#write an ebook for amazon

[brooke-hart]

Humans Are Weird: Weird Pain

I can't be the only that can handle a migraine or nearly breaking a limb with a wince but am rolling on the floor if I stub my toe...right (please validate me in the comments 😅). I can only imagine what an alien species would think... Human *coming back from cliffdiving because of course they never sit still*: Nah, I'll be fine.

Alien *seeing human holding his nose and...bleeding?*: what happened?

Human *shrugs*: I think there was a rock or something. Must have broken my nose.

Alien *is horrified*: we must take you to the medical wing-

Other human: Nah, this is like the rib thing.

Alien *eye witches*: Your nose heals on its own too?

Human: Yeah, I'll be all goo- Fuck! Shit!

Alien *rushing forward*: what's wrong?

Human *shifting onto one leg*: I hit my fucking shin on this table. Son of a bitch, that hurts.

Alien *staring*: does your...shin not heal?

Human *glaring*: it's not fucking broken.

Alien *barely processing*: Your broken bone...is fine but your non broken bone is too much pain?

Human *hisses in pain*: Yes!

***

If you want to check out “the rib thing” that is on my page! If you like this scene and want to see it as a full book (free with KU!) you can find those pinned to my page as well!

[niqhtlord01]

Greetings my friends.

After several messages asking for it, I have taken my works and adapted them into an official novelization. Now dotting the shelves of the Amazon marketplace is my first novel "Tales of Humanity: Are Humans Weird?" Enjoy 40+ short stories about humans who are brave, devious, cruel, confounding, and generally weird.

I wish to thank you all for following me and supporting me on this journey and hope you continue to enjoy the many more stories and tales to come.

Artist: KristjansDigiarts

[doesnotloveyou]

"I'm not a writer but I've read books on how to write so now I know everything and can tell you you're doing it wrong"

[pandoras-blog]

From the new poetry collection, "Feel Something," by Angel Scroggins. Releasing 8/12 - kindle version now available for pre-order

https://linktr.ee/angelscroggins

[nicholaskyleedwards]

If you’d like to check out my short collection of mental health poetry on Amazon kindle that would be amazing! As an indie author, reviews and engagement are very important to me 🤗

[sarnai4]

As per the poll, we actually had a tie between electrokinesis and hydrokinesis. For this week, I went with the former because our main character, Kostas, can do this one whereas a lot of other characters can't. So, it gives me a chance to let him show off. (I'll draw his mom next time!) He's the star of my new action-fantasy trilogy. The first installment is out now! It's called Changing Waters: Jiol.

Synopsis and link to access below!

What rests deep in the ocean? Mermaids? Monsters? Magic? All that and more.

Far below where any human can survive, there is a kingdom called Jiol. Kostas is a 14-year-old sorcerer who resides there with his mother and friends, but it is not their home. A home is filled with love, not fear and death. It is merely where they try to survive while the royal guards, the Patrollers, constantly raid the village. They kill anyone with tails, webbing, or fins—anyone who mutated for this underwater existence.

To protect innocent lives from the unending attacks, Kostas must get stronger even if this involves going behind his mother’s back. Training, sorcery, and seers are the villagers’ only hope against the Patrollers and a royal vizier who is as cruel as he is powerful. If Kostas cannot succeed as a protector of the village, Jiolans like him will be massacred to the point of extinction.

Amazon Link (typed out version: https://a.co/d/819WYr6)

[bonnibelleangelica]

[verobatto]

People!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

My ebook is finally out! Editorial Autores de Argentina.

Paranormal. Exorcismos. Fantasmas. Amistad. Terror gótico.

Language Spanish.

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Please signal boost to share my happiness 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You can purchase it in Amazon, Google play or Books Apple. (IT'S SO VERY CHEAP LOL)

I love you all!

[brooke-hart]

Humans Are Weird: Hangovers

Most species learn there is a cause and effect. And if there is a negative effect, they won't do it again. Not humans. We'll wake up, hungover, and hours later, be out drinking poison again and I personally find that such a funny thing about our race. Especially the morning after...

  The next morning, Zork’ak stared at Steve, Kai, and Wren, who were in various states of distress. Steve was facedown on the table, possibly asleep. Kai was drinking and eating with her eyes closed, looking disheveled. And Wren was practically curled in on herself. 

  "This," Adam said as he slid into the seat beside Zork’ak, "is what I was telling you about. Those three are hungover." 

  "Must you talk so loud?" Steve said without lifting his head. He was not asleep then. 

  "Must you drink so much?" Adam smiled as he started to eat. 

  Kai sighed, leaning back with a low noise. "I’m so going to puke."

  "Been there." Wren’s arms were wrapped around her bent legs, her head laid on top of one arm. Her eyes never opened. "All. Morning." 

  "I’m a little shocked." Carrie looked over Steve at Wren. "You are never hungover. These two," she pointed at Kai and Steve, "should form a damn club." 

  "But you are not hungover?" Zork’ak looked at Adam and Carrie. 

  Carrie smiled. "I know my limits." 

  "I know how to drink fucking water." Adam leaned forward and poured a glass of water on Steve as he answered. 

