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kept having these weird dreams last night after watching iceberg videos. here's a list of things that were on the iceberg i saw in my dream (that may or may not exist, idk, I'll update y'all on this later):

- The Red Menace Painting/Man:

the red menace painting/man is a painting done by a serial killer whose first name is Rob and I can't remember his last name. Despite the fact I have never watched a Wilbur Soot video (bc I hate anything to do with SMPs) I thought I would be comforted in this nightmare by something I considered familiar.

I was not. in the...video that Parallel Pipes did that only exists in that dream it was explained that Wilbur was playing a lighthearted Minecraft map and calling everything cool and cute until he saw this image to which he said, "Except you, you're terrifying." To which the dream switched over to the kids show Arthur showing this image in a still-frame. Parallel Pipes then explained that this painting is seen multiple times in multiple places, not just a Wilbur Soot video and not just Arthur. Then he goes on to explain that this would never be shown in a PBS Kids Show.

Deal Breaker, Does The Red Menace Painting/Man Actually Exist?

Google Says! *Drumroll*: Not Exactly. Red Menace was a movie (I guess about communism), and the only two paintings even close to it aren't nightmare-fueling. As for serial killers named Rob? Robert Benjamin Rhoades (born November 22, 1945). But that's not what Rob looked like in my dream. BUT! It did look like something you'd see in The Pickman Gallery in Fallout 4

- Chickensoup/Childrensoup

One. Word. In my dream, I clicked on this article and immediately clicked off of it because it didn't appeal to me. Until I realize I misread it as Childrensoup. To which I noped out of there quicker than....well....it was pretty quick. The only thing I saw was the image to go with the article. It was a brown-haired woman with pale skin, wearing a pink flannel and skinny jeans, with a tan cowboy hat. Her eyes were either blue or brown.

Deal Breaker, Does The Red Menace Painting/Man Actually Exist?

Google Says! *Drumroll*: Not sure. Not looking THIS one up.

These were the only two I actively remember but I do know that The Red Menace Man/Painting scared the hell out of me. I think I'll paint it when I get the chance.

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Going Ghost Hunting?

Here’s some tips from your friendly neighborhood spirit witch:

Inform the spirits- Tell the spirits what your tools are to help you communicate. If someone just started coming towards you with shit you don’t know about/possibly never seen you’d be a little apprehensive too wouldn’t you? Explain what it is and what it’s for. Tell them how to communicate with it. They’re more likely to want to engage. If you’re leaving something for them to mess with later, tell them that.

Leave some gifts- Everyone likes gifts! Even the dead. Actually, especially the dead. Give a little thank you for intruding on their space. Commonly you see this with ghost hunters on TV leaving cigars for people who were heavy smokers or children’s toys when child spirits are reported. Even if they don’t engage, most likely they are appreciative. Also, if you’re legally allowed to, buy the spirits some spirits. You also cannot go wrong with that. Hell, if you’re bold enough and they seem to like you, you might be able to share a glass.

Keep calm- I can’t tell you my biggest pet peeve while watching ghost hunting shows is the people asking the spirits to do something something happens as they requested and they’re like

Bruh. No. Stop. I understand being startled maybe even scared. But think of ghost hunting as being in close contact with a semi-tamed animal. Very reactionary. You panic, they panic; you calm, they calm. You think if you’re flipping your shit a bird or snake is gonna chill on your arm?  I think not. Same rules apply. Calm the fuck down. 

Don’t be a dick- Do NOT antagonize the damn spirits. I cannot stress that enough. Imagine someone coming in your house and screaming at you to do some magic trick. 

….

Well, I can’t stop you if you want to. But don’t come crying to me when they scare the shit out of you and come after your stupid ass. You will get no pity from me.

Come prepared- Double check, Triple check your tools. Make sure electronics are charged. Protect yourself. Even if you aren’t into spiritual stuff or magic, its best to have someone give you a little something. Better to have and not need and need and not have. 

