#omg are you like... 12

[heythinkyface]

U know ur stupid crank newt died bc he fully deserved it. Why u even like him anyway?? Change ur stupid icon on some better character, ut stupid tumblr name too & stop writing stupid crankmas newtmas bullshit fics - Tommy never cared abt cranky newt, him & Minho hate blondie crank newt with passion, Thominho is the only good tmr ship, write them instead. Xoxo.

NOOO IT HAPPENED IM SP EXCITED I HEARD ABOUT YOU

take this and consider it for a second

they're all ✨️fictional✨️ and they dont exist! the fact you feel so strongly about this really suggests you should seek some therapy

also if you hadnt noticed by my posts - i ship thominho too, so.. not really one to try it on

and ive also never written anything for crankmas. ever. so... again, you're wrong

i mean, if this gets you off and makes you feel good then by all means, continue doing it! just know that i really dont get butthurt over fictional characters in a fictional universe. im not that fucked in the head. 😊

[lunarharp]

stunted seeds

[bamboozled-distress]

wait😭😭😭 why are wrightworth sillier in the subbed anime versus the dubbed like when larry confessed to stealing his lunch money bc in the subbed it goes

buuuuuut in the dubbed it’s like

“What! It took you this long to confess to it?!” - pheonix

“Cmon man you’re a defence lawyer so at least give me the benefit of the doubt” - larry

“well now i wish i was a prosecutor, at least then I could throw your sorry butt in jail.” - pheonix

“Please edgey boy, you gotta be my defence lawyer” - larry

“That’s not my job” - edgeworth

“Alright guys, break it up okay” - gumshoe

**pheonix saying you’re the victim, why would you defend the culprit, and being outrageously mad about it doesn’t even make it to the dubbed??**

[ranticore]

among worldbuildingy art/writing spaces what I'd most like to see more of is the phil pullman school of core concepts which exist only to serve a story - the purpose of a daemon in his dark materials is very obviously a story device and we never need to know how it works because it doesn't have to make sense and he certainly didn't bother explaining it. some things are just there to facilitate a story's existence

[asukiess]

new person, same old mistakes

[hasello]

saw Mutant Mayhem and Leo stole my heart, just like he does in every itteration lol

bro has an older sister syndrome and I felt that

[astrodoesstuffz]

unfortunately i cannot bring myself to finish madcomtober

to compensate heres the boys having much need rest just LOOK AT THEM

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[causalityparadoxes]

Where's that post about it being good that 9 and Rose kissed because otherwise people would've been ridiculously obtuse about their relationship.

Thats just what its like being an irl twelveclara shipper. People truly have 0 brain cells to rub together regarding them, because they didn't mouth to mouth kiss on screen.

And I'm saying this as someone who loves the ambiguity of twelveclara and isn't a massive fan of the 9rose kiss. But alas when you are given ambiguity, people act stupid. So i can't help but wonder about the alternate timeline where 12 and Clara did have a snog

[all-too-unwell-13]

the seven (+ nico and reyna) if they were children if minor gods/goddesses

percy - i'm not gonna lie, it was so hard to find a minor god for percy. the best one i found is basically just another god the sea: nereus. he was a son of primordial gods; gaea (sorry for that, percy, omg 😭) and pontus, primordial god of the ocean. anyway, nereus was also a god of wisdom, prophetic visions (so it would kind of make sense for percy to be a 'prophecy child' if his dad was a prophecy god ig), and change. also! nereus valued loyalty (and, if we excuse demigod children lmao, he was loyal to his wife), and loyalty is percy's fatal flaw.

annabeth - themis, the greek goddess of justice, order, and overall fairness (not unlike nemesis), which are all values that i think annabeth holds close to her. themis is also depicted to be extremely wise (and sometimes she's also called a goddess of wisdom), another trait that annabeth believes in.

