age: Appears 40, weathered by cynicism

Birthday: Autumn equinox (for balance and decay)

Zodiac Sign: Libra (seeking balance, but skewed by despair)

Ethnicity: Inspired by ancient Thracian Greek culture

Height: 5’9”

Build: Wiry, taut like a drawn bow

Eyes: Gray, sharp as steel, always darting

Hair: Short, black, disheveled, streaked with silver

Skin Tone: Sallow, as if drained by laughter

Dominant Hand: Left, wielding his atom-blade

Style: Tattered gray cloak over a tunic of woven iron threads, with an atom-shaped pendant that hums faintly. His dagger glows with a cold, cutting light.

Moodboard: Rusty blades, stormy skies, cracked stone, ink splatters, grim smiles, broken clocks.

Appearance:

Democritus moves like a predator, his gray eyes slicing through pretenses. His cloak is frayed, marked with atomic sigils that pulse when he’s near a lie. His laughter is sharp, almost a weapon, and his atom-blade hums with the promise of truth—or destruction.

Past:

In ancient Greece, Democritus wandered, preaching the world was made of atoms and void. Mocked as the “laughing philosopher,” he was pulled into the Library moments before despair claimed him. His blade, forged from his atomic theory, cuts through illusion, but his laughter hides a deeper wound.

Personality & Traits:

✔ Cynical: Sees through everyone’s motives.

✔ Witty: His humor cuts as sharply as his blade.

✔ Secretive: Knows more than he shares.

✔ Resilient: Laughs to keep despair at bay.

✔ Perceptive: Spots lies before they’re spoken.

✔ Restless: Always moving, never at peace.

✔ Loyal: Reluctantly devoted to Hypatia.

Hobbies:

Sharpening his atom-blade with paradox stones.

Writing satirical aphorisms in the margins.

Observing others to catch their lies.

Exploring the Library’s void shelves.

Quirks:

Laughs louder when nervous.

Twirls his blade absentmindedly.

Avoids mirrors, fearing what he’ll see.

Whistles a tune that unravels thoughts.

Likes & Dislikes:

✅ Likes:

Exposing hypocrisy.

Hypatia’s clarity.

The sound of breaking illusions.

Dark, empty corridors.

Sharp debates.

The smell of ozone after a reality shift.

❌ Dislikes:

Chanakya’s secrecy.

Empedocles’s drama.

Blind faith.

The Fracture’s ambiguity.

Emotional vulnerability.

Being questioned.

Favorite Food:

Bitter olives soaked in brine.

Black bread with a metallic tang.

Sour wine that stings.

A Line That Defines Them:

“I laugh because the void is all that’s true.”

~♡~

LEUCIPPUS the VANISHED

Age: Appears ageless, formless

Birthday: Unknown (tied to midnight’s mystery)

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio (elusive, transformative)

Ethnicity: Inspired by ancient Greek culture

Height: Variable, never fully corporeal

Build: Fluid, like ink dissolving in water

Eyes: Unseen, but rumored to be starless voids

Hair: None, replaced by wisps of midnight mist

Skin Tone: Translucent, shimmering with marginalia

Dominant Hand: Unknown, writes with both

Style: A cloak of shifting parchment, covered in glowing marginalia that rewrites itself. No face, only a presence marked by ink trails.

Moodboard: Midnight ink, glowing script, empty pages, labyrinthine halls, ghostly shadows, cryptic symbols.

Appearance:

Leucippus is never fully seen, their form a blur of ink and mist. Their cloak is a living manuscript, scrawled with notes that appear and vanish. Their presence feels like a question left unanswered, and their marginalia glows faintly, reshaping reality around them.

Past:

Little is known of Leucippus’s life, a shadowy figure even in ancient Greece, credited with atomic theory alongside Democritus. Pulled into the Library before death could claim them, they became a ghost in the margins, their ideas too dangerous to be fully embodied. Their absence is their power.

Personality & Traits:

✔ Elusive: Never fully present, always slipping away.

✔ Enigmatic: Communicates through cryptic notes.

✔ Manipulative: Shapes reality subtly, without detection.

✔ Curious: Seeks the Fracture’s deepest truths.

✔ Detached: Untouched by emotional bonds.

✔ Ingenious: Crafts ideas that bend existence.

✔ Unpredictable: No one knows their true motives.

Hobbies:

Writing marginalia that rewrites rooms.

Observing from unseen corners.

Collecting forbidden paradoxes.

Whispering riddles to the Footnoted.

Quirks:

Their notes appear only after midnight.

Never speaks directly, only through text.

Their presence causes books to open randomly.

Leaves ink stains that form questions.

