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Persephone: I can explain
Demeter: Can you really?
Persephone: Of course...if you give me 30 seconds to think of a lie
#meanwhile hades just teleported out of the room#whoosh#greek gods#greek mythology#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek gods#persephone#hades#demeter
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Zeus: What pleases you in bed
Hera: Sleep
#greek gods#hera#zeus#greek mythology memes#Greek Mythology#incorrect greek gods#greek god#mythology#myths#lore olympus
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Artemis: Is Hades here?
Persephone: Uh you know what-
Hades: *yeets away through a window*
Persephone: he just left
#lore olympus#lo hades#lo persephone#hades#persephone#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#greek mythology memes#Greek Mythology#greek god
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Athena: I just listened to this guy recite pi to 50 digits to some woman on the bus except I also have pi memorized to 50 digits and he got them all fucking wrong
Apollo: This is funny but you just admitted to being a nerd
Athena: Are you new here
#s: thyrell#I haven't done an athena one in a while#eat#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#greek god#greek myths#athena#apollo#ares#zeus
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Zeus: I will not stand here and be insulted!
Hera: Then sit down
Zeus: *sits down* Well at least we’re at eye level
Ares: Oh no
Hebe: Oh no
Athena: Oh no
Hera: Guess who’s going to die tonight!
#incorrect greek gods#hera#zeus#hebe#ares#athena#greek gods#Greek Mythology#greek mythology memes#greek myths#myths#mythology#lore olympus#lo hera#lo zeus#lore olympus hera#lore olympus zeus
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Zeus: I can never tell whether you’re insulting me or flirting with me
Hera: If it makes you feel better neither do I
#greek gods#i love making textposts for these two#hera#zeus#greek mythology#greek mythology memes#i want more fluff for them#but at the same time#sarcastic hera#i love her#incorrect greek gods#mythology#lore olympus#lore olympus hera#lore olympus zeus#lo zeus#lo hera
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Hermes: Can I show you a trick
Zeus: Last time you showed me a trick it took three weeks for my eyebrows to grow back
Hermes: Yeah but this time it’ll only take two
#greek gods#greek mythology#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek gods#zeus#hermes#lore olympus#lo hermes#lo zeus#myths#mythology#greek myths
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Hephaestus: You got drunk and punched a window. Do you remember anything?
Dionysus: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Apollo: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you
Dionysus: But I heard a siren?
Hephaestus: That was Hermes screaming
Hermes: Sorry, I was nervous
#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek myths#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myths#incorrect greek mythology#best bros
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*Hera leaving Ares to babysit Hebe*
Hera: And in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?
Ares: Fucking large ones.
Hera:
Hera: ...You know what? I’m going to see if Athena wants to babysit instead.
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Zeus: Blatant sarcasm won’t get you anywhere.
Hades: Well, it got me to the Sarcasm World Championship in ‘69.
Zeus: Really?
Hades: No.
#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek myths#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myths#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect lore olympus quotes#lore olympus
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Zeus: Can I make a suggestion that you may not like?
Hera: Do you make any other kind?
#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek myths#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myths#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect lore olympus quotes#lore olympus
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Hades: Not much more could ruin today.
Zeus, walking in: How is everyone?!
Poseidon: Hades, no! How could you forget that saying that summons him?
#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek myths#greek mythology#greek myths#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect lore olympus quotes#greek gods#lore olympus
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Hades: I hate seeing you like this.
Zeus: Like What?
Hades: In person.
#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek myths#greek mythology#greek gods#greek myths#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect lore olympus quotes#lore olympus
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Ares, after falling down the stairs: Well I guess I have to add the force to gravity to my list of enemies
#ares#greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect greek gods#greek mythology memes#greek myths#lore olympus#lore olympus ares#lo ares#webtoon#myths
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Hermes: The first time I met Hades he gave me two dollars
Hermes: It wasn’t necessary and nobody asked him to do it but he still did
Hades: ..I thought he was homeless
#greek gods#greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#lore olympus#hades#hermes#webtoon#lo hades#lo hermes#greek mythology memes
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Thanatos and Hermes, sitting in prison:
Hermes: So who are we going to call?
Thanatos: We should call Hecate, but honestly I feel safer in jail
#red and blue gays!!#i said it!!!#lore olympus#hermes#thanatos#lore olympus hermes#lore olympus thanatos#greek gods
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Hermes: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?
Ares, eating the entire cookie: The what in my what
#greek gods#Greek Mythology#greek mythology memes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek mythology#hermes#ares#mythology#greek god
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