#offenderman x reader

[scary-lasagna]

breeding kink offender 🥺?

holy moly guys

Offender [NSFW]

Oh, how he adores the way your body trembles beneath him.

His muscular frame, this wall of solid muscle, has you pinned down in the loveliest way possible against his satin sheets.

Each tendril has a task of heightening your pleasure, whether it be keeping your legs from trembling closed, or a delicate hold around your chest.

One has even slithered between your thighs to work their magic through the flurry of Offender's pistoning hips.

You've never seen him like this. He was incredibly frenzied, crazed with the spirit of whatever Sex-God had possessed him.

How many times has he pumped his seed into you now? Six? Seven? Maybe even eight?

He's lost count, but he knows from the look in your eyes there will be many more to come.

A harsh growl snapped past his lips, and he couldn't help but to dip own and bury his face into the crook of your neck.

The tendril flailing against your sex paired with feeling the throbbing of his cock push against that perfect spot drew you to your third orgasm of the night.

The sheets below you were far from the point of repair, his claws had torn them to shreds in the desperation of pleasure.

Offender panted, this once piece of solid muscle above you trembled and shook, barely managing to keep himself from collapsing on you.

“Just one more, hm?”

[slashingdisneypasta]

Him: Lemme come over 👀

You: Thats fine, but... 🔴🔴🔴

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Offender: So?? A period stops a sentence and that's fucken it.

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Slender (Phone call, not text. It was hard enough to get him to learn howta use a landline): ... hm. I just remembered I gotta take Toby on a walk. Damn. And I really wanted to come over, too. Well- I'll see you another time, bye-

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Splendor: Thats okay baby!! I just wanted to see you ^^ Do you need anything? Ice cream, pads, candy, new pillows? I'm on my way, see you soon! ^^

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Trender: Right. Well let me know when that's over. Memes are forthcoming.

[reiketsunomizunomegami]

Creepypasta React to their s/o's First Kill

Warning: Implied Blood, gore scenes

Feat: Jeff, EJ, Slenderman, Offenderman, and Splendorman

Jeff The killer

-He'll be so Happy when you do it like Yeah! That's my Girl!

-After that Jeff will Scoop you into his Arms and Spin you around happily “I'm so Proud of you Doll! You did so great!”

Eyesless Jack

-Like Jeff, This Boy will be so proud and happy for you

-And after That EJ Will Even Share you his Favourite Food which is the Kidneys that he takes from his helpless Victims

Slenderman

-This Man will be so so Proud of you and even throw you a celebration party

-Slender will Pick you and Kiss your Temple “You did so Great Dear.. I'm so proud of you”

Offenderman

-The Smug one and tries to show you off to everyone

-after your First kill, expect tjis guy to take you home to give you your Reward;-) “You did so great Babe so let me Reward you something when we get home”

Splendorman

-Ohh sorry to tell this But Splendorman will be shocked if you do that

-He will even cry and Kinda Scared of you because We know that splendorman was a very kindhearted Pasta

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Offenderman,eyeless jack,and toby with a blood-drinking creature reader who's a nurse that secretly steals and drinks the blood bags from the hospital that they work at (they're trying to survive don't judge them)

Offender:

In a situation like this, Offender is quick to put his connections throughout the Underworld to good use. He worries that one day you'll get caught and possibly lose your job, and that's the last thing he wants, so in order to help you, Fen ends up using those connections to procure blood for you. You don't have to steal from people if you'll always have it provided, right? Even though you try and protest, try and say that he doesn't have to do such a thing for you, he's going to do it anyway because he loves you and he wants you to be well nourished and cared for, and he doesn't want you to feel like you have to resort to stealing just for your own survival. He'll do his best to get whatever blood it is you prefer, although, on the off chance he can't, he'd even be willing to offer up a bit of his own blood for you. Eldritch blood is seen as very rare and very powerful, and a little bit of his blood could quite honestly go a long way for you, and he'd never allow you to feel bad for taking a bit of it. Nothing is too much for his precious Darling, not even his own blood as your meal. He loves you, and he will make sure you're cared for.

Eyeless Jack:

Another creature that feasts on flesh and blood, Jack's slightly twisted moral compass will absolutely not allow you to continue stealing for your job, and instead encourages him to take blood for you, hunting it down himself. Jack often disposes of the bodies they get from their assassination missions himself, taking what he needs from the bodies and disposing of the rest, but in this instance, he starts to get blood for you. He tends to keep extra blood bags on hand at the mansion as a snack for himself, and so he just keeps a few more for you to take when you need them. He's not going to let you jeopardize your job for the sake of a meal, so he uses his own job to mutually benefit the two of you by keeping you both stocked up on whatever you need. Whenever you get thirsty for it, you're welcome to stop by the mansion for a meal whenever you're coming by to see Jack, and if you're not able to come by and see him for a while due to both of your jobs taking up your time, he's fine to send a few bags home with you for you to store and keep ahold of yourself. He doesn't want you going without, not when he needs the same food source as you and can help you.

Toby:

The thing you weren't expecting upon sharing this information with Toby was for him to show up on your doorstep the next night with a bucket of blood. He doesn't say where or how he got it, too evasive to admit it, but you drill into him that that's not a safe alternative and that he needs to be careful with what he's doing, although you appreciate the help. The two of you come to an agreement, after Toby's endless anxiety and worry that you'll get caught, that every now and then, a few meals during the month, Toby will help you get some food. Whether he's getting it himself from the job, or getting it through other means in the Underworld, Toby will bring you a nice big, fresh bag of blood so you don't have to steal as often at work. He wishes he could get you every meal, but he's not as efficient as the other two boys at it, and he doesn't have the connections to get a whole lot of it. He does, however, end up helping you a whole lot, and it makes it easier for you to blend in and not get caught at work. And, of course, you always repay him for it by making him his favorite meals on the nights he helps you, a nice touch that makes him extra giddy.

