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Aphrodite: Echo, nice to see you. Happy New Year!

Echo: Happy New Year.

Aphrodite: You look beautiful today!

Echo: You look beautiful today.

Aphrodite: Thanks! Have a nice day!

Echo: Have a nice day.

Aphrodite sees Athena and walks towards her:

Aphrodite: Good morning Athena!

Athena: Did you just talk with Echo to get a compliment?

Aphrodite: Of course! Heph is to busy with his work and Ares is out with Dio, Apollo and Hermes. Who else is going to give me a compliment this morning? *winks*

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In the Underworld

Zeus, drunk: Hades, my brother! Can I sleep here tonight? *Hick*

Hades, one eyebrow going up: Why? What have you done?

Zeus, shaking his head innocently: Nothing, nothing. Just ... I maybe have destroyed Hera's garden with a few lightnings. Just maybe.... *Hick*

Hades, looks shocked: YOU DID WHAT??

Zeus: As you can understand, I took some pills and drank a few bottles of red wine *hick*, so the flowers tried to attack me and I had to defend myself! *Hick*

Hades, shaking his head: Sure..

Zeus: It's not a big deal, Hera only needs to calm down.... *Hick* She will kill me otherwise.

Hades, having an idea: Of course, be my guest!

Zeus, smiling: *hick* Thank you so much brother!

A few minutes later

Hades, calling Hera: Good Evening, do I speak with Hera? Oh Hera, wonderful. I just wanted to tell you that your foolish husband is here! You can kill him, I mean pick him up, anytime you want!

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Aphrodite: Echo, nice to see you. Happy New Year!

Echo: Happy New Year.

Aphrodite: You look beautiful today!

Echo: You look beautiful today.

Aphrodite: Thanks! Have a nice day!

Echo: Have a nice day.

Aphrodite sees Athena and walks towards her:

Aphrodite: Good morning Athena!

Athena: Did you just talk with Echo to get a compliment?

Aphrodite: Of course! Heph is to busy with his work and Ares is out with Dio, Apollo and Hermes. Who else is going to give me a compliment this morning? *winks*

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Aphrodite, singing: I've kissed a girl and I liked eeeed....

Hermes: Uhhhhhh, who is the lucky girl?

Aphrodite, smiling: It's a secret!

Artemis, fastly walking by, blushing.

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Hera: Eros, long time no see!

Eros, putting his bow down: Good morning, Hera!

Hera: I hope you aim at two people who will soon be engaged and married!

Eros, nervous: Well, I don't hope so.

Hera: Why? Marriage is a wonderful thing!

Eros, avoiding to look at her: I'm sorry Hera, but I lost a bet with Dionysus and Apollo. (He shoots an arrow at Zeus and flies immediately away.)

Hera, angily screaming: EROS!

*Meanwhile Zeus (shot with Eros' arrow) on his throne on Olympus*

Zeus, seeing a beautiful river nymph: Ohhhhh, this black - haired river nymph looks amazing! How long has it been that I've had a river nymph? Three weeks? How long has it been that I've had a black - haired river nymph? 5 Months? Too long! Let's go!

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Dionysus: I am looking forward for the new Jurassic World Dominion - film. What's your favorite dinosaur?

Hermes: I love Ancylosaurus, it has an hammer at the end of it's tail. So cool!

Apollo: I like Brachiosaurus, it's very elegant!

Ares: I disagree, Pterodactyl is the most elegant, it can fly and it's dangerous! Therefore I pick Pterodactyl.

Zeus: T-Rex is my favorite! It's the king of the dinosaurs!

Athena: No, it's not. It's just the biggest carnivore, but not the brightest. A Velociraptor is a way more intelligent carnivore! I prefer Triceratops, it's strong and can fight any enemy with it's horns.

Poseidon: Well, Zeus is our king while not being the most intelligent, so picking T-Rex fits to him!

Zeus: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

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Persephone: So Echo, how is it going? What are you doing these days?

Echo: What are you doing these days.

Persephone: It's spring so I am missing Hades but enjoying the coulorful flowers.

Echo: enjoying the coulorful flowers.

Persephone, smiles: Oh, you too? That's great!

Echo, also smiles: That's great.

Persephone: It was nice talking to you!

Echo, smiles: nice talking to you.

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Demeter is having a cup of green tea in her kitchen. Suddenly the alarm in her house starts.

Demeter, shouting from the kitchen: Dio, are you drunk again and tried to break in through my bathroom - window?

Dionysus, got into the bathroom, drunk: Mom, turn off this alarm! It's too loud!

Demeter, walking into the bathroom: You are not allowed to be drunk in my house, so NO! LEAVE!

Dionysus: But mom...

Demeter: Leave! Go to your home and destroy your own vases, spill red wine over your carpet etc. !

Dionysus: I don't have a carpet and vases!

Demeter, angry: GO!

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Zeus: Hey Hades, do you want to see a photo of my new grandchild?

Hades: OK.

Zeus: There! *Showing him a photo of Asterios, the minotaur*

Hades, shocked: What ... what is that?