Please do research- Don’t just walk willy nilly into a place that’s like Top 10 murder houses for the lolz and 6 likes on youtube and a disapproving message from your estranged aunt on facebook. If its your first hunt choose something a little easy. I’m all for challenging yourself but don’t dive in the deep end without knowing how to swim. Knowledge is power and foolishness gets you fucked up. 

Also research helps to better connect. If a spirit is most often in a music room, hum a song and ask them to play something for you. If they love working with their hands, leave a tool. Tell them a story. You’re bound to make them more comfortable with you being there. 

Keep a Scientific Mindset- We respect science in this blog. 

A trick I use to is actively try and debunk. Stop thinking every strange occurrence is a spiritual one and go for the science first. Weigh out the options first because then it makes evidence of a supernatural event much more special when it occurs. Also it doubles as making sure you can keep out as much interference as you are able if you manage to close something off.

Utilize the biggest tool you have- YOU! YOU’RE THE BIGGEST TOOL! (In a good way I promise). Cameras can’t record feelings. But you can. If you start to feel sick when the electronics detect a change in temp, thats a thing to consider. If you hear something and a camera sees weird objects…that’s something to consider. YOU my friend, psychic/medium/witch or not are a massive ball of energy that something may attach to or try and manipulate. Take the hard facts that a machine gets and how you feel and work them together. If you feel hostile or like shit when a camera that was on 100 is now down to 54 in a matter of 5 minutes, work with that. Don’t be afraid to be evidence too.

Bonus tip~

If you have a medium/psychic friend use them if they’ll tag along. Especially in certain places they can tell you if they get tired of you or help you gauge through some more uncertain/unstable situations. 

Believe in the Buddy System! 

That’s all for now! Stay safe and don’t do anything stupid!~

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Types of Hauntings

Whether you’re catching unexplainable activity in your home, or exploring abandoned haunted buildings, it’s always best to be aware of who is in the room with you, especially if you can’t see them. 

Residual- Believed to be caused by a ghost that is unable to leave the place they died. Some say these ghosts are stuck in a loop of reliving their deaths forever, or certain events from their lives, confusing living people to be ones they lost long ago.

Poltergeist- These hauntings can be the result of a house or building having enough energy for ghosts or spirits to move things on their own, and cause mischief. Most of the time, they’re only acknowledging their presence, or showing that the building they’re occupying is theirs and theirs alone.

Demonic- An evil, inhuman being that only intends to cause trouble and harm unto others. They often trick people by disguising themselves as children or deceased loved ones in order to be allowed into their lives. They can only be invited into one’s home or body by being called upon intentionally. 

To identify the type of haunting that’s taking place around you, you would need to survey your surroundings to determine just how careful you need to be. Of course, demonic hauntings are the most dangerous and threatening, and have done horrible things in the past that you can read about all over the internet.

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Common Types of Ghosts and Spirits

Many people don’t understand the difference between the many types of ghosts and spirits, so allow me to help. Obviously, I’m not a professional (is anyone, really?), but here is a list of the most common beliefs on the mysterious beings that roam among us.

Ghost- The remains of a human soul that has passed away, and no longer living in the world they were used to. It is believed that they wander the location of their death, searching for someone or something they were unable to find in their death.

Spirit- A being that has never lived a human life, and remains on earth with unknown purposes. These aren’t always referenced to be dead, but are inhuman beings. Ex. spirit guides, banshee, etc.

Basically, the main difference between ghosts and spirits are the fact that ghosts lived human lives, and spirits exist otherwise. Here are some more examples of ghosts/ spirits…

Poltergeist- Also referred to as a type of haunting, this is a powerful ghost/ spirit that builds up energy to cause mischief such as moving and knocking objects over, yet appearing to be caused by an unseen force. Poltergeists can be very dangerous, considering their amount of strength and energy.

Shadow People- Obviously named, these spirits appear to be merely silhouettes, wandering through the darkness. They don’t have as many- if any at all- defining features as seen by countless witnesses of ghosts. 