[ozzgin]

omg, i'm so happy i stumble at your blog❤️❤️❤️..It's so very good and beautiful 😭💋.... btw, i was thinking about reader who's have kanae, mitsuri,and daki attitude. She's a model and a girlfriend from Jeff the killer , offenderman and Slenderman ... please 🙏🙏🙏....

Based on my brief google search I’m assuming those are characters from Kimetsu no Yaiba? Sadly I haven’t watched it yet, so I can only refer to the wiki. Since this is creepypasta I hope you don’t mind if it’s more yandere and horror themed.

Yandere! Creepypasta x Reader Headcanons

Featuring Jeff the Killer, Offenderman, Slenderman, and a model reader that becomes their partner with or without her approval. TW: may contain violence and dubious consent

Jeff the Killer

Jeff can tell that behind those pretty little eyes of yours lies a grim, unorthodox curiosity for the darker things in life. You might deceive anyone else as you confidently strut the catwalk flooded with glamorous light, but he knows better. He’s known it from the moment he laid his eyes on you, and you’ve confirmed his feelings every single day since. He’ll show you what you’re missing. He’s watched you long enough.

You wake up with a dry throat and try to shuffle in your sheets before you realize that something is pressing them down, limiting your movement. With eyes now shot open, you erratically look around in the darkness trying to find the cause of this strange feeling. Something tickles your face and you try to regulate your rapidly increasing breathing, slowly accustoming yourself to the pitch black room. It’s hair. Long, coarse hair frames a bizarrely distorted face with bulging eyes burning holes in you. You gasp silently, unsure how to proceed. The mysterious man has efficiently caged you in with his body, his limbs fencing your helpless self. “Do you usually take sleeping pills?” his voice creaks disturbingly loud in the previously quiet room. “It’s the first time you’ve woken up just from this.”

He cackles and lowers his head until his forehead is pressing against yours. You feel a faint moisture coming from his mouth and wonder if its source is the gaping wounds that spread across his cheeks. “Watching you sleep has its charm, but this way I can finally talk to you properly. I’m not really good with confessions, so don’t expect a cheesy ‘will you be my girlfriend~’. Alright?” You stare, struggling to follow. Has he been stalking you? Is this why you’ve been plagued with a feeling of impending doom for months? And your manager had suggested you might just be fatigued, arranging for a prescription for sleeping pills.

“Hey! I don’t like talking to myself” the man growls, seemingly angered. He slaps a cold hand onto your cheek, now sticky with sweat, and proceeds to harshly grab your chin and force you into a nod. “That’s more like it. Good. If you behave properly we’ll be done with this in a second.” “Are you here to kill me?” you manage to blurt out, despite your mouth being mangled between his fingers. “Huh? What? Have you been listening?” He lifts his head once again, now fully towering over you. “I said you’re my partner starting now. So no more flirting with those little worms that pile around you. Either way I’m getting rid of them.” You manage to turn your head somewhat and notice the dull blade that’s been laying next to your pillow. “Do you comprehend, (Y/N)? You belong to me.” He pulls your jaw down into another nod. You feel like a rag doll.

With the other hand he cups your chin and gently squeezes your face. “Oh, you really are the prettiest thing. Look at this lovely face of yours. Would be a great shame if someone were to mess it up, huh?” He releases your cheeks and you hear the knife shift across the sheets.

Slenderman

You sink yourself further into the camping chair and lazily raise the can of beer that’s uncomfortably wet from the condensation. Your friends follow the gesture and congratulate you one more time as a toast opportunity. Following the latest fashion show, you’ve gotten several offers to be featured in some big name magazines. You can’t be bothered to remember the names as this whole charade is just your main way of earning enough to survive. As the night goes on it abruptly occurs to you that you might’ve had one sip too much and groggily get out of your seat. You’re mildly dizzy and hold onto the tree trunks for balance, hoping to find a spot far enough from the tents that you avoid invading everyone else’s nostrils with the smell of fresh puke.

Strange. Have your friends suddenly gone to bed? The sound of the badly tuned guitar has faded without you noticing. You turn around and squint your eyes for the camping lights, but it’s unexpectedly dark. Did you walk that much in your quest to find a quiet place for your drunken relief? You’re a bit uneasy at the idea of being alone in a big forest at night, so you turn around and try to retrace your steps. Your sickness has suddenly been replaced with impalpable fear. You swallow dryly as you pat the branches in your blind pursuit. You barely distanced yourself from the camp. You’re sure of it.

Finally, some bushes rustle loudly behind you and a homely feeling warms your body once again. “Christ, you guys. I’m losing my drinking game, I can’t believe I almost got lost in the-“

Were these two trees here before? The slender black forms sway briefly and your stomach drops. You gather up the courage to move your gaze gradually upwards, following the shape of the objects in front of you. They’re legs. Your head is now fully tilted back as you try to take in the image of the massive, faceless creature that stands there quietly. You dare to blink, hoping it will erase this unholy deformation of nightmares.

Not only does the man remain before you, consolidating his factual existence, but almost instantly your ankles twitch from the pressure of some mysterious dark tendrils that slither they way from an unknown source and are now taking over your body. The large arms extend outwards in a frightening span before circling around you, bringing you closer. You can now discern that the creature is wearing a suit and an earthy scent takes over you as you bury your nose in the old, dusty clothing. You begin to shiver, wondering if this is how you die. Shh, shh, darling. One pale, clawed hand pats your back in a soothing manner. You’re at last away from those humans, back to where you belong. He’s waited for you a long, long time. Only watching you from a distance, admiring your beautiful features and counting towards this day. Oh, what an agonizing wait. He’s been tormented by dreams of hope. And now you’re finally his.

You’re home.

