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Just wondering how we Indians unanimously eat Old Women's hair as a childhood treat from the roadside uncle and actively encourage them dyeing the hair in more colors yk ;)

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Do racoons have people hands or do people have racoon hands?

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I was an involuntary breather until SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT TO ME

So now y'all shall be voluntary breathers too

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At one point in your life, each and every one of u is gonna shake hands with a person who has touched a dick. (always wash your hands)

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THEN LATER ME REALIZING THAT THEY'RE THE SEXY GIRL BOTS! THEY'RE BACK Y'ALL!!!!

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THEN LATER ME REALIZING THAT THEY'RE THE SEXY GIRL BOTS! THEY'RE BACK Y'ALL!!!!

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'The world does not revolve around you' actually it does I'm the main character in my story and everyone else is just a side character so the world pretty much revolves around me yay <3

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-4° looks like a man shitting

Or looking at his dick

There's no in-between.

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Rosalie Hale, done by AI as described in the books:

Rosalie Hale, in the movies:

Both of them, side by side:

Nicki Reed was good don't get me wrong, but the movies rlly didn't do justice to the books

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'Hold on tight, spider moneky'

'My monkey man 😏'

Do the Cullens like.... Have an obsession w Monkeys? Do they have a monkey fetish? Is beastiality legal amongst vampires? Would the Cullens still drink Monkey blood or would they refrain out of respect for Bella and Emmett???

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Friendship breakups need to be treated just as seriously as relationship breakups, if not more.

Slowly drifted apart from your friend group? Let's all get a tub full of icecream and have a nice good cry

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Tired of telling people that a person can be both bisexual and asexual. Yes, I like men, I like women. No, I don't feel sexually attracted towards them... Its definitely easier to understand than projectile motion <3

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Pro tip:

Always carry a fork with you. If someone attacks you, jump/run towards them, and then look heavenwards, say, 'Thank Lord for this meal I'm about to have!' and then laugh maniacally. If you're atheist, say, 'Thank Science for this specimen I'm about to sacrifice'

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What if Quincies Hollows and Soul Reapers actually exist and the reason we're not caught in the crossfire is coz we're insignificant humans who don't have the sight, and their enemity is with each other not us.

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Poot Lovato.

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Knowing that Anya and Damien are someday gonna be in high school, and then their real story is going to begin, makes me blush all over and feel so fuzzy and Happy for some reason

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Petition to officially pressure companies into making Goncharav merchandise, Tumblr-style. I'm talking Buddweiser frogs croaking out Gon-Cha-Rov

Or a figurine of Sakura, but instead of yelling CHAAAA she yells gonCHAAAAArov

Also randomly spouting facts about Goncharov to detect fellow Tumblypoos <3