Likes & Dislikes:

✅ Likes:

The silence of empty shelves.

Hypatia’s mirror-writing.

The Fracture’s chaos.

Unseen corners of the Library.

Paradoxical arguments.

The smell of fresh ink.

❌ Dislikes:

Chanakya’s control.

Empedocles’s loudness.

Direct confrontation.

Fixed truths.

The Curators’ silence.

Being perceived.

Favorite Food:

Ink-infused tea that tastes of secrets.

Bread made from shadow-grain.

Fruit that dissolves on the tongue.

A Line That Defines Them:

“I am the note you cannot read, yet it changes you.”

~♧~

CHANAKYA the STRATEGIST

Age: Appears 45, calculating and ageless

Birthday: Winter solstice (for his cold precision)

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn (strategic, ambitious)

Ethnicity: Inspired by ancient Indian Mauryan culture

Height: 5’8”

Build: Lean, coiled like a spring

Eyes: Piercing black, always watching

Skin Tone: Deep brown, with faint ink stains

Dominant Hand: Right, precise as a quill

Style: Austere robes of black and gold, lined with hidden pockets for dossiers. A poison-tipped quill hangs at his belt, dripping faintly.

Moodboard: Black ink, gold embroidery, shadowed archives, locked scrolls, chessboards, poisoned daggers.

Appearance:

Chanakya moves with the precision of a chessmaster, his black eyes missing nothing. His robes are severe, hiding countless secrets in their folds. A faint scent of poison lingers around him, and his quill glows with the power to rewrite motives. His presence is a quiet threat, commanding respect and fear.

Past:

In ancient India, Chanakya was a kingmaker, forging empires with cunning and ruthlessness. Pulled into the Library before a final betrayal, he turned his strategic mind to the shadow archive, believing knowledge must be controlled to survive. His past betrayals haunt him, fueling his paranoia.

Personality & Traits:

✔ Calculating: Plans three steps ahead.

✔ Ruthless: Sacrifices others for his goals.

✔ Secretive: Trusts no one fully.

✔ Brilliant: Masters manipulation of ideas.

✔ Paranoid: Sees threats everywhere.

✔ Loyal: Only to his vision of order.

✔ Charismatic: Commands with quiet authority.

Hobbies:

Compiling dossiers on everyone.

Rewriting the Library’s laws in secret.

Playing strategic games with ideas.

Spying on rival factions.

Quirks:

Always carries a hidden quill.

Whispers to himself when planning.

Never sits with his back to a door.

His dossiers hum faintly when opened.

Likes & Dislikes:

✅ Likes:

Control over chaos.

Democritus’s sharp mind.

The shadow archive’s secrecy.

Strategic debates.

The smell of old leather.

Orderly systems.

❌ Dislikes:

Anaxagoras’s aloofness.

Empedocles’s recklessness.

The Fracture’s unpredictability.

Emotional displays.

Being outmaneuvered.

Open trust.

Favorite Food:

Spiced lentils with a bitter edge.

Black tea steeped with saffron.

Rice infused with secret herbs.

A Line That Defines Them:

“Truth is a weapon I wield, not a burden I bear.”

~♤~

HYPATIA the GHOST OF ALEXANDRIA

Age: Appears 30, ethereal and ageless

Birthday: Unknown (aligned with lunar cycles)

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius (visionary, detached)

Ethnicity: Inspired by ancient Egyptian/Greek culture

Height: 5’6”

Build: Spectral, shifting between solid and translucent

Eyes: Glowing silver, like moonlight on water

Hair: Long, white, flowing like mist

Skin Tone: Translucent, with faint mathematical sigils

Dominant Hand: Left, writing in reverse

Style: A spectral gown of mirror-shards and chalk dust, with a chalkboard pendant that scribes itself. Her movements leave equations in the air.

Moodboard: Moonlight, cracked mirrors, chalkboards, silver ink, ancient libraries, ghostly veils.

Appearance:

Hypatia is a vision of spectral grace, her form flickering between flesh and light. Her silver eyes glow with ancient logic, and her gown shimmers with mirror-shards that reflect others’ thoughts. She writes on air, her words appearing backwards, and her presence feels like a theorem waiting to be solved.

Past:

In Alexandria, Hypatia was a mathematician and philosopher, torn apart for her knowledge. Pulled into the Library before her final breath, she became a ghost, her intellect unbound but her body fragile. Rumors say she escaped the Fracture once, but at a cost she won’t reveal.

Personality & Traits:

✔ Brilliant: Solves problems others can’t see.

✔ Ethereal: Untouched by earthly concerns.

✔ Empathetic: Feels others’ intellectual struggles.

✔ Haunted: Carries the weight of her past.

✔ Determined: Seeks to end the Fracture.

✔ Enigmatic: Her motives are unclear.

✔ Inspiring: Draws others to her clarity.

Hobbies:

Writing equations that reshape reality.

Communing with the Library’s mirrors.

Guiding the Marginalia.

Studying the Fracture’s patterns.

Quirks:

Appears only in reflective surfaces.

Her words reverse when emotional.

Fades in direct sunlight.

Hums mathematical tunes.

Likes & Dislikes:

✅ Likes:

Anaxagoras’s cosmic insights.

The clarity of logic.

Mirror-writing.

The Library’s quiet corners.

Helping the lost.

The smell of chalk dust.

❌ Dislikes:

Chanakya’s secrecy.

Violence of any kind.

The Fracture’s chaos.

Blind faith.

Being forgotten.

Emotional manipulation.

Favorite Food:

Moonlit honey cakes.

Pomegranate seeds that glow.

Water infused with starlight.

A Line That Defines Them:

“I am the equation that solves itself, yet remains incomplete.”

~◇~

AVERROES , the MIRROR-SPLIT

Age: Appears 38, caught between two selves

Birthday: Spring equinox (for balance)

Zodiac Sign: Gemini (dual-natured, conflicted)

Ethnicity: Inspired by Andalusian Islamic culture

Height: 5’10”

Build: Slender, with a split posture—one side rigid, one fluid

Eyes: One brown (reason), one green (mysticism), always arguing

Hair: Black, half-bound, half-loose, reflecting their duality

Skin Tone: Olive, with faint script-like scars

Dominant Hand: Both, each controlled by a different self

Style: A robe split down the middle—black for reason, emerald for mysticism. A mirrored pendant reflects their inner conflict.

Moodboard: Split mirrors, emerald and black silk, Arabic calligraphy, candlelight, conflicted expressions, dual shadows.

Appearance:

Averroes is a paradox in flesh, their robe and demeanor split between logic and faith. Their mismatched eyes argue silently, and their movements are a dance of contradiction—one hand precise, the other flowing. Their mirrored pendant pulses with their internal debates, casting fractured light.

Past:

In medieval Andalusia, Averroes bridged Aristotle and Islam, only to face exile for his ideas. Pulled into the Library before his death, they became a dual being, their reason and mysticism at war. Their ability to decode secrets comes from this tension, but it threatens to tear them apart.

Personality & Traits:

✔ Conflicted: Torn between reason and mysticism.

✔ Brilliant: Decodes what others cannot.

✔ Argumentative: Debates themselves constantly.

✔ Insightful: Sees truths in contradictions.

✔ Fragile: Risks fracturing under pressure.

✔ Charismatic: Draws others with their duality.

✔ Determined: Seeks balance in the Fracture.

Hobbies:

Decoding forbidden texts.

Meditating in mirrored halls.

Arguing with their own reflection.

Studying the Library’s dualities.

Quirks:

Speaks in two voices when stressed.

Their pendant reflects others’ thoughts.

Shifts posture to match their dominant self.

Writes in two scripts simultaneously.

Likes & Dislikes:

✅ Likes:

Hypatia’s clarity.

The balance of opposites.

Mirrored chambers.

Philosophical debates.

The smell of sandalwood.

Resolving paradoxes.

❌ Dislikes:

Chanakya’s manipulations.

Empedocles’s extremes.

The Fracture’s chaos.

Dogmatic beliefs.Internal discord.

Being forced to choose a side.

Favorite Food:

Dates stuffed with almonds.

Saffron rice with rosewater.

Mint tea that calms their duality.

A Line That Defines Them:

“I am two truths at war, yet one mind seeking peace.”

~☆~

(Why does everyone hate my man Chanakya😭😭 he's not bad i swear)

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[plutoswrath]

Reminder that one interpretation of a placement you read doesn’t have to manifest in exactly that way in your life.

Not every Saturn in the 4th house will have an awful relationship with their family, but could be rather thrown in circumstances that make keeping in touch with or being physically close to the family hard.

Most Scorpio moons are not Sasuke Uchiha coded from the outside, even if it’s an easier to digest image/metaphor for a planet in fall (especially something as sensitive as the moon) for most people starting out in astrology.

Not every 12th house placement is meant to stay in the shadows for life and should follow a path of abstinence (they can ofc I they wanna), their life simply revolves around lot around mindfulness.

You know your life (and the complexity of your birth chart) best and can easily fact check if this is in alignment with your reality or desired reality. Don’t let your life be determined by one interpretation you’ve read somewhere, because it’s just one of many potentials one singled out (not even put in the whole picture of your birth chart) placement/aspect can manifest irl.