Offenderman

You check your phone one more time and sigh in frustration. You aren’t even remotely interested in dating this guy, but his profile mentioned he’s a designer and you could use some networking. You cross your legs the other way and scan the park. He could at least show up on time. As you idly fiddle with your thumbs you feel a sudden wetness on your shoulder. You pull your shirt to inspect it and twist your mouth in disgust upon seeing the liquid slowly being absorbed by the textile. What the hell, bird droppings? Another drop falls nearby and you look up.

The first thing that comes into your view is the unnaturally wide mouth comprising of sharp teeth tightly pressed together. Saliva seems to be pooling into the edge of the lower lip before spilling over. He’s drooling. You instinctively try to get up, but the large creature’s hands quickly push you back onto the bench. Rude! If you’re going to walk around being this pretty, at least have the common sense to let him admire you in peace. His mouth is curled into a satisfied, perverted grin as he carefully slurps your features in.

He’d say that you look way better than in the photos, but that would be a lie. That would imply it’s his first time meeting you, but he’s been stalking you for a fair amount of time now. You can’t blame him, he knows you’ve been cheekily tempting him even if you aren’t aware of it. Naughty girls like you need to be punished and luckily he’s a master at delivering the best kind of discipline.

He easily lifts you up and throws you over the shoulder. Your screams of protest only make him giddy with excitement. Oh, the things he’s going to do to you. You might be upset now, but you’ll soon be begging him for more. It’s always like this. Though he may keep you around for longer. He’s rather fond of you and might even make you his girlfriend.

“Miss (Y/N)”, the words roll out of his mouth as he’s testing the sound of it. Nice. “What do you say about being Offenderman’s girlfriend? I’m just kidding love, you don’t need to answer that. I’ve already decided.” He proceeds to walk away, blissfully ignoring your clenched fists hitting against his back.

[dadumtss]

S-...so splendor has a praise kink right? So do you think his other brothers would have fav kinks & maybe a fav s3x position(s) to?😳

🏃💨

Of course they do! Putting this one under a cut.

C.W. Descriptions of sex. Minors DNI

Slenderman Headcanons: Sex & The Slender Brothers

Note: I also recommend reading the post: Slenderman Headcanon: Lovemaking 

Slenderman

Slender loves using his tendrils during sex. While you can expect gentle exploration, teasing and even some penetration with his tendrils, his favorite use for them is for bondage purposes. Nothing too crazy, but he especially likes holding his partners up with his tendrils as well as using the extra appendages to bind their hands or stuff their mouths.  

I don’t think Slender is aware of it himself but he has a thing for having sex while standing. Standing over someone as he rails them just does it for him and gives him a comforting sense of control. He can do the ‘horizontal tango’ but only with someone he trusts and when he’s feeling particularly intimate.  

Small amounts of pain during sex is also something he enjoys. Small nicks and scrapes from sharper teeth get him worked up and if he hasn’t bound your hands and trusts you enough then the feeling of claws scraping against his skin is lovely. 

Offenderman

Are you really going to do this to him? Make him pick a favorite kink and sex position? It’s like asking a parent their favorite child or a drowning man his favorite flavor of air. 

All sex is good sex.

Well, all sex is good sex so long as you’re not pounding him in the ass. He’s tried it (a lot) and unfortunately it just doesn’t do it for him. 

Trenderman

He wants to be all up in your business. No matter if he’s topping or bottoming, he wants to be in a position where he can feel as much of his partner as possible. 

Whether this means chest-to-chest, chest-to-back or anything else, he wants to be absolutely crushed against his partner.  

He wants to be doted on in his sexual encounters and this includes receiving extensive foreplay. He’s still very touchy during foreplay, whether it’s wrapping his legs or arms around his partner or just placing his hands on them. 

He also loves inflicting pain during sex. He’s mindful not to do anything that could cause permanent damage or put off his partners too much, so often it’s just scraping his claws down their back or grazing their skin with his teeth. However, if given the chance he would do a lot more. 

Splendorman

As previously stated he has a praise kink. 

He doesn’t have much experience with sex so I doubt even he knows his favorite positions but he’s definitely open to experimenting. He gets a lot of sexual enjoyment from pleasing his partner so I could imagine that his favorite position changes depending on the partner he’s with.   

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Thanks so much for the ask!

[mythicalmyles]

Hide and seek with predator prey thingy?

With Slendy? Or Offenderman?(if you write for him)

(maybe both? Jabxhdjsns thats asking abit too much aint it?)

Maybe when he catches (name), he breeds him full?

Maybe he would also degrade (name) a bit? Telling them how they are such a pathetic, but delicious little morsel?

👉👈

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- 🐺

Decided offender since i aint written for him yet<3

Noncon, teasing, overstim

(Name) honestly knew it had been game over the moment he stepped inside of the woods, the feeling of being watched had his hair standing on end all night. He’d lost the path a while ago and hadn’t been able to find it, he couldn’t remember even when he’d lost it. Suddenly he had looked down and just no more path. He felt like he’d been looking for hours, his mind ticking with each passing minute.

His chest felt compressed and he had the odd feeling like he was being hunted, he didn’t have anything bigger then a fox in the woods and they wouldn’t bother. But his hearing was sharp and alert as he made his way through the dense trees, a feeling of doom had him pausing before a yell was ripped from him.

Something wrapped around his chest and dragged him through the bushes and around trees, the speed dazing him when he was abruptly stopped. Horror filled him as he registered what was in his vision, an eldritch horror filled nightmare stood before him. He would’ve screamed if not for the tentacle that shot around his neck, cutting off air flow.

(Name) couldn’t breath and his head began to get fuzzy, mind swirling as the white being cocked its head at him. “So pathetic, can’t even find your way out of the woods. Such a shame.” It’s voice echoed through (Names) head, his body froze as more tentacles began wrapping around him, keeping him spread open. (Name) whimpered, trying to wriggle but failing as it was strong.

“You were so easy to catch, it was almost unfair.” The sound of his sweats tearing filled his hearing, wide eyes staring at the terrifying being. “Such a pretty little thing.” (Name) whimpered as he felt something press against his home, rubbing against him and drawing choked sounds from him. He desperately wriggled in the beings hold, its appendages tight on his flesh. “S-s-.” A tentacle wrapped itself around his mouth, the only sounds being muffled.

