#trans shitpost

[anti-des]

[cassie-is-trans]

[metalheadspiderv2]

Tdick? You mean

[love-ardour-anarchism]

when i was a guy i had gynecomastia, now I just call it having really nice tits

[gr3ats4ge]

hello trans people!! friendly reminder that when i dig up your bones they're gonna go on my Bone Wall to be displayed for all eternity :)

[maydaylakes]

I am challenged to a fight. I accept, of course, as I shall not taint my honor,

But first I must ready myself.

I reach into my shirt and bra and remove a pair of breast molds.

“Oh. They’d flop around too much? Throw you off balance?” You ask, ignorant to my ways.

“No.” I reply, holding them to the side and letting them drop.

The earth craters from the impact.

[rage-against-the-cistem]

im not a chaser im a transinclusive womanizer

[macksting]

It's not too late for Breakfast On Pluto (2005) to star a trans woman. *slowly lowers Cillian Murphy into a vat of estrogen*

[anti-des]

A boy without a pussy is like an angel without wings

[tower-of-hana]

full-time woman is my favorite phrase for referring to trans women. Like how long do I have to be a full-time woman before I get my woman pension?

[metalheadspiderv2]

I like my women like I like my bacon.

Soft, limp, and in my mouth

(Seriously though. Holy shit why is that half soft erections hrt side effect so damn hot to me)

[love-ardour-anarchism]

call it multitrack drifting the way i got that autistic t-girl puppy swag (arf arf) and how I'm packing meat like i'm a t-boy working at the Kraft Foods plant (factory noises)

[remirixjones]

I'm just a short king, nobody loves me

Chorus: HE'S JUST A TRANS BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY

[thesinglebraincelltransgirl]

[luidilovins]

1930s news about a trans woman: Well I'll be curfuffled young Corlotta Jhonson has transformed herself from a dandy into a dame and what a Bombshell she's become. And How!

1930s news about trans men: Wanted dead or alive this young lady who started wearing trousers, the tomboy terror known only as The Crust is wanted for snorting the President's personal stash of opium and has slain nearly every senate member in a pistol duel.

[foone]

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.