#incorrect heroes of olympus

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico, about Will: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.

[sodamnbored]

Percy, writing his college entry essay: Guys, what’s the difference between further and farther?

Annabeth: Further is for physical distance, farther is for metaphorical distance.

Jason: And father is for emotional distance.

Percy: Dude, who hurt you?

Jason: My father, weren’t you listening?

[poppitron360]

Basically the end of TLH:

Leo: Hey guys! I’m gonna build this big fucking boat based on this crayon drawing that I did one time when I was five.

Everyone: That’s… gonna take you years.

Leo: Nah bro imma do it in six months.

Everyone: How? Why?

Leo: Well, I have a combination of ADHD and childhood trauma that makes me feel worthless if I’m not constantly moving, so… boat!

Everyone: OR! OR! Therapy.

Leo: Nah. Boat.

[rayssion]

Percy: would you take a bullet for me?

Jason: ....yes?

Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.

Percy, already running away: thanks!!

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Frank: Good morning.  Jason: Good morning.  Nico: Good morning.  Percy: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.  Leo: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[ramen8008]

Percy: why can't dinosaurs clap?

Annabeth: because their arms are too sh-

Percy: because they are all dead

Silence ....

Nico: [chuckles]

[simpingforpjo]

Percy: Hey can I go ride my skateboard outside?

Jason: Whatever, I’m not your mother.

*Percy runs off*

Jason: NOT IN THE STREET!!

[oc3anic-ang3l]

Nico: whatever i don’t even like your big slutty eyes and swagless aura

Percy: :(

Nico: i lied, i want you so badly

[candiedfain]

Heroes of Olympus as things in the friend chat #19

*Piper getting added to the chat*

Will: who is this 👀

Hazel: Jason’s girlfriend

Will: SHES REAL?!?

Will: I thought it was a myth

Will, to Piper: blink twice if you’re in danger

Hazel: she is the danger

[percabethlovebot]

Frank: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Piper: Theft.

Annabeth: Disturbing the peace.

Nico: Aggravated assault.

Leo: Arson.

Percy: All of the above. In that order, probably.

[fayvpor]

*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Nico to Will: Would you like to stay for dinner? Persephone, from a different room: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Hey come on, you’re definitely gonna get into college, no doubt.

Percy, sighing: I hope so. It’s just…sometimes I just feel like the biggest fuck up in the world, you know?

Jason, hand on his shoulder comfortingly: If only you could see yourself through my eyes.

Percy: *looking at him expectantly*

Jason: You’d be amazed at how blurry you are.

[poppitron360]

Rick Riordan: If I had a nickel for every time a son of Hephaestus died heroically in an explosion in the fifth book in my series, I’d have two nickels.

Rick Riordan: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Rick Riordan: Unless…

Me *Standing protectively in front of of Harley*: No, Rick- please!!

[rayssion]

Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.

Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...

Jason: you lost him, didn't you?

Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.

Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.

Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–

Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.

Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.

Percy: slowly slides the doors open.

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Leo: the Stolls said you’re ‘the second worst thing to happen to those orphans,’ what does that mean?

Nico: it means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

Leo: what was the first thing?

*dead silence*

Nico: Leo, they weren’t always orphans

Leo:

Leo: oh.

Leo: OH