#reallyreallyreallytrying

[shrimptin]

@reallyreallyreallytrying

[voidmayonaisse]

Yeti Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 stews each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[starfish-comics]

Can't believe Reductress is giving credibility to a statistical error caused by Spiders Georgette who fucks 10,000 spiders a day.

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

"vidutinis žmogus per metus suvalgo 3 vorus" faktoidas iš tikrujų tik statistinė klaida. vidurinis žmogus per metus suvalgo 0 vorų. Vorų Žorž, kuris gyvena urve & kasdien suvalgo virš 10,000, yra išskirtis iir neturėjo būti įskaičiuotas

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ARADIA: i served cunt at a funeral t0day 0u0

SOLLUX: ii dont really know why people tell me 2tuff liike thii2. iim happy for you, or condolence2. iit2 none of my bu2iine22

[incorrectzarimanquotes]

Hombask: Sure, blame thee girl who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[bcmdavis]

Terra Nova x @reallyreallyreallytrying

[charl0ttan]

is there a charlotte Who To Follow list for other people that post good ? just some choice picks, cuz my hours at work got cut so i'm scrolling more and i'm tired of refreshing my following dash and there's no new posts

oooh great question 😁

@psygull my good friend roz who has great taste in media and Aesthetics and such :) great blog lots of tagging lots of eerieposting

@duckdotcom my good friend jon ^-^ very nice & can Poast

@gunksplunk followmaddy. do its now. bnuuy and other animals art👍

@crawfishcomic comik👍

@thatsbelievable (scrolling through my following rn) okay THIS is the first one that im actually really happy to be able to talk about like this. very comfortingly (to me) silly blog that posts snips perhaps from early 20th century newspapers in the Fucked Up And Weard Dimension. delightfully absurdist. really fun to have this blog around👍a treat

for that matter, @yesterdaysprint is also good if you want the real thing

@jame7t and @cryptotheism are a set i cant just recommend one at a time and also you have to follow both of them👍

@omegaversereloaded great taste in fashion and music which i can say even not being into all the same stuff. but i can still recognize a well curated palette🔥

@sealsdaily seals. daily

@nasukichan really really cute Girl art :)

@heathcliffbot heathcliff :)

@mewcharm really great furry art i love their deergirl luv a lot

@things-that-are-not-true <- lies blog

@seat-safety-switch really great creative writing

@mamamunny 🦌girl art............

@unteriors love this blog for how often it posts places ive been in my dreams

@medievaljournalist funnie

@reallyreallyreallytrying obligatory

@nilnco rlly cute animalgirls..

@wiki-but-made-them-up what it sounds like :p

@wordswithimages 🔥👍

@bonequest stupid fuckin comic

@best-thing poll blog. to find the best thing

@bunny-lovez really amazingly adorable girl art

@obligatorymorningfart funnie comics

@scoobydoomistakes very interesting to me

@aistobascistod silly anologies

@irish-american-chan admirable blogger

@wikicamp2

@preservationofnormalcy JUST found this blog today looks really interesting

[honeyblockm]

ONE SINGLE STATIC FRAME

A c!GeorgeNotFound webweave, based on this Yuker comic.

Yuker | @celestiahly | DSMP world download (trimmed) - @blockgamepirate | how indifferent you are to the coral - consumptive_sphinx | The Window Song - The Mountain Goats | All We Got Was Autumn. All We Got Was Winter. - Tawanda Mulalu | A Softer World 1243: listen while you can - Emily Horne and Joey Comeau | dawning crow | DSMP Transcripts 1 2 | The Iliad - Emily Wilson | @neongnosis | screenshotsofdespair 1 2 3 | The Final Quackity Lore - Quackity | GameFAQs | Flint and Steel - Minecraft Wiki | Otzi Awake - Max Lavergne (@reallyreallyreallytrying) | I am the coward who did not pick up the phone - Laura Kasischke | Things To Do in the Belly of the Whale - Dan Albergotti | Shut Your Eyes and Think of Somewhere - @massimoalba | Atlantis: A Lost Sonnet - Eavan Boland | Art House SMP | The Lost City of Mizu - Karl Jacobs, edited by Blueberry TV | Exit Signs - @exitsimu1ation | And What Good Will Your Vanity Be When The Rapture Comes - Hanif Willis-Abdurraqib

Made for @amaranthinecanicular for @mcytrecursive!

