#incorrect pjo

[mysterylilycheeta]

Leo: Do you want to see a butterfly? Jason: Yes Nico, Piper, and Annabeth: NO! Leo: *throws the butter across the table* Percy: Fucking majestic

[murasaki-cha]

Luke: You can't force the gods to do anything

Percy "pay your freaking child support" Jackson: Bet

[jubileesstuff]

Nico: What’s your favorite color?

Will: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Nico: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Will: My favorite color is pink.

[percabethlovebot]

percy jackson text posts 14/?

[simpingforpjo]

Grover: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry

Percy: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die

[crazycat010]

The seven and you, Nico and Reyna just sitting in silence at a table, everyone minding their own business.

Y/N: “I have the urge to do something stupid.”

Leo: “I’m stupid, do me!”

Everyone turns to stare at him wide-eyed and you choke on your drink, Piper giving you a few pats on the back.

Leo: “I said that out loud…”

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Annabeth: I’m not mad, I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?

Percy: *mumbles*

Annabeth: What was that?

Y/N: …you need to be over 18 at Petco to hold the puppies.

[demigod-shenanigans]

Piper: I would just like to remind you of how much you adore us.

Leo: And how boring your life would be without us.

Jason: …

Jason: What did you do?

[iolesbookshelf]

Percy: mom, this year i’ll make my birthday cake with Grover and Annabeth, no help, just the three of us

Sally, smiling: okay Percy

*3 minutes into cake making*

Percy: Mooooooom what’s 200 grams as cups?

Annabeth: Sallyyyy how much vanilla extract is too much vanilla extract?

Grover: Miss Sallyyyy is there such a thing as too much food coloring?

Percy: moooom does the oven really need to be preheated? Like is it bad if we forgot to preheat it?

Annabeth: Sallyyyy can you confirm that Percy isn’t allowed to eat extra sugar cause he’s already too hyperactive?

Grover: miss Sallyyy do you have a fire extinguisher in the apartment?

[le-panda-chocovore]

Odysseus : And then Poseidon showed up and killed almost all my men because I hurt Polyphemus...

Percy : I hurt him too and Poseidon had never said anything. I managed to get my two best friends home and even my frenemy Clarisse too.

Odysseus : Aren't you Poseidon's son too ? That's clearly not the same situation, you're privileged.

Percy : Well, skill issue.

Odysseus :

Odysseus : Wdym Skill Issue being blood related isn't a-

Percy : Skill. Issue.

[mysterylilycheeta]

Grover: I just want to hear those three magic words Percy and Annabeth: We love you. Grover: That's sweet, but try again. Percy and Annabeth: Fine. Percy and Annabeth: We will behave.

[fayvpor]

*while roleplaying avatar* jason: percy youve been the main character for your ENTIRE LIFE…now its my turn jason: I AM THE AVATAR jason: I HAVE IT ALL jason: HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH

[jubileesstuff]

Lester: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

Will: This unmitigated poppycock?

Austin: Extravagant hogwash!

Lester: Okay, stop.

[percabethlovebot]

percy jackon text posts 16/?

[simpingforpjo]

Annabeth: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas

Percy, sipping waffles: Why?

[crazycat010]

I just know that Leo and Percy would randomly start singing and dancing to HOT TO GO, Annabeth and Calipso giving them side-eyes while Piper and Frank hype them up and Y/N records, giggling like a mad-woman. In the meanwhile, Reyna would be explaining the dance to Hazel, Nico and Will (who immediately wants to try it out with his Ghost King) with an exhausted looking Jason that just wants the assembly between Praetors and Legionaries to be done with so he can go home.

BONUS POINTS if Terminus or Chiron suddenly pop up scolding the kids/world saving teenagers like a stressed out single mom and Calipso and Annabeth start snickering but give a death glare to Octavian effectively shutting down his forming smirk as Leo and Percy look at their girlfriends both proud and scared as fvck.