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twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

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“we stopped when jacob said we’d gone six miles, cut west for a short time, and headed back along another line of his grid”

...so bella, a girl who, by her own admission, does zero physical activity... can hike over 12 miles in one day, no problem???? smeyer... please explain yourself

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being a woman is about having prophetic dreams

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twilight au where everything is the same but james is james charles

*in the baseball field*

laurent: i am laurent. and this is victoria, and james.

james: Hi Sisters!

james: *smells bella*

james: you’ve brought a Sister Snack

*in phoenix*

bella: hey, mom, i’m glad you got my message. what’re you doing home?

renée: bella!? bella!? bella, where are you!? bella!?

bella: calm down, everything’s fine. i’ll explain everything later—mom, are you there?

james: forks high school doesn’t protect its Sister Students’ privacy very well. it was easy The House for victoria to find your previous address. it’s a nice house you have here. Love That! i was prepared to wait for you, but then Mom came home after she received a very worried call from your dad, and it all worked out The House.

bella: don’t touch her! don’t—

james: you can still Sister Save her. but you’re going to have to get away from your Sister Squad. can you handle that?

bella: where should i meet you?

james: how about your old ballet studio? and i’ll know if you bring anyone along. poor mommy will pay the price for that Sister Slip-Up

*in the ballet studio*

bella: she’s not even here

james: no. Sister Sorry. you know, you really made it easy The House

james: you’re alone, because you’re faster than the others. but not Sister Stronger!

james: *bites bella*

james: Sister Scrumptious!

edward: *rips james’ throat out*

james: *gargling* Uh Oh Sisters!

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Have you ever read “The Raven Tales” stories curated by the Quileute Nation? Adding to that...SMeyer apparently used actual surnames of people from the tribe. 😶

Me reading that first sentence genuinely intrigued and wanting to go look them up vs. me reading that second sentence being this 👌🏻 close to finding meyer's stupid address

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Dom talking about how playing Waverly taught her how to be proud of her own sexuality

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here’s bella seeing edward’s hallucination after cliff diving while As It Was plays bc its Sad Girl Hours. i also edited the song to sound like its playing underwater because i guess im a professional now

edits masterlist

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What if vampire skin looked like opals in sunlight instead of diamonds? The colors would shift and change with movement and each individual would be conpletly unique. There are so many different colors in opals, from pastels to highly saturated ones. Also the warm colors would look a lot like flames in sunlight

Having so much color just below the surface of the skin would also provide some contrast against the cold and motionless nature of vampires. The colors would still be there, though almost unnoticeable, in lower lighting. This would still be unnerving to humans even if their eyes couldn’t quite process what was wrong with the vampires

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Why yes, this is a shitpost

((Writing Exercise: Write people as if they were days of the week) That isn’t what I ended up doing, I got way off track but that’s what inspired this)

Sunday- I suppose its all due to personal belief that I would make Tom Hiddleston Sunday. Why you might ask? Simple. Personally, I view Sunday as one of the best days of the week. It’s a not workday, it’s a day that I fully abuse. Sundays I wake up whenever I feel like it. I make myself a cup of my favorite tea and sip it at my leisure. I stay, for the most part in my pj's, and don’t leave the house unless its dire. I make breakfast and eat that painstakingly slow because I can. Then I leave dishes in the sink for the next day knowing that I’ll hate myself for it later, but I do it because I can. I laze around the house, probably reading or taking a nap after only being awake for two hours, maybe watching my husband on tv idk. Treat myself to no end and I’m pulling out all the stops. Hair mask? Yes. Face mask? Duh. Mani-Pedi? You read my mind. Glass of wine? I’ve got a whole bottle. Nice extra scolding hot bath, the burn is phenomenal. Dinner, pasta is what I’ll end up making. Then bed. Yes, it is the best day.

Monday- Despite the universal opinion that Mondays are unequivocally the worst, I don’t mind it. I’m really a bit fond of Monday. Thus, making Monday, Taylor Swift. Listen, anyone who doesn’t like Taylor Swift will undoubtedly disagree with this, but I can’t be arsed to care. She’s a gem and I love her. Monday is the day of opportunity. Monday makes me feel like I can conquer the world. This is the day I feel the most motivated to get my shit together and get shit done. I’m a force to be reckoned with and you cannot tell me otherwise. I can guarantee you that my productivity goes up by a solid 50% on this day. Mondays also make me feel oddly colorful. Not that I’m not a colorful person but it just makes me feel extra bubbly and happy. Idk

Tuesday- Harry Styles. The longest day of the week, in the best way. This day is never-ending, this is another day that I get so much shit done. Then inevitably have nothing left to do because I get up at 7:00 am, do everything that needs to be done, look at the clock and its 7:03 am. So much opportunity, so much to do. Not bad day, just a long one and a nice one if you do it right. Its also a pretty steady day, calm in all the best ways.