(Name) froze as the tentacle finally slid inside of him, his body locking up as his mind blanked. He couldn’t stop himself from moaning as the tentacle inside of him began twisting and fucking him, his body arched as he felt its appendages slide over his body. They teased him by sliding across his nipples and wrapping around his cock, squeezing and playing with him.

The being took its hat off, hanging it on a tree as it smirked at the sight of its prey loosing his mind as he was played with. (Name) felt his mind drift as his body relaxed, allowing another tentacle to slid into him and ripping a loud moan from him.

Ecstasy filled (Names) body, every slid of the tentacles against his prostate driving him further into his mind. He had no chance of escape, instead choosing to just allow what was happening. His hips mindlessly rode the tentacles, barley registering he was even doing it. The tentacles kept a tight grip but allowed more movement the more submissive he became.

“Might just keep you, a pretty little lap dog.” It chuckled, its voice sending every hair on (Names) body standing on end. His desperate eyes gazed at the being, his orgasm fast approaching. It removed its tentacle from his mouth, instead wrapping it loosely around his neck.

(Name) gulped as moans poured from him, the tentacles inside him slamming deep. “Good boy, moan for me.” (Name) shook, his eyes rolling back as he came. His body completely relaxed into Offenders hold as he rode out his high. “I want to see that delicious face again.” It smirked as another tentacle slid into him and they sped up, thrusting fast inside of him. (Name) practically wept as he felt his cock begin hardening again, his body shaking. “Plea-please.” (Name) hiccuped out only to recieve a chuckle and a particularly violent thrust.

“You can take it.” A large smirk covered its face, sharp teeth filling (Names) vision. It didn’t take much longer to draw another orgasm from him, his voice hoarse as he screamed. (Name) couldn’t think, the tentacles still fucking him and stretching him out. “Tonight will be a fun night.” It chuckled, voice rumbling throughout the forest.

[bingobongocheerio]

Offender: You promise you didn't get me bees again?

Y/N: [from a distance] Just open it.

[theundeadsnake]

Hello again can you do offenderman and ticci toby (separate with Toby's being platonic) with a reader that randomly dies but comes back to life after a few hours or just a reader that can die but comes back every time? (whichever works best for you)

Hi, it’s great to see you again 😊 I decided to combine both concepts, this is part 1. Offenderman x dying reader that comes back to life after a few hours. Part 2 will be out later on - I'm not sure when.

The very first time you die, he is terrified. His arms and other appendages will be wrapped around your cold lifeless body. He is cradling you with great care. Devastated and so numb, and yet at the same time so gentle with you, as though your lifeless corpse could feel his care from the afterlife.

His usual confident demeanor and cocky attitude have been washed away completely. He wants to get up and do something, but he can’t. What would he even be able to do now? You’re dead – it’s too late.

Why was I not with you? Why did I not manage to protect you? He will ask himself. The guilt and self-blame will overwhelm him.

His body, mind, and spirit feel as though he is below a lake. As though a great tsunami has washed away all his heart cares about. The world feels fuzzy. It feels wrong.

Sure, logically speaking he knew; he has always known that having a human-like lover will be a temporary chapter in his life. Your lifelines have always held different lengths. He just never thought it would happen so soon. All his dreams and plans for you both have been shattered to pieces.

And then it happens, he senses your breathing. Your body warming up and you slowly becoming aware. He feels like a child, first seeing a lone caterpillar turning into a butterfly. Though to him this is not about beauty, you have always been his number one. His fear is replaced by confusion, awe, and gratefulness. This is a miracle he thinks to himself. Like a butterfly you are doing what no other being has, reshaping and breaking the known laws of the universe.

“Love I’m so glad you’re here”. He will whisper to you. Trying to both comfort and reassure you even though he knows absolutely nothing. Despite that you can feel his hands shaking, you can hear the worry in his voice, and feel the tension that overwhelms his body. He acts confident but you can tell that he is anxious.

Offender has so many questions for you. Are you alright? Did it hurt? What happened – is this normal – is this common? Who hurt you? But for now, he will settle for making sure you’re safe.

Death is scary, uncomfortable, and not an experience any being has ever enjoyed.

You two will most likely end up together in your shared bedroom with him gently caressing you as though you are the most precious being in the universe. To him you absolutely are.

In the upcoming weeks, you will notice a slight change in him, or rather in how clingy he gets. Your lover has always been a very handsy affectionate man, though now he is by your side constantly. You won’t die, he is well aware of that…now. But something inside him does not want to let go of your hand. That fear is still buzzing at the back of his mind.

[world-of-horrors-au]

Ca-can I please wrap myself in your coat.

Pretty please 🥺

For the hedonist 😖🌹❤️

The Hedonist chuckles. "Cold night, huh? Here - it'll be a bit big but it'll keep you warm until we find you something better."

It smells like him. Like... roses, and leather, and the undercurrent of the aquariums that fill his particular home in the Deep. It's soft and warm and you are not walking in it, oh no, it's faaaaar too big for a mortal to move in. But that's okay. He'll carry you.

[unikron-kitten-kat]

Starting a prompt list-

Creepypasta Prompt list For S/Os and Scenarios With Those S/Os. If you do decide to use this, would you be so kind as to tag me in it so I could have a read? I would love to see what my prompts inspire!! Also, I will add more prompts to this post, and will even take suggestions if they are not already on here!!

Slender Brothers/Creeps will be used as the nametag)) you can use single or polly relationships. Also, if Offender is not part of your blog, you don't have to use him. And if the Brothers and Creeps are seperate from one another, you can write them as such as well

Dragon S/O

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon hybrid s/o who doesn't know/understand fhe concept of hoards until they are explained by another dragon/hybrid. After learning of hoards, their s/o starts refering to them as their hoard

- Slenders/Creeps with an older dragon s/o who is also the dominant one in the relationship

- Slenders/Creeps with a younger dragon s/o who is a late-flamer

- Slenders/Creeps with a powerful dragon s/o who is also quite protective

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon/demon hybrid s/o

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon s/o who is of a specie long thought to be exinct, which isn't actually extinct, just hiding from the world due to being hunted for their products

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon s/o who is of the mystical type (look up Haku dragon, Spirited Away)

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon s/o who uses gentle bites as their love language

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon s/o who hunts for them as a love language

- Slenders/Creeps with a nightfury dragon hybrid s/o

- Slenders/Creeps with an elemental (fire/ice) dragon s/o

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon s/o who has rainbow coloured fire

- Slenders/Creeps with a thundering dragon s/o who is surprisingly quiet, and uses cuddling as their love language

- Slenders/Creeps with a dragon s/o who uses nicknames of gems in accordance to their eye colour. (I would use clothing theme, or personality theme for the Brothers. ie, Slender's could be 'Onyx', or 'Quartzite', or smthn)

- Slenders/Creeps with a nature dragon s/o who likes to give them flowers grown off their body

- Slenders/Creeps with a Yggdrasil Tree Dragon s/o who has been stuck on their first s/o's memory(the dragon s/o's late s/o)

- Slenders/Creeps with a space dragon s/o who really like to talk about all the aliens and other planets they have visited

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Alien S/O

Just to let you know that Slenders are aliens on my blog, so I may word these scenarios in a way that alludes to that. Also, if there is a movie specific alien not on here, read the first message.

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who looks like a xenomorph/human hybrid

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who is of a bug-like specie that is easily drawn to light sources

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who is bird-like in appearance and nature who like to preen them

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who crash landed on Earth and is really homesick. They speak of their homeworld a lot, and as time goes on, starts to speak of taking them with to see their homeworld, if they are ever able to return home

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who is telepathic and sensitive to emotions (ie can feel an emotional aura surrounding someone) and gets very concerned for their well being

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who wants to learn all there is to know of Earth, despite everyone back home telling them what a dump it is

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who doesn't have a translator and therefore can't speak english, or any human language for that matter

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who can change their colours, like a chameleon

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who does not understand love at first

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who really wants a kid with them, but is incompatible

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who feeds off emotions, so they feed off their negative emotion, as their diet is more compatible with the negatives

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who feeds off the feelings of lust

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who has a very sweet tooth

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who has been to Earth before, but was caught by the Government for a short time

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who wants to meet Earth's leader, but they warn s/o not to as they may be kidnapped and perhaps experimented on

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who is of a specie that can only die by 'natural' causes. (Natural is put into quotations as natural death to the alien could be very different from the natural deaths Slenders/Creeps are used to)

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who wants to study them, but not to the point of wanting to strap them down to a table, lol. They just want to watch and see how they go about their day, and often spew questions their way about what they eat, how they age and so on and so forth

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien hybrid s/o who's hybrid halves clash with eachother. The mental anguish

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who fled to Earth after becoming a convict, but doesn't tell them until they are already in a relationship, for fear of being alone

- Slenders/Creeps with an alien s/o who has come to very much like the animals and plants found on Earth, and wants to visit places all around thd globe with the Slenders/Creeps to obtain, at the very least, seeds of every plant available to gather

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Demon S/O

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon s/o who is considerd an 'imp' in The Underworld

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon s/o who is part of the hierarchy of The Underworld (think something like Stolas from Helluva Boss)

- Slenders with a demon s/o who is more powerful than them, and is the dominant partner in the relationship

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon s/o who is the dominant partner in the relationship

- Slenders/Creeps with a succubus/inccubus demon s/o (bonus point for this one if s/o does not plan on leaving the relationship because they were tired of sex-dominant relationships)

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon/slender hybrid s/o (bonus points if, depending on your au, the s/o protects the creep(s) from the slenders)

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon/angel hybrid s/o (bonus points if s/o swears their loyalty and becomes a guardian angel of sorts)

- Slenders/Creeps with a fire demon s/o (in my au, slenders are... sensitive to fire)

- Slenders/Creeps with a fallen-angel/demon hybrid au (bonus points if s/o's position in heaven/the underworld was previously one of high power, ie archangel)

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon s/o who has "frozen" scars from being a front line fighter against angels and easily gets cold, so seek out slenders/creeps for warmth

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon s/o who wants to see what their soul looks like (slender souls are... "impulsive" in my au, meaning people are more likely to try and take one)

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon s/o who was banished to The Overworld(Earth) for crimes they didn't commit

- Slenders/Creeps with a demon s/o who is a descendant of Lucifer or Satan. (They are different people for the sake of this prompt)

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel/demon hybrid who was previously highly regarded in Heaven and among the higher angels of heaven, but cast out once they were found to be half demon

- Slenderman and Offenderman(or anybody) with a moth/spider demon hybrid s/o who is all around bigger than them. Scenario of Creeps/Slenders having a bad day and getting the most amazing snuggles and hugs from s/o to brighten them up. S/o would use mandibles for lil nibbles and kisses too.

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Angel S/O

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o who's wing are suspiciously stained black. (Bonus points if s/o is nervous about explaining why)

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o who has a set of large wings, and a set of smaller wings. (Bonus points if the first time slenders/creeps find out about the smaller wings is when s/o is cuddling slenders/creeps with them)

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o who's wings have gone completely black, but they aren't a fallen angel yet

- Slenders with an archangel s/o that do not wish to kill them. (I imagine most slenders au have them as demons and such)

- Slenders/Creeps with a fallen angel s/o who was unfairly cast out of Heaven

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o that accidently fell into The Underworld and was subsequently adopted by demons

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o that is unbelievably pure

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o that doesn't show their true form until slenders/creeps are in a life-endangering situation(true form being 'biblically accurate')

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o who is a front line knight

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o who was their s/o before death, and has fuzzy, but present memories of them and is joyous at finding the subjects of their fuzzy and incomprehensible memories

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o that is an offspring of The Angel of Death

- Slenders/Creeps with an angel s/o who acted as their childhood imaginary friend/guardian child angel

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[scary-lasagna]

Friends with benefits with offender?

Offender

Offender always treats his friends very well, benefits or not.

He’s a big guy with a reluctantly big heart and a widespread circle of friends.

And when it comes to friends with benefits, it’s more so like a best-friendship.

You’ve already got over the awkward phase of seeing each other naked so there’s really nothing you can embarrass yourself with.

It’s more so of doing the deed and laying next to each other and Offender will ask, “Do you wanna go to Pizza Hut?”

He won’t just leave after the benefits, and he’ll actually take time to treat you as a friend.

But he likes to reiterate that you should tell him if any romantic feels or jealousy rise up so you two can fix it.

Off the record, Offender doesn’t like having FWB for that reason.

The fear of falling into that awkward phase of one person liking the other without receiving, it’s a bit too difficult to manage appropriately.

But he will always make sure your needs are met and you’re well taken care of to a professional degree.

Who knows, y’all might just fuck around and go bowling if you’re lucky.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Slenderman x Reader || Oneshot

Plot: You and Slender have had a big fight, and broke up. You’re both done. Things are just too hard for you both, to stay together. You’ve broken it up and made it up more times then either of you care to count and you just cant do it anymore. You want each other, you need each other, you love each other more then anything else- But you’re giving up. You think its right thing to do.

Now, watch Offender, who is definitely the least knowledgeable man on earth about love, talk to his brother and fix this. 

Warnings: Angst (Though I tried to put some comedy in there!) with an insinuated happy ending. Also, obviously, Offender.

Tagging: @ladala-shihiro , @miss-understood , and @yesthetrashbin . I hope y'all like this! ^^

This is a work off my old blog, @mainstreambaddies , remastered ^^ I was reminded about it talking to @marinerainbow ^^

“So, then-” You clear your throat, holding onto the handle to your suitcase, standing out on the porch. Slender's still inside the house, but the door is open. “This is done, now?” This has been done so many times before that its hard to believe that this is really over this time. You almost can’t take it seriously, like you should. Like it is. Like you know that you'll wish you had when you remember it tomorrow morning. You peer up at Slender with a smirk, though, because you just cant. “Not gonna meet me at the edge of the forest again?” Like he’s done the last, what, 70 times?? Apart from those times that you stopped and realised you love him, and ran back for him, of course. 

Offender sits on the couch, just inside the mansion, seemingly reading the dirty parts out of some of Slenders books out of immense boredom, when he hears what’s conspiring feet from him. Promptly, he decides this is much more interesting and stops reading. He doesn't put the book down, so as to look like he's reading and not eavesdropping, but he most certainly is.

You get the feeling there would be a stiff, taught, no teeth kind of smile on him if he had those kinds of features. He’s standing in the doorway, with his arms crossed-not like he’s annoyed, or expecting something; More like he’s in thought, holding himself where he is. Together, and most importantly- still.  “... Mm, no, not this time.” His voice is dull. “We discussed this already Y/N. This is final.” 

“I know.” 

“But we have said that before though, haven't we?” 

As always, he can read your mind without even actually reading your mind. 

You take a deep breath, and let it go. One of the many things you’ll have to let go. 

Because you have to. 

Because this is the last time. No more. You couldn't do it again,... and you wouldn't want to. Its too hard.

Offenders interest, and doubts, are thoroughly perked. What have they been discussing?? What do these two think they know?? What’s happening?? He rolls over onto his stomach on the couch to look at them, before pushing himself up onto his forearms. “Wait, what're you two doing?” 

Slender flat out ignores him, while you give him a funny little look before looking back at Slender again. It hurts to say these next few words. God, its beginning to sink in- this is over. “So... I’m going now.” You love him... but its over. You couldn't do it; There were just too many obstacles in your way and you couldn't hack it.

Why couldn't you just figure it out?

“Okay.” 

As you nod at him one last time, in the most awkward final goodbye that anyone has ever witnessed in real life or on TV, Offender cringes. 

“-Hey, nobody answered my question. What are you doing?” Panic is starting to set in for real, as you leave, and Slender makes no move to follow you, or waive, or say anything else. He just watches. 

What is this?? Anyone with even one working braincell can tell that these two are more meant for each other then any other so-called fucking 'romance' in history. What is this!?

Panicking even more, Offender wants to go and catch you before you get away, but instead of the graceful chase he was intending to give, he manages to get caught trying to escape the couch and tumbles off of it and hard onto the wooden floor. Its not been waxed in a long time. He’s going to have splinters in his face, for sure. 

At least this gets Slenders attention, who stops watching you leave for the last time, and turns to look dubiously at his brother. It proves as nearly a distraction from his heart burning in his chest, so he’s eager to get to the insults. “... Are you starting to age? One of the first signs is loss of coordination, so you may well be. If you start to lose your hearing, do let me know. I’m next, after all.” 

“No, I’m not starting to age, you spiteful little dick.” Offender, again gracelessly, gets up from the floor and fixes his coat, before stomping over to Slender with a firm, angry finger pointed. “I was disoriented, by the bullshitery happening a few feet away!” 

Slender's voice is still dull, but in a difference way now. Tired. He just wants to go to his room and sleep for 11 weeks. His heart feels like its oozing out of his rib cage. Like its become liquid, and it’ll never be better again. This is too much, he didn't sign on for this, this is one of the many many reasons that humans are foul, loathsome creatures he shouldn't bother himself with, fuck- Why didn't he listen to his own goddamn advice?

He tries to perk up, though, for the sake of one of his favourite kind of digs. “Oh, is Jeff home?” 

“Can you stop playing around for a couple zeptoseconds and talk straight with me, pixie boy?” 

Ah, ‘Pixie boy’. Slender’s been waiting for that little nickname to come back around... not. Offender named him that as Slender's attitude really began to blossom as he grew up, because he resembled one of those little, spiteful, tricky fairies that humans go on and on about stealing their firstborn's, and such. Like Slender would ever want anything with a snivelling little infant. At least not a living, one- And he wouldn't bother leaving a replacement.

“No, shan’t. And can’t. Good day.” Slender makes a yawning sound, genuinely tired even not counting the disgusting heartbreak rushing like sepsis poisoning through his veins- from arguing with you all through the night before you came up with your very sensible conclusion, to end things. Offender watches, in complete disbelief and exasperation as Slender turns his back on him and heads through to the kitchen. 

“Bitch, if you think I’m gonna give up that easy... “ Offender mutters to himself, as he rolls up his sleeves for emphasis and goes after his little brother. 

-Who hears what was just muttered, and enquires about his supposed consequences, if he did indeed think that Offender would give up that easy. Cheekily. “Hm?”

“Then- you’ll-... be sorry-” Slender laughs quietly, and Offender gets the idea that that answer is not the right one. He also wants to punch him, but what else is new. “You will be... you will... you’ll be sorely mistaken, young man!!”

Oh, fuck. Offender thinks. I’m starting to sound like Splender. Except somehow less intimidating. Goddamn.

They travel through the mansion until Slender gets to his room. He slams the door closed right before Offender was to walk in after him, gets a frustrated swear in response, and is met with a big brother to the face a second later, when Offender teleports right in front of him. 

Slender sighs in utter discontent. 

Without a word, though, he veers around Offender and heads for the left wall of his room, which he’s converted into a makeshift kitchen. So that he can have tea and breakfast, without having to venture into public eating area and see people. He fills the kettle with water and sets it on the stove, using a tentacle to turn the dial. He doesn't turn back to Offender, just stands at the stove and watches the old fashioned, open topped kettle. 

God, he’s diminished. Its taking all he has to keep up the front he has, now. He takes a slow, deep breath in. Why did he do that? Why did he end it with you? Slender suddenly feels the urge, physically, to move forward and get you back, even if he has to beg on his knees, but-

Slenders shoulders slowly, gently drop again as he lets out the breath. -but, he cant. He wont let himself. 

This is the best, for both of you. 

Mostly for them. Slender cant help but add on. Because, its true. He wants nothing, quite like he wants for you to be happy. If it meant his own destruction, which it apparently does, then that's what he'll do. He'll make it happen. He'll suffer.

“Tea?” Slender pipes up, starting the conversation this time himself, surprisingly. Offender looks at his back with a mix of ‘I don't know what to do here’ and that rare bit of ‘help him’ that always seems to come tearing out of the deepest parts of him when his brothers are in trouble. He had been reading Slender's thoughts and now he understood what his little brother was thinking- but it was still dumb as hell. And he refuses to take it.

His voice is cold, but his words give him all away, when he speaks next. “I want you to know that if that’s what you really think, that you’re both- that they’re, gonna be better for this, then you're delusional. But I know that you don't listen to anyone else, so yes. I would like tea. Thanks.” 

It relaxes Slender a little knowing that Offender knows where he stands. That he doesn't have to nail into his brother how fixed his mind always is on things, like he has to with nearly everyone else who thinks they can change his mind. They cant. No one has that ability and its quite exhausting proving that over and over. He supposes that's one thing his idiot brothers are good for.

He nods in response, the slightest bit of relief dripping off his forehead. 

The next few minutes are silent, except for the eventual question of ‘Earl Grey or English Breakfast?’, and the response of ‘Irish’. The silence continues, until Slender pushes a cup into Offenders hands and then finally, finally rests down in an elegant chair and table that looks out on his beloved forest. There’s another chair, which Offender finds home in, as Slender looks depleted with his shoulders hunched forward, his fingers tight around his cup, and his gaze on the window. Or, what’s outside, of course.

Seeing this, what Offender can only construe as a look of longing- he tries again. “So... you... don't wanna make up with Y/N, because...?” 

Slender sighs, giving in to the conversation. Any other day, he’d fight it till the cows came home, but today... he just doesn't have it in him. Too... tired. He shifts his focus onto the dark, milk-less void of in his cup and slowly, shakily lets go with one hand to trace the edge gently. “I want off this rollercoaster, Offender. Y/N and I... we don't do anything but fight. I love them, somehow- but I’ll live forever, while they wont. They deserves to spend their limited amount of time in peace, and they wont get that with me. That's just... how it is. That's what we have seen.” 

“You know it only feels like you fight all the time, when you’re fighting... that's normal, bro. There’s plenty of time when you and that kid are freaken… merged like black holes.” Oh, wow, that is not a bad analogy. Okay- “That must be why you’re hurtin’ so much now.” 

“Black holes stay around for a long time.” Slender tells him immediately, and Offender hates him in that moment for knowing about space.

“Okay, bad analogy.” 

“Yes.” 

Frustrated again, Offender puts his tea firmly on the table to arouse attention. “Alright, new angle. It will come as no shock to you that we’re about as evil as that devil bastard himself, yes? We’re absolute turds next to the fucking gold crapping angel that is Splender, and the charity funder that is Trend.” Slender shifts, at that. Yes, that’s true. But does he needs to put it so unflatteringly? “ -Yet, that sweet, probably hallucinatory human out there in the forest fell in love with you. And you, with all your crusty, hates-every-damn-thing-ness, fell in love with them too. Love! You! Do you know how crazy that is? One in 7 billion. And that's with normal fucking people. Why the fuck are you letting it disappear???” 

“Its for the best-” 

“That kid, that mortal person, out there, is the best thing either of us could ever have hoped to deserve and you stumbled upon it! Now, you think you can just let them walk away?? And, also, what makes you think you're capable of that, anyway?” 

