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so you're telling me the emo guy with the tattoos and piercings and a sassy sense of humor who uses quips and banter as a defense mechanism to shield his heart of gold is being universally loved on tumblr??? noooooo waaayyyy

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*concerned noises from pierced gay folks*

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my whole cinema clapped and cheered when that fuckass kid died the world is healing again

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vibrating at a frequency that can shatter glass sounds fun im gonna let it consume my entire soul

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

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wake up tumblr new found family just dropped

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taiwanese horror-comedies are so so special. to me

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It's not about what you say. It's about using your eyes.

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fav genre of media? men ugly crying

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Fair question

The motto of Hyun-woo:

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every time you reblog, a colleen hoover book gets burnt to crisp

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if more gay ghosts haunt homophobic cops resulting in a bromance to romance trope with an ending so gut wrenching it makes you use reusable containers and punch cheating exes... the world would be a butt-er place

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Marry my dead body (2023)

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I am so using this

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love is stored in reusable containers and silly rainbow stickers and monthly donations to save the polar bears and punching cheating ex partners and regular video calls with your family and wednesday night dinners and communication and forgiveness and letting go and... I needed something silly and sweet, not this persistent pain 😭😭😭😭😭

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This is so funny I think all homophobic people should be haunted by a gay ghost

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What if u and your dog got reincarnated into another life and your dog was homophobic

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt