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@macrolit
Giveaw@y: We’re giving away these 12 vintage paperback classics! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 26 April 2025. Good luck!
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Giveaw@y: We’re giving away these 12 vintage paperback classics! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? =) Enter to win these classics by: 1) following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblogging this post. We will choose a random winner on 26 April 2025. Good luck!
Follow our IG account to be eligible for our IG giveaw@ys. For full rules to all of our giveaw@ys, click here.
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The sheer opening scene powers of an elevator.
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When you come back from ECT with subtle memory loss and you feel The Difference but can't tell what it is so you just go iTs A mOvIe like your entire sense of self isn't falling apart.
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We used tooooooooo 😭😭
instead of communities I kinda wish tumblr just had group chats
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Okay but what about ugly af weirdo girls huh?
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Call me degenerate for the way my set of braincells is a singleton
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You can’t spell silly without ill, and baby? I’m diseased.
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Orlando was the og sk8ter boi. Post.
#Orlando#virginia woolf#novel#aesthetic#dark academia#writing#Classics#college brainrot#avril lavigne#2010s#tumblr#absute bs but i know it#the russians#the skating#except orlando wasn't exactly a boy we'll deal with that later#also goes well with he was a girl she was a boy#CAN IT BE ANYMORE OBVIOUS#PARALLELS#screaming at my roommate like that always sunny in philadelphia meme#Books#classic lit#is#gay#And#punk#af#skater boi
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I GOT A RICKROLL MY DAY HATH BEEN BLESSED
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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I came up with a new saying:
"You wouldn't bake a cat just because it jumped into the oven."
It means that just having a really, really good opportunity to do something awful is not an excuse to do it. That it isn't enough that you never go out of your way to do evil, you're also supposed to go out of your way to do the right thing, even in situations where the wrong thing to do would be extremely easy and profitable, and passively allowing it to happen would be easier than going out of your way to do better than that.
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Your body is a temple. Mine is the experimental set up of a crazy genius.
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Me, does something concerning with a potential to damage my life expectancy and outright idiotic:
Ooh standup material!!
#uni#unilife#is chaos#academia#haha#i had three sleeping pills and couldn't sleep soninwent for 13#I've been sleeping and waking up and doing nothing else for three days now#the economy(my attendance) is in shambles and#and god (my energy levels) is dead#physics major with two faces brainworm things
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Me, existing
My brain: "It was the summer when the electrocuted the rosenbergs...."
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