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hi orange! sorry its been a while, how come you're typing different now? - @stick-figure-purple
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He’s dead, by the way.
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assigned omega by auntie yi yi…….
#oh my god#happy pride 🌈#who is she. i need her lore. singaporeans of tumblr tell me more please#this was the second video on my tiktok feed after i landed here and then i had to scroll through her entire page of course#and ask friends and colleagues living and working here WHO IS SHE#and they were all like….. i’ve never seen her on my fyp before what have you been liking and watching#that an auntie screaming about omegaverse is on your feed#and i was like hahahaha normal stuff. you know. 😶🌫️#okay to be fair her profile doesn’t say she’s singaporean but i’m assuming#maybe she’s malaysian???#i can’t distinguish the accents still#anyway i love her#flashing tw#autoplay warning#tiktok#pride#pride month#lgbt#lgbtq#assigned omega by auntie yi yi........
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Hey, Lady Normal and Cat Tucker Eunuch.
Can you guys do magic?

#started playing simulations the second a bit after a lot of ppl said it was better than simulations the fourth on the illness post loll#the sims#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#thanks for the ask!#askbox closed
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I love-love AUs, where Jason adopts a kid and conventionally forgets to mention it to others, but I think it would be funnier, if he adopted an animal, but his family instantly started to think that he hides a child, because, honestly, it is obvious that he will end up with one anytime soon—
Jason, snoozing on his alarm: Hey, sorry, I gotta go. Dick: It is okay. See you around! Jason: *leaves* Tim, whispering: So, I don't want to start a panic, but his alarm name was "feeding time". Bruce, slamming his hands against the table: Finally! This had happened! Jason adopted someone! Dick, no less excited: We won. I am an uncle!
Jason, while scrolling the kangaroo ass carriers on the internet: Hm-m. Alfred, creeping on from behind, very enthusiastic: I would recommend you this one, lad. Jason, shuddering: Jesus— Jason: Uhh. Jason, thinking that Alfred probably knows, so there is no need to over-explain: Hey, thanks, Alfie. Alfred: Anytime.
Bruce, feigning nonchalance: So, how is the baby? Jason, thinking that Alfred just told Bruce about the whole thing: Well, better than ever. Bruce: Good. Where had you found him, by the way? Jason: Her. It is a baby girl, Matilda... And, well, in Crime Alley. Bruce, sniffling, because a) Jason is so him; b) he is such a girl dad himself by the nature: That's beautiful, lad. Jason: Uh, yeah?
Tim: Come on, when are you going to bring Matilda to introduce us? Dick is not getting younger. Dick: Hey— Dick: But also, yeah! I am not getting any younger. Jason, confused: You all are kinda obsessed. Jason: Like, there is literally nothing special. If you want to pat a dog, go and pat Titus. Don't bother my girl. Everyone, dropping whatever they were doing: A DOG?!
#Damian who knew everything bc Jason asked him all kind of questions about dogs: i am ashamed to be part of this family#half of a year later Jason actually adopts a girl#Jason: so do you wanna meet my daughter#everyone: we are not bying this for the second time.#Jason: ...#Jason: that would be on you#*a few weeks later*#Jason: can you babysit Lola?#Bruce: sure. who is Lola?#Jason: my daughter?#Bruce: ??????????? SHE WAS REAL#jason todd#red hood#batman#dcu#dcu comics#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#damian wayne
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Bam!Jim
#He's not out first OR second lets go Jim!#bamboozlers#jimmy solidarity#asks#traffic smp#wildlife smp#artsu#akoa
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#which could mean absolutely nothing at all
+bonus
#the pitt#thepittedit#michael robinavitch#heather collins#melissa king#frank langdon#robby/collins#melangdon#kingdon#<- whatever suits ur fancy#sometimes im like. they would never make this pairing romantic.#and then they go and parallel them with the only 2 romantic pairings in the show.#so like fuvck. whatever.#for reference. the second most common 'you ok?'s is dana asking both robby+collins twice
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if only
#things were pretty bad for a hot second but i drew skelebros angst so i'm okay now <3 projection does wonders#do you ever think about sock muppet's killing-a-time-traveller theory. I do. I do a lot.#undertale#sans undertale#papyrus#art out the oven#tw repetition#angst#ask to tag#[scheduled]
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once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#oh cater. cater cater cater.#i'm so sorry but riddle is the absolute funniest person to look at and be like#'actually yeah i think this is good. let's stick with this one.'#no it's great it's amazing cater is amazing actually#guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life 🤝 other guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life#those two guys 🤝 third guy who sees the hollow voids inside them and immediately goes 'i need to fill that with food'#in this house we heart the heart senpais#fucking love how freaked out cater was by punk riddle#who is this. this is not his jousama. :(#(i do think one of the things cater likes about riddle is that he looks like he should act really cute but he is in fact A Bastard)#(a riddle who enthusiastically calls him caykun and is just kinda adorable is wrong on an intrinsic level)#cater once they hit the second level of dreaming: okay he's actively trying to kill us but at least i know how to deal with this#god. the hug. i'm not okay#that said i can't wait until after episode 7 when it finally occurs to riddle to ask what their dreams were#cater: oh uh...you know. :) stuff :)#trey: oh mine was actually -- cater what are you doing. put the teapot down.#(the rest of this scene has been redacted for everyone's benefit)
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fiddauthor comic
#the people have been asking for it#and i've been thinking about this for a few days#because i'm imagining this exchange happening the second we walks through the door#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddauthor#fiddlesix#fordsquared#or whatever their ship name is#just pick one guys#myart#gay
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Oh ! i think i can see you i'm going to lower the hoverbike now, sorry if its a bit loud
@hazardous-rc
Ow. My ears.
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Rook got her dance
#someone asked on my last post if she got her dance#lucanis caved to rooks request after exactly 0.3 seconds#dancing’s fun when it’s with the person you killed gods for I guess#remember kids the victory ball is Now Canon because Dragon Age Lore is MINE NOW#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#lucanis x rook#dragon age#rookanis#datv#rook#dragon age fanart#lucanis dragon age#can u tell i had concepts of a background and then went no ❤️#checkerboard dance floor to save my brain#also lmao when I drew it with their crowns on they looked like when deers fight and their antlers get stuck together#Vivienne Rook Mercar#Rook Mercar#my art
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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
#wicked#wicked 2024#shitpost#my hand slipped oh no#madame morrible#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#imagine being her for a second yk#like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her#asks her to include glinda in their classes#and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant#and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing#and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything#and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am#i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE#can't deal with these damn lesbians again#i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out#also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted#BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE#LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN#WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???
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YAAAAY U REPLIED TO MY ASK! 1!!! 1! 1! 1!! (also can we have some more shadow hating Robotnik for existing and loving stone for... Also existing)