jason - aiolos, roman god of the wind (the greek version is aeolus). he's also known as the 'keeper of the four winds,' meaning he also controlled storm winds, so jason would likely have similar powers to children of jupiter. also, his name means 'quick-moving.' jason already has powers relating to storms and winds (those are his main powers, other than lightning), and being a son of aiolos would likely just increase his power over wind.

leo - i honestly couldn't find any minor gods that suit leo, but i think pallas, greek god of warcraft/handcrafts (and in some cases - 'useful arts,' which i'm taking to mean machines/mechanics, etc.). pallas is often also related to athena, goddess of wisdom, but i believe he's depicted as more of a 'quick-thinker,' which suits leo a lot.

piper - psyche, greek goddess of the soul; she's described, in mythology, as a mortal-turned-goddess whose beauty rivalled aphrodite's. the goddess represents passions, as well as misfortunes. this means piper could likely still have charmspeak because of psyche's close relation/similarity to aphrodite.

hazel - i feel like this one's sort of obvious; hecate. not only is she goddess of the mist and magic, but also ghosts, so hazel would have similar powers to a child of hades/pluto. hazel is already shown to have powers over the mist, and hecate is often associated with gemstones/crystals, which hazel can also already control.

frank - i really couldn't find many gods for frank, but i think honos, the greek god of honour, works well. he also represents glory, and in some cases, bravery. these are all some of frank's best qualities - ones that he himself actually values a lot too. additionally, honos symbolises victory and achievement, which are more qualities that frank would need for his role as praetor, etc.

nico - ok. so. the best one i could find was erebus; primordial god of shadows and darkness. he's also the god of a particularly dark part of the underworld, so it's likely he'd also have control over ghosts and bones (like nico does). this probably also means children of erebus could shadow-travel. and, although he isn't always perceived as powerful, erebus is. one interesting thing about erebus - even though he is not explicitly evil, his name is often used interchangeably with tartarus (which, if we're talking about experiences with tartarus: this could be an added factor as to why nico went to tartarus so confidently. if he didn't know enough about his father, he might've assumed he could be okay through tartarus.)

reyna - fides, roman goddess of loyalty and trust. fides is said to represent everything 'required for honour and credibility.' throughout the heroes of olympus, it's clear that honour and trust are two things reyna values deeply. it's also said that fides embodies everything needed for soldiers in rome, which, as praetor (for a long time), reyna is to be considered a soldier of new rome. additionally, loyalty and faithfulness are two qualities valued by artemis and her huntresses.

[another-faceless-girl]

okay okay ive had time to process and i just need to express how utterly tragic Louella and Lou Lou are to me yknow!??!

imagine your 12 years old and you practically get sentenced to death but look! heres your big brother hell protect you! maybe you even entertain this idea that you could win! your 12 after all and everything seems possible!

then you die and are lain at the dictators feet as a threat a spark of rebellion even and maybe this could be your legacy! the one thing to make people remember you maybe your death could spark the rebellion or even just warm the flames! this could be what your remembered for!? oh but then they manage to cut the footage and your last piece of memory of maybe helping to start something is cut.

but oh no! people will remember that you were drawn in the reaping! there are always people who like to bet on underdogs so theres bound to be someone who remembers there was a little girl as tribute right? wrong.

theyve replaced you with someone who looks exactly like you but is crazy. that is how you are portrayed to the public all they see is a nuts little girl who cant possibly win the game thats all you are an imposter and a bad bet. no one will remember you and you will leave no legacy behind. your forever forgotten as just one weird tribute in the Quarter Quell.

now imagine being Lou Lou

taken away from everything youve ever known and loved. do you know why? no. you probably had nothing to do with it. maybe someone in your family rebelled a little too hard and now your facing the consequences. not like you can do anything about it.

youve been taken to The Capitol and your mind has been hacked what do you remember? what do you know? thats theres nothing but the drugs pumping through your veins and your "usefulness" keeping you alive thats for sure. your minds been shattered youve been shattered. who even were you? no one? nothing? no one worth fighting for definitely. no one worth remembering.

theres someone always whispering in your ear now telling you what to do listening to what someones saying you don't know what their saying you dont know anything! but thats what got you in this whole mess in the first place right? not knowing anything.

your reshaped now. you cant even remember what you looked like before but you know it wasnt this. you feel different. so different.

new people now. you cant even understand half the words that come out their mouth but its clear they dont like you and they dont want you there. where? here? what is here?

then your thrown somewhere. its pretty and colourful and you want to eat everything you possibly can it all smells so good but these people have gotten a handle on you and tell you not to eat anything. it kind of slides through your brain but you try to remember it.

then a boy gets in the way of something. he tells you to find Haymitch so you do! Hes hiding in a bush the silly guy! youll bring him back and you could all hug like you did before this weird pretty place.

he takes you with him and you feel like you almost belong somewhere. he reminds you of someone but it hurts to try and remember who. he musses your hair and keeps an eye out.

then you see something that you remember! it's lovely and warm and smells so good but oh no now it hurts it hurts so bad and why is this happening you barely got anytime to live as yourself and then you had to live as another girl and now your being smothered and theres Haymitch and everything hurts and maybe hes crying but it hurts and now your gone.

forever forgotten. what even happened to your family? did they watch the hunger games and recognise you? maybe. youll never know. you didnt even know yourself by the end of it forced to be some pretender of a girl you didnt even know. maybe you two would have been friends if you got the chance. oh well not like youll ever find out.

oh Louella if only youd had a chance to live.

oh Lou Lou if only youd had a chance to love.

[doberbutts]

Also it's still very funny to me when I say "I like Rings of Power" and someone sees it and says I'm not a true fan of Tolkien's works and must not know anything about his writing and then I post a picture of my bookshelf. Never gets old.

[polaritydisturbed]

Sometimes I think about how folks who only watch Doctor Who and not much else from British TV—don’t realize how often the show turns into a game of “OMG, it’s [actor] from [other British show]!”

[lovelyisadora]

Also when sep restarts his apprenticeship is he like. Okay so you rlly did cut out a lot of stuff huh. Wtf were u going to if I finished the apprenticeship. And marcia's like idk I didn't think that far ahead. Or like. What happens andjdndjfn I need More

quick context because this has been in my inbox for at least two years but this is about the apprenticeship arrangement in rewrite au (at least I am like 95 percent sure it is).

if Septimus had actually finished the apprenticeship, he wouldn’t have been able to take over as extraordinary wizard because of how she modified it to be age appropriate and because he went into it with little to no experience with or knowledge of magyk (in rewrite au, the extraordinary apprenticeship is more of an elite position; if the purpose is to train potential extraordinary wizards, then only apprentices who are top of their magyk classes or programs are considered). Marcia was never going to have him take over so young, but without the proper training, he couldn’t have taken over ever. so since she didn’t have a plan and never thought that far ahead anyway, and because the arrangement was always about his day to day functioning, she really was just figuring it out as she went (with no help from Silas or Sarah, but only because Marcia is the extraordinary wizard; the apprenticeship hiding the fact that she is his legal guardian is hers to figure out as far as they are concerned).

the hardest part, since she did want him to take over eventually, would have been keeping the arrangement a secret and finding how to prepare him in a way that qualified him without him realizing what was really going on. she would have pushed him to higher education, would have found ways to introduce new books and extra lessons and spells in a way that didn’t clue him in that she was teaching him the way he should have always been taught. anything, so that when she was ready and he expressed interest in replacing her, it could happen. but because he doesn’t have the easiest apprenticeship even modified as it is, none of this happens. it all falls apart because it wasn’t sustainable, but also because he wasn’t ready and neither was she (which she did warn Silas and Sarah about).

