let’s see if anything happens :p
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please go like the original post and support the author bc this is amazingggg
watch and learn | iwaizumi hajime x f!reader x team japan
there were two things they all had in common: the growing bulges in their pants that they were urgently trying to distract themselves from, and the fact that their full attention was on you.
warnings: 18+, timeskip!everyone, BIG MANGA SPOILERS BASICALLY, exhibitionism, voyeurism, orgasm denial
w/c: 3.1k
a/n: now i don’t know if iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer learned about female orgasms when he was studying sports science at irvine BUT he def knows how to show a girl a good time which is reason enough for me to write this. also, i read this article to prep for this piece and it was super enlightening, so i do recommend giving it a read if you’re interested!
in the middle of his morning run, iwaizumi slowed momentarily to check the repetitive buzzing of this phone, curious as to who was messaging him this early. when he’d left the apartment, you were sleeping, and you had the tendency to still be sleeping by the time he returned, so who else could it be?
he unlocked his phone, quickly finding the source of the notifications: the team japan group chat.
[06:43 AM] miya: hey @iwaizumi—you know stuff abt the human body right?
[06:43 AM] miya: cus like you studied it in college and shit??
iwaizumi rolled his eyes. i spent four years in america to earn my degree, came back home to support my country’s olympic team, and dealt with the biggest idiots of volleyball, only to get treated like this?
[06:44 AM] iwaizumi: yes, miya. i took many courses on the human body. in fact that’s the purpose of my job. to know the human body. because i am a fucking athletic trainer.
[06:44 AM] miya: okay okay i get it. dumb question
[06:44 AM] iwaizumi: why? is something up? you need help or anything?
[06:44 AM] miya: uhhh kinda
[06:44 AM] miya: @hinata i’m not fucking asking this
[06:44 AM] bokuto: bro just do it
[06:44 AM] miya: @hinata @hinata @hinata
iwaizumi cocked an eyebrow. what the hell are they going on about?
[06:45 AM] iwaizumi: so am i needed or…
[06:45 AM] hinata: YES
[06:45 AM] hinata: we had a question
[06:46 AM] sakusa: by “we” he means him, miya, and bokuto
[06:46 AM] suna: yeah don’t bring us into this
[06:46 AM] hinata: don’t listen to them! both suna and sakusa wanna know too
[06:46 AM] iwaizumi: okay. what’s up
[06:47 AM] hinata: we wanted to know how to make a girl cum
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ok ok i see so many posts of deku being a sub. and yeah i get it. but like, i’d much rather have deku being all sweet during the day and then behind closed doors he is an absolute BEAST like that boy’s personality does a complete 180. just thinking abt it 🥴🥴🥴
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╰ a study group of random college sophomores turns into 3am mcdonald’s runs, non stop group chat texts, and a romance between y/n and the kid who thinks she’s annoying as fuck.
▷ pairing: tsukishima kei x fem!reader
▷ genre/warnings: social media au!, slight time-skip references, cursing, sexual jokes, one sided enemies to lovers, fluff, angst, slight smut
▷ updates: slow but weekly
▷ status: ongoing!
taglist = open! send an ask to be tagged
introductions
i. psychology is ass
ii. beyoncé
iii. are you dumb?
iv. ramen run
v. wrong chat
vi. decent plan
to be cont ...
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Better Off As Lovers (Tsukishima Kei x Reader)
Word Count: 5,076
Warnings: SMUT, oral (female receiving), bad language, my shit writing
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salty4tsukki
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hello! i luv ur blog sm!! can i pls req a scenario (or hc if that’s easier) of tsukki and reader going from enemies to lovers? perhaps reader ended up doing tsukki a solid that saved his ass and that marked the turning point of their relationship? sfw+nsfw if that’s oki!! tysm in advanced :-)
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Here is some spice for you guys. I hope you like it, I had a lot of fun writing it lol. Tsukishima is such a fucking prick, I absolutely love it. @salty4tsukki I hope this was what you had wanted, also thank you so much for your support! Requests are closing tomorrow! I’m slowly but surely making my way through all of the requests and writing stuff up. I should probably be focusing on school but ya girl is avoiding responsibilities right now lmao. I hope you guys have a wonderful weekend!😚😚😚
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No thoughts
Head empty
Just manga Bakugou
Please this man is so fine 😫 That third picture do be making me feel some type way 😳
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Horns are made of keratin. Hair is made of keratin. We’re all very, very horny.
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Gloves are boring puppets.
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Since no one is brought into the world willingly, everyone technically loves their parents due to stockholm’s syndrome
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can you guys recommend some DracoxReader fanfics on wattpad? i’ve read a few and i’m having some trouble finding more. i’m looking for stories that have angst, fluff and smut too. anything is helpful :))
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go look at her page! her art is amazing!!!!
Draco Malfoy Portrait
What a sweet smile, I’d like to know who he’s looking at…
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The internet was meant to increase our collective intelligence, but it has also increased our collective stupidity and ignorance
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omg i’m watching catfa and when they show steve’s notebook and you see his drawing of the dancing monkey, on the other page, u see the train. THE TRAIN THAT BUCKY FALLS OUT OF!!!!
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castiel
angel with a shotgun by the cab is 1,000,000% about castiel. without a doubt no one can change my mind
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English sucks
I really need to do an English assignment or I'm probably going to fail, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. it’s poetry analysis and I HATE IT SO MUCH I would say I would want it to go to hell, but that would be an insult to the residents of hell. also, little side rant, why do I need a class in a language I already speak. I don’t see Mexican kids in Spanish class or German kids in German class analyzing the written works of their language. I'm just very annoyed in general
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