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I wanted to post a cute Mar'y Fanart but I literally spent two days trying to figure out what to make her wear...

So let's play my favorite game!

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Robin!Dick wanting to scare the Titans : you can't reveal your identity or else Bruce Wayne will appear in your house and sleep with your mentor

Them: *not believing /forgetting what he says reveal their identities to each other over time once they start trusting each other*

Roy: *see Bruce walking out of Oliver's room one day* "oh my god robin was right! Bruce Wayne will sleep with your mentor if you reveal your identity!"

Oliver: *thinks it's kinda funny and repeat it to the league cause wtf are those kids saying?*

The league: "no acctually I did sleep with Bruce Wayne now that you mention it"

The league: *turns to Batman who stayed quiet as always*

Batman: "why did you think I never allowed Robin to disclose our identities?"

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DCxDP anger management bits

Jason: I'm seeing a phycologist.

Bruce: hn

Dick: whoa that's great! You're finally working on your mental health! I'm proud so of you little wing!

Tim: you're saying 'seeing' as having appointment with them right? You're not hallucinating them right?

Little did they know he meant seeing as in going out with. Little did he know Jasmine was actively bettering his mental health anyway so win win

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Yk I'm asking the real questions about DC

Like:

Have mormons or Jehovah witness ever knocked on a super hero door? (Idk other religions who preach door to door🤔)

Like, I keep imagining Clark interacting with Jehovah witness for whatever random reason

How would it go?? Like

Would Clark be like: "I'm from a whole ass other planet idc about some 2025year old dude"

I feel like he'd be very polite about it

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Exactlyyy! The people are starving and when we give them food they complain about it😔😔 even tho it looks so good!!!

OMG THIS LOOKS SO GOOD

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I literally can't wait for this movie you guys have no idea, I don't care if I'll be 28 or 46 I'll be running to the movie theater as soon as it drops

OMG THIS LOOKS SO GOOD

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This has been weighing my mind for so long

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This is kinda messy because it's a prologue...But!

OBSESSED WITH YOU

a DCxDP story

Danny really doesn't like New Jersey

It was damp and cold and smelled like seaweed. winter wind felt like sand and salt on a cut.

And yet, he'll have to stay there for however long this mission will take. You see, a few days ago, Clockwork had commissioned him to go stop a young man who would, if left unattended, create a portal into the ghost zone and turn into a halfa contrary to his destiny in the small costal town Danny was now residing in.

Danny doesn't usually mind going on missions,but he quickly get bored if they drag on for a long time, he'd usually talk to his friends via ectophones or play and watch videos on it.... except Clockwork sent him to the 19th century!!! How was he supposed to cure his boredom now?

Well...there was a way for him to contact his friends without technology....

Resting places and remain were one of the most important things a ghost could ever have, it was something precious that linked them to their lives and the living world, if the ghost was powerful enough they could infuse their ectoplasm in their remains or objects that belonged to them in life through which the livings could contact them.

The same thing applied to Danny, true he didn't have a resting place per say, but being a powerful ghost owning a part of him could be enough to be linked to him. That is why each time he clip his nails or cut his hair he made sure to burry them in what he and his friends lovingly refer to as his "grave" on the outskirts of Amity Park's cemetery bellow a tree he and Tucker liked to climb on as children.

The thought of someone being more or less linked to him by merely owning a strand of his hair was concerning but as long as he didn't infuse it with his ectoplasm, and it didn't fall in the wrong hands it wouldn't be a problem, right? It's not like anyone would desecrate an unmarked tomb outside of a cemetery, right? Plus it has it's avantages! He first had this idea when for her birthday, Danny had offered Jazz a locket necklace, she put a picture of them as kids and, at first as a joke, she decided to use it as it's intended purpose and ceremoniously cut a strand of Phantom's hair to have both parts of her brother near her heart, Danny had felt like a tiny piece of himself had been taken from him, but it wasn't that uncomfortable of a feeling, it wasn't missing, it was there, surrounded in the comforting warmth he associated with his sister.

A few days after, he realized that if he concentrated enough he could feel what his sister was feeling at the moment and even see a strand guiding him to her when he closed his eyes and drowned out everything else.

Thinking it was cool and could be useful he made a choker locket for Sam and a braided ankle bracelet for Tucker.

But it took a lot of concentration and effort to actually use his lock of hair as actual walkie talkie so he will have to make do with the light tug he associate with his friend and sister, far, yet so close, his core was practically purring in the shared feeling of warmth, security and belonging...But the feeling of warmth was quickly blown away by another harsh gust of wind and brought him back to his situation.

And so here was Danny, going by Daniel Nightgale from the outskirts of Chicago, Illinois, coming to bum fuck nowhere Gotham in this god blessed year of 1883 to live with his fake sister "juliette" for a few months.

CW had 'generously' crafted him a backstory with an upbringing and entourage similar enough to his real one to avoid any slip up and given him his usual green sheet of paper on which an adress was scribbled on...green colored paper in the 19th huh? Danny sure hoped it wasn't crafted in a time accurate manner.

The sixteen year old adjusted his grey wool scarf and walked out of the alley he was just portaled in, to the dirty neo gothic streets.

It wasn't long until he started to hear whispers of his halfa to be, a thief named Jim who seemingly started to dip his toes in the occult.

Alright! All Danny had to do was stop a thief confiscate his occult stuff and he'd be on his way home! As easy as that! Nothing wrong could ever happen and there was not an once of foreshadowing in this whole story at all!.

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Pov: you're being killed by Damian Wayne al ghul but there's a Erithacus rubecula passing by

Tw: Blood on the second image

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DCxDP bits of story

Jazz and Jason are dating

And it's the greatest thing that happened to Jay cause Jasmine just get him, she's kind and funny and know how to fight, she's never scared of him or pity him they exchange great deal over books, he yaps about theater and she yaps about phycology, she's really involved in the betterment of crime alley so much so she's known as red hood girl's and it's overall the best period of time for Jason

On the other side of town Tim has developed a crush on this cute barista, he interact with him in both persona but he is overthinking this relationship way to much but he do steal a kiss from his beau in a sweet romantic rooftop scene

But one day! Tragedy! Some jokers goons try to kidnap Barbara luckily that girl can still fight and Dick was with her and ignoring the protocol of 'playing helpless himbo' he does fight back those who tries to take his girlfriend but in the same time this was happening other goons were kidnapping Selena,Jazz and Danny to bring them to one of Joker's sick game where he planned to torture them live until their bat lovers find them

Batman is stressed because Selina is in danger and apparently Tim's boyfriend (boyfriend? Did he say that? Is that what he called me? -Tim) and Jason's girlfriend too (the only reason Jason hasn't gone full pit rage is because he need to find the location)

But why were the Fenton in Gotham you may ask? Well Jasmine was there for her studies and Danny needed to register and keep an eye on revenants (Dani helped by traveling the world while he only went to places with the biggest revenant/ ectoplasm regroupement) and one of them was the Joker, he was long overdue to a trial in the afterlife for crimes against deadkind, and at first he was going to procrastinate and wait for him to die naturally but now that he was right in front of him....

*The live start with the Joker grinning in the camera*

"Well hello batsy and company! Today we have very beloved guest don't we?"

Jason is practically vibrating with rage and terror because what do you mean the love of his life, lightness to his darkness is being held by the very monster who broke him beyond repair? Tim is having similar thoughts as he frantically try to find the location of the wearhouses. Bruce as always look emotionless but his whole body is tense he knows Selina is strong but that doesn't stop him from worrying and he also knows that if Jason's girlfriend is hurt there is no holding his son back

*The joker snicker and turns the camera to show the three hostages lined up and tied to chair and gagged, Selina looks ready to pound on him and is probably working on setting herself free, Jazz looks strangely relaxed if not slightly amused tho it could be an act (Cass tell them that even tho it's a video it's probably not an act and that kinda calm Jason even though he is still boiling at the sight of his girl tied like that by this psycho) and Danny looks like a kid who's parents reminded them of a homework they had to do before being allowed to go play outside (and oh how true that was)

"Oh how impatient you must be for your lovers to come get you" the Joker say twirling a knife in his hand before using the tip of it to tilt Danny's chin up making Tim want to commit murder "but don't worry we'll have fun just the four of us while we wait for them hm?"

"Acctually it's very convenient that you're the one who seeked us out" Jazz says calmly..."huh?" Literally everyone except Danny who add "yes, we've been trying to contact you about your soul extended guarantee? It doesn't have any."

"...is this a Joke to you?" The Joker ask starting to be pissed off

"No because Jokes aren't supposed to be pathetic. You have long overdue trials in the afterlife and I came to drag you there myself."

*The audio and image start to distort more and more until the live cut to black*

When the bats arrive in the wearhouses Joker is nowhere in sight, all his goons are tied up in Fenton rope™ and Jazz and Danny looks as relaxed as ever as if they had just been on a little sibling outing while Selina just looks at them

"Now which God forgotten parts of hell did you guys crawl from?"

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The boy in the coffin.

Tw: mention of death

Timothy drake's parent left a lot to him in their will. Such as an impressive amount of artifacts collected along their many archeology trips that they stored in their many proprieties across the world.

In an attempt to feel closer to his parents after a harsh week Tim went to one of those houses to try and make sense of all their artifacts, now his.

He traced his fingers across a box feeling nostalgic, he remembered his parents taking it in and rambling about some byzantine empire and HOLY SHIT THAT'S A DEAD BODY- ahem- among the storage room tucked between many dusty boxes laid a glass cast-iron casket, a model popular in the 19th century, but this one had all it's walls made of glass snow white style instead of just having an oval window, with a flower bed that didn't even look that wiltered if we assumed they were a few hundred years old. And neither looked the boy laying on them, he looked ethereal as if just asleep, the casket was filled with a liquid that was probably the reason it's content was so well preserved, it was tinted green by the time and plants but didn't blemish the beauty of the boy inside.

There was no word to describe how this sight made Tim feel, on one side he was face to face with the dead body of a teen that looked his age and even if his vigilante work made him face death often, seeing another dead teen was never easy, making his eyes burn and his stomach turn in a visceral reaction. But in the other it was mesmerizing, the boy was beautiful, no it was an understatement he was the prettiest person he ever saw and Tim personally knew gods!

The boy had white hair stuck in a flowing motion adding to his ethereal look, his skin was almost as pale, long eyelashes brushing cheeks slightly sunken by the lack of blood rushing underneath the skin, traces of freckles dusted his cheeks but what you'd notice first if you ever saw this strange boy in the coffin was his regal outfit

Indeed, the boy was wearing a deep dark blue tunic and pants orned with intricate silver details, on his shoulder was draped a darker than dark cape dusted with silver specs, looking like a stary sky, his hand weren't crossed over his chest but posed to hold a long sword, some foreign language and constellation like carvings on the blade. On his head was a silver crown with a large dark Sirius shaped gem in the middle of it.

Timothy was entranced, his primal instincts screaming to look and get away from the death and yet he couldn't, the world screamed to tear his eyes away from the casket, his calculating mind getting to work as a compromise, not quite looking away but not quite focusing on the body

The clothing of the boy was matching the latest part of the medival era but the style of casket was most popular in the Victorian era, yet the eight walls where made out of solid glass and sealed by melted silver.....this casket was a temporal mess!

A mystery Timothy will have to solve, just who was the boy in the glass casket?

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Just came back from thunderbolt.

Therapy save lives people ✌️✌️

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Just came back from thunderbolt.

Therapy save lives people ✌️✌️

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You know those gacha life react videos?

I need one where batman and robin (and the Titans and justice league maybe?) react to the future Wayne childrens and/or the future batfam

(and I mean all batfam so Azrael,Harper...)

But like in a fic

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Baby boo just wait for me to have the motivation to finish my other fic ✊😔 we need more cannon DC ghosts in DCxDP

Batman: stop right there! And by [insert law about containing evil meta or smth] you're under arrest!

Danny: nice try batman but I'm not a meta I'm just dead, good luck arresting a ghost!

Danny slowly turning invisible: Oh and your parents say hi Brucie~!

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Batman: stop right there! And by [insert law about containing evil meta or smth] you're under arrest!

Danny: nice try batman but I'm not a meta I'm just dead, good luck arresting a ghost!

Danny slowly turning invisible: Oh and your parents say hi Brucie~!

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Why did I never thought of blocking the tags... You are a genius :0

Okay what did I do and why is there so much jaydick on my feed?

I do NOT want batcest on my feed.

If you like/post batcest please make yourself known in my comments so I can block you and we can all move on with our life and never interact ever again