Dybbuk- In Jewish folklore, a dybbuk is a ghost/ spirit that possesses a living human body to finish their unfinished business until it has been completed or the spirit has been exorcised.

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The Black Phooka

The black Phooka is a shape-shifting creature from old Celtic mythology. It is a benign but mischievous creature. Their normal appearance is similar to that of a cat (its tail will twitch when its angry much like a cat), but this creature can take the form of horses, goats, cats, dogs, hares and even humans. No matter what shape they take, their fur is always dark.

They mostly prefer to take the form of a pony and will try to entice humans to take a ride on their back. If a someone does get on, they will give the rider a wild and terrifying journey before dropping the unlucky person back at the place they were taken from.

While they’re mostly mischievous creatures, they’re also known to be benevolent and will help farmers with their harvest and field work. Due to this, they are associated with Samhain, a Goidelic harvest festival.

The character Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream is based off of this creature.

SOURCE for pic on right

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still working on that pinhead/kirsty bdsm preparation scene and i just hit major writers block so....

that might need an extra week and i feel bad.

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here's something cool (and i'm posting this because my mom thinks Kwanzaa is a holiday not meant to be celebrated because it's new and stuff. bruh, what do you think people thought about christmas when it first started?)

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Chromeskull: Got any Hershey Kisses?

Me: I got Himhe Huggies.

Chromeskull: What about Gummy Bears?

Me: I got Crunchy Cubs.

Chromeskull: Butterfingers?

Me: Oily Toes.

Chromeskull:....I'm going home.

Me: At least you have a home! I have a shelter with windows!

Chromeskull: What about Smarties? Do you ha-

Me: I have Dummies.

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apparently the great dismal swamp is haunted?

bruh i could walk to the swamp. and i've lived here my whole life. same with my friends. we've never heard or saw anything?

anyway

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my parents and i were watching the drew carey show and jamie lee curtis popped up and both my dad and i went "MILF!"

anyway, how's your night.

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Can I request the slender brothers and Asa Emory headcannons with an y/n who can lacticate ( but she is not pregnant ) and she has “mommy milkers ” . What would be there reaction ?

SLENDER BROS & ASA EMORY + A S/O WHO LACTATES (AND ISN'T PREGANANANT)

Warnings: Sexual Themes (with Offenderman), Asa (who is a warning in of itself)

Note: Some of these seem longer than others. Very sorry. Also, about the cabbage thing: my mom, who has had seven children, used it a lot to help make the swelling go down. Also once a I heard a baby crying and I started lactating. Oh, the joys of boobies.

Slenderman:

- Research fiend. Even if he knows much about things (seeing his age and because he genuinely likes researching), he still likes finding what he can to help.

- Learns that it could be a hormone imbalance.

- If you want help he's there to help you.

- If you're cool with it? He's still there to help you.

- Chances are he knew someone who had this happen to them as well. So he might know a little bit about how to alleviate any discomfort.

- "You probably have an excess of prolactin."

- "I'm aware of that, Slender."

- 50/50 he might bring it up in the bedroom (he's not as vanilla as you think).

Trenderman:

- Probably noticed when he was taking measurements

- He's one of those people that prefers to measure on the skin rather than on fabric like a bra (says it's more accurate)

- "Oh? Y/n, are you pregnant?"

- "No? Oh! That, yeah, they do that."

- Honestly, this isn't the first he's seen of it

- Chances are this makes your breasts sensitive so he's constantly finding the softest and most comfortable fabrics for you.

- Mostly hemp fabric (aka the best fabric)

- Will give you cabbage. Most of his friends are mothers that have said using cabbage helps.

- "??? Trender. I'm not-"

- "Take. It."

Splendorman:

- *Sudden bell noises*

- "You can lactate? And you're not pregnant? Hm, that happened with my mom years after Trender was born." (Trender being the last one born).

- One of the many cabbage believers.