she tells him this, after the first three months of his restarted apprenticeship, but only when he asks. because he knew, after they finally talked about it when it all fell apart that the actual apprenticeship was different, but he hadn’t realized just how much. he’s taking magyk classes because Marcia warned him she wasn’t going to bridge his gap in knowledge. he would be more than prepared for some of it, but nowhere near ready for a lot of it. if he was serious about recommitting to the extraordinary apprenticeship then the extraordinary apprenticeship was what he was getting, nothing less, and he needs do the work he missed on his own. Marcia is also Marcia, so she pushes him harder and expects more of him than other extraordinary wizards might have expected of their apprentices if they were in this situation. his first three months are very difficult as a result and he starts realizing that being the extraordinary wizard is a lot harder than it looks, that the work required to get to that position is harder than he thought, and he’s like, oh my god, Marcia, were you going to throw me into that without any of this?

telling him the second part of it, that she still wouldn’t have told him about the arrangement had he finished his original apprenticeship, is almost as hard as it would have been to cover it up. he really does not like hearing that Marcia still would have lied by omission and kept it from him. he thinks that he would have deserved to know, had he not found out by accident when it fell apart.

Marcia ends the conversation there though, to his frustration, because there’s no point in talking about what would have been. he knows now. he’s doing the apprenticeship now, the right way. they’ve already discussed the arrangement, at length. they don’t need to discuss it any further.

except they do, because they resolved it without resolving it. if Marcia kept this from him, if she would have continued to keep this from him, what else must she be keeping from him? he never fully trusts her again.

[thelonelyshore-if]

my town has been sooooo foggy lately and it’s totally reminding me of easthaven 😫 i was driving home from work one night and it was super heavy and the way the lights shone through was so eerie…. thanks for helping me appreciate the spookiness 🖤

This is so fun to me because I do this all the time. Literally it's been so cold lately and I've just been like 'omg just like tls book 2'. Whenever it's foggy I'm instantly like 'it's just like Easthaven in real life'.

The idea that other people might also have that thought is absolutely mind blowing haha. Thank you for sharing!!

I love foggy days and how eerie they are <3

[i-set-my-autism-on-fire]

Might make an edit of this idea later but for now:

Hijack Tangled AU: Hiccup as Rapunzel and Jack as Flynn. (Yes I already made a post like this, but with Jack as Rapunzel instead-)

I think you could really lean into the idea of the vikings doing everything in their power to find the Chiefs son, and use that to emphasize just how big of a deal his kidnapping/the villains power is. Probably start a war about it or something? Yeah, the movie made a big deal about Rapunzel's kidnapping, but we never got to see the extent of the searches or anything. The princess simply vanishes and they're kinda only shown to be like "Well shit. Guess we could perform summoning rituals with lanterns?" Even if we know the reaction was probably way more severe. Movie limitations that don't have to affect fanfiction >:3

Speaking of the lanterns- What if the vikings did something similar? Probably wouldn't be lanterns for several reasons (materials, dragons, whatever immediate environmental damage that could result, etc.) but it would still have to be visible from a distance. Perhaps his kidnapping prompts them to try taming dragons, and then they fly on the dragons with torches or something? IDK, I only just came up with this part while typing the post LMAO

There could also create some great comedy when the prince does return and he's a fucking walking fishbone with hair longer than any dragon they've ever seen- oh and also he brought a Winter Spirit with him so there's that too lmao

Not sure how Toothless fits into this idea, you could go for a cat sized dragon, or find a way for Toothless to still be a huge Night Fury while also preventing him and Hiccup from flying. You could have Jack be responsible for Toothless? If you want Jack to be human in the AU then Toothless could be how he was able to find Hiccup either because they are friends before or because Toothless did a Maximus and accidentally chased him into Hiccup's prison. Or Jack could still be a spirit/still have his powers, there's honestly a lot you can do with the AU-

So many possibilities, so much potential! If you wanna write something with this idea then please do and please either @ me or send me a link if you post it! (And if you have ideas for the AU but don't want to/can't write a fic for this, feel free to add onto this post!)

[kabra-malvada]

Imagine hating a character for being boy crazy and girly then mischaracterizing them and missconstructing their actions to fulfill and justify your own made up idea of them in the most bad faith way possible... *sigh*

🌸🎀💖They can never ever make me hate them. EVER.💖🎀🌸

God forbid women young girls are flawed.