Um. Not the greatest experience to try and read this on mobile btw. sorry one day i'll get good at CSS o(￣┰￣*)ゞ I have some extra ramblings about the optimal screen resolutions for viewing this on the ao3 authors notes i think but just like. ya :thumbsup:

[bubblegumbarbie33]

Another The Lost Boys Incorrect Quotes Post

David: They hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe the killings too but that's unlikely.

@pathologising

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Star: Woman? No, you misheard, I'm an omen. I don't identify as male or female, I identify as a warning.

@generalgrievousdatingsim

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David: The sexual tension between me and disappearing with an explanation.

@bvbbydoll

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Michael, sitting in the lap of his hot vampire boyfriend: I've wanted to be a trophy wife since I was a little boy.

@a-seiji

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Paul: When you high and the world feels 3D.

Star: It is.

Paul: On God?

@sonypraystation

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David: Attempted murder is a form of intimacy by the way. Don't listen to anyone who tells you different.

@godsfavspike

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Sam: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

@the-quasar-hero

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David: Stop calling me a bad person just because I'm orchestrating your downfall.

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Edgar Frog: Sure! Blame the guy who's a huge idiot and causes a lot of problems, again.

@reallyreallyreallytrying

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Michael: How is 'pretty boy' supposed to be an insult I'm the prettiest goddamn boy in town.

@elfiot

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Marko: Teehee lol. *lunges at your throat*

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David: I'm such a man who leans in doorways. Relaxes against the counter. Drapes across the couch. Sprawls over an armchair. My spine isn't straight and neither am I.

@bagginshield

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Star, glaring at Marko: You are a fool. When you walk, clown music plays.

@garfieldtaxidermy

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Sam, wandering around the vamp hotel: Just because I broke into your house doesn't mean imma take something, maybe i just wanna look around damn.

@halodite

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Star, referring to herself: Any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother.

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Allan Frog: Bite the vampire first to establish dominance.

@tainbocuailnge

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Paul, picking on Star: You used to be shy, now you're a whore.

Star: Character development.

@xcurrerbellx

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David: Sorry I called you a fucking idiot I was trying to flirt.

@dont-give-a-fuck-club

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David and Star, sharing the same braincell: I couldn't fix him, but I could fuck him.

@slasherdean

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Dwayne: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." I would. Pussy

Paul: "I'm not gonna sink to their level." I will. Coward

Marko: "I'm the bigger person." I'm 5'7". Give me the gun bitch

@the-stray-liger

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Star, staring at David: There is something deeply, fundamentally wrong with you.

Michael, also staring at David: Can we kiss.

@authcenter

[lowkeyed1]

[ID: screencap from willow 2022 of boorman in the wildwood, caught in mid-sentence, gesturing emphatically. superimposed text from tumblr user reallyreallyreallytrying reads: sure. blame the guy who's a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again /end ID]

[whoseontop]

Spiders Georg and Shelob

Spiders Georg, of tumblr fame, is a man who lives in a cave and eats 10,000 spiders each day.

Source: @reallyreallyreallytrying

Shelob, of LotR fame, is a spider who lives in a cave and eats one man every 10,000 days.

Source: JRR Tolkien

So, if Spiders Georg and Shelob had gay sex,

[genius11rare]

Ive got some bad news....

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

[the-blackened-pearl]

curtesy of @reallyreallyreallytrying's post

[smallerontheoutside]

"most tumblr users will have at least one 10k post in their lifetime" factoid actually false. @reallyreallyreallytrying, who wrote the spiders Georg post and whose posts I regularly see cross my dash with thousands upon thousands of notes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[adz]

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