Zeus: It's a minotaur, my step - grandchild of my son Minos. I love this grandchild like my own flesh and blood!

Hades, shaking his head: What's wrong with you?

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Athena is playing UNO with Medusa.

Athena: I am happy that you have forgiven me for punishing you.

Medusa: It's been 2000 years, Athena. And by the way, thanks for the new books and the huge buffet that you sent me.

Athena: You're welcome, dear. ... So, a satyr is stalking me, could you take care of this?

Medusa: A satyr? Sure!

Athena: Great! We women should have each others back!

Medusa: Always, sister! *They clap hands*

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Apollo and Artemis are taking painting classes to spend time together.

Leonardo da Vinci to Apollo: This painting is well done! You are very talented, young man!

Apollo (in disguise): Thank you very much, master da Vinci!

Leonardo da Vinci to Artemis, trying to figure out her painting: What ... what is this supposed to be?

Artemis (also in disguise): A dear!

Leonardo da Vinci, surprised: A dear? *small break* You need to practise a lot, young lady!

*To Apollo* You said that you are twins, am I right?

Apollo: Yes master!

Leonardo da Vinci: Are you sure?

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Persephone, finished watching "Dirty Dancing" with Hades: I always love watching "Dirty Dancing". It's so beautiful!

Hades, nodding: Yes!

Persephone: Let's try the lift in the dancing scene!

Hades: Sure!

*Hades tries to lift Persephone, but doesn't succeed the first time. They try it a few times again till they succeed.*

Meanwhile near Hades' palace:

Sisyphos, hearing the song of Dirty Dancing again while moving the rock: When does this torture stop?

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Zeus watching "Lucifer" with Poseidon in Poseidon's palace.

Poseidon: Does Hades actually has so cool demons like Maze? She is awesome!

Zeus: I don't know .... What is that smell?

Amphitrite, shouting from the kitchen: POSEIDON! Did you burn your garlic bread in the oven today AGAIN?

Poseidon, embarrassed: Oh no! Not again! *Shouting to his wife* I'm sorry!

Amphitrite, walking into the living room: Clean up this mess, NOW!

Poseidon: I will clean it later! We are having fun and watching ....

Amphitrite, angrily interrupts him: NOW! The whole kitchen smells of burned garlic!

Poseidon quickly gets up from the couch: Yes mam!

Zeus, shaking his head: Women are so ...

Amphitrite, looking directly at Zeus: Women are what?

Zeus, scared: the greatest gift to us men!

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Ares: Hey Heph, can you make a bookshelf for me?

Hephaestus: Sure.

*Few days later*

Hephaestus: Here is your bookshelf.

Ares: Thank you very much!

*Ares walking towards Aphrodite*

Ares: Darling, here is a new bookshelf for your Outlander - Saga.

Aphrodite: Oh Ares, you are so ... *starts kissing him*

Hephaestus, sadly watching: I should listen to Aphrodite much more, when she is talking about her books and TV shows. Damn. How the hell does Ares manage to listen to all that drama in her TV shows and books?

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*Ares coming late*

Zeus: You're late! What's your excuse?

Ares, tired: I started watching Game of Thrones last night and I forgot time and haven't slept the whole night.

Zeus, smiling: Ohhhh, I am watching it, too. You are forgiven!

Hermes: What? So easy? You yelled at me for 5 minutes for being late and Ares is forgiven?

Zeus: Game of Thrones is very exciting!

Hermes: And I had to deliver a message!

Zeus: Get a better time schedule!

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Athena, drinking her 7th shot: There!

Artemis, laughing: You can't beat me! *drinking her 8th shot*

Dionysus, fangirling: Oh my Zeus, I love you both!!!! *stops, a tear falls down, he continues talking with a soft voice* You are making me so proud.

Apollo, also having tears in his eyes, proud: That's my twin! She is MY sister!

*Dionysus waking up*

Dionysus: What? That was just a dream? Oh, it was so beautiful!

Hermes: You know what would be funny? A drinking game between Artemis and Apollo!

Dionysus: No, Artemis and Athena would be great!

Athena, walking by: Only in your dreams!

Dionysus: You have no idea!

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Athena: Nike is my favourite attendant!

Ares, angry: No, she is my favourite!

Hermes: Nike, who is your favourite god or goddess? Who do you prefer?

Nike: None, I like both.

Apollo: Oh Nike, come on, choose one!

Athena: This is not your business, so why do you want her to choose?

Apollo: Well ...

Athena: You and Dionysus have a bet, don't you?

Dionysus: Guilty!

Athena: Let me guess, you both lost, because you asumed that Nike will choose between me and Ares, am I right?

Dionysus: Yes!

Athena: Give me the money, as with Nike's decision of prefering both of us the money is mine and Ares'.

Dionysus: All right. *Giving Athena the money*

*Later*

Apollo: What the hell just happened? Did we loose a bet we both lost to Athena?

Dionysus: It seems like it.

Hermes: Wow, she is my new idol now!