They're all adapting
#ask ask ask#stobotnik#agent stone#doctor ivo robotnik#shadow the hedgehog#shadow doesn't understand the dynamic but he will protect stone#stone just thinks the doctor is acting a bit weird but hey at least he's not dead#robotnik is trying to... be a good boss-friend? honestly he doesn't know#he just wishes shadow would leave#also i headcanon that ivo built Stone's motorbike#was probably the first thing he actually created once he recovered from the events of the second movie#and he added a bunch of stuff stone never uses and a lot of safety things#(he just came out of multiple surgeries stone you don't need to go through that too)#but anyway it's a very cool bike so in this particular au i think stone would he like#hey doctor maybe you can do one for shadow too!#and ivo goes haha. never. NEVER.
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Drawing the road trip/beach episode we never got
Part 2
#my art#doodle#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#spock#jim kirk#star trek#james t kirk#star trek the original series#mckirk#spirk#spones#mcspirk#yes spock does sleep with his eyes wide open why do you ask#can’t believe i fuckinh scheduled the second one wrong smh
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oh whoops accidentally drops this and reminds everyone spamton fucking said this while we were being teased about the chapter where we meet his former "business" partner

#deltarune#spamton#spamtenna#neon ravings#described#really funny to me that he dodged every question directly about romance like if you give me money I'll tolerate you#but the second someone actually asks him about shady business and it shares an acronym with men loving men he's like#YES I FUCKING KISS MEN WHAT ABOUT IT
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misunderstandings part 2
#For those who asked for a second part#Everything gets worse and worse#I will probably make a third part with a happy ending#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2#ghost call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#ghostsoap#soapghost#soap cod#cod
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