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so there's poolverine and deadclaws... but apparently people also call it... peanutbub... PEANUTBUB?? THAT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER! WHY DIDN'T I HEAR ABOUT THIS SOONER!!

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do you guys think that Logan ever goes up the stairs like this when no one is watching

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I'm about to watch Logan (2017) for the first time. wish me luck...

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I'm about to watch Logan (2017) for the first time. wish me luck...

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I wonder what Laura was thinking when she found Logan in that Honda Odyssey. Logan, the man who died protecting her and whom she buried when she was only 9.

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guys. they were laying on that bed together. Laura put them on a bed together and covered them with a blanket. knowing Wade, he was probably cuddling Logan in his sleep. I'm normal about this.

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[image id:

picture 1: Conan Edogawa from Detective Conan. he's looking up at the viewer, pointing at something in the distance. behind him is a yellow and green rectangle, the yellow stripes emerging from his fingertip like beams of light. in the bottom left of the rectangle is a question mark and an exclamation point in red text. the white text reads "ah le le" and "bottom text" in all caps. the background is light blue.

picture 2: Heiji Hattori from Detective Conan. he's facing off to the side, his right hand raised half-way in a greeting gesture. he smiles open-mouthed and his eyes are closed. the yellow and orange rectangle behind him is diagonal at the top. two red exclamation points are in the top right corner. the white text reads "oi Kudo" and "bottom text" in all caps. the background is light blue.

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every single time

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Logan waking up in Wade's bed

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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honestly yeah his alcoholic ass would pass out in the trunk...

this scenario is ten times funnier because the others thought he just changed his mind and Laura was so proud of him for it too...

[video description: a clip from the movie Deadpool & Wolverine. the group consisting of Elektra, Deadpool, Gambit, Laura and Blade approaches Cassandra's hideout, passing through flames. the car stops with a u-turn and they step out onto the field, now surrounded by the enemy. the scene cuts to a bird view, before zooming back in on the characters. the focus shifts to the trunk of the Honda Odyssey opening, and the group watches as Wolverine steps out of it and joins them. the scene zooms out and cuts to Cassandra, who smiles and then turns, walking away. /end id]

this scene will never not be funny to me...

he hid in the car. he hid in the fucking car.

he could've gone up to them like, "hey I changed my mind, I'm coming with you" - but no. either at night or at the crack of dawn, he decided to get into the goddamn trunk and he stayed completely silent the entire ride. the others didn't know he was hiding in the car until his dramatic ass stepped out of that trunk.

he is such a drama queen it physically hurts me...

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TAS/'97! it's the only media I've consumed so far aside from D&W. I figured controlling it is impossible much like Cyclops' power, but it's cool to know there's versions where she gains more control!

thinking about how Gambit and Rogue can never even sleep close to one another because they might accidentally touch skin...

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"Wolverine is a top"

counter argument:

[video description: a clip from the movie Deadpool & Wolverine. time agents from the TVA stand in the hallway of an apartment complex. they draw their prune sticks, and Wade says, "ah, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!" the camera cuts to him leaning against the doorframe of his apartment. "okay, I've never been a natural bottom." the clip cuts off. /end id]

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[video description: a clip from the movie Deadpool & Wolverine. the group consisting of Elektra, Deadpool, Gambit, Laura and Blade approaches Cassandra's hideout, passing through flames. the car stops with a u-turn and they step out onto the field, now surrounded by the enemy. the scene cuts to a bird view, before zooming back in on the characters. the focus shifts to the trunk of the Honda Odyssey opening, and the group watches as Wolverine steps out of it and joins them. the scene zooms out and cuts to Cassandra, who smiles and then turns, walking away. the song "Bring Em Out" (Epic Movie Version) plays in the background. /end id]

this scene will never not be funny to me...

he hid in the car. he hid in the fucking car.

he could've gone up to them like, "hey I changed my mind, I'm coming with you" - but no. either at night or at the crack of dawn, he decided to get into the goddamn trunk and he stayed completely silent the entire ride. the others didn't know he was hiding in the car until his dramatic ass stepped out of that trunk.

he is such a drama queen it physically hurts me...

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have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was

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thinking about how Gambit and Rogue can never even sleep close to one another because they might accidentally touch skin...