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I've always found the idea of using lofty titles like Duke and Deo for baby names hilarious, primarily due to the beautiful image of little baby Warlord smashing mashed peas up his nose at the dinner table, but am I funny enough as an unimpressive 5'3" dumpster-diving transmasc to name myself something as cringingly, lavishly grandiose as "King"?
we shall see
#I will admit. I am tempted#Never really minded my legal name#But I do share a name with a royal so it would be a fun callback#Could I introduce myself without cringing? No#But would it be funny? Yes#And I haven't found a regular name I like yet#This face is NOT a Dennis#Does not look right#But my GOD could I live for the irony#For additional context#I have a reputation at work for eating just about anything#And almost everything I own is thrifted or from the curb#I am not an opulent man#And I dress like a tactical circus wizard#So I feel like I could hack it#Seeking opinions#Cringe or based#I just know my Opa would laugh
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every single song is about you (singer au!!)
accounts | private accounts | part one
part four | FLASHBACK






previous part | next part
#right i have just realised barty’s priv acc is verified and we’re gonna pretend that that wasn’t a mistake on my part#maybe he got bored and decided to hack twitter to get verified#yeah that’s definitely it#marauders#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#marauders incorrect quotes#regulus black#jegulus#james potter#sirius black#regulus arcturus black#starchaser#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#sunseeker#james fleamont potter#remus lupin#jegulus incorrect quotes#barty crouch junior#sirius orion black
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Life hack:
They're just dead gay wizards if you don't read canon
#harry potter#marauders#remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar#the marauders#marauder era#james potter#romantic moonwater#moonwater#regulus black#rosekiller#jegulus#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#to me to queue#hp life hack#marauders life hack
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the only thing ai knows is what Regulus would want James to get him.
#ew ai#100% regulus hacked it to make sure james knew what to get him#a new set of knives#a new set of daggers#a new set of shivs#a new set of scalpels#a new set of switchblades#a new set of pocketknives#a new set of dirks#a new set of poninards#a new set of bowie knives#a new set of bolos#a new set of machetes#a new set of blades#a new set of shanks#a new set of cleavers#a new set of yataghans#jegulus#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards from the 70s#regulus black#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker#star chaser#sun seeker#🌊💀 + 🛋️🦌#🛋️🦌#🌊💀
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.hack//Infection Playstation 2 2002
#gaming#retro gaming#video games#playstation#playstation 2#ps2#jrpg#nostalgia#ps2 nostalgia#cyberconnect2#bandai namco#bandai#.hack#.hack//imoq#.hack//infection#dot hack#2000s#2002#imoq#game gifs#gif#blackrose#black rose#the world#cc2#mac anu#rpg#fantasy aesthetic#magic#wizard
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literally one of the episodes of all time
#mike’s chair making frog noises. mike smelling josh’s beard. mike getting drunk and he and jack calling each other bitches#jay claiming hack o lantern is the best film of all time. the burning of vampire assassin in a satanic ritual.#josh essentially dying in this clip. it’s iconic.#red letter media#☹️#mike stoklasa#jay bauman#jack packard#josh the wizard
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"why are the marauders always into drugs?" because i want to burden them with addiction
#mine#marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#yall i see the pint of making them seem like coo kids and then guving them a cig#like yeah that sends the wrong message#consider: they all smoke and it disables them. remus cant run. marlene has a hacking cough. sirius stinks of ash
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I really want to get back into animating, but the mental barrier of sitting down to it got so high...
#wip#animation#dnd#dnd oc#corisander the wizard#my oc#my art#krita#sketch#art gif#its based on one piece eyecatchers my friend showed me 👀✨#really liked the format and i hope to get it done nicely#mind hack being that its more of an illustration than animation and therefore i may trick myself into not being afraid of it#but then i forget my mind is ten steps ahead and Doesnt Vibe With Illustration Either xDD#wish me luck i want to make cool stuff 🥺
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[Image description: a digital colored drawing of an elderly tortle character in the style of an indian star tortoise and a white, elderly halfing with grey shoulder length hair in a button up shirt, suspenders, and brown pants. They are standing next to each other with the halfling holding onto the tortle's arm. The halfling wears a ring on his left hand. End ID]
might be resurrecting Dagbert Bumblebrook the tortle necromancy wizard (it's his retirement hobby) for a different campaign, so here's him and his halfling husband, Norver the Accountant
#Dnd character#Dungeons and dragons#Theyre very supportive of each other's interests#norver especially as wizardry is an expensive hobby#Wizard hack marry late to a halfling widower with cash
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“eyo why’s THIS loser crying??”
oh don’t mind him he just thought to hard about the potential for a wolfstar fic where the ending has the energy of ‘Would You Fall In Love With Me Again’ from Epic: The Musical :)
he’ll be fine. give him a minute
#HELP I’M ON MY KNEES OVER IT-#AGHDBSJABD#HACK COUGH COUGH WEEP SOB#sirius black#remus lupin#sirius black x remus lupin#wolfstar#dead gay wizards#the marauders#marauders era#Spotify
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Adhd tip #95283464
Wizard:

#adhd tips#audhd#living with adhd#adult adhd#adhd brain#adhd problems#actually adhd#adhd#actually audhd#adhd hacks#wizard
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Casting spell of send migraine directly to hell. Will keep fellow wizards updated!

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“Olivia you’re always studying! How do you find the motivation!?!”
Babes. Bffr. I just pretend I’m Remus Lupin. That’s it.
#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#jegulus#regulus black#james potter#remus lupin#sirius black#jegulus fic#wolfstar#study hacks
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Imagine a being of absolute good just points at you and says, "You're the bad guys"
#critical role#cr spoilers#downfall#honestly big Question#I wanted to know how a being of ABSOLUTE Good could parse the question of#oblivion vs letting evil pass#like what if you just told the angel hey#if you open this fucking box youre never gonna close it again#so maybe unless you wanna doom us all then#DONT OPEN THE BOX#but these gods treated the angel like a misbehaving child yuck#same with tish#Everlight just FUCKING TELL HER the truth of what theyre unleashing#wait no theyre wizards#they absolutely think that they can hack this#we can control the end of everything#ah fools
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LIFE HACK:
Put tinfoil in your microwave for a fun little surprise! (:
#please don’t actually do this#this is a joke#shitpost#memes#lol#lmao#cursed memes#wizardblr#meme#wizardposting#wizard posting#autistic girl#we do a little trolling#fun surprise#life hacks
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Top parenting tip: respond to baby sounds with Oblivion NPC dialogue.
#goo gwah bah bwaah#i saw a mudcrab the other day#zhwaaah gah heh heh#they say syndicates of wizards are boycotting imperial goods in summerset isle#parenting#life hacks#oblivion#the elder scrolls#tes 4 oblivion#stop right there criminal scum#tes iv: oblivion#elder scrolls
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