Slender brings the tea, shakily to his ripped lips. This is starting to annoy him again, so he takes a deep breath. “...- ” 

“You’ve never been able to do it before!!” Offender mildly rages, exasperated, as he stands up, letting his chair squeal back behind him. Slender looks up, to see his face over his tea. “Okay, okay. One last thing. Tell me, Slender. Can you stand to wake up tomorrow, and feel absolutely fucking empty? Because that's what's coming. You’re going to sleep peacefully all night, without a turn or even a snore escaping you, and you're gonna wake up and for a second you’re not gonna remember. But this ain't somethin' you can sleep off. You're gonna hurt, its probably gonna feel like you're dying, and its gonna be all your fault. You gave away the very last thing, that you should have.” 

At the mental image that penetrates his mind and, god forbid, his heart, Slender physically winces. Nearly looses hold of his cup. 

Offender just watches him for seconds, calming down from his outburst... before shoving his hands deep into his pockets, and pushing back his shoulders. Hopefully, that did it. Hopefully, that's enough -Besides, all this caring is starting to give him back pains. He desperately needs to go do something bad. Maybe he’ll hit up the streets. 

Before he teleports away, Offender doesn't quite catch sight of the way Slenders tea gets set down on the table. His body convulses ever so slightly, at the realisation of how fucking wrong he is. 

Then in the next second, Slender's gone, too. 

[tamales78]

Loss!: Abusive!Offenderman X reader X Slenderman PT:4

Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 PART 5

“Do you wish for more tea, mommy?”

“Sure, why not?” (Y/n) says smiling at Sally.

Sally grabs the teapot and pours the imaginary tea into (Y/n) little teacup and they sip it. 

“Do you and the baby like it, mommy?”

“Yes, baby.” (Y/n) says as her hand lands on her huge baby bump.

Sally smiles and serves her doll and stuffed animals more tea. (Y/n) giggles at her cuteness and soon they hear a knock on the door.

“Come in!” Sally yells out.

Slender enters and Sally runs to her father. She giggles as Slender throws her up in the air and catches her.

(Y/n) smiles softly and tries to get up.

Slender goes to her and helps her get back up.

“Thanks.”

Slender smiles and kisses her, meanwhile caressing her swollen womb.

“Sally why don’t you give daddy some tea?” (Y/n) asks the child on her boyfriend’s shoulder.

She nods and Slender brings her down. Sally grabs his hand and forces him to sitdown, before giving him a teacup. (Y/n) sits in her daughter’s bed and enjoys the lovely scene infront of her. Slender playing with their adopted daughter as she tells him about how ‘Mr, Teddy’ and ‘Mrs. Duck’ got into a fight.

(Y/n) caresses her belly as her child inside starts kicking. Just then they hear the doorbell ring.

“It must be Trender, I’ll go get it.” 

“No, I’ll go.”

“No, you will stay here and play with our daughter.” (Y/n) says smirking at the father of her children.

“Yes daddy!”

“Ok, just take it easy, babe.”

(Y/n) nods and gets up as she starts to walks out the bedroom. She’s walking down the stairs when E.J, Hoodie, and Toby spot her from the couch.

“Let me help.” E.J  says as he walks up to where she was and helps her walk down.

“*giggle* I’m fine, I can walk down.” 

“No, no I insist. Plus, if Slender finds out he’ll kick our asses for not helping you.”

“That, he will do.” (Y/n) giggles and walks to the door.

She grabs the doorknob and opens it.

There he was. Right then and there. Right infront of her.

“O-O-Offender?” 

“(Y-Y-Y-Y/n)?” Offender enters the house and is about to hug her, however, the three boys who were in the couch get between them.

“Nah ah buddy!” Hoodie tells him before shoving him.

“Get out of my way! Let me speak to my wif-” It is then that he notices the bump. 

(Y/n) moves away before placing her hand on her womb as in protecting it. She starts tearing up as she remembers that faithful day.

“W-Who-?”

“What’s going on?” 

Everyone looks up and find Slender walking down the stairs. Slender looks at (Y/n) before turning to look at his brother.

“WHAT THE FUCK!!” Offender yells out shoving Hoodie to the floor.

“Offender-”

“I’VE COME HERE SINCE MY WIFE HAS GONE MISSING! ONLY TO FIND HER IN YOUR HOME AND KNOCKED UP! WHO THE FUCK IN YOUR MANSION KNOCKED UP MY WIFE!” He yells out before turning to look (Y/n) baby bump. Tears flow down his eyes out of anger.

“I should of known she was here! You knew and told me she had lost my child! I should of questioned you! BUT YOU TOLD ME SHE CAME TO SMILEY AND THAT HE TOLD YOU! But, when I went to him he.......he said she never came!”

He starts to walk up to (Y/n) however is stopped by the three pasta’s. Slender goes to (Y/n) and comforts her crying form.

“LET ME GO! LET ME GO YOU BASTARDS!-”

It is then Offender notices it. The way Slender held (Y/n), to how he was caressing her bump, to how he touched her.

“You!”

“Offender-”

“YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!”

“DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! You of all people have no damn place to say anything! You abused, cheated, and hurt her! YOU EVEN CAUSED HER TO LOSE THE CHILD!”

Offender groans and and jumps at Slender. The brothers start to hit one another, eventually drawing blood.

(Y/n) cries out for them to stop, however, she soon feels very familiar sharp pain. Hoodie sees her discomfort and rushes to her side as he sees her holding her womb. It is then that they both look down only to see a puddle of water and blood.

PART 5

[intimidating-fettuccine]

I was hesitant to include a specific answer because I think he’s gonna sweep the others but I put him in anyway.

[bloody-peach]

Hey so I got another smut idea, but...it's with a kinda controversial character...

Ok so before you vote, I should say a few things: 1) it's gonna be all consensual. 2) the bad stuff with the original version of the fandom character will NOT be part of my interpretation of said character.

So with that said..............