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Sherlock (to John): Would you like to go check out a flat? Sherlock: And by check out a flat I mean solve murders and become a married couple.

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Sherlock: John! My face is on fire! John: Are you ok?! Sherlock: Oh yes, I'm fine. I just wanted you to come in here quickly. John: But your face is on fire. Sherlock: Yes. It's much faster than shaving.

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Kate: Hey Yelena can I get a sip of your water? Yelena: It's not water. Kate: Vodka! I like your style! Yelena: It's vinegar Kate: What? Yelena: It's vinegar, coward.

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Ms. Hudson: Oh my god! Why are you on the floor??

Sherlock: I'm depressed.

Sherlock: Also I was stabbed, can you get John, please?

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Peter: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that.

Tony: Wh-You've been to jail?!

Peter: Once. In monopoly...

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John: Treat spiders like the way you want to be treated.

Sherlock: Killed without hesitation.

John: No.

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Natasha: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Yelena (looking at Kate): You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Kate: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Yelena: Good thinking.

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Sherlock: What about the cereal? I thought you went grocery shopping. John: *mumbling Sherlock: What? John: I couldn't reach it...

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Sam (walks into the kitchen and sees Bucky in the middle of a wreck): WHAT DID YOU DO?

Bucky (raising a bloody finger): I tried making food...but then I cut myself

Sam (staring at the flooding sink): THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT??

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Sherlock: You're so pretty...

John: What?

Sherlock (panicking): You look so chewy-

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[Natasha and Wanda settling an argument]

Natasha: There's only one way we can solve this. Wanda: The sacred game. Yelena: Oh my god, no way- Steve: What's the sacred game? Yelena: Tic Tac Toe

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[Vision meets Groot] Vision(surprised): It's a talking tree? Wanda: Vision, you're a toaster.

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Sherlock: *Rummaging through the freezer Sherlock: I found cheesecake! John, do you want some? John: That's been under a load of severed pinkies... Sherlock: Frozen severed pinkies. Take it or leave it.

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💕if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

I can bend my knees backward (not fully)

I do sailing as a hobby

I do a ton of drawing and clay crafts :)

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John: Eat. Sherlock: I'm not hungry. John: You're meant to be having 3 meals a day. Sherlock: I do. John: Eating everything in the fridge at 3 am doesn't count. Sherlock: I'm still eating the equivalent to three meals- John: Sherlock: *starts reluctantly eating.

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John: *struggling to open a jar Sherlock: *opens it John: Sherlock: You loosened it for me. John: Damn right.