- Oh, you don't want the cabbage? Alright. He's hungry anyway.

- tbh now he actually wants kids. He loves kids.

- Probably the only one to actually be friends with someone who knows exactly what's going on (i.e Mama Slender).

- Mama Slender might come down one of these days and talk about it with you.

- Splendorman isn't as clueless as depicted. He's the oldest brother and knows more than he lets on. Hell, he's big into reading. Meaning he probably has a book on the subject.

Offenderman/Smexy:

- ???

- it was a few days after you met that he learned this

- Another one to give you cabbage.

- "Here, take this cabbage"

- "Why?"

- "just take it."

- "Fender, I'm not pregnant."

- he's honestly excited, yet concerned

- tbh he did sense something every time he used your boobs as pillows.

- just has that ability

- Will definitely suck on them when y'all are in bed or use his tentacles to squeeze at them

- Be prepared to get a lot of Mommy Milkers jokes

- Oh, and his breeding kink shows

Asa Emory/The Collector:

- he noticed quickly

- Chances are, as he says, it's probably from hormonal imbalance from medication.

- Probably is 50/50 on getting the imbalance fixed or just allowing it to stay like that. It's Asa.

- Definitely runs random little tests.

- Considering it isn't from pregnancy, he wants to see how it would affect a human to consume it.

- So naturally, he asks if you can get some in a cup so he can give it to someone in his collection just to see how long they can live off of it.

- Might bring it into the bedroom as well

- He most likely has notebooks filled with his findings on all his little pets, he has one specifically for you (someone he doesn't count as a pet). There's an entire chapter based on your lactation alone.

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OMG WIP STANDS FOR WORK IN PROGRESS.

guys i just got that.

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weird things about the morgue family that just make sense

- Grandpa Morgue had a mini horse/pony when he was younger that he named Chigger bc the little fucker bit people (chiggers are also called berry bugs and i HATE them).

- Grandma Morgue lived out of her car for a while when she was younger and one night slept on a literal park picnic table with her dog (it was the 70s).

- Mama Morgue once got attacked by a mockingbird while asleep on a hammock when she was a teenager (this fact helped me get an A+ on a writing project in 8th grade).

- Daddy Morgue once dressed in drag and beat a boy's ass because the kid would abuse girls only ever around other girls and never boys (my dad was maybe 12? so imagine a 12-year-old boy in a miniskirt and heels beating the shit out of another dude).

- Papa Morgue (my great-grandpa, my great grandma's FIRST husband) had a few stories so here they are:

1. Got chased and attacked by his mama's prized turkey and had to beat it to death with a pipe (it took one wack). His daddy was laughing h a r d.

2. There was a mule he wanted to ride on (he and the mule shared the name Mike). But he could never get on it. His parents told him not to get on Mike (mule) but Mike (boy) never listened. Well, he climbed up a tree and lured the mule over, and hopped on.

3. He was a trucker and would always find these hole-in-the-wall places and he acted as a sort of networker (i.e he was very talkative and extroverted). So if you needed a quilt he'd know that there was an old lady in the middle of buttfuck nowhere that made quilts. He always took back roads too.

- Papaw (pah-paw) Morgue (my great-grandma's second husband) (though I don't much about him) was a Polish Catholic. He seemed hard on everyone but hey! That's Papaw for ya. He was in the Navy. That's all I know. He passed like...many years ago.

- Most of my family (mom's dad's side) hails from Missouri. So....yeah. That's just something of itself because what the fuck is Missouri. I seriously have so much family in Missouri that I could most likely find at least one family member on every street.

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This is probably a very weird thing to ask but, may I request: https://www.lovense.com/sex-blog/kink-bdsm/how-to-prepare-a-bdsm-scene

With Pinhead preparing for a future Safe, Sane, and Consensual scene between him and Kirsty? (She's not on your list so maybe mentioned in passing?)

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HI, um... *awkward shuffle* Are you possibly willing to write shipping?

absolutely!

