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Rewatched the (old?) beast trailer and I just noticed this:

I was wondering why he looked so different in the trailer… still hot tho

Watch out grandpa, me coming for you ;)

(/nsrs)

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The x reader community and their mistreatment of the transmasc community

Okay I know I’ve already made a post about this but it’s actually pissing me off.

It’s clear that many people who write transmasc have either never actually met one in their life or they fetishize them really badly.

The fetishization of trans people in this community is something that’s so utterly DISGUSTING. It makes me sick.

People seem to think that a majority of us like being feminized or being boiled down to what’s in between our legs at the moment.

I can’t say for everyone but I don’t like getting my crotch referred to as a “Boypussy.” Or anything else in the manner.

You guys genuinely think you could just do a female reader and then slap he/him pronouns on it instead and call it transmasc?

No.

We look to these tags as a safe space. To feel seen and to feel valid in a world where coming out could mean getting hurt or even dying. Where coming out means that we could no longer have a support system or not even a family anymore.

And to see this watered down and heavily sexualized version of our community and even ourselves is like telling us that safe space doesn’t exist. That we are not real men (Which we are.) and even that we’re not even human at all.

I’m asking you to think next time. When you’re writing out the same things that I am talking about. Think about how DEHUMANIZING and DYSPHORIC that must feel for a trans person to read your shit and feel like their identity, WHAT THEY WERE BORN TO BE, What ALWAYS has been there in their soul, is just one big fetish.

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“Deceit follows those who seek freedom.”

The Fount of knowledge HCs

‧₊˚ 🫐 ✮⋆˙ ₊˚❔⊹⋆｡𖦹 °

“It’s filthy, disgusting, so ugly, for sure.”

TW: spoliers, possible yandereisk themes, mention of violence/death, mention of the Fount of knowledge’s corruption into SMK, possible angst, this is mainly fluff, etc..

CW: SMK/the Fount of Knowledge, mention of the (pre-corrupt) beast/virtues, the witches (good and bad), The Blueberry Yogurt Academy, etc..

Credits to @frog-of-the-blog on tumblr for the Fount of Knowledge sprites, they honestly look amazing! Make sure to check them out. Also, since we don’t know how SMK used to act in the past, most of this is HC-based, so this can be entirely wrong. The reader will have they/them pronouns for gender neutral reasons.

‧₊˚ 🫐 ✮⋆˙ ₊˚❔⊹⋆｡𖦹 °

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-Alright let’s get it out of the way, yeah, he’s a nerd in every way possible. You literally have to physically hold him back from buying out a whole library. He often tries to justify his purchase by saying that he’s supporting small businesses which is just an excuse.

-The Fount of knowledge doesn’t really mind lying? Like he’s told white lies before to many of his students, especially if they ask why cookies were invented in the first place. He just doesn’t like deceit because he was taught by the witches that it was wrong.

-Even before being corrupted, The Fount of knowledge was known for being jealous. Most of the time, he controls himself and holds back, but I kid you not when I tell you that he is not above beating someone up till they die if they hit on you. Of course, he rarely acts on his jealousy.

-He’s a very busy man, like extremely busy, so he often goes to the other virtues for advice and surprisingly enough, he gets good date ideas from Herald of Change! He does make time for you, he just gets busy with the blueberry yogurt academy.

-The Fount is pretty shy when it comes to affectionate, mainly keeping it behind close doors unless he feels jealous. Like the least he can do is hold your hand for like… a minute before getting all shy and flustered. It’s cute!… if you ignore the fact that he’s an old man.

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જ⁀➴ Spit - Princess Nokia and Show me the Body

0:32 ━❍──────── 4:33

𐙚 “I’m ugly, disgusting, and filthy, for sure.”

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“He makes me laugh”(๑¯◡¯๑)!

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Okay then, would you do Yandere Clotted Cream Cookie X Espresso Cookie.

I can prob do that ship, but I’m already working on some other writing so you’ll have to wait for that to be done. Luckily, it’s just a couple more of yandere crk HCs, so you’ll won’t have to wait too long, anon!

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Question: Do you take Yandere Character X Character requests? Like Yandere Pure Vanilla Cookie VS Yandere Silent Salt Cookie whose darling is White Lily Cookie for example. Not asking, just curious.

I actually do Yandere Character x character request, I just normally do Yandere character x reader so I can get a good idea yknow?

It also sorta depends on the version of the characters too? Like I HC Yandere SMC being more dangerous than Yandere Sage of truth.

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꧁"A call for freedom must be silenced."꧂

Silent Salt cookie (yandere) Hcs

⚔️☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆

"Will they miss her when she's dead—

Or will they just pretend?”

TW: for abusive behavior since this is a yandere x reader HCs. I also made these LOOONG ago, so expect some ooc stuff. Silent Salt using They/him pronouns, Silent Salt being the “father” of the ST. Pastry church, possible spoilers, Silent Salt being very fatherly, cookie gore/violence, kidnapping, etc..

CW: mentions of other beast and ancient cookies, along with Elder faerie cookie and his people, gingerbrave (his adoptive son, trust!). And of course, mentions of the ST. Pastry church cast!

⚔️☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆

-ˋˏ ༻𖤓༺ ˎˊ-

-No cookie can withstand the silence of a withered garden.... You learnt that the hard way. When you first meet Silent Salt cookie, he seemed so much different. Silent? Yes, but incredibly kind. He protected all cookie kind, going out of his way to heal their wounds with such grace that even Eternal Sugar cookie would be in awe of the sight.

-You were one of many of cookies he saved, but you were not like the others. You made him talk, made him express himself, made him feel a warm feeling in his chest.. he’d take you out to walks, pray in the church with you, and even let you help him out in the orphanage! But, then everything changed, all of earthbread was in chaos as their savior now turned into a beast.

-When the knight was sealed away by Elder Faerie cookie, all his mind thought about was to cut everyone all down, to remind everyone how easy it will be to crush them all. But, they held their tongue as always, they didn’t mind playing the long game. Why? Because they knew that in the end, you’ll meet again!

-Oh but the wait made him crumble due to rage, the thought of not seeing you, the thought you possibly living your live as they sat in their cage.. it made him want to rip that little fly’s wings off, but he knew better to let his emotions out. But once he was free, he made no waist in tracking you down and taking you back to the church.

-After that day, you were locked in a room and only the Shadow sisters and Reverend Mother cookie could tend to your needs. Even the other Beast weren’t allowed in the church and they knew how Silent Salt cookie could get, so they didn’t bother to fight him.

-But, you weren’t alone. Sometimes, in a rare occasion, Silent Salt cookie allowed you outside your cage so you can play with the orphans. Just like the old days, wasn’t it? If you ignore how Silent Salt cookie would hover over you, supervising every small action you did and didn’t take, you could say it was normal.

-If he ever meet Gingerbrave, he’d kidnap him and put him in the cage with you. Why? Because he can’t hurt a child, so he’ll let you two bond instead. Soon, you will be a happy family! Just you, him, and your cute son! If either of you tried to run, he’ll just break a couple of your bones! A leg or two is fine, no?

-ˋˏ ༻𖤓༺ ˎˊ-

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꧁“Your fall is my greatest treasure."꧂

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જ⁀➴ Prom Queen - Insane Clown Posse

01:43 ━━━━●───── 03:50

⇆ㅤ ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻

ılıılıılıılıılıılı

ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮

“Nobody talks to me, I only talk to I.”

“And I’ve telling myself lately—“

“She’s gotta die.”

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“THE HELL YOU MEAN

SILENT SALT GOT HIS DESING LEAKED???”

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୨🩵୧❝WE ARE FORSAKEN!!❞

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★彡 ┊All of my forsaken art as of recently :D!! BTW there might be some non-forsaken related stuff here, hope that’s alright!

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★ˊˎ╯꒰My commissions are open, but I only take Robux so yknow—HOWEVER!! I do take request, so just comment your request if you want （‐＾▽＾‐）!!

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★ˊˎ╯꒰ Omg, ty!! But honestly, Lotmk Wukong being a happy mama is something I never thought I needed in my life.

-ˋˏ ༻𖤓༺ ˎˊ-

Check em out, they make cool Wukong x reader stuff!! Sorry that I don’t have much to say, my jaw is dropped so yknow.

𐙚 “He looks exactly like his stupid father!!”

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How do you think the (fem) monkeys would handle their stupid hubby (and their baby)?

PS, by stupid I don’t mean they’re not smart, more or less that they’re derpy? Aka, not the type to think, daydreaming often, having bilateral exotropia ( aka, both eyes looking away from each other ), a wobbly + wide smile, etc..

Like imagen that after Sun Wukong finish giving birth, she’s staring at her kid who looks identical to her stupid husband (minus the tail cuz y’know, monkey genes).

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ヾ(￣ー￣)X(^∇^)ゞ

“Awe, he’s so small!!”

“Where is his fur…?”

The Disrespect!!!🤣😲😆Also, I'm sorry for being late to the party😅😅😅

(Lmk Wukong) You......every single one of her cubs looks exactly like you. Wukong would be a bit pouty like she's the one that spends months carrying all those newborns. Instead, all her little peach cubs took on her hubby's genes, not to mention they have your long, fluffy fur, but eventually, she's becomes happy because they look like you. On a brighter note they cubs definitely have everything from her sunny personality to her cheery smiles😁, as for braincells well.....their babies so😅

(MKR Wukong) Pffffff yeah she is pissed looking at her cubs, after months of pregnancy and hours of labor her cubs look nothing like her. Like seriously did her genes even try it's like they all got their asses kicked by your genes. Wukong got extremely frustrated, all her cubs look just like you not even her daughters had her looks. Wukong would grumble over it for a few hours but she definitely happy that her cubs were healthy. As for their personalities, they all have her resting b*tch face and their tempers show when she takes to long to feed them😆🤣

(HIB Wukong) She'll be just as grumpy as MKR Wukong would be, like seriously it looks like her DNA didn't bother at all. They are all have long fuzzy fur and they all have your fur color, not to mention they were surprisingly chubby. However the cubs even though they cried loudly at first they all have bored or tired expressions. Not to mention some of the cubs get annoyed with loud noises and don't like to be bothered. They all just had to have her personality, just freaking great😮‍💨

(NR Wukong) She Squeal so happy-go-lucky and cheerfully, because all her fluffy little cubs look like her favorite person you😊 she instantly loved every single one of her newborns. They cubs were all extremely fluffy, and had your fur color and facial expression. they sure had a lot of energy for cubs that were recently born and they are loud and vocal, and they were basically all over the place Like their mama. Wukong would be esthetic about her cubs being like her personality wise, she loves them and you so much🥰🥰🥰

(Netflix Wukong) Her jaw dropped when she got to see her beautiful cubs, all of them looking like you!!!! Those chubby little cubs were all giggling and smiley and very clingy like you would be. She would pout of course because her cubs didn't get a chance to be blessed with her good looks, however they got to your pretty cute face which is just as much of a blessing😉 She became even prouder of them when they shot a laser into the roof. Just like they're mama😉

(BMW Wukong) Chunky Feral little cubs they are dispite looking exactly like you. Wukong's pride like her pelvis was shattered because none of her cubs have her looks, especially her daughters that also look exactly like you. She's outraged and is definitely making a big old show about it, but at the end she loved every single one of her babies, however not all was lost. The cubs quickly became unpredictable and mischievous, not to mention they all seen to love biting things especially people😈

(Destined one) The Destined one would find it interesting that her cubs that were in her womb for months, came out looking completely like you. She would pout a bit but she mostly finds it funny how they look like you, but act just like her. Seriously all the cubs are super quiet and borderline mute in a way, and well behaved just like their mama. It's also a bit strange when they seem to have her serious expression too but at the same time it wouldn't be a surprise😑

(Lotmk Wukong) Her eyes would sparkle in astonishment the second she sees her newborns. They look like you and that would bring tears of joy in her eyes. All her cubs are bright eyed and had beautiful long fur, and they were so social and friendly. She loves them all so much, however they are kinda protective of you both. The cubs also seem to have nasty temper whenever they feel threatened or hungry, so at least they got something from her🤭

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Goddess!yn:i found the one I want to marry!