Wednesday- I CAN’T EVEN THINK OF SOMEONE TO BE WEDNESDAY! WHY?! BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE WEDNESDAY. IT IS THE WORST DAY EVER, IT’S THE LONGEST AND THE FASTEST DAY EVER IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. YOU WAKE UP SINGLE AND FREE YOU BLINK ITS THIRTY YEARS LATER, YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH YOUR THIRD CHILD, THE BILLS ARE DUE, THE CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY AND ALL YOU’VE GOT IS HALF A GRAPE AND A PIG TOUNGE AND YOU'RE STILL UGLY. I’m sorry.

Thursday- Daniel Radcliffe in that one movie. Listen, as much as I love this man, he looks rough-in ‘Guns of Akimbo’ and i understand that on a spiritual level. Friday gets me feeling like the most cracked-out bum on this earth. If I look rough, I feel even rougher. I probably smell like I was pulled six times backwards through a dumpster and I’m being drUG BY MY WEAVE through a landfill. Living on a prayer, someone else’s backwash cup of coffee, half a crushed Adderall pill that I snorted up my ass, six 5hour energy and a line of cocaine. This isn’t the prettiest day.

Friday- Tom Holland. Look I know that there is already a Tom, but Tom’s are great, so I’ll keep ‘em. Fridays are wonderful because you just get to chill and be as weird and free as possible. Fridays make me feel like I’m walking on sunshine and vibrating with joy. Nothing can bring me down, I’m unnecessarily happy about everything, everyone I run into probably wants to punch me in the mouth and piss in my cheerios. I dunno Fridays make me happy and content, so it’s a good day. Fridays make me feel good.

Saturday- Saturdays are warm and fuzzy and safe. Therefore, I must make them Robert Pattinson. He’s everything to me and I never expected to feel this amount of care for a human being I have never once met. To me, Saturdays are road trips with the one you love. Being able to look over at them and feel like ‘oh shit they are really mine…wild’. It’s knowing without a doubt the one you love loves you just as much and feeling secure. It is having a bad day and going out for ice cream with the person you feel safest with knowing that they’re someone you can be wholly yourself with. It’s the totally cheesy feeling of waking up in the morning after having a bad night and rolling over to see the person who means the whole world to you as the sunlight peeks in through the gaps in the curtain. Idk I’m a sap. This is a happy and content day for me. I don’t know what else to say. It just makes me deliriously happy.

Who would you make Wednesday?

((A/N: I know most of the actors on here are British, but hey, my brain said so) also I’ll be deleting my blogs when I’m famous so y’all can’t expose me)

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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Robert Pattinson as Bruce Wayne

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ok vampire hunter au bella would definitely run into garrett at some point. it’s 3:30am on a dark seattle street and neither have any qualms about killing the other, but bella starts asking questions and garrett is so curious, he doesn’t even try. who is this human girl, who knows about vampires? who isn’t afraid of vampires?

“im looking for someone, who’s like you,” bella says, and she drops the cullen name and garrett is like 1. who the fuck is this chick and 2. what the in the hell are carlisle and his coven doing

and just as his curiosity got the best of his thirst, his self preservation gets the best of his curiosity and he just. runs. full vampire speed out of there. nope. he is not going to entangle himself in whatever the fuck this is and bella is left calling him “come back and kill me you coward! i know you know something!”

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– It's your fault Gotham is in chaos. Is that what you wanted?

– You don't understand, baby Bruce. All these people heard what they wanted, but I like it. Chaos is beautiful.

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whats a pillow princess

i don’t have the heart to explain

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carlisle thinkin about premarital sex before 1921

carlisle thinkin bout premarital sex in 1921 after catching a glimpse of esme’s bare ankle

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bella: if you keep saying you don’t have a soul then I guess that means we can’t be soulmates anymore haha

edward, locking himself in his room for the next 3 days: