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THE SECRET OF LIVING A HEALTHY LIFE IS EATING DIRT IM THE CHILDHOOD

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That feeling when you touch your just shaved leg is just soooooo goooood!!!

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It turns out some old friends remember me as the one who once said "one mole of lolis" and I don't know how to react

Like I don't even know how we got into a situation this shit could be said

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It's da gay everyone

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It was not the snake's light that made me doubt it, nor the time it took for the food to go through, but for some unknown reason it was the "in violation of doctor patient confidentiality"

The longest recorded snake ever recorded was a green snake only one centimeter wide at its thickest. Its body however was 43 feet long.

Seen here coiled loosely into a pile, the specimen, named “Warren Peace” by the herpetologists who take care of the specimen, was discovered under the bed one 6 year old Betty Keller of San Francisco, Georgia. Said her mother, “Betty told us there was a snake under the bed. We thought we’d take a look and then tell her it was her imagination but there was the little head sticking out. It looked harmless so I just pulled it out and it kept coming and coming like handkerchiefs from a clown’s mouth. Eventually we had to start winding it around my stripper pole which I use only for exercise and even then it was a huge ordeal.”

Warren now resides at the Frisco Zoo where he has his own aquarium 10X30ft in size, which the serpent often sprawls across completely. He eats goldfish, about 10 a day which, through the use of colored dyes, have been found to take almost 15 weeks to make it through the elongated digestive system.

Hundreds of tourists come from every state every day to visit the magnificent beast, but one little lady who won’t be visiting is his discoverer Betty Keller, who remains a resident at the nearby Laplish Home For The Severely Shaken Up. “This girl may never recover,” said Doctor Mellman in violation of doctor patient confidentiality, “She freaks out every time they serve spaghetti at the cafeteria.”

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Friendly reminder to unclench your butthole

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Just ate 2 fucking kilos of Yakisoba for lunch and not a single other thing for the day

This is what I call a healthy diet

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Wtf was I on? I have no knowledge about the political climate during the early 2000s, Europe as a whole, or punk culture?

How I love writing my essay due 5 hours from now in 30 minutes after procrastinating for 2 hours, while narrating the text in my mind as an old man writing to his younger friend late at a night in the beginning of the 2000s, candle lit, advising him on the dangers of extremist positions about social healthcare imposition after said friend has gotten into some rebel group that, for the most part, have some really positive social messaging, but lost themselves in some aspects of their fight

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Like it's funny because I don't need to go that deep into creating the character, but 1 in the morning me just casually lore drops the whole backstory of the dude like

The cautionary approach you are using is typical of a older person giving advice, I would say he probably lived through some real punk times, so this is maybe taking place in the early 1990s or 2000s, because it would make sense for him to write to some newer punks of an era were not so much is happening so they kinda lost their flame, but we had 9/11 on 2001... BUT making it post 9/11 would make sense if he was writing to some new punks getting into it after the mass terror discourse, but if he's European (wich he automatically was as of the creation of the mental image of him writing in his dark room, candle lighted right at the start of the my writing process) he can't be from the UK, because the political intrigue would happen more in areas with more immigration from the south, like France and Italy, I think Italy fits him better, yeah I can think of him in a not so central city observing riots in the crowded streets out his window, yeah, a guy like that would write to his coworker giving advice about his point of view in some political debate he saw him getting involved.

All this at a wimpy piece of paper that has nothing to do with this story, neither indicates said narrators existence, all because I'm too tired to simply do shit like a funcional human being

How I love writing my essay due 5 hours from now in 30 minutes after procrastinating for 2 hours, while narrating the text in my mind as an old man writing to his younger friend late at a night in the beginning of the 2000s, candle lit, advising him on the dangers of extremist positions about social healthcare imposition after said friend has gotten into some rebel group that, for the most part, have some really positive social messaging, but lost themselves in some aspects of their fight

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How I love writing my essay due 5 hours from now in 30 minutes after procrastinating for 2 hours, while narrating the text in my mind as an old man writing to his younger friend late at a night in the beginning of the 2000s, candle lit, advising him on the dangers of extremist positions about social healthcare imposition after said friend has gotten into some rebel group that, for the most part, have some really positive social messaging, but lost themselves in some aspects of their fight

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Update: after checking again, I'm sad to inform that both the porn and the palestine bots were loss in battle.

Their presence will be missed by all the bots gathered here today

May the machine god have mercy on their program or whatever idk

You better not mess with me because I have 4 followers

- The first is a porn bot

- The second a Palestine bot

- The third is the Haiku Bot

- And the fourth is Cheez bot

So I know for a fact that I conquered the respect from all bot subspecies and you better watch out

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You better not mess with me because I have 4 followers

- The first is a porn bot

- The second a Palestine bot

- The third is the Haiku Bot

- And the fourth is Cheez bot

So I know for a fact that I conquered the respect from all bot subspecies and you better watch out

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People keep stringing me into useless power scaling debate, so here is a real fight for you guys:

If Mahoraga were to fight Sanji, who would win and why would Mahoraga adapt itself into a cute girl

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Just had a casual conversation with a friend about what we would do getting back home and I realized how different our answers were

Like in total we said about 3 things each, but while I said really specific things like sending the photos I was asked for or taking a second look at a hard exercise, he said really generic stuff like studying all topics we saw today

And like, I know there is some sort of deep psychological explanation to that like how he overloads himself or how I underestimate my production but I just find this shit funny

Like "now? I'll probably eat or something, how about you?" "I was considering reestablishing the socialist republic, but if I have no time for it I'll settle on reinventing the microscope"

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Pronouns? I'm hardly a Noobnoun

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I love tumblr because what do you mean I'm actively following about 73 different Elvis Presley gimmick blogs? What do you mean they have their own tag called the elvisverse?

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I'm sorry buddy, but you committed the capital sin of interrupting my David Bowie with your phone call, may god have mercy on your soul