Friend:gasp*no way who are they!?

Goddess!yn:point down at MK*

Mk:trying to lick his elbow*il telling you mei! I was able to do it yesterday!!

Friend:…….* look at yn* are you sure ?

Goddess!yn:smitten and giggles*yes!~💕

Casually watching your really, really, really, cute bf just beyond his dimension of perception

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“Why not ask your dad for help, Charlie?”

｡:*-ˋˏ 𓆩⚝𓆪 ˎˊ-*:｡

Pilot Lucifer x (Lilith-esk?) reader

( mainly read as romantic,

But can be read as platonic dating )

TW: spoilers, occ/headcannons about Pilot Lucifer, mentions of Christianity/religion, Lucifer being a bad dad along with Reader being… not the best either?, Biblelore, etc..

CW: Hazbin hotel pilot characters, mention of real demons outside of Christianity (aka, Lovecraftian or Yokai), etc..

🍎☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆🍎☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆🍎☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆

-Let’s get it out of the way, Lucifer isn’t a good father or even average. Sure, when Charlie was young, he’d be kind and play around with her, but even then you still did most of the parenting even now. Once she was old enough to be somewhat independent, Lucifer saw no real reason to hold her hand anymore and become more distant, often focusing on you or work instead of Charlie.

-He does hate sinners, not viewing them as “his” people and is still somewhat short(at least being taller than his daughter). Most of the time, he lets Satan do the hard work for him unless you feel like helping out—which you don’t.

-Most of the time, you deal with Lucifer being all lovey-Dovey with you whenever he has free time. Often going on dates even if there’s no special occasion, Lucifer and you both make time for each other but none for Charlie.

-Lucifer and Adam actually have a neutral relationship with each other, not hating or loving each other. (Think about a co-worker relationship). Often times, you two have a double date with Adam and Eve (or Lute in this case? Idk..) since it’s not like you guys are enemies or whatever— of course, not many people know about said lack of hate. He also gets along with other demons, mainly few like Lovecraftian beings, Yokai, etc.. he doesn’t respect Overlords since they’re useless in his eyes, so he doesn’t have many friends in hell compared to heaven.

-Long story short, you dating a weirdo.

🍎☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆🍎☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆🍎☆⋆｡𖦹°‧𓃶ִ ࣪𖤐♱⋆

“Ah.. I wouldn’t want to bother my dad.. He really isn’t into the whole.. Rehabilitation stuff..”

“Awe, shame, I’d love to meet him!”

“Hehe, you really don’t..”

｡:*-ˋˏ 𓆩⚝𓆪 ˎˊ-*:｡

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ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ ꒰ ┆ “Biting is its love language”

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

Macaque x (Nekomata/Xianli) reader

(Mainly read as platonic,

but can be seen as whatever).

TW: Spoliers (mainly tame), mentions of violence such as murder and cannibalism(?), reader being a flawed character(who we love), occ, typical cat behavior, jealousy, etc..

CW: LMK + JTTW cast, cat spirits(or spirits in general??), mention of other cats, etc..

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

-Macaque meet you randomly, don’t get it wrong, alright? You were in your cat form, looking for a human to curse and/or eat only to dump into Macaque who was just hanging out. Long story short, you turned up your A-game, acting all cute and he decided to adopt you!

-Most of the time, you just stay in his dojo (which is your home now~). But, of course, you do go out to find some humans to trick, mainly just killing them to eat their bodies or cursing them. Of course, you repay him by letting him pet you and touch your belly, indulging in his cute aggression.

-When Macaque invited MK to his dojo, you automatically got incredibly angry that Macaque invited someone. You got so hissy whenever Macaque trained MK, often screaming(or meowing?) at MK for getting near your monkey man. (The same applies to Sun Wukong, you really don’t like em).

-Yes, Bai he and her cat both hang out with you, you three having a rather more playful relationship than with the others. Of course, Mo and Sandy are also welcomed by you—You and Mo actually cuddled together whenever you visit each other.

