#b99 shitpost

[majubengel]

One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

[letsperaltiago]

b99 characters as tweets (pt. 5/?) ✨ peraltiago edition ✨

[bunny7567]

Sometime after the war ended Fox: I’ve only said “I love you” to three people - Ponds, Thorn, and Rex. And one of those I regret. Cody: Which one? Fox: Rex. He didn’t die, so now I look like a di'kut.

[livelaughlovechai]

Why are so many men embarassing like yall embarassing whole countries why cant yall all just be like jake peralta fuck it everyone should be jake peralta regardless of gender lets all just identify as jake peralta

[whatsleftofdishaa]

When I get the notification of new followers

But when they turn out to be porn blog

[autistook]

The Fellowship taking a break on the quest.

Boromir: Nice work.

Merry: Thanks dad.

Everyone: *staring*

Merry: What?

Aragorn: You just called Boromir dad.

Merry: What? No I didn't.

Boromir: Master Meriadoc, do you see me as a father figure?

Merry: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me.

Pippin: Hey! Show your father some respect.

Merry: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD.

[renegadeem]

Another Valenwind shitpost for y’all

[honestlydarkprincess]

Charles: I wasn't hurt that badly! The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be! Edwin: ...

[need-a-name-101]

Grover: hey Annabeth you wanted to see me?

Annabeth: yes. I have an assignment for you. I am afarid it’s not a pleasant one.

Grover: oh my gods, please tell me it’s not-

Annabeth: yes it’s Percy related.

Grover: Di immortals

Annabeth: Percy and I have to go and meet the roman senate this afternoon. It’s an important meeting, and I’d rather not get another pointed remark of how Greeks are unprofessional because quote “he showed up covered in condiments” end quote.

Grover: so you want me to stop Percy from spilling food on himself for the rest of the day? We both know that’s impossible

Annabeth: I am counting on you

Grover: I won’t do it.

Annabeth: (yelling) THERE IS NOBODY ELSE I TRUST

Grover: (also yelling) WHAT YOU’RE ASKING IS INSANE

Annabeth: I AM NOT ASKING

Grover: IT’S A SUCIDE MISSION

Annabeth: THEN PREPARE FOR DEATH

Grover: YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MIND

Annabeth: THIS IS A DIRECT ORDER, GROVER GET IN LINE.

Thalia: hey, you guys startled Percy he spilled two full jars of spaghetti sauce on himself.

Percy: (irritated) thanks a lot you guys.

[chnzsw]

I need him so bad it’s actually crazy

[thesadpuffin]

I've been watching Mob Psycho 100 and I'm proud of this meme I made

[letsperaltiago]

b99 characters as tweets (pt. 4/?)

[bunny7567]

Fox: I'm gonna wait till I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately. Cody: That's your plan for dealing with this? Fox: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I'm gonna win that way. Cody: Seems like a bad plan... Fox: Now I have 78.

[turtleoncrack]

Rosa: I think I love you and I hate you for it

Gina: I'm just glad you came to your senses

*Rosa punches her*

Gina: ow, fine, I love you too and I don't hate you because I'm an amazing human

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

blond marker came in so blake's hair is the correct colour again

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 186

Luke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.

Harley: Cheese is so good though.

Luke: We got one.

Selina: Ivy, I need your help but you can't tell anybody what I'm up to.

Ivy: Oh, not a problem, I don't talk to anyone but Harley.

Harley, on facetime: And nobody where I am even speaks English.

Selina: Where are you?

Harley: Brazil, baby! I got conned by a cam girl. But it turns out, love it here!