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scarlicbread27 · 11 months ago
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leo as deadpool and jason as wolverine…..mhm, yup, i fear i cooked
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scarlicbread27 · 2 years ago
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i’m looking at you, caleo.
i hate you "pair the spares"/"everyone must be paired" tropes, i hate you forced last minute romances, i hate you implication that a happy ending means a romantic partner, i hate you amatonormativity
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godsdamahalfblood · 2 years ago
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Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.
Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-
Kayla: it's wednesday.
Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!
Will: *starts crying*
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gummybearinthehouseee · 1 year ago
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Percy: sometimes I think about the dolphins that drown because they can’t make it to the surface and I get sad
Leo:
Leo: it’s okay to not be okay
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sunshinemoon3341 · 6 months ago
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qosmical · 2 years ago
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO UR THE BEST
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a-dam-half-blood · 3 years ago
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Percy and Leo walking at night, drunk
Percy, yelling: fight me!
A dog: howls
Percy: *screams*
Leo: bro you’re basically a superhero
Percy: oh right
Percy: FIGHT ME!
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deathboineeko · 5 years ago
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Leo Valdez driving
Leo: *gets pulled over*
Cop: papers please.
Leo: scissors
Leo: *DriVeS aWaY*
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scarlicbread27 · 11 months ago
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“he has risen, baby girl!” …… leo?
this is a formal request for deadpool! leo valdez please please please please please please please please please
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vxmpire-cxsh · 4 years ago
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Leo: I have matches, but not on tinder
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mionesgaze · 5 years ago
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Annabeth: where are you going
Percy: I just realized firetrucks are watertrucks and I'm going to rub it in Leo's face
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godsdamahalfblood · 2 years ago
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leo, reading out mbti questions: you rarely contemplate the meaning of life
nico: what?
leo: do you think about the meaning of life often
nico: yes of course
nico: why the hell was I created
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gummybearinthehouseee · 2 years ago
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Leo: Stephen King has a son named Joe
Leo: I'm not joking, but he is
Nico: this pun hurts my soul
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No matter who you ship him with, Leo is and always will be the little spoon
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leovaldezluver · 5 years ago
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Headcanon
Leo would totally grow his hair out all year so he and Percy can dress up as Sharkboy and Lavagirl (the movie) on Halloween.
Or:
Percy growing his hair so they can be Fireboy and Watergirl (the video game)
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a-dam-half-blood · 4 years ago
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Leo & the Mug: Part II
Leo: *drinking from a mug*
Jason: hey Leo, what are you drinking?
Leo: ice water!
Leo: *crunch noises as he chews the ice*
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