-Even if Macaque knowns you’re not a “normal” cat (or not, it’s up to you to interpret it), he still treats you like one, so don’t be surprised if he gets cuteness aggression and starts to pet you like his life depends on you. Yes, you do loaf and make biscuits on his lap whenever you’re hungry—mainly for humans, but it’s not like you can speak.

‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

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𐙚 Aaaweee, this is so cute n I love it sm (╥﹏╥)!!

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I’m so happy to see more Ruxue user cuz she’s such a cutie, ngl I fell in love immediately with the writing and no need to apologize, I’m fine with waiting! please understand how much I love em☆

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Maybe this is just me, but I thought reader was gonna pull on Wukong’s ears—that prob just me tho lol

Hello! If you don’t mind, can you do Fox spirit (Huli Jing/Kitsune) reader and Sun Wukong (preferably LMK) where the reader enjoys to hold tails with Sun Wukong (up to you if the relationship is established or not).

Just felt like it would be such a cute idea to see in your writing style which I love with all my soul（‐＾▽＾‐）!!

Slight lore spoliers down below 4

The Monkey King 2014 movie.

(I really miss Ruxue and Sun Wukong’s relationship in The Monkey King 2014. She’s basically his childhood friend n first love who ended up dying by the demon bull king in the end, she was such a cutie which made me so sad:(!!)

Hope you like ૮꒰ིྀ˶꜆´˘`꜀˶꒱ིྀა Sorry for the delay

⪩. .⪨I learn from the best ⪩. .⪨

The golden evening breezes whispered through the leaves of flowering peach trees, spreading a sweet fragrance through the air. The sky was tinged with warm shades of orange and pink, reflecting in the calm waters of the lake, where the willows bent their branches as if they wished to caress the mirrored surface. Seated on a moss-covered rock, you intertwined your fluffy tail with Sun Wukong's, feeling the comforting warmth of his presence.

He let out a low chuckle, his eyes gleaming with a mix of amusement and tenderness. "You really like this, huh?" His voice had a playful tone, but you could feel the sincere affection behind the words.

With a mischievous smile, you pulled your tail closer, enveloping yourself even more in the softness of the intertwined tails. "Of course I do. Your tails are warm... and soft." You tilted your head, watching him with glimmering eyes. "And you never refuse."

Wukong scoffed, crossing his arms, but the small smile on his lips betrayed his attempt to feign disinterest. "Pff, as if I were that easy."

You laughed softly, pulling him closer with a slight movement of your tail. "You're easier than you think, Monkey King. I just need to do this..." You gently slid your fingertips over his tail, feeling the golden strands bristle under your touch.

Wukong immediately stiffened, his ears twitching like a startled rabbit’s. "Oi! That's cheating!"

"Oh?" You grinned, pressing your advantage. "I thought you were the great and mighty Monkey King, undefeated warrior, fearless trickster... But here you are, getting flustered over a little tail touch."

He narrowed his eyes at you, lips pursed. "I am NOT flustered."

"Then why are your ears turning red?" You teased, flicking the tip of his tail just to see his reaction.

With a dramatic groan, Wukong flopped onto his back, hands over his face. "I swear, you're worse than Buddha himself. He trapped me under a mountain, and here you are trapping me with—ugh—feelings."

You burst into laughter, leaning over him. "Oh, poor, poor Monkey King. So tormented by my affection. However will you survive?"

He peeked at you between his fingers, a sly grin creeping onto his face. "I dunno. Maybe if I had a little kiss, I’d regain my strength."

You gasped, dramatically placing a hand over your heart. "The audacity! Using my own tactics against me!"

"I learn from the best." He wiggled his eyebrows, clearly enjoying himself.

Rolling your eyes but unable to suppress a smile, you leaned in, brushing a soft kiss against his forehead. Wukong blinked in surprise before his entire face lit up with delight. "Hah! I knew it! You totally li—"

Before he could finish, you flicked his forehead, making him yelp. "That’s for being insufferable."

He rubbed the spot, pouting. "Not fair. I liked the first part better."

You simply shook your head, resting against him as the breeze carried the scent of peaches through the air. His tail wrapped around yours a little tighter, and despite all his theatrics, his hold was firm—like he never wanted to let go.

