#boot lore

[tabieeee]

The gist of what Optical's boots look like (tbf I draw them differently each time. no set design lel)

Optical wanted them to look like an extension of the legs, so that at a quick glance you don't realize they're actually platforms and not some metal boots

the foot seamlessly fits into the boot and locks up tightly, it feels like walking on stilts and is somewhat difficult to balance on them with the hovering turned off, Optical takes them off whenever the hoverballs need to be replaced or recharged and get pissy about how short they are without them

at the back on the top of the boot a hoverball is attached, these things are pretty janky and basically lock the user at the height they selected. Optical adjusts the height through wireless connection to control their movement

the boots can carry two people at most, with any more weight causing them to drift downwards. not like Opti has the strength to carry someone anyways. bro is a twig

[prlssprfctn]

I am in mood to think about silly Bruce and Jason, thus, behold a scenario: when Bruce adopts Jason, he has some basic cooking skills, but they are not that great. He can survive, and that is pretty much. But then he sees Jason and Alfred bonding over cooking, seeing Jason's love language being food in general, and he wants also to be the better chief!

Alfred is still very territorial when it comes to his kitchen, so Jason is the exception. That is why Bruce starts sneaking out when Alfred sleeps to teach himself to cook better, and Jason eventually tags along.

(Alfred knows. He just pretends that he doesn't.)

But, anyway... First, Bruce's attempts to cook is... uh. Something else entirely. He instantly aims for huge, complex dishes, and that is a mistake as well. He is also a little bit delusional about his talent in cooking.

And Jason, his jury? His opinion is NOT objective in the slightest. Jason's taste buds are SHIT after all his childhood trauma, he eats up anything, and considering that Bruce cooks for him, he mentally considers this food to be even more tasty in his mind.

Bruce, proudly beaming: I think, I am getting closer to perfection every day, Al. Might as well soon cook for us three myself! Alfred, squinting: Is that so? Jason on the background, eating gods-know-what made by Bruce: Seconded! Alfred, sarcastic: Oh, I am shaking in the boots for my position on this kitchen.

Dick, coming home for holidays, kinda excited, because Bruce promised to cook for him: Uh... What is this? Alfred: Dinner made by your father. And approved by your brother. Dick: Is that a joke? Dick, glaring at Bruce and Jason eating on the background blissfully: ...Oh, fuck, it is not a joke. Alfred: I'll cover up for you. Throw this mess on the outer bin, and take the plate I had prepared for you. And put a dollar to the swear jar. Dick, sighing in relief: Thank you.

[punnifullife]

damian and mary/mar'i: big bro/lil sis //// uncle/niece dynamic. small overprotective gremlin energy. once again, missed out opportunities DC!! :L

(and maybe he's envious of the happy family he sees :L bit of angst whoops)

if y'all got any more funny ideas for kory/starfire and mari with the batfam, lmk! I'm not too familiar with recent batfam changes haha. got a couple more ideas before i go back to tt03 stuff again.

[antlerlad]

anyone else notice all the cheese in solas' depression cave? no? just me? what was going on in there white boy

bonus egg. run over him with my toyota prius i must.

[tamaytsuki]

Even her spear is pink!

-> Here's more of this AU!

[clearcutcasualty]

The Houndmaster,,,,,,,

[ryssbelle]

N2 Brozone Lore explained

[the-barefoot-hatter]

winter holidays at the mystery shack (party billiam edition)

Stan celebrates what he calls "Cash-mas", which is just slapping a cheap felt santa hat and a 300% Christmas special markup on anything- and several things he can't- get away with in the gift shop

more sincerely, the Pines do a fairly low-key Hanukkah. if the twins are visiting, they do a much showier double christmas/hanukkah celebration

And Bill... well...

No one is entirely sure if it's a Euclidean thing or just a... Bill thing. But he's SO enthusiastic!

HAPPY WINTER FUNTIME BOYS & GIRLS!

[mintjeru]

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open for better quality | no reposts

[ruthytwoshakes]

this is it ladies and idiots. ROUND FOURRRRRRRRRRRR. vote glideer hehe. Also say hi to @officiallygrapesoda

[bladders-gate-three]

LISTEN

LISTEN

So in act 3 of BG3 you get access to the Helldusk armor, right? Like you take the breastplate off of Raphael, and yoink the helmet and gloves from elsewhere in his house…

BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?!?

TURNS OUT THEY’RE IN THIS CHEST…. At the Foot of Enver Gortash’s stinky little bed!!!

This little shit spent all his time around Raphael, who clearly has control issues; the only thing he took with him were the shoes to a perfect set of armor.

Because armor with mismatched shoes looks dumb.

IMAGINE BEING RAPHAEL thinking: that little shit stole my amazing boots. And you think; he’s probably wearing them right now.

and then

AND THEN YOU SEE HIM WEARING THESE

THE AUDACITY.

Also his parents were cobblers and he now has the world’s ugliest shoes, but keeps some of the best greaves ever made in his toy chest. Double whammy.

[juniemunie]

"Well, when two people love each other very much-" "STOP RIGHT THERE"

//Okay but for real, Puss lived a good life.

...Every story ends at some point, right?

If you dont know, these poses are based off @/sihanjir from twitter

[avariceaside]

A little last minute Sprout Fight entry~

Avarice and her brother have very different opinions about rainy days

[masquayla-the-splendid]

For some reason I thought this released on the 7th.

This game is like the frosting on a pack of those themed cupcakes you bring to class on your birthday. It tastes plasticity and leaves much to be desired...and food dye. But hey! Cool ring!

It's the narrative direction I never liked here, not the presentation.

[quotidianish]

Fem demo and fem soldier. They paint eachother’s nails, read magazines together and hold in eachother’s guts if need be

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

MDZS x Warrior Cats AU (part 1): That boy can meow!

Names and a huge inspiration credits to @clintbeefwoods!

(part 2)