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Adaine: Cool. Thanks, Mom
Sandra Lynn: No problem
*later*
Adaine, to Fig, embarrassed: And then I called her Mom.
Sandra Lynn, to Jawbone, sobbing: And then she called me Mom!
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he is grilling mushrooms
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Perturabo, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Horus, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Lorgar, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you.
Guilliman, trembling: What- What are we playing?
#warhammer#warhammer 40k#warhammer 30k#incorrect quotes#primarch#warhammer meme#horus lupercal#lorgar aurelian#perturabo#roboute guilliman
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Tim: Why would you give a KNIFE to Toby?
Y/N: He felt unsafe.
Tim: Well now I feel unsafe!
Y/N: I’m sorry.
Y/N: …Would you like a knife?
#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#ticci toby headcanons#ticci toby#ticci toby headcanon#ticci toby x reader#Tim wright#tim wright headcanon#tim wright headcanons#Tim wright x reader
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