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Sirius: Yeeted

James: Yote

Sirius: YEETED

James: YOTE

Lily: Will someone please just tell me who threw Severus out the window?

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Remus: Youre a wanted man now, Sirius.

Sirius: Impossible I wasnt even a wanted child.

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*Remus takes a free sample twice*

Remus: I love robbery and fraud.

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books

before

boys

because

no boy

is

remus

lupin

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Mcgonagall: I hope you two have an explanation for this.

James: We have three, actually.

Sirius: Pick your favorite.

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James: Of course we’re not scared. Raise your hand if you are actually scared.

James: Peter put your hand down.

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Lily: Did you tell Remus about your feelings.

Sirius: I sent him vibes.

Lily: What?

James: Sirius has been staring at the back of Remus’s head for hours.

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Sirius: It’s nice to be wanted, you know.

Remus: Not by the law!

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Remus: I have the urge to do something stupid.

Sirius: I’m stupid do me.

Sirius to himself: Fuck, I said that out loud.

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Harry in PoA: Im going to kill Sirius Black.

*From the Afterlife*

James: The audacity of my boy

Lily patting James’ shoulder: He doesn’t know

James: Someones gotta tell him.

James yelling: SON YOU GOT THE WRONG MAN! IT THE FUCKING RAT. THE RAT-

Lily: Can you stop that, he can’t hear you

James: I’ll make him hear me

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James: Some friends might share clothes or food.

James: But we share the same mental illness.

James, Sirius and Remus: Peter.

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saying lily was better off with snape is like saying hermione was better off with draco.

*mic drop*

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Lily: Why are Sirius and Remus sitting back to back?

James: They had a fight...

Lily: Then why are they holding hands?

James: Sirius gets sad when they fight.

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Remus: Lily I have bad news..

Lily: Oh no, what happened?

Remus: James just fell out a window.

Lily: Oh yeah, I pushed him. It wasn’t even that far of a drop. Whats the bad news?

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Sirius: I used to hit my memory foam pillow whenever I got mad.

Sirius: But it memorized all my moves.

Sirius: Im terrified.

*James throws pillow at Sirius*

*Sirius never using any type of memory foam pillow again*

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Remus: Sirius why is the lamp broken?

Sirius dramtically: Because nobody shines brighter than me.

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Peter: I heard you and Remus praying last night.

Sirius: What?

Peter: You kept saying “Yes! Oh my god, Jesus, don’t stop. I can see the light, i’m almost there!”

Sirius: Yes, were religious.

James winking at Sirius: They’ve been doing some praying of their own lately.

inspiration from a similar post on pintrest but it had no author :/