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Asa, getting ready to work on his collection and standing in front of someone menacingly, his phone rings: *Holds up a finger and turns away* Hello?

Random Drunk Uni Student: IS THIS THE BUG PROFESSOR?

Asa: um....yes?

Random Drunk Uni Student: ARE THEIR ANY FLYING SPIDERS?

Asa: ...No.

*Wild cheering over phone from bar*

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Fanfic Rules & Regulations

could also be seen as terms & conditions ig.

anyway, for starters, don't worry. i'll use proper punctuation and capitalization for fics 'n stuff. i just type like this for aesthetic purposes.

Requests: OPEN!

Types of Fanfics

~ Headcanons

~ Oneshots

~ Reactions

~ Imagines

~ Requests

~ Short Fics (about 1k-2k words)

~ Match-Ups

What I'll Write

~ Just about anything, really. I have a really weird and broad-spectrum. I won't do incest or p*dophilia. Will do r*pe/dubcon and angst (though it won't be very good)

~ I'll pretty much do most any kink

What I Won't Write

~ Incest

~ P*dophilia

Characters

It is recommended you take a gander at the Notes section after this to see misc. things about how I write. Also, you may ask for anyone off of either roster or ask for everyone from one roster or anyone from the other. OR! You may ask for everyone from both in one ask. I want you to know that it may take me a while but I am happy to do so.

My Standard Slasher Roster:

~ Michael Myers (RZ Version For The Time Being)

~ Jason Voorhees

~ Freddy Krueger

~ Ghostface (Billy + Stu)

~ Pinhead

~ Other Cenobites (Chatterer, Butterball, Deepthroat, etc)

~ Thomas Hewitt

~ Bubba Sawyer

~ Chop Top Sawyer

~ Nubbins Sawyer

~ Drayton Sawyer (Both Original + 2017!Drayton)

~ Tex Sawyer

~ Tinker Sawyer

~ Alfredo Sawyer

~ Hannibal Lector

~ Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

~ Asa Emory/The Collector

~ The Sinclair Brothers

~ Otis Driftwood

~ Brahms Heelshire

~ Chucky

~ Tiffany Valentine

~ Billy Lenz

My Standard Creepypasta Roster:

~ Slenderman

~ Trenderman

~ Splendorman

~ Offenderman (Will Be Referred to As Smexy)

~ Jeff The Killer

~ Masky

~ Hoodie

~ Ticci Toby

~ Eyeless Jack

~ Laughing Jack

~ BEN Drowned

~ Herobrine

~ The Puppeteer

~ Happy Appy

~ Mr. Widemouth

***NOTES:

- I write RZ!Michael Myers because it's been too long since I've seen the original. Plus RZ!Myers has more of a background.

- Ghostface is only Billy & Stu because I've only ever seen the first Scream movie. I prefer writing them poly because...c'mon. We all know.

- As much as I love our adorable newer Lector I feel more comfortable writing for the older Hannibal.

- As much as I hate Asa Emory I will write for him but it may seem odd how I write him. I just really wanna push him down a flight of stairs, okay?

- Offenderman/Smexy will be written as a hopeless romantic who fully believes in consent (technically, he's considered a succubus/incubus and those types of demons get energy from pleasure and there is nothing at all pleasurable from noncon/dubcon).

- I will be writing all Pastas as I have grown up reading. Meaning Masky, Hoodie, and Toby are all Slenderman proxies within my writing (despite them actually being proxies of The Operator), Eyeless Jack is still a kidney eating cannibal that most definitely listens to Korn and Lana Del Rey on repeat, Jeff The Killer is a loveable asshole, etc.

- Don't ask why some of these characters are on the list (*cough* Happy Appy *cough*). I cater to many walks of life at I remember at some point I had tried to find Happy Appy fanfiction just because. Happy Appy is another character I wish to shove down a flight of stairs.

This list may updated in the future but for the time being: Here ya go!