  Steve jerked upright, coughing. "What. The. Fuck?" 

  Adam and Carrie laughed, Jessica smiling as she approached the table. "You looked like you needed some water, man." 

  Steve pushed up from the table. "Fuck you." 

  "More drinks tonight?" Carrie shouted after him. 

  He lifted a hand in response, showing only one finger. That made the three of them laugh again, and Zork’ak looked over to see Wren turning her face into her arms, blocking her eyes. 

  "I’m with Steve right now." Her voice came out small and muffled. 

  Jessica lifted a cup to her mouth, smiling as she looked at Kai and Wren. "You should have just kept drinking. Hair of the dog keeps it all at bay." 

  At her words, Kai was on her feet and running. Adam shook his head. "Guess she wasn’t kidding about puking."

  "And none of this deters you?" Zork’ak asked, his body recoiling from what he just watched. "You do not wish to avoid this?"

  "You’ll learn at some point that very little deters us." 

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Get Humans Are Weird on Amazon now, in ebook, paperback, or hardback! If you love aliens reacting to human's hilarious and erratic behavior, found family vibes, and a sweet friends to lovers subplot, check it out now!

[lindira]

I’m having fun discovering all the different places around the world you can order my book in paperback. It’s in Waterstones in the UK! Thalia in Germany! Booktopia in Australia! It’s not in the link, but I found it in Kinokuniya in Japan! It’s exciting! Just a couple weeks to go!

[dollheartedddd]

AGATHOKAKOLOGICAL.

[the-golden-comet]

✨🎵Composition Analysis: Into The Desert Sands 🎵✨

Hello, everyone! 💛✨

I’m back with another music composition analysis from my Story Soundtracks, this time for Your Wish Is My Command. As always, use headphones for the best listening experience.

‼️Warning:‼️ “Into the Desert Sands” is about a chase through the desert. As such, you may experience anxiety when listening. Discretion is advised.

So what’s going on in the plot is that Ali is being chased by his god. This is before he meets Noah, and is the origin of his curse to the magic lamp. I wanted to give the feeling of frantically running, tripping, and struggling to keep up to avoid the impending storm. Frantic, sporadic, without a means of clear direction other than navigating out of the sandstorm and running away from Allah.

Instrumentation: An Oud, A Riq, Violins section and Solo, Ney, and Hand Claps

Meter: 3+3+2/8. Beats are focused on the beginning of each group of notes (ONE-two-three, ONE-two-three, ONE-two)

Tempo: Presto, 190-200 bpm

Key signature: Bb minor, with Phrygian and Dorian melodies. The scale used is common in middle-eastern motifs.

Melody: Primarily given to the Ney and the Oud. Sporadic, falling 16th notes in the Ney to demonstrate tripping over one’s heels, mimicked in the Oud. Octave leaps help re-establish the stepwise melodies, which rise and fall like tides in the sand.

Really awesome cool part: The Strings become a high “crunch chord” and grow in intensity. These strings represent the blazing sun ☀�� , pulsing in and out of the song to demonstrate its heat waves beating down into the desert.

Motifs: Hear that half-pitch stagger on the JAWS theme? That’s to build anxiety. This is a variation on the JAWS motif, which “struggles” to keep up with the tempo.

That’s all for now! I hope you enjoyed the music, and if you haven’t already be sure to check out Your Wish Is My Command, Available for free on Archive Of Our Own!

Have a great week! 💫

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[lovelyreviews1]

The Hallow Veil

I wrote a new book I called the Hallow Veil. The Ebook is ready for purchase but the paperback book it still under review. It is published through KDP so click the amazon link below to check it out.

In Crowmoor, secrets swing from the trees—dog tags marked with numbers no one dares speak aloud. When Nyra stumbles upon a grave that shouldn't be there, her body begins to change. Symbols etch into her skin. Whispers follow her through fog. And the Veil Tree—the one no map remembers—starts to breathe again.

As ancient rituals awaken and the Lost Thirteen demand remembrance, Nyra must decide: protect the town that raised her, or uncover the truth buried in its roots—even if it means embracing the darkness blooming within.

But the tree doesn’t just remember. It watches. And the final mark is waiting.

The Hollow Veil is a gothic supernatural descent into memory, fate, and transformation. Perfect for readers who crave poetic horror, spiritual symbolism, and heroines who rewrite their own endings.

[pandoras-blog]

New poetry collection, "Feel Something" by Angel Scroggins, now available

Find it and other poetry books below

https://linktr.ee/angelscroggins

[inkandpaperqwerty]

shoutout to my fellow authors frustrated by slim profit margins!! it's insane to me that, depending on the distributor, i get $1.84 on a $19.99 paperback (that's for wholesale, so you have to offer a discount to retailers), $0.88 on a $17.99 paperback (honestly don't understand D2D's numbers and am not publishing with them again), and the absolute best deal is through KDP, where I get $3.57 for every $15.99 paperback. another author i follow coined it perfectly when they said they don't have a side hustle; they have a very expensive hobby. having said all that, give the author(s) in your life a BIG hug (and a kiss if that's not gonna make it weird) the next time you see them!!