"Hey," he murmured after a moment, voice unusually soft. "You’re not gonna disappear on me one day, right?"

You looked at him, the playful glint in his eyes now tempered with something quieter, something real. You squeezed his tail against yours. "Not even if Buddha himself tried to trap me under a mountain."

Wukong grinned, tugging you closer. "Good. Because I think I really, really like this."

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Hihihihihihihi I love your fanfics they are so cool :31!!1!1!1!1!

Ty anon, I’m so happy you like my fanfics!

I’m glad you think it’s cool, but I feel like I could always just improve in the future since english isn’t my first language.

(ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ)

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“Oh, mister wolf, you want me to stay? But I fear we’ll regret it one day.”

IS THAT ME AND MR WOLF BY THE REAL TUESDAY WELD??

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED!

Ahem, anyways—yeah, it was either “Me and Me wolf by The Real Tuesday Weld” or “The Day Before You Came by The Real Tuesday Weld”, so I ended up picking the first one. Happy to see someone knows their music:3!!

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“My perfect Marionette~.”

Shadow Milk Cookie HCs

‧₊˚ 🩻 ✮⋆˙ ₊˚🎧⊹⋆｡𖦹 °

“Oh, mister wolf, you want me to stay? But I fear we’ll regret it one day.”

TW: slight spoilers(mainly tame), possible yandereisk themes, SM being a morally evil cookie (who all we love), mention of violence/death, slightly suggestive ( aka biting and stuff, but nothing NSFW), this is mainly fluffy, etc..

CW: Shadow Milk Cookie, other CRK characters ( such as Pure Vanilla cookie, the other beast, etc.. ).

Based on @dedfly ‘s CK/SM x anon art, maybe check them out since they’re honestly awesome and deeply underrated! These HCs are mainly romantic, but can be platonic dating depending on your preferences. BTW, the reader will have they/them pronouns for gender neutral reasons.

‧₊˚ 🩻 ✮⋆˙ ₊˚🎧⊹⋆｡𖦹 °

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-Let’s get it out of the way—yes, he’s the jealous type. Whenever he sees you around the other cookies (expect for the beast cookies, he’s cool with the gang), he automatically pouts before shooting a glare at whoever dares to even breathe your air. Of course, you always calm him down with butterfly kisses.

-As evil as your man is, only you can insult him. So whenever a cookie tries to say something, you often end up beating that said cookie while Shadow Milk Cookie places his hands on his cheeks with a playful smile. It’s like he gets a power trip off seeing you defend him, he either becomes a playful ass: “Baaaabe, staaaawp, you know I’m shy!!” or be your personal cheerleader, doing whole choreographed works while you beat someone up.

-Often, he dresses himself up all pretty whenever you two go outside for a date as to show off to other cookies. Mainly wearing jester related clothing, but making sure to stand out. If you praise him, he always lets out a smug scoff saying that obviously he’s the handsomest cookie to live!… only to ask you to repeat the praise again, basically fishing for compliments.

-Yes, he has fangs which he proceeds to nibble on your fingers. Like a cat, biting is a love language he enjoys, but unlike Burning Spice Cookie, he isn’t going to bite your face off, so it’s only mildly annoying to you. Most of the time, you find the jester only leaving soft and light marks on your fingers and at worst, he takes a playful nibble of noise. Again, he is nothing compared to Burning Spice Cookie.

-When he confessed to you, he did it through a puppet play and you cannot believe how long it was. He plan out the whole puppet wedding, domestic life, how we could kill million of cookies as a present for you.. you know, the usual! Anyways, he was over the moon when you accepted and return his feelings.

-He has odd gifts, alright? Look, he’s tried getting tips from Eternal Sugar Cookie herself, but the gifts are not the best. Most of the time, you end up getting gifts such as a bouquet of cookie’s (still beating) hearts, designing fancy outfits for you, and so on, so on.. either way, Pure Vanilla has to force him to get you normal gifts even if the Beast whines.

-Long story short, he’s a ♾️/10 and you cannot convince me otherwise. Of course, he’s not the best, but he’s trying his best! Basically, you two are cutie pies who love each other.

