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twelve year old james potter who carried a girl’s bag for her and eleven year old regulus who furiously scribbled “dear diary 😭 james potter is a WHORE!! 😒😠”
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who they’d be putting on their hear me out cakes:
James:
- Eugene from the walking dead.
- Shrek, probably.
- Regulus (to Sirius’ horror).
- Gordon Ramsay.
- Squidward Tentacles
Sirius:
- Nick Wilde.
- the dad from Coraline.
- Diego from ice age.
- Santa.
- also Gordon Ramsay
Remus:
- Puss n boots.
- Roddy St James.
- Alvin Seville.
- the red M&M.
- Randall from Monsters Inc.
Regulus:
- Monty Potter (yk the one TikTok like “THATS MY DAD!!!!” That’s what I’m imagining here.)
- Phil Dunphy.
- Sporticus.
- Lightning McQueen.
- SpongeBob SquarePants
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james getting so drunk at his own wedding that he proposes to regulus (they just got married, they’re at their wedding)
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James: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Regulus: … James.
James: That’s not how it’s spelled is it?
Regulus: No.
James: Dammit.
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Who said anything about a post-Halloween marauders fic with Mary as the mc?
More specifically w florist!mary
With Lily haunting the narrative ?
Oh wait,I did.And you asked for it sooooo
You can now find the beginning on ao3!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/68798371
It s not even really a chapter,it s extremely short BUT you can now add it to your list to read it when I update it!
I ll try to update it often, I was just scared to make it public so it took a while.
Pairings:
Marylily (main)
Wolfstar (mentioned but often)
Jegulus (mentioned,quite often)
In most of the fic,Mary is obliviated.However, the part I just posted happens right after the Halloween incident.
#marylily#lily evans#mary macdonald#obliviate#obliviated Mary#marauders#marauders era#ao3#jegulus#starchaser#wolfstar#Remus lupin#fanfiction#angst#marauders fic#first fic
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regulus died in summer, actually.
he saw james without a shirt at the beach. that’s how he drowned.
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inspired by ‘Teach Them How to Dream’ by calamitoustide 🤍
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Reposting this again because I m tired of ts
why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."
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Regulus is so Love Ridden (Fiona Apple)
“I want your warm but it ll only make me colder when it s over
So I can t tonight,baby
No,not “baby” anymore
If I need you I ll just use your simple name”
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Remus: Look guys, I need help.
James: Love help?
Sirius: Financial help?
Regulus: Emotional help?
Barty: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Barty*
Barty: What?
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Barty: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
James : "If"
Regulus: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and he might not even die.
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