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IT vs IT vs IT
Overall, ALL of the version of IT are somewhat fun and somewhat scary. (Spoilers)
Oh Stephen King, the horror writer responsible for scaring your Mom, and maybe your 3rd grade teacher. I guess when comparing all of the ITs, we should start with the book. Which is probably, honestly, not worth reading in this “modern” age. Though he gave us what we now know as some very inventive horror classics, when looking at them from an enlightened, female perspective, they are…
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#2017#Bill Skarsgard#Clowns#Creepy#Fantasy#horror#Horror Movies#IT#Killer Clowns#Movie Review#Rick and Morty#Scary#Stephen King
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Horror Professor on Citizine.tv
Horror Professor on Citizine.tv
Hey all, Please read/share my article on Citizine.tv – Spread the horror love. <3 Morbid Decor in Los Angeles XO The Horror Professor
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#bones#Burbank#Comedy#decor#funny#Gore#Goth#Halloween#Halloween Town#Hollywood#horror#Humor#los angeles#morbid#Pagan#Pasadena#review#Reviews#serial killers#skulls#taxidermy#The Horror Professor#Vampires#Wiccan
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Plot line solved: The Witch Review
Plot line solved: The Witch Review
SPOILERS. Everywhere. Don’t read if you have not watched. Or read anyway and save yourself some time. Merrily: The Witch was a good film. It was filmed well. Props to the art direction and crew, they put together a fine piece of cinema. Being from new England, growing up with roots in that sort of bleak, backwoods setting- I feel as though it was done justice. The scenery, the sounds. All of it…
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#2016#Action#Actors#Angry#black magic#Blood#Creep#Drama#funny#Gore#Goth#hate#ladylovesblood#lucifer#merrilymorbid#neopagan#New England#Pagan#Pedophila#Plot Line Solved#possession#review#Robert Eggers#satanist#Sexism#The Horror Professor#The Witch#Wiccan
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Krampus - The movie you should have seen on Christmas
Krampus – The movie you should have seen on Christmas
While most people around the globe were lined up to see Star Wars – The Force Awakens, this Holiday week, Merrily Morbid and I (The Horror Professor) chose to watch something predictably dark on Christmas: Michael Dougherty‘s Krampus. Once again, due to all the Disney’s Star Wars hype, I didn’t know much about Krampus prior to seeing it. For me, any chance to pass up…
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#Adam Driver#Christmas#Creepy#Disney#horror#Hype#Jan Svankmajer#Krampus#Krampusmovie#Kylo Ren#Legends#Michael Dougherty#Nightmare before Christmas#Puppets#Star Wars#The Aaron Sims Company#The Force Awakens#The Ichorsisters#Weta Workshop
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Crimson Peak
Today, I, The Horror Professor, am here to talk to you about Guillermo del Toro’s newest blockbuster: Crimson Peak. Being released just in time for Halloween, Crimson Peak is a fantasy-horror-drama about a girl who doesn’t seem too smart and gets herself into a bad situation, I mean real bad. Perhaps more importantly, I would like to talk a little about Guillermo del Toro himself because as the…
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#2015#Crimson Peak#Devil&039;s Backbone#Ghosts#Guillermo del Toro#Halloween#horror#Jessica Chastain#Lokki#Mia Wasikowska#Movie#Pan&039;s Labyrinth#review#Spooky#The Strain#Thor#Tom Hiddleston#Vampires
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The Walking Dead - First Time Again (Spoilers, sort of)
The Walking Dead – First Time Again (Spoilers, sort of)
The Walking Dead is back, just in time for Halloween! Now on it’s 6th season, it’s still exciting, except for when Greg Nicotero (one of series’s repeat directors) makes some extremely disappointing artistic decisions. This is an extremely boring shot! Over the past 5 seasons, I have stayed a relatively loyal Walking Dead fan, I’m not going to discredit the show’s popularity or success, as I do…
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#2015#Daryl Dixon#First Time Again#Gore#Halloween#horror#Norman Reedus#Reviews#Rick Grimes#Steven Yeun#Studio City#The Horror Professor#The Ichor Sisters#The Walking Dead#The Walking Dead Season 6#Zombies
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Gearing up for Maze Runner 2: Scorch Trials
Gearing up for Maze Runner 2: Scorch Trials
So about a year ago I was bored one day and said to my husband “Hey, let’s go see The Maze Runner!” He said “Nah.” And that was that. I’ll admit I knew nothing about it at the time, I just thought an action movie could be a good way to kill a few thumb-twiddling hours… Thomas not-so-nerdy-now. Over the past year I never really thought about the movie again, it seemed to have been something that…
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#2015#Action#Books#Dylan O&039;Brian#Fitness#Fun#James Dashner#Ki Hong Lee#Minho#Movies#Nerdy#Newt#Post-apocalyptic#review#Sci-fi#Teen Fiction#Teen Wolf#The Hunger Games#The Maze Runner 2#The Maze Runner: Scorch Trials#Thomas#Thomas Brodie-Sangster
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Horror loses one of it's best: Writer, Director, Producer Wes Craven dies at 76
Horror loses one of it’s best: Writer, Director, Producer Wes Craven dies at 76
Ironically, after stepping out into the sunlight from the Museum of Death of Hollywood Boulevard, I glanced at my phone and read about what was possibly the saddest death I had read about all day: Horror legend Wes Craven died yesterday after a struggle with brain cancer. For those of you youngsters who are new to the horror game, or those who have seen the movies but might not have knows, Wes…
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#2015#A Nightmare on Elm Street#Brain Cancer#Brilliant#For the love of gore#Gore#horror#Horror Movies#Ichor Sisters#Johnny Depp#Lady Lovesblood#Monday#Museum of Death#review#RIP#Sad#Scream#Sunday#The Hills Have Eyes#The Horror Professor#The Last House On The Left#Wes Craven#Writer
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It Follows (Spoilers)
I finally got around to watching one of the most talked about new independent Horror Movies of 2014/2015: It Follows It Follows, David Robert Mitchel’s break out film, was a beautifully shot, terribly written, horror about an STD… I mean demon, no, I mean demon STD. Props for concept- Sort of. I will admit I liked the slow, steady impending doom. There was a real sense of dread to this movie…
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#2014#2015#Cars#Cinema#critics#David Robert Mitchel#Demons#Don&039;t Have Sex With Strangers#Drama#Folklore#horror#Independent#It Follows#Low-Budget#New#old school#Pools#Pretty Dumb Blonde#Reviews#Sex Ed#Slender Man#STD
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Kung Fury: A blast from the past or the future of cinema?
Today I’d like to talk about a short film so action-packed it will leave you feeling like you were stuck by lightening and bit by a cobra at the same time! (In this case that’s a good thing) In the not to distant past, pre-Youtube and Vimeo, watching independent short films was an activity mostly reserved for film-festival goers, die-hard film-enthusiasts or industry professionals. Today, the…
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#1980s#2015#Action#Awesome#Canne Film Festival#Cinema#David Hasselhoff#David Sandberg#Hitler#Humor#Kickstarter#Kung fu#Kung Fury#Laser Raptors#Movies#Reviews#Short film#Shorts#Thor#Vikings#Vimeo#Youtube
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The Last Unicorn (Live Action) Dream Casting
The Last Unicorn (Live Action) Dream Cast
I recently had the pleasure of getting to see Peter S. Beagle‘s The Last Unicornin theaters, and better yet, meeting the man himself! For many of us older Gen-Y’s The Last Unicorn is as rare and magical an animation as they come. The somewhat illusive film that had a huge impact in Germany of all places, has been a quiet favorite for some of us for over 30 years. After wrapping up it’s final…
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#2015#Animation#Bandit#Ben Whisaw#Billie Piper#Book Tour#Cats#Chris Hemsworth#Christopher Lee#Fantasy#Helena Bonham Carter#King Haggard#Kysten Ritter#Lady Amalthea#Molly Grue#Mommy Fortuna#Movies#Peter S Beagle#Prince Lir#review#Schmendrick#The Last Unicorn#Unicorns
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Fresh Off The Boat Green-lit for a Second Season
Fresh Off The Boat Green-lit for a Second Season
In case you live in a box and haven’t noticed, something amazing is happening to prime-time TV: Diversity.
ABC’s Fresh Off The Boat, a sitcom based on the early life of Eddie Huang, is the first and ONLY show to feature and revolve around an Asian family, in roughly 20 years of network television. Now this is just a step, but a big step in the right direction none the less.
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#2015#ABC#Asian#Comedy#Constance Wu#Eddie Huang#FOTB#Fresh off the Boat#Jessica Huang#review#Season 1#Season 2#shows#Sitcoms#TV#TV shows
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100 Honest Trailers and Still Gold! If I ever get around to making a block buster, I would pay Screen Junkies to review my film first, always honest, always hilarious Honest Trailers.
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Add One More Show to Your Sunday Night Line-Up. (Spoilers)
That’s right horror fans, Showtime’s Penny Dreadful returned to TV last night with it’s Season 2 premiere: Fresh Hell. For those of you who are not familiar with this show in particular, imagine all of your favorite early 19th century thrillers mashed into one glorious TV show. Penny Dreadful has it all: Vampires, Werewolves, Demons, Monsters, and now… Witches.
Now, why do I talk about this show…
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#2015#Billie Piper#Blood#Dorian Gray#Eva Green#Frankenstein#horror#John Logan#Josh Hartnett#Penny Dreadful#review#Season 2#Showtime#Timothy Dalton#Vampires#Werewolves#Witches
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