Howls moving castle nsfw remake called "Twinks Moving Thongstrap"
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California Condor
VS.
Carolina "Condor"
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Iowa Staters, have you ever considered the ecological impacts of 801 day?
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Jesus christ, it's fuckin crayons and cave paintings in this shit-hole
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*throws up in front of you* betta fish don't understand what Halloween is.
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Now introducing: TOP BARBIE
Comes with her very own STRAP and HANDCUFFS
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ornithologist diagnoses all cockatoos with BPD
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TERFS be like "eww babe! Your tiktok page is looking so AMAB"
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sorry babe! I can't have sex with you right now. I'm too busy admiring my 20-gallon long low-tech planted aquarium
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nobody ubderstands the bond between a girl and her vacuum cleaner
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Male to Male Resucitation
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TERFS be like "I gotta eat loose cat food outta my pocket"
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TERFS are insane bc they'll be like "trans men will never be real men because they experience what it's like to be a woman" and then trans men will be down astronomical like "yeah babe, I picked up your Ruth gader Binsburg limited edition tampons today, I love her such an icon. BTW, ur pussy is mad grippy todayy
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STOP and THINK.. don't be a TWINK
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bitch named laryngitis
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*runs sand through fingers* "sifty"
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I love riding around in my girlfriend's car. It makes me feel like one of those chihuahuas that were always getting toted around in some chick's purse during the early 2000s
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