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[heyhoneyfox]

Percy: *proposing to Annabeth*

Nico: say no

Will: I thought you were over Percy

Nico: I am

Nico: it'd just be funny if she said no

[anotherpjofan]

Percy: They decided to send three 12 year olds on a quest that may or may not destroy the world if we fail?

Grover: I’m 24 actually

Annabeth: And you chose us

[gummybearinthehouseee]

some god: no man has ever survived that curse

annabeth: well it’s a good thing I’m not a man

[honestlydarkprincess]

forever obsessed with the way kronos was all 😈 and percy was like 🙄 seriously grandpa?

[crypticmessengergoblin]

hmpf

just laying in bed in the dark thinking about the battle of manhattan a totally normal amount

[starlightfireflies]

reblogging all this percy jackson show stuff is coming back to haunt me bc I haven't watched the last two episodes and now I can't scroll through tumblr without coming across some sort of spoiler 😢

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

"grover was the third wheel 😭 i feel so bad for him"

but have you considered that watching over time as the two most broken souls you know finally finding love in the form of each other and healing and growing as individuals and ultimately getting out of the their toxic insecurities and surroundings to have a happy and peaceful future together might be.....beautiful?

[ilovepjo]

they are so important to me

[scarlicbread27]

‘bla bla nico is a black cat… bla bla nico is this..’

nico is a sewer rat who comes out of dark cracks in the walls and nibbles holes into your socks

[heyhoneyfox]

Nico: *violently pressing buttons on a controller and pointing it at Leo*

Leo: wtf are you doing

Nico: trying to put you on mute

Leo:

Nico:

Nico: oh look it worked

[anotherpjofan]

Kronos: Why do you want to save the world?

Percy: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it

[demigods-posts]

i think that scene in botl when annabeth sits at the poseidon table and percy is quaking in his boots is an accurate representation of how they value following the rules. if you think about it, the only time percy purposefully breaks a rule is when he absolutely has to. like, when he illegally joined a quest to save his best friend who was held hostage...twice. otherwise, percy tries his best to behave. annabeth, on the other hand, will commit arson for fun. and we love them both equally.

[gummybearinthehouseee]

will: you can’t just sit there all day.

nico: I’ve done it before. never underestimate my ability to idle.

[ravenexy]

nico: if you can’t handle me at my absolute worst then good luck because that’s all you’re getting

[expelliarmus-percabeth]

rip bunny corcoran you would've hated rick riordan's interpretation of dyslexia in demigods as meaning their brain was hardwired for ancient greek

[godsdamahalfblood]

Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.

Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-

Kayla: it's wednesday.

Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!

Will: *starts crying*