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જ⁀➴ Me and Mr Wolf - The Real Tuesday Weld

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𐙚 “The old and upright, what do they know?

I'm all appetite, you'll help me grow!”

𐙚 “Oh my love, I want you too

But, my desire may prove your doom.”

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“His evil eyes and jolly smile captivate me”(✿╹◡╹)!

[00dlyhappy]

𐙚 "Putting the love in Lovecraftian”.

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MK ( Qi Xiaotian ) x Eldritch Horror Reader headcanons

TW: spoilers, lovecrafting lore, slight horror elements (nothing too explicit), mentions of trauma (such as nightmares and such), MK being in his monkey form, possible occ, kinda/pretty short, etc..

CW: MK, mentions of JTTW + LMK characters (mainly mentions of Mei, Pigsy, Tang, etc..), Lady bone demon being mentioned.

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-TBH, he was scared of you for obvious reasons when you two first meet, and he (sorta) still is. Of course, he loves you too much to ever hate you. You often get scolded by him whenever you kill someone tho.. which you calm down a bit, only killing people you see as a threat.

-You live with him, no questions asked. Most of the time, you mostly stay cooped up in his room and greet him with a hug whenever he’s back from hanging out with Mei, working for Pigsy, hanging out with his mentors, and so on. Believe it or not, Teng often entertains you by telling you stories from Chinese mythology which kills time.

-Of course, since you’re a Eldritch horror, you’re way taller than any of the demons MK has to deal with; therefore, you had to shapeshift into smaller forms, but even then you still dump into walls and other stuff. But, it’s not all bad! You actually get to be the big spoon whenever you and MK cuddle, (also a plus if you have multiple arms, human or not) which is adorable!

-You’re very jealous. You trust MK, of course you do, you just don’t trust anyone who talks to him due to him being too good! Therefore, whenever he meets a demon, you often scare the demon away with your looks alone.

-Whenever MK is in a bad place/mood (aka being in his monkey form, having nightmares of lady done demon, and etc), you often comfort him by being affectionate. Most of the time, you run your fingers through his hair/fur while giving his cheek a few pecks.

-When MK introduce his friends and mentors to you, they were pretty scared (expect for maybe Mei and SWK, but even then they were kinda scared by how…. You looked) which is fine, you didn’t take it too seriously. But you eventually warmed up to the team!

-Since you’re super old, MK has to help you lot with modern terms and stuff which lead to him getting you a phone and you always spam him, sending him a lots of “❤️” and “ily”s which never fails to get him smiling.

-Long story short, you’re his hypeman/bodyguard and you two are adorable.

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[00dlyhappy]

જ⁀➴ “Sly Fox, Dumb Monkey”.

LMK Wukong x (kitsune) reader

TW: asian mythology, slight spoilers for JTTW, possible ooc, slight (onesided) rival/enemies who are lovers, jealousy, tickling, etc..

CW: LMK Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong in general, lmk main cast (Aka MK and Macaque being mentioned loosely), etc..

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-Due to your kitsune nature, you meet Sun Wukong because you wanted to play a few tricks on Tripitaka when you noticed him (which was a habit of yours) only to be stopped by Sun Wukong who basically shooed you away by shapeshifting into a dog to scare you off which worked…. Sorta? You did come back multiple times, but this time you just teased the simian.

-But, now currently (LMK timeline), you often visited Sun Wukong much to his dismay. The first time, you were in your fox form and sitting on MK’s shoulder, pretending to a normal fox because you knew it would anger the oh so great monkey king off. But, as the time passed, you sorta just used your humanoid(?) form more.

-Very jealous, gets incredibly angry whenever you shift to your fox form because he knows people just want to fluff your tails which you allow. You’re almost as worse as Macaque..

-Yes, you two do cuddle together, mostly sunbathing together—but Wukong would rather kill himself than admit that. Of course, you do allow him to touch your tail(s). Speaking of tails, your nine tails come in handy often! Most of the time, you use them to hold Wukong still so you can tickle him!

-Whenever it snows in this mountain, he lets you hang around since he knows you’ll jump into the snow and roll around it.. which he’ll join too.

-Long story short? You two are adorable:3!!

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