#incorrect theories

[incorrect-kkc-theories]

Princess Ariel was killed by Ambrose, and it was Kvothe's fault.

The letter that Kvothe sent with the letter so smudged it couldn't deciphered?

Ambrose thought it was from Princess Ariel, and killed her to keep the secret, starting the war.

The Cthae is subtle. Had Kvothe run into any other fae, they would have warned him about what the Cthae is, preventing him from taking any major action.

But the slightest word that pushes him down the path to make a simple prank?

Who would have caught it?

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Davrin: I've got a new game. It's called "Coffee or Rook". I give you real things I've heard Lucanis say, and you all have to tell me if he was talking about a cup of coffee or his partner. Rook: Lucanis: I don't think I like this game.

[juh-pyter]

Dick: Baby bird, when was the last time you got any sleep?

Tim (wild-eyed, gesturing frantically at an evidence board covered in photos, red string, and chaotic notes that barely make any sense): I don't know. 2 or 3 days. Not important. I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of conflicting clues squatteth the toad of truth.

Steph: Toad of truth? Is that a detective thing?

Jason: No, that's a crazy thing.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Hey guys, Reg and I were thinking of having a big paintball game together

Peter: Prongs, why does Reggie want to shoot you?

James: He doesn’t want to shoot me

Sirius: Who doesn’t want to shoot you?

James: Reggie!

Sirius: No, that doesn’t sound right

James: He just wants to play Muggle paintball! It combines my love of whimsy with his love of making other grown men cry

Sirius: Sounds fun. Moony and I are in

Peter: You don’t need to ask him?

Sirius: No, I’ve been pretty annoying lately. He’s gonna want to shoot me

[fabuloustrash05]

Tom: Who’s Rouge?

Sonic: Knuckles’ girlfriend.

Maddie: Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: She’s not my girlfriend.

Tom: How long has this been going on?!

Tails: Four months.

Knuckles: She’s NOT my girlfriend.

Maddie: So let me get this straight, for the last four months Tom and I have been asking you three “what’s new” and none of you thought to tell us that Knuckles has a girlfriend?!

Knuckles: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

[asalescommunity]

Have a read about an economy.

[headcanonthings]

Bernard: My fetish is saying some incredibly stupid shit and watching Tim speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie: Would you peel an orange for me?

Buck: I would peel a pomegranate for you, but I don't think we have either in the house. So let me go buy some of both.

Eddie, blushing: Buck, you don't have to-

Buck: I want to, ok? I even have a dessert and wine to go with it in mind, just wait for me.

[fudgecake-charlie]

reprise//reprieve

so, i thought i got off scot free. Wrong! Deltarune: on repeat! in my brain. When i had stumbled onto this in my play-through i straight up cried listening to them finally get to play. toby fox you sly dog, you've made me love the piano again after over half a decade (i've literally had this scene's music on loop for hours now)

bonus sketches i did in a haze of "ohhhh my god"

[skeletal-petals]

regulus: *hiding james*

sirius: if there’s no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table?

regulus: oh, well, you know

regulus: i’ve got two hands and a bit of a drinking problem

[lesbicosmos]

hey guys what if the homophobic vase from mag38 sent all the missing objects to another dimension

and what if that other dimension is the hill top centre in tmagp

even the episode titles are similar!! lost and found / give and take

[incorrect-kkc-theories]

The Yllish Story Knot on the Lackless box contains instructions on how to open it.

The Box itself contains 2 items: 1) Instructions on how to make the box.

2) A really clear glass marble, that was super hard to make to make 3000 years ago, and was a prize for whoever opened it.

Not their fault that it took so long and glass smelting advanced to such a degree.

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Teia: [about Crow!Rook] It's sweet that you care about them so much. Viago: I do. And I wouldn't be able to forgive myself if something happened to them, and I wasn't at their bedside to say "I told you so".

[hadesisqueer]

Jurassic World: Chaos Theory season 1: textposts

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: Prongs, are you coming with us?

James: Oh, geez, I don’t know if I can ditch Reggie two nights in a row. I don’t want to upset him

Sirius: Oh come on, man! Bros before…my brother

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Is there anything about me you don’t like?

Y/N: I’m not answering that. It’s a trap.

Wanda: So there are things you don’t like.

Y/N: And here I am in the trap.