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Genie

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I made a video game. It is called Time Force X: Mission of Lennon. You play as a time cop who has been sent to the past to prevent John Lennon's assassination. There are 20 endings. It is, if I may be so bold as to say, insanely funny. The art is by Tom McHenry and fucking rules. I would love if you played my funny game

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Forgot to post this ep here: Shit is so bad! The dumbest evil man is wrecking the country using a cadre of Nazi zoomers named after an outdated meme! Da future is grim and we are miserable! Therefore, we do the only thing we can do to keep our minds from total destruction: complaining!!!

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We never thought we'd see the day: it's a posting episode. The insane repliers of Bluesky have stepped up, providing a critical mass of deranged posts without us having to log on to the odious X. We have sex poems, joke correctors, the Hawk Truth, and leaked photos of Heaven. Check it out

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Vote for Burt. Only cowards vote for the guy who looks like twink Constantine

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Lucifer Kane (Kane and Feels):

an academic whose knowledge of the other side is unparalleled. bastardly little gay magic man who says he doesn't care but truly does.

Burt Harddrive (Anime Sickos: Sicko Shock 2):

we all know the classic noir detective guy. talking to and about mysterious dames, wallowing in self pity, etc. but what if, while he was doing that stuff, he was also saying computer words and trying to uncover the secrets of the cyberpunk dystopia keeping him and all of his little buddies trapped in a nightmare of eternal posting? and what if when he said the computer words he did so in a gruff but enchanting voice you could listen to for hours as he narrated everything happening to him in real-time? what if his icy heart was warmed by the power of friendship? well personally speaking i think that’d be pretty sexy

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Lucifer Kane (Kane and Feels):

#LUCIFER KANE

#LUCIE SWEEP. NEOW #you must vote for the weird short gay wizard for ME

#(lucifeeeeer)

#as much as damian is my poor little meow meow #going to go with kane #bc at least this man has fucked #and not just fucked up

Burt Harddrive (Anime Sickos: Sicko Shock 2):

A private detective in the dystopian cyberpunk future where posting is mandated by law. Also he says he's cute so that's like in the bag

Vote for Burt

#Burt harddrive sweep

#you gotta listen to sicko shock 2 so you can have your heart broken repeatedly #also jordi is there

#ANIME SICKOS PODCAST!!!!!! #BURT BURT BURT BURT #to SHIT???????

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OUT NOW: After the most harrowing week of fascist American leadership in our memory, the Sickos must seek the healing aura of Resident Evil 4, the platonic ideal of video game, and the real-life manifestation of Bonestorm, the game Bart wants on the Simpsons. We talk both the original and the remake. They both rule. It is fun when you kick an old old Spanish man and his head becomes deleted

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Vote for Tor

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Tor Client (Anime Sickos):

Transgender transhumanist

Loves to jack in

Not a woman, not a man, something you could never understand

True form glorious and incomprehensible

Do you ache to be free of the mortal flesh? Are you trapped in a prison of meat and bone? Take Tor's hand and they will guide you into the boundless, divine realm of cyberspace, where you can be anything and anyone you can imagine

Father Liberty Hale (Zero Hours):

Pathetic 1700s reverend fooled into thinking this is the end times by a woman posing as a witch, winds up giving up the location of a priceless artifact and ends the show tied to a cross (because he asked to be). Pathetic, haughty, faithless, and tied up. A perfect character.

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Vote for Burt

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Burt Harddrive (Anime Sickos):

A private detective in the dystopian cyberpunk future where posting is mandated by law. Also he says he's cute so that's like in the bag

we all know the classic noir detective guy. talking to and about mysterious dames, wallowing in self pity, etc. but what if, while he was doing that stuff, he was also saying computer words and trying to uncover the secrets of the cyberpunk dystopia keeping him and all of his little buddies trapped in a nightmare of eternal posting? and what if when he said the computer words he did so in a gruff but enchanting voice you could listen to for hours as he narrated everything happening to him in real-time? what if his icy heart was warmed by the power of friendship? well personally speaking i think that’d be pretty sexy

Kate Burnham (The Bridge):

An agent who can do anything and is definitely haunted literally and maybe haunted metaphorically.

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The Sickos watched the unbelievable indie silent slapstick comedy Hundreds of Beavers. Here's the thing: This movie is gaming. Watching this movie is the same as Minecraft except every two minutes you see the dumbest image of your life and go haw haw! We are absolutely in the tank for this movie and will go to war on its behalf. It's the only movie with a UI. You can watch the entire movie legally and for free on YouTube right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guE0Qd8BRw0

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Writer, podcaster, game developer and poster Merritt K goes guesto mode! We discuss her new visual novel, Fledgling Manor, the sick soul required to be a wicked Asymmetrical, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, the sick compulsion to play Magic the Gathering despite it sucking ass, and our nostalgia for the bygone stink of a LAN party basement. This shit is so good. Happy new year freaks

Get Merritt's game here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/Fledgling_Manor/

Here's the horrible article Merritt referenced: https://a16z.com/anime-is-eating-the-world/

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If you think this is a funny concept, consider listening to our audio dramas "Sicko Shock" and "Sicko Shock 2" which prominently feature "the Roguelike District" as a major plot point lol https://animesickos.com/audiofiction

it's a nice day out and I want to take a walk but I have nowhere to go... this is why I really need to move to the roguelike district

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I'm late on listening to it but the episode where you guys talk about Don Quixote and Moby Dick is my new favorite episode! Finally someone else appreciates how great of a comedy Don Quixote is!

It's true...I am the genius of books....thank you for taking the time to say this. It is very appreciated my wizard friend

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I forgot to post here for like three months. Uhh. I made a newsletter that is an album-of-the-week club so I can write about music. If you want to read a white boy non-musician yammer for ages about music for freaks, uhh, maybe check it out. I will try to remember to post new episodes here too.

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This latest @animesickos episode is unironically the best election post-mortem I've listened to all week. And it's got an absolutely BANGER take-down of the people who use "the male loneliness epidemic" as a political scapegoat.

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This is the last week you can pre-order our great Sicko shirt with art by Brandon B! Orders close on Friday! Don't miss da chance, head over to animesickos dot com slash store!!

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Hey, will you be in Chicago on Monday Nov 4 at 7pm? Then come to Cafe Mustache you asshole. We are reviving "THE SKEWER" which if you don't know is a legendary Chicago comedy institution that everyone respects. Tom from the Anime Sickos hosts an incredible lineup feat @drdemonprince, Joe from the Anime Sickos, Tom McHenry, Sara McHenry, Josh Watkins and erica dreisbach. This shit is going to be so funny but if no one shows up I'm going to go insane so please make it out. This shit is for free also