#source: scorpion

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: Lena, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Yelena: All the time!

Alexei: Then you should be used to it!

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Kaito: All the time.

Shinichi: Then you should be used to it.

[emmikay]

Father: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Greed: Um- All the time, Dad.

Father: Well, you should be used to it then.

[incorrectuksies]

race: have i ever put you in an unsafe situation? henry: all the time. race: then you should be used to it.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Hu Tao: You know you're not actually my dad, right?

Zhongli: You stop acting like my child, I'll stop acting like your dad.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Mitzi: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Wick: All the time.

Mitzi: Then you should be used to it.

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Gwen: You know you're not our dad, right?

Bruce: You stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your dad.

[incorrecthungergamesquotes]

Katniss: I’m not sure about this. Coin: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation? Katniss: All the time! Coin: Then you should be used to it!

[ladymiraclewings]

The Collector: I guess I like hanging around you guys, don't know why. King Clawthorne: Thank you. Hunter: I'm not sure if that was a compliment.

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

McQueen: Have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Buzz: All the time.

McQueen: Then you should be used to it.

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

Max: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation? Neil: All the time! Max: Then you should be used to it!

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: You know you’re not our mum, right?

Elisabeth: Stop acting like kids, I’ll stop acting like your mum.

[random-ish-incorrect-quotes]

Felix: You know you're not our parent, right?

The Unplanned Variable: You stop acting like kids, I'll stop acting like your parent.

[emmikay]

Havoc: I’m not sure about this.

Mustang: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Havoc: All the time!

Mustang: Then you should be used to it!

[sapphireluna96]

Vaggie: (telling more family stories) As all of you know, when my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words that aren't bound by the laws of English. And usually they're funny, but sometimes, they're terrifying. I was like sixteen when this happened, but she ran in from the backyard kinda panicked, and was like... "You need to be careful when you're out there! I just saw one of those... you know... like a spider lobster!" (The crew laughs) And I was like, I was trying to do my geometry homework, but you saw what??? "Spider lobster! I forgot what it's called." And I was like, "I'm gonna need you to think harder 'cos I can't sleep with a spider lobster outside! It's gonna eat me!" And she's like, "Okay, picture like a crab, who's just like a total asshole." (The crew laughs again) So I was like, "Okay, I can take on asshole crab 1v1, but spider lobster? That'll beat me in the cage match. And I think it'll drag me to Hell after." (The crew laughs again) And then I visualized a spider lobster in my head, and I was like, "Mom, do you mean a scorpion? 'Cos scorpion in Spanish is just escorpion. (The crew laughs again) And she's like, "Oh shit, you're right. It's the same word." And I was like, "Yeah; wait, we have scorpions in the backyard!?" (The crew laughs again)

[little-cereal-draws]

Nimona: when I interact with a new object, I’m gonna look at it for a little bit. I’m gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around. I’ll pick it up, wiggle it back and forth…

Nimona: and then that thing goes all the way in my mouth.

Nimona: and if it doesn’t try to get OUT of my mouth… it’s going down the hatch.

Nimona: if you ask me, it’s a pretty good way to do things