#nico di angelo textpost

[scarlicbread27]

‘bla bla nico is a black cat… bla bla nico is this..’

nico is a sewer rat who comes out of dark cracks in the walls and nibbles holes into your socks

[heyhoneyfox]

Percy: *proposing to Annabeth*

Nico: say no

Will: I thought you were over Percy

Nico: I am

Nico: it'd just be funny if she said no

[ravenexy]

nico: if you can’t handle me at my absolute worst then good luck because that’s all you’re getting

[godsdamahalfblood]

Will: *on the verge of tears* so i got a 60.

Nico: well that's basically a 70 and then you add your age it's an 85 and then you HAVE to round up so it's a 90 and then round up again because it's tuesday-

Kayla: it's wednesday.

Nico: shut up. round up again because it's WEDNESDAY and you got a 100! yay!

Will: *starts crying*

[gummybearinthehouseee]

will: you can’t just sit there all day.

nico: I’ve done it before. never underestimate my ability to idle.

[ansimated]

Nico di Angelo: I’m gay

Cop: okay but you robbed a bank????

[eddiecoweyesdiass]

nico: *sees percy at camp jupiter* oh fuck

percy: do i know you?

nico: um... what? noo of course not

percy: are you sure-

nico: well unless we met in the underworld cause that's where i spend most of my time haha

percy, suspicious: yeah haha

[scarlicbread27]

wdym? those are the most stylish shirts i’ve ever witnessed, nico could never outdo them.

head cannon that Will Solace would constantly be wearing these kinds of shirts with some khaki shorts while Nico sits next to him with a coordinated and stylish outfit.

[a-dam-half-blood]

Nico: I’m not a people person, I don’t like physical contact

*kisses Will*

*hugs Annabeth and Hazel*

*bro hugs Percy and Jason*

*high fives Frank*

Nico: AS I WAS SAYING—

[scarlicbread27]

unloveable by the smiths is such a nico di angelo song wtf

[heyhoneyfox]

Nico: *violently pressing buttons on a controller and pointing it at Leo*

Leo: wtf are you doing

Nico: trying to put you on mute

Leo:

Nico:

Nico: oh look it worked

[depressedacadamia]

Nico:

[godsdamahalfblood]

leo, reading out mbti questions: you rarely contemplate the meaning of life

nico: what?

leo: do you think about the meaning of life often

nico: yes of course

nico: why the hell was I created

[gummybearinthehouseee]

Leo: Stephen King has a son named Joe

Leo: I'm not joking, but he is

Nico: this pun hurts my soul

[vxmpire-cxsh]

My Nico head canons cus I’m and class rn and we ain’t doing shit:

-hes only short because he’s malnourished

-and he isn’t even that short he’s like 5’6 at 14

-he still celebrates Bianca’s birthday

-he doesn’t like pda cus of the time he grew up in

-he has phantom pains a lot

-he and will didn’t start dating right after the three days, it probably took awhile

-Travis and Conner were some of his only friends when Bianca was on her quest

-hes overprotective of his friends because of all the people he’s lost before

-hes a slytherin(my opinion please don’t fight me)

-hes an extrovert, hes only started isolating himself from others because of trauma

-if I ever find the TikTok that explains it I’ll link it here: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ97b9c9/

-he loves animals, but they don’t love him :-(

-Hades does actually love him he’s just awkward

-I mean if you had a kid who’s lost his mom and his sister and is deeply traumatized and was born in a different time what would you do

-he and Will argue about the stupidest shit

Kdjdjdjdbdjdjd this kept deleting cus I kept forgetting to save it as a draft so I rewrote this like 3 times-